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	           Life: One Big Bummer After Another
  
         Original Concept: Matt Pelltier under Pelletier Industries
    Jumped the Band-wagon by: Jack Morgan III under McKinley Incorperated
        			     1992 - 1993
      A McKinley Incorperated and Pelletier Industries joint Production
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1) A VERY EXPENSIVE VIDEO SYSTEM GOES ON SALE THE DAY AFTER YOU BUY IT.
2) YOUR GUN HAS STOPPED WORKING AND THE BAD GUYS ARE ON YOUR TRIAL.
3) THE THEATER YOU GO DOESN'T HAVE THE MOVIE YOU WANTED TO SEE.
4) YOU DROP ALL OF THE LIBRARY BOOKS INTO THE MUD IN FRONT OF THE LIBRARIAN.
5) SOMEONE TURNS OFF YOUR COMPUTER JUST BEFORE YOU SAVE YOUR HIGH SCORE TO DISK.
6) SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT SHOT, YOU DROP YOUR CAMERA INTO THE GRAND CANYON.
7) YOUR IQ TESTSCORE HAS A NEGATIVE SIGN NEXT TO THE NUMBER.
8) BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIGHT HEADED, YOU STEP OUTSIDE FOR SOME FRESH AIR AND THEN YOU REALIZE YOU -WERE- ON AN AIRPLANE.
9) DUE TO YOUR CONCIETED BEHAVIOR YOUR PSYCHOLOGIST DIAGNOSES THE PROBLEM AS "GOT TO BE RIGHTIS".
10) THE SUN COLLAPSES SUCKING ALL OF THE PLANETS INTO ITSELF.
11) YOU EXERCISE, DIET AND EAT RIGHT JUST TO DIE ANYWAY!
12) YOUR BRAIN ICHES.
13) YOUR BRAIN ICHES (AGAIN) AND YOU HAVE A SCALPEL IN YOUR HAND.
14) THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD NOW LOOKS LIKE A SCENE FROM A HORROR MOVIE.
15) YOUR FILLINGS PICK UP THE ALL DAY RAP RADIO STATION.
16) YOUR $2000 TELEVISION BREAKS TO SAVE A 5 CENT FUSE DURING A THUNDERSTORM.
17) YOU'RE IN THE SAME THEATER AS PAUL REUBENS.
18) ALIENS LAND AND YOU JUST USED THE LAST PICTURE IN YOUR CAMERA ON A PHOTO OF A LEAF THAT YOU THOUGHT LOOKED REALLY NEAT.
19) YOU WAKE UP AND IT'S A SCHOOL DAY.
20) YOU WAKE UP AND ITS A MONDAY.
21) YOU DON'T WAKE UP.
22) YOU'RE SO TIRED WHEN CREATING ON OF THESE SERIES YOU REPEAT A SCENARIO.
23) YOU'RE 1 MILLIMETER SHORT OF GETTING OFF OF SCHOOL BUT IT STOPPED SNOWING AN HOUR AGO.
24) YOU GO SENILE AT AGE 14, 15, 16, 15... ERR... I'M IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
25) YOU REMEMBER THAT YOUR BRAIN WAS IN THE LAST SUITCASE YOU LEFT AT THE AIRPORT.
26) CLINTON PRESSES THE FLASHING RED BUTTON MARKED "LUNCH" BECAUSE HE IS HUNGRY AND THREE NUCLEAR MISSILES FIRE AT MOSCOW.
27) A BULLDOZER RUNS INTO THE BACK OF YOUR PORCHE.
28) A PORCHE RUNS INTO THE BACK OF YOUR BULLDOZER (WAIT A MINUTE HERE...)
29) THE UNITED STATED BECOMES A JAPANESE NUCLEAR TEST SITE.
30) YOU BLEED TO DEATH IN ZERO GRVITY.
30) YOU FIND OUT THATR YOU CAN'T COUNT PAST 30.
31) YOUR FRIEND MISTAKES IT FOR V8 AND DRINKS IT.
32) YOU DON'T OWN A BABY DOLL THAT WETS IT'S PANTS.
33) YOU EJECT OUT OF A HELICOPTER.
34) YOUR FAMILY NEVER FINDS ALL OF THE PEICES OF YOUR BODY TO BURY.
