CLINTON COLLECTION Here are some unedited clinton one liners. "I promise you I will never bash public employees." - Bill Clinton "I want a leaner bureaucracy and more investment." - Bill Clinton "OK punks, make my term." - Bill Clinton "Sleeping with the Enemy", starring Bill Clinton! "There's spending, and there's spending." - Bill Clinton "This is a pro-business plan" - Bill Clinton "We just screwed all these people." - Hillary Clinton "You did it again. You pulled another Clinton" - Dan Quayle AIDS: God's revenge on perverts...Clinton, Visa-Versa. Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Clinton. Asked for an audience with Clinton but only got to meet Bill. At least Bill Clinton knows what George Washington looked like. Better a Clinton than a shrub with a quail behind it. Bill Clinton is attempting to UNzip your wallet. Bill Clinton Needs His Flowers. Bill Clinton's going to save the economy... from what? Bill Clinton's heroes are Jimmy Carter and PeeWee Herman! Bill Clinton, The Homo, Abortion President. Bill Clinton: Pathological liar? Bill Clinton: The Dan Quayle of Presidents. Bill Clinton: The Democrat's idea of a practical joke! BILL CLINTON: The double talk president. Bill Clinton: The Eddie Haskel of politics. Bush, Clinton, Perot: Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil Bush, Perot, Clinton: Do nothing, Say nothing, Nothing Chicken Suit: The official uniform of Bill Clinton... Chicken Suit: Worn by Clinton to his Vietnam reunion. Chopin/Sand '96: Better music than Clinton and more passion than Gore Clinton 1040 Tax Form: How much do you make?__________ Send it in! Clinton bumper sticker: Quayle is a BOZOE! Clinton defense #17: Aliens ran my campaign while I was with Elvis. Clinton defense #20: Did it so Chelsie had chance in heck of dating. Clinton didn't win in 92 - he just lost by the least... Clinton for President? Sure, but what about her husband? Clinton has replaced the military salute with a wink. Clinton is like Odo. They both change before your eyes. Clinton is to Washington as 'Pong' is to a Cray. Clinton may not have inhaled but Brown has never exhaled. Clinton never inhaled. Brown has never exhaled. Clinton plays sax with an Al Gore rhythm. Clinton the best hope? That's like saying Moe was the smart stooge. Clinton wants a man date! Is he one of them? Clinton's Economic Plan: Totally Bankrupt the United States! CLINTON.SYS Installed DODGE.EXE Running. CLINTON.SYS Installed. BUSH.SHT Deleted. Clinton/Gore and Doo-Doo Economics. Clinton/Gore for a kinder, gentler Communism. Clinton/Gore: Divide by ZERO error - not allowed! Clinton: America's first Communist President. Clinton: From a chicken in every pot, to a chicken who smoked pot! Clinton: Jimmy Carter's long lost son. More Inflation. Clinton: The Carter of the 90's. Clintonism: One who allows their purse snatched = patriot. Clintonomics info: 1-800-SUI-CIDE. Does Bill Clinton wear diapers? Depends... DRAMS and Bill Clinton - Chips and Dip. Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA. Get high, buy Clinton Lies: 1-800-2-INHALE Get High, Get Stupid, Buy Clinton Lies 1-800-2-INHALE Heard this one? Clinton 92 - Lots of sax and plenty of Gore. Hollywood and the Press picked Clinton, The Sheep followed... I don't trust President Clinton. Or her husband. I nominate Bill Clinton as the Pro abortion Poster child. Impeach Clinton...and her husband! Is that a real yes or a Clinton 'Yes'. It turns out, the deficit is bigger than Clinton could think. News at 11: Jackson appointed Clinton's Secretary of State. Of Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda, only Jane went to 'Nam. President Clinton: America gets the Bill. Problems for a Furry: Being mistaken for Bill Clinton's cat. Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft.) This tagline is made especially for the Clinton Administration. We've elected Bill Clinton and Howdy Doody... wonderful. Who said Clinton isn't good for the economy? K-Y jelly sales are up.