*** From Smegma: oops,bar : *** From Jack Acid: Perhaps it was a gift for you Smegma. Your dog is showing you how he feels about you. : *** From Smegma: thats it I need to put a bar in : /spellbinder ok i am capturing it now -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** Spellbinder is staring at Jack Acid in awe.. : *** From Smegma: gonna cut his balls off if I catch him : /jack acid and tye them on so he can have a pair -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Jack Acid: I bet all the flies are following you now too aren't they? : *** From Jack Acid: I bet you could find good use for a pair of balls, lassie. : laugh ...Hahahaha! : *** Spellbinder is rolling on the floor laughing their butt off. : *** From Smegma: Flies,ya dumb ass,flies dont come out at night during the day they are a bitch : *** From Spellbinder (whispered): Ohhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyy Godddddddd.. : /spellbinder and i am getting this all!!! -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Spellbinder: Of course...it is day time now.. : *** Spellbinder is smiling agreeably. : *** From Jack Acid: Smegma look outside it is daytime. : *** From Smegma: yeh,I'd hang 'em on yer front door : *** From Spellbinder (whispered): I have the first half.. when this is over..we'll have to switch.. : /spellbinder ok... -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Smegma: no shit,,,,,,,,Sherlock enough fuckin' ,'s : he used enough commas on this one ladies and gentelman *** From Jack Acid: I was thinking you would use them yourself. As I understand it you have a lacking in that area. : -- Message sent -- : *** From Spellbinder: you Go comma usin' man... : *** Spellbinder is laughing her fool head off! : no... it is the comma usin' man without a space between the comma's *** From Smegma: oughta shove them comma's up yer giggy : *** From Spellbinder: Giggy? : *** From Spellbinder: What : -- Message sent -- : *** From Spellbinder: What is a giggy? : what the fuck is a giggy?? *** From Jack Acid: Damn Smeg my time is about up (lcky yop) but wait here I'll be back. : -- Message sent -- : *** From Jack Acid: poof : *** Smegma is rolling on the floor laughing their butt off. : *** Jack Acid just vanished from the teleconference! : /# LINE USER-ID ...... OPTION SELECTED 05 Spellbinder ... Teleconference 06 Cobra ... Teleconference 07 Smegma ... Teleconference You're in the main channel. Spellbinder and Smegma are here with you. Just enter "?" if you need any assistance... : we wait for the other ass to get back on.... *** From Smegma: rectal orifice : -- Message sent -- : /# LINE USER-ID ...... OPTION SELECTED 05 Spellbinder ... Teleconference 06 Cobra ... Teleconference 07 Smegma ... Teleconference You're in the main channel. Spellbinder and Smegma are here with you. Just enter "?" if you need any assistance... : *** From Spellbinder: Dont like him too much, do ya, Smeg? : I think he is funny as shit... he should be a Lawyer... *** From Smegma: Spellie,dont tell the little Prickoops,but I like him : *** Jack Acid just joined this channel! : -- Message sent -- : *** Spellbinder is nodding her head affirmatively. : *** From Jack Acid: Ahh, I'm back. : and the fight continues -- Message sent -- : *** From Smegma: the fucker probably be a good one too : *** From Jack Acid: So what exactly is a 'giggy' use it in a sentence please. : You're in the main channel. Jack Acid, Spellbinder, and Smegma are here with you. Just enter "?" if you need any assistance... : *** From Smegma: oops : /jack acid i thought Giggy was a cartoon character.... *** From Smegma: Up yer fuckin' giggy,Jack : *** From Smegma: good enough : *** From Spellbinder: Giggy THIS!!! : *** Spellbinder just shoved everyone through the wall.... : -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** Spellbinder is kicking everyone all to heck and back! : *** Spellbinder is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. : laugh ...Hahahaha! : *** From Jack Acid: Smeg could you define the word 'giggy', please? : *** From Smegma: Spellie,I love it when you get so womaly : *** From Jack Acid (whispered): hahahahahaha : /jack acid what a fuckin moron he