35) YOUR TEACHER CHECKS FOR HOMEWORK THE ONE TIME YOU DIDN'T DO IT.
36) YOU THINK YOU HAVE ESP ONLY TO FIND OUT IT'S GAS.
37) YOUR FEATHER PILLOW FLIES AWAY.
38) YOU HAVE A DREAM YOU ATE A MARSHMELLOW AND CAN'T FIND ON OF YOUR PILLOWS THE NEXT MORNING.				
39) YOU RECIEVE A PACKAGE THAT'S TICKING.
40) YOU MEET DONALD DUCK AT THE MENTAL HOSPITAL AND FOR THE LIFE OF YOU, CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY YOU'RE THERE.
41) YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR FAMILY GOING BALD.
42) YOU PAY A FORTUNE FOR A BOTTLE OF HAIR GROWER.
43) WHILE APPLYING, YOU DROP THE HAIR GROWER ON YOUR NOSE.
44) NOW YOU HAVE TO COMB YOUR NOSE IN THE MORNING.
45) YOU GO TO THE SALON TO GET YOUR NOSE STYLED AND THE HAIR CUTTER LAUGHS AT YOU.
46) THE UNIVERSE AS WE KNOW IT IS JUST A SINGLE ATOM IN A MUCH LARGER PLANE OF EXISTENCE AND ANYTHING YOU DO IS INSIGNIFICANT.
47) YOU STEP ON A NAIL, AND DIE!
48) THE SUBMARINE YOU'VE BEEN STATIONED ON, HAS A SCREEN DOOR ON IT.
49) YOU FIND OUT THAT, WHEN YOU PLAY VIDEO GAME TUNES BACKWARDS, YOU GET JAPANESE MUSIC.												
50) THE GALAXY YOU LIVE IN IS NAMED AFTER A CANDY BAR.
51) YOU BUY TAPE WITH NO STICKY SIDE.
52) DURING A FIRE, YOU JUMP THROUGH THROUGH A WINDOW ONLY TO REALIZE JUST AFTER YOU JUMP THAT YOU -USED TO WORK- IN A HIGHRISE.
53) WHILE SKY DIVING, YOU PULL YOUR RIP-CORD AND YOUR PARACHUTE LAUGHS AT YOU.
54) YOU WATCH YOUR CLAY COOK IN THE MIRCROWAVE.
55) YOU GLOW THE NEXT DAY.
56) YOU LOOK OVER A BRIDGE AND YOUR GLASSES FALL OFF.
57) SCIENTISTS DISCOVER OXYGEN IS A CARCINOGEN.
58) YOUR HOT AIR BALLOON	GETS CAUGHT ON A PASSING BY AIRPLANE.
59) YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A COMPUTER IS.
60) YOU TAKE OFF YOUR HELMET FOR SOME FRESH AIR JUST TO LATE TO REALIZE YOU -WERE- ON A SPACEWALK.
61) YOU LEARN THE HARD WASY WHY THE LITTLE GREEN BOX SAYS: DANGER -HIGH VOLTAGE.
62) YOU NOW HAVE A GLOWING PERSONALITY.
63) YOU STEP OUT OF YOUR CAR TO STRETCH YOUR LEGS ONLY TO REALIZE YOU -WERE- GOING 90 ON THE FREEWAY.
64) YOU LEARN, JUST AFTER YOU SPILL IT ON YOUR LEGS, WHY TOXIC WASTE CANS SAY: THIS SIDE UP.
65) SOMEONE ATE THE LAST PEICE OF CHOCOLATE, BANANA, STRAWBERRY, COFFEE CHEESECAKE.
66) YOU LOOK ALL OVER YOUR ROOM AND CAN'T FIND THE GLASSES THAT ARE ON YOUR FACE.
67) YOU DRIVE TO THE STORE AT 6:00 AND IT DOESN'T OPEN FOR AN HOUR.
68) YOU START TO GULP WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS SODA BUT LEARNED WAS ICED TEA AND MANAGE TO BLOW TEA OUT YOUR NOSE.
69) YOUR LITTLE TOE IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BIG TOE.
70) YOU DREAM YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN; WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU DIE OF INTERNAL INJURIES.
71) THE THING IN YOUR HEAD IS A BRAIN THE SIZE OF AN ANT HILL.
