Life: One Big Bummer After Another... the series continues with:

                       -=-=- Diet Bummers -=-=-
Jack Morgan III                                     McKinley Incoperated 1993

1. At the local pool, you jump in, and the water jumps out... Bummer...

2. Laying of the shore to get a tan, you awake to find people crying 
   "Beached Whale".

3. You step on your scale and it crys uncle...

4. Last years swim-trunks are now bikini bottoms.

5. You walk into a table and they seat you at a table of 4.

6. The upside down ride at the carnavel gets stuck upside down, and you almost
   soffocate in your stomach.

7. After getting off of the ride, you have a hickey on your forhead from your
   belly button.

8. They turn you down for Santa-Clause at the mall, even he isn't THAT big.

9. You go to the barber for a shave, and the charge you by the chin.

10. You decide to go wieght watchers, but you can't fit through the front 
    door.


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Jack Morgan III aka Gizmo
Sysop of Sonic Meltdown
running WWIV at 14.4 bps
     (410) 426-8748
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