is... -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Spellbinder: Womaly? : *** From Spellbinder: WOMALY?? : *** Spellbinder is looking Smegma over. : duh how dumb! : *** From Spellbinder: What the fuck is Womaly?? : *** Spellbinder has just stumbled out of the channel in a drunken stupor! : *** Spellbinder is laughing her fool head off! : /jack acid i think we have found the weenie of the week for the award on TWeeeD's baord *** From Spellbinder (whispered): what was that action word? : *** From Smegma: Jack,it is just slang.JESUS H CHRIST on a crippled cross,chill the fuck out. LADDIE : *** From Jack Acid: Smegma the young lady would like to know what womanly means. : -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : /spellbinder yup -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Spellbinder: no. I know what Womanly means.. I just dont know what Womaly means.. : *** From Jack Acid (whispered): More like weenie of eternity. : /sepllbinder i think Smegma has won the Whiplash Fantasy's "weenie of the week award" *** From Jack Acid: Of course you do spell. : *** From Jack Acid: As I was saying I bet the flies followed you inside didn't they? : Sorry, "sepllbinder i think Smegma has won the Whiplash Fantasy's "weenie of the week award"" is not the User-ID of anyone present. : /shit The format of the WHISPER command is: WHISPER TO When you issue this command, the text you have specified is sent to the user you have specified, privately, as long as that user is on your channel. You can also use the "shorthand" form of the command, in which you simply give a slash (/), followed by the User-ID (no space between the slash and the User-ID), followed by your private message. : *** From Smegma: Womanly,ahhhhhhhhhhhh,I knew,I would get her attention with that one.oops,here is your , jack, : *** From Spellbinder (whispered): no.. I ment..which one was it? : /spellbinder when you stumbled out in a drunkin somewhat or other... -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Smegma: Dumbass,I told you flies dont fly at night.Ya gotta be adum ass city boy : *** From Smegma: Bats,fly at night : *** From Smegma: Spellie,do me a favor : /jack acid -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Spellbinder (whispered): No.. I mean..which action word did you use when the message read "Cobra just did a stupid! : *** From Smegma: Planes fly at night : *** From Spellbinder: yes, smeg? : /spellbinder "duh" -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Jack Acid: Well at least this 'adum ass sity boy' knows when it i night and when it is day. Right now it is day. : *** From Smegma: dont let no more of these dum ass city boys on this board any more : *** From Jack Acid (whispered): SHUT UP! : *** Spellbinder is smiling agreeably. : *** From Smegma: no,its morning : /jack acid time for smeg to milk the cows -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : moo Here Bessie! Time to milk the cow. : *** From Spellbinder: Of course..it is day time... and he doesnt really live in the city, per say and being as he is a pal and I am not the sysop...well...hehe... : *** From Smegma: Jack,real quick.who's on first??????? : *** From Smegma: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,now I understand : *** From Smegma: city girl : *** From Jack Acid: Yes it is morning yet it is still day. Therefore flies will come out now. You must be a dumb ass country hick. : /spellbinder godddd this is sooooo funny!!! -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Smegma: hey,I know not to go out side dummy : /jack acid yeah he might step in another pile of dog shit *** Smegma is grinning from ear to ear. : -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Spellbinder: yes..I am a city girl... I'm sorry.. : *** From Smegma: point and game : *** From Smegma: you lose : *** From Smegma: no more arguments : *** From Spellbinder: huh? : *** From Jack Acid: That explians alot right there Smeg. I was right Cobra he doesn't get out much you owe me $10. : *** From Spellbinder: How'd he lose? : *** From Smegma: dont say a word ,Jack : huh -- Message sent -- : *** From Jack Acid: I don't understand either. : *** From Smegma: he took too long : *** From Jack Acid: Unless ahh. I see then on to round four, is it. : round 4 -- Message sent -- : *** From Smegma: nope,fuck ya Jack : /jack acid he wants to fuck you... look!! *** From Jack Acid: Or we could stop here to let your brain rest. I know it must be overheating : -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** Spellbinder is shaking their head negatively : laugh ...Hahahaha! : *** From Smegma: I'm gonna sit back,enjoy my doober,and my beer. : *** From Jack Acid: No thnak you laddie I'm not into that homosexual stuff. : he forfits Acid.... you win! -- Message sent -- : *** From Jack Acid: Beer and Marajuana don't mix well. : *** From Spellbinder: So..you openly admit to the current use of a controled, illegal substance? : *** From Smegma: homosexual stuuf,what the fuck is he talkin about now? : *** Spellbinder is laughing her fool head off! : *** From Jack Acid: Well not how I would have liked it ot end but. : well lets continue the discussion tomorrow night when Smeg gets home... -- Message sent -- : *** From Smegma: fuck you Cobra,I aint done with you : *** Spellbinder is gasping with her mouth wide open! : no thanks Smeg... i am heterosexual *** From Smegma: forfit yer ass : -- Message sent -- : *** From Spellbinder: Runnnnnn..run like the wind, guys..hehe.. : *** From Jack Acid: I believe you said 'fuck you Jack'. Referring to sexual intercourse with Jack being Jack Acid. : *** From Spellbinder (whispered): yeah...just ask his wife..ahhahahahhaha..... : /spellbinder shhhh im in caption! *** From Jack Acid: Cobra you took the words right out of my mouth : *** From Smegma: no,I said fuck you cobra : -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : yes... and i believe that could be used as a sexual harassment.... isnt that right Jack? *** From Spellbinder (whispered): ooooh..sorry..hahha.. : -- Message sent -- : *** From Smegma (whispered): we wont be laughin' too long lad : /smegma whatever -- Message sent only to Smegma -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Smegma (whispered): fine lad : /spellbinder he is threatining me again... *** From Jack Acid: Yes I believe so. I also believe that soem people can attest to Cobra's heterosexuality. : -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Spellbinder (whispered): how? : /spellbinder he is just cluing me in on how we arnet goin to be laughin long... what a fuck... :) *** Spellbinder has just tipped over a table for cover : -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : burp ...Excuse you! : *** From Spellbinder (whispered): hahaha.. oooooh my.. : /spellbinder hehe oh well.. i am under age... lets see him try it.... *** From Jack Acid: I'm sorry Smeg what was that. I don't believe Cobra and Spellbinder heard you. : -- Message sent only to Spellbinder -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Jack Acid (whispered): oops! : /jack acid you fuck... you are goin to get me in bigger trouble! -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Jack Acid (whispered): sorry but he just threatened to kil me. : /jack acid me too... he cant do shit though... were still under age!! youn only have a few months to go... oops.. :) -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Jack Acid: Damn goo thing to Smegma because I don't either. : say what? did i miss something? i went up to get a coke... *** From Jack Acid (whispered): in a few months I'll be in college hahaha : -- Message sent -- : /jack acid good luck! haha -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** Jack Acid is laughing at you... secretly! : *** From Spellbinder: huh? : i was just asking if i missed something... -- Message sent -- : # Time: 05:53:56 Date: 23-JUN-93 User-ID Location Class Baud Sex Mins Ln Flags ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jack Acid Teleconference free 2400 (M) 17 01 Spellbinder Teleconference COSYSOP 2400 (F) 165 05 Cobra Teleconference FREE 2400 (M) 86 06 Smegma Teleconference FREE 19200 (M) 119 07 You're in the main channel. Jack Acid, Spellbinder, and Smegma are here with you. Just enter "?" if you need any assistance... : *** From Smegma: well my time is up,but.............. : *** Smegma just left the teleconference! SEE YA!! : asshole!