72) THE THING IN YOUR HEAD US AN ANT HILL THE SIZE OF A BRAIN. 
73) YOUR TEETH STICK TOGETHER WHILE EATING A JOLLY RANCHER.
74) YOU MANAGE TO PULL YOUR TEETH APART AND FIND THAT ALL OF YOUR FILLINGS HAVE STUCK TO THE JOLLY RANCHER.
75) THE JACK BREAKS WHILE YOU'RE UNDER THE CAR.
76) YOU FREEZE TO DEATH WAITING IN LINE TO GO TO HELL.
77) YOU STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THE THEME OF THIS SERIES.
78) YOU'VE CLEANED YOUR ROOM AND NOW YOU CAN'T FIND ANYTHING.
79) YOU START WORLD WAR III.
80) YOU RUN INTO A MENTAL BLOCK AND YOU LEFT YOUR CHISEL HOME.
81) YOUR WRITING FINGER HAS A GROWTH ON IT.
82) YOU MEET J.F.K.
83) YOUR FAVORITE SNACK IS FRIED SPAM BALLS.
84) YOU NEVER HAVE MORE THAN $2 IN YOUR POCKET.
85) THE ONLY GEAR YOU HAVE IN YOUR CAR IS "I THINK I CAN"
86) YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO SUNSHINE.
87) THE SEEDLESS GRAPES THAT YOU'RE EATING AREN'T.
88) YOU CHUG YOUR SCHOOL MILK AND REALIZE YOUR SWALLOWING WHITE CHUNKS.
89) YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE TO BACK UP YOUR HYPOTHESIS FOR YOUR SCIENCE FAIR.
90) YOU GET STUCK VISITING A NEW AREA DISCOVERED ON EARTH TO INVESTIGATE A HOLE IN THE GROUND INSTEAD OF GETTING THE 4 WEEK VACATION THE BOSS PROMISED.
91) WHILE LOOKING INTO THE HOLE YOU FALL IN.
92) THE HOLE IS INFINITY DEEP.
93) YOU'RE STILL FALLING...
94) THE HOLE YOU ARE FALLING IN THAT IS INFINITY DEEP ISN'T, ALLOWING YOU TO HIT BOTTOM AT TERMINAL VELOCITY.
95) YOU ARE NOW A TWO DIMENSIONAL FIGURE.
96) SADDAM HUSSIEN UNLEASHES ALL OF HIS TERROR WEAPONS ON TWO U.S. CITIES AND YOU LIVE IN ONE OF THEM.
97) YOU REALIZE JUST AFTER YOU PULL THE TRIGGER, YOU'RE HOLDING THE WRONG END OF THE GUN.
98) YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR COMMITING SUICIDE AND GET THE DEATH SENTECE. (ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW WELL THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM WORKS.)
99) ALL OF YOUR LONG-SLEEVED SHIRTS ARE IN THE LAUNDRY ON THE COLDEST DAY OF THE YEAR.
100) YOUR SCHOOL LUNCH LOOKS AT YOU, LAUGHS, AND RUNS OFF YOUR PLATE.
101) YOUR BRAIN SHRINKS.
102) YOU BUY STOCK IN A BANKRUPT COMPANY.
103) THE SUNROOF ON YOUR CAR IS WON'T CLOSE AND IT'S ABOUT TO RAIN.
104) YOU LIVE ON THE 20TH FLOOR IN AN APPARTMENT BUILDING WITHOUT AN ELEVATOR.
105) YOU ACCIDENTALLY USE ROTOR-ROOTER TO WASH YOUR LAUNDRY.							 
106) THERE -WAS- A $100 BILL IN WITH THAT LOAD.
107) LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG BUMMER AFTER ANOTHER.
108) YOU CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR ALL OF THE TREES IN THE WAY.
109) YOU CAN'T HEAR THE RADIO FOR ALL OF THE MUSIC.
110) YOU FAIL A TEST BECAUSE YOU STUDIED TO MUCH.
111) YOU STUDY THE WRONG THING FOR THE RIGHT TEST AND FAIL EVERYTHING ON IT.
112) THE U.S. GOVERNMENT ADAPTS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM TO RAP.
113) YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD "WOW" BACKWARDS FOR YOUR LIFE.
