ANSWERS TO SIXTH GRADE TEST QUESTIONS:

  1.  Strategy is when you don't let the enemy know you are out of
        ammunition, but keep on firing.

  2.  By syntax is meant all the money collected by the Catholic Church
        from sinners.

  3.  A virgin forest is a forest in which the hand of man has never
        set foot.

  4.  New Zealand is a democratic country.  They passed a law there
        preventing women from sweating in factories.

  5.  The climate is hottest next to the creator.

  6.  Henry VIII, by his own efforts, increased the population by 40,000.

  7.  Queen Elizabeth was a fat woman.  The demands of the Spanish
        ambassador she stoutly refused.

  8.  He fought the battle of Worchester on the anniversary of his death.

  9.  The Pope declared Luther's writing to be hereditary.

  10.  What was the cause of the industrial revolution?   People
        stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine.

  11.  The Civil War was starteed by Lincoln signing the Amasculation
        Proclamation.

  12.  Tell how a city purifies its water. They filter the water and
        then force it back through an avaitor.

  13.  The donosaur became extince after the flood because they were
        too big to get into the ark.

  14.  Why do we not raise silkworms in the USA? We get our silk from
        the rayon; he is a larger animal and gives more silk.

  15.  One by-product of cattle-raising is calves.

  16.  In the spring the salmon ascend the fresh water streams to spoon.

  17.  There are three heavenly bodies - the Father, the Son and the
        Holy Ghost.

  18.  The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

  19.  The triangle having the angle of 135 degrees is called an
         obscene triangle.

  20.  A person should only take a bath once in the winter time and not
         so often in the summertime.

  21.  Describe the circulation of the blood. It flows down one leg and
         up the other.

  22. The spinal column is a long bunch of bones.  The head sets on the
      top and you sit on the bottom.

  23.  Prevent head colds by using an agonizer to spray the nose until
         it drops in your throat.

  24.  The stomach is a bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of
         indigestion.

  25.  A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly
         constipated authorities.

  26.  As she is getting married next month, she is getting her torso
         ready.

  27.  The men who followed Jesus were called the twelve opossums.

  28.  Mexico was conquered by Kotex.