@!!!!!!!! -- Message sent -- : You're in the main channel. Jack Acid and Spellbinder are here with you. Just enter "?" if you need any assistance... : *** From Spellbinder: Actually..no one said anything about repenting. I merely said.. "Repeat".. : *** From Smegma: who gives a rat's ass : *** From Jack Acid: Cobra was that name correct? : shit... dont get me and her into this.... heh -- Message sent -- : *** From Jack Acid: I said repent. : *** From Smegma: Jack,your spelling is slipping : *** From Spellbinder: Nina? Who is Nina? : Muffin -- Message sent -- : *** Spellbinder is looking you over. : *** From Smegma: oooooooo shit : *** From Jack Acid (whispered): sorry covering my ass here. I gotta convince him I didn't mean Connie. : /jack acid i know.... *** Smegma is hiding in the back of the room. : -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Spellbinder: why is he hiding? : *** Spellbinder is looking Smegma over. : *** From Jack Acid: I have no clue. : *** Spellbinder is shrugging her shoulders. : *** From Smegma: dont look me over,Ididnt do anything : *** From Jack Acid: Smegma? come out lassie. : he is acting guilty of somthing... -- Message sent -- : *** From Smegma: I'm here : *** From Smegma: me,no way : *** From Jack Acid: Well if not you then who? : *** From Jack Acid: well? : *** From Jack Acid: I see. : *** From Jack Acid: uh-huh : *** From Jack Acid: oh really : *** From Jack Acid: yes : *** From Jack Acid: fine fine : *** From Jack Acid: and you? : *** From Jack Acid: that's nice : /# LINE USER-ID ...... OPTION SELECTED 01 Jack Acid ... Teleconference 02 Smegma ... Teleconference 05 Spellbinder ... Teleconference 06 Cobra ... Teleconference You're in the main channel. Jack Acid, Smegma, and Spellbinder are here with you. Just enter "?" if you need any assistance... : *** Jack Acid is whistling a little tune. : *** Smegma is grinning from ear to ear. : *** Jack Acid is grinning from ear to ear. : *** From Smegma: well,I'm off to the land of sand persons : *** From Jack Acid : He's overloaded his brain : /jack acid it is now goin to slither out of his ears... :) -- Message sent only to Jack Acid -- shhhhhh that was a secret. Dont tell Wambam. : *** From Jack Acid: Adios Smeg-head. : *** From Smegma (whispered): no more warnings,today or else : *** Smegma just left the teleconference! SEE YA!! : /p smegma what do you mean?? *** From Jack Acid: poof : Sorry, "smegma what do you mean??" does not match the User-ID of anyone on the system. You're in the main channel. Jack Acid and Spellbinder are here with you. Just enter "?" if you need any assistance... : that son of a bitch did it to me again! *** From Jack Acid: whew : -- Message sent -- : *** From Jack Acid: what? : threatning about the letter... he said... "no more warnings, today or else.." *** From Jack Acid: He threatened to kill me! : *** From Spellbinder: he asked me if I was getting all of this.. I said "What?" and he said "come on babe,I was born inthe morning but it wasnt this morning.. : -- Message sent -- : *** Spellbinder is shrugging her shoulders. : *** From Jack Acid: Damn told me to Dig my grave. : *** From Spellbinder: Dont worry about it.. : he legaly cant do anytrthing about it... *** Spellbinder is staring at everyone in awe.. : -- Message sent -- : *** From Spellbinder: It takes 2 to tango.. : *** From Jack Acid: Told me that The V.A. would attest to his insanity. : *** From Spellbinder: V.A? : fuck him... he is an asshole... *** From Jack Acid: heh too true! : -- Message sent -- : *** From Jack Acid: got me some army shit. : well i am off to write that damn letter so he will get off my back... i will be back in about 2 minutes... -- Message sent -- : *** From Spellbinder: I was scared you were gonna bring up his wife..hehe.. : i almost shit my pants man! *** From Spellbinder: Wait.. : *** From Jack Acid: Alright Spell is it all there? : -- Message sent -- : *** From Spellbinder: Cobra..I have an idea.. : go for it hun... -- Message sent -- : *** From Jack Acid: what? : i have the other half on my computer... -- Message sent -- : *** From Jack Acid: let me write it! : *** From Spellbinder: Turn your capture off now.. :