I am collecting Barney song's like the one's posted here.  If you have any
others, please add on.....

       "I hate you, You Hate me,
        Barney gave me HIV,
        With a great big stab and
        a kick from me to you,
        Won't you say you hate him too?"

       "I love you, you love me,
        Homosexuality,
        with a king size bed
        and a few condoms for you
        Let's try to make some babies too."

       "I hate you, you hate me,
        We're a dysfunctional family,
        With a knife to his back,
        and a gun to his head,
        Bang, stab, bang, now Barney's dead."

       "I hate you, you hate me,
        We're a dysfunctional family,
        Shots ring out,
        and Barney hits the floor,
        No more purple dino-o-saur!"