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                              SUC MI PAGODA

                            Cantonese Cuisine
                           6969 Fellation Blvd.
                           Escondildo, Ontario
                                281-6969
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           A' la Carte             |          Dinner Combinations
            $2.69 Ea.              | Includes smeg roll and fortune nookies
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  CUM DROP SOUP                    | 1.  GOO IN HAND ............... $9.69
   -fresh every 27 days            |      -for those dining alone
                                   | 2.  GOO WEE CHICK ............. $6.99
  PEE YU PLATTER                   |      -sloppy seconds no extra charge
   -clothes pins extra             | 3.  CUM TU SOOM ............... $6.99
                                   |      -order early -- these go fast
  HOO FLUNG POO                    | 4.  SUC MI WANG ............... $9.69
   -napkins and raincoats          |      -traditional chinese meatloaf
    provided                       | 5.  SUM DUM CHICK ............. $4.69
                                   |      -you get what you pay for
  YUNG POON TANK                   | 6.  FUK MEI SLO ............... $6.99
   -no take out orders accepted    |      -not available after 10pm
---------------------------------- | 7.  LIK MI CLIT ............... $9.69
                                   |      -a delicious lip smacking
        Luncheon Specials          |       delicacy
                                   | 8.  CHO KON IT ................ $9.99
1. SUM YUNG CHICK ......... $6.99  |      -not for the light throated
    -different & delicious         | 9.  FUC SUM NOW ............... $9.69
2. WON HUNG LO ............ $6.99  |      -for those in a hurry
    -chinese meatballs             | 10. WAI TU YUNG ............... $4.69
3. SUM DUM FUC ............ $9.69  |      -not available on school
    -same as #1 but with extra     |       nights
     sauce                         | 11. TUNG SUM CHIK ............. $8.69
4. CHU SUM TWAT ........... $6.99  |      -a taste bud tingler
    -dinners for parties of 3      | 12. SUM GULP CUM .............. $9.69
     or more                       |      -low calorie diet special
5. SUC MI PORK ............ $9.69  |--------------------------------------
    -chef's special                |
6. FUK YU MAN ............. $6.69  |      VISA & MASTERCARD ACCEPTED
    specialty of the house         |
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         "FOR VERY BEST TUNG CHOW, YOU CUM SUC MI PAGODA"
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