Spam Haiku --------------------------- Mysterious meat, Lying on my Wonder Bread. I will not eat you. Camouflaged under lettuce and mustard fixings quietly it lurks I look away now unbeknownst to me it is... gazing at my neck It is hungry too Wanting flesh and yummy blood I throw it away Is this lifeless slab, neatly formed into a block, of my mind or real. Smooth, glossy pink skin, or brown by a twist of fate, waits to attack me. Writing Spam haiku, Sharing my most heartfelt thoughts: Does Spam think of me?