˙We're tiny we're toony
We're all a little loony
and in this cartoony we're invading your TV!
We're comic dispensors
We've cracked up all the censors
our tiny toon adventures gives a dose of comedy!
so here's Acme Acres, its a whole wide world apart
our home sweet home it stands alone 
a cartoon work of art!
the scripts were rejected, and slightly unexpected
cuz tiny toon adventures is about to start.

They're furry they're funny they're Babs and Buster bunny
Montana Max has money... Elmyra is in a pain!
He's Hamton I'm Plucky! Dizzy Devil's ducky
Furball's unlucky and Gogo is insane!
at Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degrees
the teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933!!
we're tiny we're toony
we're all a LITTLE loony
we're tiny toon adventures
come and join the fun... doodahdoowadoodoodoo
and now our song is done!