Whether your man is neat and tidy or the the biggest slob, this quiz is for
you ladies to find out something about your man:

1. You can identify your slob husband's underwear by:
A. The rust stains
B. The way it cracks when he takes them off
C. His name-written in there since high school gym class
D. The way they stick to the wall when he takes them off and throws them
across the room.

2. Which item is left in ashtrays by the slob husband?
A. His navel lint
B. A wet and slimy chewed cigar butt
C. A cigarette pack cellophane used as dental floss
D. Match sticks covered with ear wax.

3. The slob husband insists on caving money by reusing:
A. Condoms
B. Toilet paper
C. Chewing Gum
D. Tucks

4. The slob husband signals he is finished with his dinner by:
A. Wiping his mouth on his tank top
B. Belching, "What's for desert?"
C. Extinguishing his cigarette in his mashed potatoes
D. Clipping his toenails at the table

5. The anal retentive husband keeps his person scrupulously clean by:
A. Frequent douching
B. Regular flea dips
C. Waxing his "bikini area" weekly
D. Colonic "irrigations" with Lysol

6. The anal retentive husband's childhood is filled with fond memories of:
A. Holding hand with his mother
B. Holding his pet doggie
C. Holding his breath for 8 hours
D. Holding his bowels for 8 days at a time

THE ANSWERS:
1. All of the above, all of the time
2. A, C, and only on the rare occasion he grooms himself-D
3. A-Before the expiration date, however
4. Too close to call
5. C-It eliminates the need for B
6. D-This would account for his adult personality