Hey, have you heard these? That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed... Is that a double ended dilldo or are you just glad to see me? Excuse me. Do you wanna f*ck or should I apologize? Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you? Wanna f*ck like bunnies? You smell wet. Let's Party. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Hey baby...can you suck start a Harley? Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f*ck? What's the matter, don't like pizza? I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. Suck my d*ck or I'll blow your f*cking head off. [requires a gun] You know, I'd really love to f*ck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it. Hi! Do you spit or swallow? Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck? That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it? Nice tits. Mind if I feel them? I love you. I want to marry you. Now f*ck my brains out. Let's take a shower together -- you smell. I've got an itch, honey. Lower. lower. in. out. Excuse me, have I fu*ked you yet? Ever tried those wierd prickly condoms?" (sure to get responses) Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once. I would kill or die to make love to you. I love every bone in your body - especially mine My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it. Or guy: "Do you sleep on your stomach?" girl: "no." guy: "can i." "The only reason that i would kick you out of be would be to f*ck you on the floor." "Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?"