114) YOU FIND OUT THAT "AIN'T" AIN'T A WORD.
115) YOUR MIND IS CAUGHT IN A FOR-NEXT LOOP RESULTING IN AN INFINITY TAKE.
116) YOU SPENT $20 ON SPECIAL BATTERIES FOR A SPECIAL FLASHLIGHT, ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU NEED THE $40 SPECIAL LIGHTBULB REPLACED INSTEAD.
117) YOUR FISH HAS AN ASTHMA ATTACK. (I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT)
118) YOU DIE IN A CAR CRASH ON THE WAY TO YOUR OWN FUNERAL.
119) YOU'RE SHORTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE YOU MEET.
120) YOU ARRIVE EARLY TO YOUR EYE EXAM APPOINTMENT AND THE PERSON SCHEDUALED BEFORE YOU OPENS THE DOOR FOR YOU.
121) THEY CHANGE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM TO COUNTRY MUSIC.
122) THE GUY BEHIND YOU HONKS HIS HORN AT YOU BECAUSE YOUR GOING MACH 2 IN A MACH 3 ZONE.
123) DUE TO THE FACT YOU ARE GOING FASTER THAN SOUND, YOU CAN'T HEAR HIS HORN.
124) HE GETS UPSET AND FIRES A MISSILE AT YOU. (BUMMER)
125) THE MISSILE FLIES IN FRONT OF YOU AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU MISSED IT BLOWS UP DESTROYING YOUR PLANE.
126) YOU CRASH AND BURN.
127) YOU MOVE TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE BECAUSE THE FIRST SHALL BE LAST AND THE LAST SHALL BE FIRST. THE YOU MOVE TO THE BACK OF THE LINE BECAUSE THE FIRST SHALL BE LAST AND THE LAST SHALL BE FIRST. THIS LEAVES YOU STUCK IN AN INFINITY TAKE.
128) YOUR FRIENDLY NIEGHBORHOOD NUCLEAR POWER PLANT SUSTAINS A MELT DOWN.
129) YOU DIE!
130) YOU RUN YOUR HAND THROUGH YOU HAIR AND LITTLE PIECES TO STYLING GEL FALL INTO YOUR SODA.
131) YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE KISSING FROGS AND NOT A ONE OF THEM TURNS INTO A PRINCE.
132) THE SHORTCUT YOU DECIEDE TO TAKE FOR THE FIRST TIME TAKES LONGER THAN THE WAY YOU USUALLY GO AND YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK.
133) YOU EVER-SO-UNDERSTANDING BOSS FIRES YOU.

134) THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNLE IS THE HEADLAMP OF AN ONCOMING TRAIN.
135) YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT ONE DAY YOUR SHIP WOULD COME IN. YOU JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE COAST GAURD, IT SANK JUST OFF THE COAST.
136) AN ATHELETE THAT YOU INVEST MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON DOESN'T QUALIFY  FOR THE OLYMPIC TEAM.
137) YOUR BEST FRIEND HANGS UP ON YOU.
138) YOU FIND OUT SANTA ISN'T REAL. (AIN'T THAT A CHRISTMAS KILL-JOY)
139) YOU SEND YOUR PEN PAL A PICTURE AND THEY NEVER WRITE BACK.
140) YOUR BIRTHDAY FALL ON LEAP YEAR AND YOU LIVE ON PLUTO, SO YOU END UP HAVING A BIRTHDAY EVERY 500 OR SO EARTH YEARS.
141) YOUR CD PLAYER SHORTS OUT WHILE PLAYING YOUR NEW CD, BURNING HOLE INTO IT.
142) DAN QUALE PUBLISHES A DICTIONARY.
143) YOU FALL OF THE SIDE OF THE EARTH.
144) YOU USE VERY, VERY OLD MAPS TO CREATE BUMMERS. (SUCH AS THE PREVIOUS)
145) ALIENS KIDNAP YOU AND USE YOU AS ROCKET FUEL.
146) YOU GO TO THE MALL WEARING YOUR SHIRT BACKWARDS.
147) YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOTICES.
148) SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE AT THE MALL.
149) THE MOON FALLS FROM ITS OBIT AND SLAMS INTO THE U.S.
150) JAPAN BUYS AMERICA OUT.
