Yes, America!  Land of the free!
  (Except if you're Black, Asian, Jewish...)
 Home of the brave!
  (Especially if you're Black, Asian, Jewish...)

 America the Beautiful  (The Jay Parangalan Remix)

  Sing with me now!

 "Oh beautiful for crowded skies,
  For air-polluted bays.
  For nuclear catastrophes,
  And stinkin' Danny Quayle.
  America, America,
  God shed his hairs on thee.
  We'll bravely guard our VISA card
  And push for World War III."

  Everybody sing!

 "Oh, beautiful for rampant crime,
  For heroin and coke.
  Televangelists to rob us blind,
  When were three trillion broke.
  America, America,
  We've oil slicks on our seas.
  We're ignorant of government,
  And hooked on MTV."