* Forwarded from "Funny"
 * Originally by Sean Dorsey
 * Originally to all
 * Originally dated 3 May 1992, 23:56
                
                Things to do When You're Bored.....                

                Thought that you might like this...
1) Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many
you can do at one time.
2) Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and visa-versa.
3) Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4) When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
5) Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6) Dance naked in front of your pets.
7) Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them to pre-school
as if nothing is wrong.
8) Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
9) Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high 
places.
10) Leaf thru "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
11) Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
12) Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13) Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
14) Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15) Drive to work in reverse.
16) Find out what a frog in a blender REALLY looks like.
17) Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
18) Sit naked on a shelled, hard-boiled egg.
19) Polish your car with ear wax.
20) Read the dictionary upside down and search for hidden messages.
21) Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back 
to you.
22) Braid the hairs in each nostril.
23) Write a short story using alphabet soup.
24) Stare at people thru the tines of a fork and pretend they are in jail.
25) Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
BONUS) Replace the filling of a twinkie with ketchup and put it back in 
the wrapper.