151) JAPAN NOW RENAMES THE U.S.A. TO THE UNITED STATES OF JAPAN.
152) YOU WASTE SIX HOURS ATTEMPTING TO BEAT THE HIGHSCORE ON YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME ONLY TO GAME OVER AND MISS THE SCORE BY 12 POINTS.
153) YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.
154) YOUR BUTT FALLS ASLEEP.
155) YOU SLAM ON YOUR BREAKS SO THAT YOU DON'T RUN OVER A LITTLE BUNNY RABIT ONLY TO GET SLAMMED IN THE BACK BY A TRACTOR TRAILER.
156) A DIMENSIONAL SHIFT CAUSES THE EARTH TO VAPORIZE.
157) YOU HAVE A BRAIN SPASM WHILE TAKING A TRIGINOMETRY TEST.
158) YOU STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THE THEME OF THIS SERIES.
159) THE GOVERNMENT INFORMS YOU THAT YOU DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
160) YOU CAN'T GET A JOB AS A DEAD GUY.
161) SINCE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, YOU PAY $2000 TO GET THE RECORD CHANGED SO THAT YOU'RE ALIVE.
162) THE NEXT DAY YOU GET HIT BY A CAR AND DIE.
163) YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE THIS WAS ALL A DREAM. (WHAT A RELIEF!)
164) YOU OPEN YOUR CHECK BOOK AND YOU ARE $2000 SHORT OF CASH.
165) YOU GET A LETTER IN THE MAIL FROM THE GOVERMENT SAYING YOUR DEAD.
166) THIS LEAVES YOU STUCK IN AN INFINITY TAKE.
167) YOUR SCHOOL BURNS DOWN. (WAIT! THATS NOT A BUMMER!)
168) YOU WERE IN THE SCHOOL AT THE TIME IT HAPPENED. (WHOOPS!)
169) YOU STAND IN THE EXPRESS LANE AND THE PERSON BEHIND YOU WHO GOT IN THE LONG LINE BEATS YOU OUT OF THE STORE.
170) YOU WEAR THE PANTS WITH BROKEN POCKETS OUT SHOPPING.
171) AFTER BUYING SOMETHING YOU PUT THE CHANGE IN YOUR POCKET AND IT FALLS TO THE FLOOR AND ROLLS AROUND.
172) DURING A MUGGING YOU FIRE YOUR MACE IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.
173) EVERYBODY'S LIFE IS JUST SOMEONE ELSES, IN A HIGHER PLANES, LIFE.
174) YOU BUNGEE JUMP AND THE CORD IS TO LONG. 
175) YOU FALL DOWN.
176) YOU HIT THE GROUND.
177) THE CORD TIGHTENS AND YOU BOUNCE BACK UP.
178) YOU HIT THE BOTTOM OF THE BRIDGE.
179) YOU ARE SO ACCIDENT PRONE THAT ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE LOCAL RESCUE CREW KNOW YOU ON A FIRST NAME BASIS.
180) COMMUNISIM LIVES! (BUMMER)
181) CALIFORNIA BECOMES AN ISLAND.
182) THE OZONE BECOMES SO PLENTIFUL THAT NO SUNLIGHT REACHES THE GROUND AND THE WORLD FREEZES.
183) YOU COUNT TO FIVE ON A THREE SECOND GRENADE.
184) YOU RECIVE A OLD ROTTEN WOOD ONAMENT AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
185) YOUR BROTHER LIKES WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE SO YOU GIVE THE UGLY THING TO HIM.
186) HE GETS $10,000 FOR THE ITEM AT AN ANTIQUE SHOP.
187) HE WON'T SHARE ANY OF THE MONEY WITH YOU.
188) YOU SPEND 6 MONTHS CREATING A VIDEO GAME ONLY TO ACCIDENTALLY ERASE THE DISK.
189) YOUR MOTOCYCLE HAS A BLOW OUT RUINING A $60 SPECIAL TIRE.
190) YOU WERE GOING 90 ON THE FREEWAY WHEN IT HAPPENED.
191) YOU'RE BODY NOW LOOKS LIKE A SCENE FROM A HORROR MOVIE.
192) AN AIRPLANE CRASHES INTO A HIGHRISE.
193) YOU -WERE- IN THE AIRPLANE.
