Since "Deep Space Nine" lacks a voice over or a theme song, I have a
suggestion:

(To the music of "Guilligan's Island", first season.)

The first officer was a might fighting woman
The Captain brave and sure.
Five crewmembers set sail that day
on a two-hour premier... a two-hour premier.

        (Sounds of Cardassians attacking station: rumble rumble.)

The Kardasians started getting rough.
The tiny station was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The station would be lost... the station would be lost.

The station set "ground" on the shore of this uncharted wormhole
With Kira.
The Commander too.
O'Brien and his wife.
The Ferrengi.
And the rest
Are here on "Deep Space Nine".
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