The Ballad of Lorena and John Bobbitt... "Love hurts" -- John Bobbitt "Member In The Grass: The John Bobbitt Story" "New for Christmas: The John Bobbit doll (Some assembly required) "Well, I told her to whack me off..." - John Bobbitt. "Whos the idiot that sewed this thing on backward!?" John Bobbitt and now Lorena Bobbitt for the Popeal Pocket Friend. And to my Wife Lorena Bobbitt, I leave the stocks, & penal implant Armless, legless and memberless man: Bobbitt II, the sequil Bobbitt Penis Not Found: (R)etry (L)ook on roadside (Q)uit Bobbitt Taglines are getting harder to find! Dear Lorena Bobbitt, Got any left-overs? - Jeffrey Dahlmer Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me. (Jeffery Dalhmer) Director of "The Bobbitt Story": "Action!" "Cut!" "Cut!" Do you hate to be cut off in traffic? John Bobbit does. Do you suppose John W. Bobbitt's evidence will stand up in court? Don't be a fool - padlock your tool. - John Bobbitt Don't leave home without it. - John Bobbitt Don't trust Lorena Bobbitt with a penis! Don't trust Lorena Bobbitt, *especially* with a *loaded* penis! Don't trust Lorena Bobbitt, *especially* with a penis! Famous last words: "Awww... cut it out." Big John Bobbit. Feminists regard Lorena Bobbitt a real cut-up. Flash! Bill Clinton nominates Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General! FLASH! Lorena Bobbitt nominated as Surgeon General! Glad I don't have to be Bobbitt's stunt man in the movie! Hacker (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena." He was such a meanie, I cut off his weinie. - Lorena Bobbitt. Hello, Operator?! I've been cut off! - John Bobbitt Hey Michael: Why don't ya play with Ms Bobbit for awhile? Hi I'm John Bobbit for Ginsu 2000! his is unheard of in a divorce settlement Mrs. Bobbitt! I hear John Bobbitt is the new spokesman for Snap-On Tools I said take a LITTLE off the top of my HEAD! - John Bobbitt. I think Lorena Bobbitt just had penis envy. If "Q" were castrated, would he become "O"? - Lorena Bobbitt Is John Bobbit going through a healing process? It's getting harder to find a *new* Bobbitt Tagline! John Bobbit has no HARD feelings about what his wife did. John Bobbitt has hung on to the thing he likes the most. John Bobbitt in a American Express Travelers Check ad? John Bobbitt is picking up the pieces after his trial. John Bobbitt needs a Michael Jackson cod piece. John Bobbitt offended his wife, so she took up her knife. John Bobbitt was a man of lust, whose wife was filled with distrust. John Bobbitt's been feeling a little down and detached. John Bobbitt's try at intercourse following surgery: "That didn't work." John Wayne Bobbitt - a cut above the rest. Lessons's learned from John Bobbit-=-Always sleep on your stomach Lorena Bobbit in Germany: Choppenderwienerhoffen. Lorena Bobbit wants 1/2 of everything in the divorce settlement. Lorena Bobbit's Circumcision Service - open 24 hours. Lorena Bobbitt bobbed *it* and lobbed *it*. (Poor John!) Lorena Bobbitt bobbed John Bobbitt's banger. Lorena Bobbitt ended John Bobbitt's coming and going! Lorena Bobbitt in Germany: Choppenderwienerhoffen. Lorena Bobbitt is the new spokesperson for GINSU knifes! Lorena Bobbitt really knows how to carve a turkey. Lorena Bobbitt sure knows how to carve a turkey! Lorena Bobbitt's Circumcision Service - Open 24 Hours. Lorena Bobbitt's film: "Honey, I Shrunk the Kid Maker!" Lorena Bobbitt's making a new movie; "Indecent Disposal." Lorena Bobbitt's new film: "Honey, I Shrunk the Kid Maker!" Lorena Bobbitt--new spokesperson for the Ginsu Knife Company. Lorena Bobbitt: She's got his whole gland in her hand. Maybe Lorena Bobbit should visit Michael Jackson. Member in the Grass - The John Bobbitt story. Men, learn from Mr. Bobbit - sleep on your stomach! Mrs. Bobbitt, you can't send *that* in the U.S. Mail. Never invite Lorena Bobbitt to your son's bris! New for Christmas: The John Bobbitt doll (Some assembly required) NO LITTERING X $100 FINE X Lorena Bobbitt got off cheap! Now casting "The Lorena Bobbitt Story"Cut off date is... Now that feels familiar. (John Bobbitt) Now, Here's John Bobbitt with a few words about Crazy Glue. Pepsi hired Lorena Bobbit as the new "SLICE" spokesperson Please have Lorena Bobbitt fill my Xmas stocking.- Jeffrey Dahlmer. Presenting Lorena Bobbit with the all NEW ginsu 2000! Run, men! It's Lorena Bobbitt! AARRGGHH.@#%@&* NO CARRIER Santa is sending an elf down Lorena Bobbitt's chimney. Tape,staples,stitches,glue: John Bobbit's shopping list. Thanksgiving at the Bobbitts - Lorena preparing to carve a turkey. The Bobbitts A marriage made in hell. The Bobbitts: Set of sickos for the nasty nineties! Theme song of John Bobbitt's doctor2 Try to Re-Member. There are just some parts on your body you can't replace! - J Bobbitt There was a Bobbitt named John, of sex he was overly fond. There was a Bobbitt named John, who thought he was Don Juan. They're making a John Bobbit TV movie! It's a 2 parter. They're making such an issue about a *little* tissue. - Lorena Bobbitt This is a Lorena Bobbitt Tagline. It can be cut in half! This is ufheard of in a divorce settlement Mrs. Bobbitt! To Lorena, I leave the stocks, bonds & penal implant: /s/ John Bobbitt. Truncate (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena" Truncate: See John Bobbitt Truncated (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, John" Want permanent birth control? Call 1-900-Bobbitt Well, I told her to whack me off - John Bobbitt. Who sewed this *thing* on sideways? - John Bobbitt. Who sewed this *thing* to always point *down*? - John Bobbitt. Will Lorena Bobbitt trim my xmas tree too? Yes! Another movie: "Free Willie Part 2," starring Lorena Bobbitt. You found it? Run it over to Mr. Bobbitt's operating room You might say Lorena Bobbitt took the situation in hand... * Origin: Come Up To The Lab And See What's On The Slab! (1:396/54)