Q. Do You Know Why Sex Is Like A Bridge Game?
 A. You Don't Need A Partner If You Have A Good Hand.

 Q. How Can You Tell When You've Had A Really Good Blowjob?
 A. You Have To Pull The Sheets Out Of Your Ass.

 Q. How Do Aggies Have Sex?
 A. They Exchange Underwear!

 Q. How Do You Know When Your Into Kinky Sex?
 A. When You Get "Ken And Barbie In Bondage" For Your Birthday.

 Q. How Many Aggies Does It Take To Have Sex.
 A. 5.  1 To Do The Job And 4 To Bounce The Bed.

 Q. What Do Snow And Sex Have In Common?
 A. You Never Know How Many Inches You're Going To Get Or How Long It's
    Going To Last.

 Q. What Do You Call Oral Sex At A National Park?
 A. Old Facefull!

 Q. What Do You Call Oral Sex Between Two Yuppies?
 A. Sixtysomething

 Q. What do you call the Munchbunch in a sex orgy?
 A. S A L A D !

 Q. What Is A Definition Of An Orgy?
 A. A Party Where Everyone Comes.

 Q. What Is The Definition Of Australian Foreplay?
 A. "Are You Awake Sheila?"

 Q. What Is The Height Of Conceit?
 A. Screaming Your Name During An Orgasm.

 Q. What Is The Problem With Oral Sex?
 A. The View.

 Q. What Is The Ultimate Rejection?
 A. When You're Masturbating And Your Hand Falls Asleep.

 Q. What Lubricant Do They Use At Orgies?
 A. 3-In-1 Oil.

 Q. Why Does Pussy Smell Like Fish?
 A. The Same Reason That Cum Looks Like Tartar Sauce.

 Q. Why Is Air A Lot Like Sex?
 A. Cause It's No Big Deal Unless Your Not Getting Any!

 Q. Why Is Being A Dick Not All It's Cracked Up To Be?
 A. First Of All You Have A Head But No Brains; There's A Couple Of Nuts
    Following You Around All The Time; Your Next Door Neighbor Is An
    Asshole And You Best Friend Is A Cunt.

 Q. Why Is Eating Pussy Like Dealing With The Mafia?
 A. One Slip Of The Tongue And You're In Deep Shit.

 Q. Why Is Lite Beer Like Making Love In A Canoe?
 A. Because They're Both F***in' Close To Water!

 Q. Why Is Sex Like Oxygen?
 A. Because You Don't Care About Either Of Them Until You Don't Get Any!

 Q. Why Should You Only Have Sex For Six Days Of A Seven Day Long
    Honeymoon?
 A. Because Seven Days Makes A Whole Week.