194) NOW YOU'RE IN THE HIGHRISE.
195) YOU'RE STERIO EATS YOU BRAND NEW CASSETTE TAPE.
196) YOUR TELEVISION BREAKS DOWN DURING THE SUPERBOWL.
197) THE OCEAN DRIES UP.
198) YOU BUY TWELVE BOTTLES OF SODA FOR A PARTY AND ALL OF IT IS FLAT.
199) YOU RUN 50 YARDS DOWNFIELD AND WHEN YOU TURN AROUND YOU SEE THAT YOUR QUARTERBACK HAS ALREADY BEEN SACKED.
200) THE COPYRIGHT OFFICE MISPLACES YOUR WORK AND FILES IT FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
201) THE EARTH STOPS ROTATING AND EVERYBODY FLOATS INTO THE AIR.
202) THE EARTH TURNS INSIDE OUT CAUSING A POP-CORN EFFECT.
203) THE FRONT TIRE ON YOUR VERY EXPENSIVE BIKE POPS OFF.
204) YOU -WERE- SPEEDING DOWN HILL WHEN IT HAPPENED.
205) YOUR DATE SPILLS THE SODA IN THE POPCORN.
206) YOU STAY UP TO 1:30 AM TO SEE A SHOW AND IT ISN'T ON.
207) YOU LOOK IT UP IN THE TV LISTING AND FIND THAT IT WAS MOVED TO 2:00
208) YOU STAY UP TO 2:00 AM TO SEE THE SHOW AND WHEN YOU TURN ON THE TV YOU SEE THE CREDIT TO THE PROGRAM YOU WANTED TO SEE.
209) SCIENTISTS DISCOVER THAT DUST IS A CARCINOGEN.
210) FEMINISTS TAKE OVER WASHINGTON.
211) YOU PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL TO SPEED OUT OF THE PARKING PLACE AND SLAM INTO THE TREE BEHIND YOU BECAUSE YOU HAD THE CAR IN REVERSE.
212) YOU LIVE ON THREE MILE ISLAND.
213) DURING A PART, YOU WALK INTO THE GLASS SLIDING DOORS IN YOUR HOUSE.
214) EVERYONE SEE'S YOU DO IT.
215) YOUR NOSE IS FLAT NOW.
216) COMPUTERS GO OBSELETE.
217) WHILE SKYDIVING YOU PULL YOUR RIPCORD AND AND THE PARACHUTE IS IN A KNOT.
218) YOU PLAY WITH THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR CHEMISTRY LAB AND BLOW THE ROOM UP.
219) WHILE MOVING YOUR COUCH YOU DROP IT ON YOUR FOOT.
220) YOU KILL ALL OF THE FISH IN YOUR POND WHILE TRYING TO SAVE THEM FROM FREEZING TO DEATH.
221) YOU TIME TRAVEL SO FAR INTO THE PAST THAT NOTHING EXISTS AND YOU DIE.
222) YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES TO THE POINT OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
223) YOUR CD PLAYER SHORTS OUT AND FIRE A LASER AROUND THE ROOM.
224) YOU PLAY AN ARCADE MACHINE TO MUCH AND IT BREAKS.
225) THE OWNER LETS YOU KEEP THE BORKEN MACHINE.
226) HE ALSO LETS YOU PAY FOR A NEW ONE.
227) NASA DOESN'T REALLY EXIST AND THE VISIT TO THE MOON WAS DONE IN A SPECIAL EFFECTS ROOM AND ALL OF THE MONEY GOES TO SOME FAT RICH GUY.
228) THE YOU OF THE FUTURE COMMITS SUICIDE BY COMING TO THE PRESENT AND KILLING YOU.
229) YOUR DREAMS ARE REAL AND WHAT IS REAL IS ONLY YOUR DREAMS.
230) YOUR BEST FRIEND GETS PUT IN A ZOO.
231) SO DO YOU.
232) THE ZOO PUTS YOU IN A SMALL CAGE.
233) YOU'RE HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
234) YOU'RE STILL FALLING...
245) YOU FIND OUT THAT WHEN YOU PLAY NINTENDO GAME SOUNDTRACKS BACKWARDS, YOU GET JAPANESE MUSIC.
246) YOU OWN A C64 AND STILL THINK YOU OWN A COMPUTER.