FUCKED UP WORLD! All lyrics by Tim Cunningham 1992 Parental Advisory I N S U L T E D : I'm insulted when you call me a dick! Why insult me? Isn't it a waste of time? I guess not. I'm insulted when you think I'm as dumb as a door knob. Why insult me?. Isn't it a waste of time? I guess not. If you insult me why don't you say it to my face? Don't think your so cool calling me names! Why insult me? Isn't it a waste of time? I guess not. Why don't you just do your fucking shit? I'm insulted when you call me an exotic ass! Why insult me? Isn't it a waste of time? I guess not. Why don't you get your puny little ass out of here! Go home to your fucked up family ,bitch! Why insult me ? Isn't it a waste of time? I guess not. Just go to hell !!! Just go to hell !!! I hate when I'm insulted! Everything Sucks : My whole life sucks! My damn mom yells for no reason! Everything sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My whole life sucks! I don't have a damn friend!!!! Everything sucks!!!!!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!!!!!!!! Everything and everybody sucks!! Just get out of here!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!!! Everyone sucks ,so get out of here! Don't come near or I'll kill you! Everything sucks!!!!! Everything sucks!!!! Everything sucks!!!! Everything sucks!!!! Everything sucks!!!! Everything sucks!!!! My whole damn life sucks! My whole fucking life sucks!!!! Everything sucks!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!! Everything sucks!!!!! Give It Up : Give that thing to me! Why don't you give it up? Give that damn poster! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give the damn thing to me! Give it up old bastard! You better give that damn poster! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give me that damn money! You fucking kids! Your the one who took my poster! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! You damn kid, give it up! U G L Y G I R L : Your face is so ugly! Look at the ground and you'll see a resemblance! Your face needs some cosmetic surgery! Ugly girl get out of here!!! Ugly girl get out of here!!! Ugly girl get out of here!!! I can't believe I went out with you! You need to shave!!!! Go to hell! Ugly girl get out of here! Ugly girl get out of here! Ugly girl get out of here! Get out of here bitch!! I know you want to fuck me! I don't want to fuck ugly bastards like you! Ugly girl get out of here! Ugly girl get out of here! Ugly girl get out of here! Your bed is falling apart! Your food is moldy! Your damn poor! Ugly girl get out of here! Ugly girl get out of here! Ugly girl get out of here! Ugly girl get out of here! Ugly girl get out of here! Ugly girl get out of here! You better get the hell out of my life!!!! The ugliest girl in the world! I hate your guts! Ugly girl! Ugly girl! Ugly girl! Ugly girl! Ugly girl! Ugly girl! Ugly girl! Ugly girl! Go to hell ,poor bitch! B L A T H E R : Stop your blather! It makes no sense! Stop speaking in fucking Japanese! It makes no sense! Speak right! Not like a dick! Stop your blather! Can you speak right? Stop speaking in fucking greek! Pronounce the words right ,damn it! Stop speaking backwards! This is gonna be hell! Stop your blather! Stop it ,please! Speak right! Stop the shit! What the hell is your problem? You make no sense! Stop your blather! Stop your blather! Stop your blather! Stop your blather! Stop your blather! What you say is screwed! What the hell your problem! Stop talking weird! Stop your damn shit ,now! I can't belive how you talk! All this shit annoys me! Stop your blather! Stop your blather! Stop your blather! Stop your blather! Stop your blather! God please help him! I don't know what to do! Go Home: Why don't you just go home? You can't stay for very long, anyway! You can't do anything here! You can't do shit here, damn it! Just get the hell out of here and go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Why don't you just go home? Get the hell out of here! Go home and have fun with your brother! My parents are coming! They might kick you out! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Why don't you just go home! I'm not your fucking friend anymore! Go to hell and have a time! I'm getting my bat out! Get the fuck out of here! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Permission: I need permission to do anything! I'm fucking 14 years old! Permission is needed to go over friends' houses! Why can't I just go over their houses'? Permission! Permission! Permission! If I'm gonna ride my bike ,I need to get permission! Who the hell invented the damn word? I need permission to do anything! Why do I need permission? Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! If I'm playing basketball ,I need permission! If I'm playing basketball ,I need permission! If I'm playing hockey ,I need permission! If I'm playing hockey ,I need permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Permission! Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Police came by and dropped a BOMB: Written by: DAVID CUNNINGHAM 12-27-92 .....an evergreen patch a clover of green, the hash pipe empty , what do I DO? the slice of pizza in the mid-afternoon I'm all alone I'm all so full of you The police came by and dropped a BOMB so I ran to the cathedral to sample the wine I found myself shaking, but had not the time there I was no luck to be found but OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ...an evergreen patch, the toilet was blue so was I what do you want? OHHHHHHHHHH I keep asking myself over and over between grace and clover The trouble with me is you and I There you go again, you keep saying to me Give it up . I'm all so full of you The police came by and dropped a BOMB So the event was so quick, cars screeching a punch in the face the blood curdling scream the pipe smoke in the moon's face and I needing you and you loving me a sweet woman no maybe not not is good maybe not do I need you? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I keep asking myself over and over between grace and clover The trouble with me is you and I Keep the faith the whole situation full of hope and maybe we wil be together BUT The police came by and dropped a BOMB Locked up I became a fool with saliva running down my cheek the early morning light in a cell full of wet moss and unearthly stench like a monk I live for four whole years I cried for Jesus to sit at my side the days were hard lonely and stressed no book could be my partner imagination my heart in your hands your letters I looked for day after day OHHHHHHHHHHH On that damn day that vulture- sick blood dripping corrupt police man strapped me up in a car I flew to my cell o' hell I need you INSECTICIDE: I need some insecticide to kill the damn insects! They crawl everywhere and eat everything like monsters! My whole house is full of little damn critters! Those little critters will hit the road when I get some INSECTICIDE! Why can't they stay in their dark holes? Their life will be short and damned! I got mice,waterbugs, and every critter you can think about! Those little critters will hit the road when I get some INSECTICIDE! They eat my food and they drink my drink! Can't they eat their food and drink their drink? Is this harsh world too much for them? Those little critters will hit the road when I get some INSECTICIDE! INSECTICIDE (X 10) DREAM OF A GIRL: Her hair is so longflowing. Her perfume is so womanly and her breasts are so immense. Her perfume has a good scent and your legs are so lewd. Her face is so attractive and she even has a sense of humor and a voluptuous personality. Who wants more than that?She has a high-paying vocation! Our hands were interdigitated and all we did was kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss! We kissed all night and cuddled like a kitten. Let us have sex all night! I'll take off your clothes and you can take off mine! Can I lick everything on your sexy body? I think heaven is here, girl! Oh! let us kiss the whole damn night! I'll nevr abandon you! Your sex is the best! Your sex is the best! Dream of a girl! Train: Can't you make your decision? Do you like or not? Last week we were very close! This week we are not!? Do you want me to kiss you? Your like a TRAIN moving from yes to maybe to no! I love you so much! Why do you want somebody else? What don't I have that the other guy does? Can't you make your decision? You know that my love is better than his SHIT! You are like a train moving from yes to no and then to maybe! Train, stop acting like one! (X 4) DE-THRONE: We don't need your shit, king! Just stay a little longer and you'll get hit! We serve you royal shit and you give us a few hundred! Give him shit for breakfast! Give him shit for lunch! Give him shit for dinner! Give him shit for all of his snacks! De-throne the bastard And become the master! Give him the shit he gave us! We don't need your shit,king! Get the hell out of here,king! Give him shit for breakfast! Give him shit for lunch! Give him shit for dinner! Give him shit for all of his snacks! De-throne the bastard And become the master! De-throne the bastard And become the master! Ghouls at Night: They steal the grave And become the bastard! But before their eyes Lies the master. They need some help And why do they devour? Ghouls at night will steal The grave ,but not my soul! Their minds are in the wrong time! Or they might of have some wine! Their ways are in the wrong bucket! And why don't they fuck it up more? They need the money And become the bastard! Once again! ( X 2 ) They steal the grave And become the BASTARD! But before their eyes Lies the master! They need some help And why do they devour? Ghouls at night will steal The grave, but not my soul! ( X 2 )