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Beware of the man who works\nhard to learn something,\nlearns it, and finds himeself\nno wiser than before. He is\nfull of murderous resent of\npeople who are ignorant\nwithout having come by their\nignorance the hard way.\n\n  - Bokonon.\0
Compromise is the enemy of\nExcellence\0
The Airplane Law:\n\nWhen the plane you are on is\nlate, the plane you want to\ntransfere to is on time.\0
On Line:\n\nA statment shouted at tennis\njudges in response to a serve\nbeing called out.\0
Mistakes are oftern the\nstepping stones to failure.\0
Character Density:\n\nThe number of very weired\npeople in the office.\0
Never attribute to malice\nthat which is adequately\nexplained by stupidity.\0
An idea is not responsible\nfor the poeple who belive\nin it.\0
Ours is a world where people\ndon't know what they want\nand are willing to go through\nhell to get it.\0
Finagle's First Law:\n\nIf an experiment works,\nsomething has gone wrong.\0
A wise man can see more\nfrom the bottom of a well\nthan a fool can from a\nmountain top.\0
Midlife crisis is that\nmoment when you relize\nyour children and your\nclothes are about the\nsame age.\n\n  - Bill Tammeus\0
Gold's Law:\n\nIf the shoe fits, it's ugly.\0
God, granted me the serenity\nto accept the things I cannot\nchange, the courage to change\nthe things I can and the wisdom\nto know the difference.\0
Narrow Minded:\n\nHaving the ability to process\ninformation by looking through\nthe keyhole with both eyes.\0
Inside every small problem\nis a large problem struggling\nto get out.\0
Merkin's Maxin:\n\nWhen in doubt, predict\nthat the present trend\nwill continue.\0
A poor workman blames\nhis tools.\0
Laws of Computer Programming:\n\nII. Any given program costs moe and\ntakes longer.\0
Laws of Computer Programming:\n\nVI. The value of a program is\nproportional to the weight of its\noutput.\0
Laws of Computer Programming:\n\nIX. Undectable errors are infinite\nin variety, in contrast to contrast\nto dectable errors, which by\ndefinition are limited.\0
Prase does wonder for\nthe sence of hearing.\n\n  - Bits & Pieces\0
Murphys Second Law:\n\nIf every thing seems to be\ngoing well you have obvisuly\nover looked something.\0
Murphys Fifth Law:\n\nIf anything just cannot go wrong, it\nwill anyway.\0
Give Blood, Play Rugby.\0
A man who turns green\nhas eschewed protein.\0
Death is natures way of\ntelling you to slow down.\0
Ginsberg's Therems:\n\n  1) You can't win\n  2) You can't break even\n  3) You can't even quit the game\0
Main is but a reed, the most\nweak in nature, but he is a\nthinking reed.\n\n  - Blaise Pascal\0
What a man is is the basis of\nof what he dreams and thinks,\naccepts and rejects, feels and perceives.\n\n  - John Mason Brown\0
Man is nature's sole mistake\n\n  - W. S. Gilbert\0
Man is Creation's masterpice;\nbut who says so?\n\n  - Elbert Hubbard\0
Apart from man, no being\nwonders at its own existence.\n\n  - Arthur Schopenhauer\0
Man - a reasoning rather\nthat a reasonable animal.\n\n  - Arthur Schopenhauer\0
Man is a rope connecting animal\nand superman - a rope over a precipe\n... What is great in man is that he\nis a bridge and not a goal.\n\n  - Friedrich Nietzsche\0
[Man] is a brute, only more\nintelligent that the other\nbrutes, a blind pray to impulses.\n\n  - H. G. Wells\0
The tragedy and the magnificence\nof Homo sapiens together rises\nfrom the same smokey truth that\nwe alone among the animal species\nrefuse to acknowledge\n\n  - Robert Ardrey\0
We never stop investigating. We\nare never satisfied that we know\nenough to get by.\n\n  - Desmond Morris\0
Every queation we answer leads\non to another question. This\nhas become the greatest survival\ntrick of our species.\n\n  - Desmond Morris\0
Men can do all things if they will.\n\n  - Leon Battist Alberti\0
Man is designed to be a comprehensivist.\n\n  - Buckminster Fuller\0
Man can fly to the moon,\nbut he can't design a packet\nyou can open.\0
The salvation of mankind\nlies only in making everything\nthe concern of all.\n\n  - Alexander I. Solzenitsyn\0
There is nothing commonplace\nin the world excepu the mental\nattitude of man.\n\n   - Charles Burchfield\0
The fall of man stands a lie\nbefore Beethoven, a truth\nbefore Hitler.\n\n  - Gregory Corso\0
To say that a man is made up\nof certin chemical elements\nis a satisfactory description\nonly for those who intend to\nuse him as a fertilizer.\n\n  - herbert J. Muller\0
His [man's] history is as a\ntale that is told, and his\nvery monument becomes a ruin.\n\n  - Washington Irving\0
We must laugh at man to\navoid crying for him.\n\n  - Napoleon Bonaparte\0
All censure of a man's\nself is oblique praise.\n\n  - Samuel Johnson\0
Man is not entirelu corrupt\nand depraved but to state\nthat he is, is to come closer\nto the truth than to state\nthat he is essentially good.\n\n  - William Mc Govern and David Collier\0
A woman is a woman until\nthe day she dies, but a\nman's a man only as long\nas he can.\n\n  - Moms Mabley\0
We must, however,\nacknowledge, as it seems\nto me, tat man with all\nhis noble qualities ...\nstill bares in his bodily\nframe the indelible stamp\nof his lowly orign.\n\n  - Charles Darwin\0
No Man is an island, entire\nof itself; every man is a\npiece of the cintinent, a\npart of the main.\n\n  - John Donne\0
Man with hand in pocket is\nsure to be feeling cocky.\0
Benchley's Law of Distinction:\n\nThere are two types of people in\nthe world: Those who believe there\nare two types of people in the\nworld and those who don't.\0
The lame man who keeps the\nright road outstrips the\nrunner who takes a wrong one.\n\n  - Francis Bacon\0
The superior man understands\nwhat is right; the inferior\nman understands what will sell.\n\n  - Confucius\0
The basic problem is that our\ncivilization, which is a\ncivilization of machines, can\nteach man everything execept\nhow to be a man.\n\n  - Andre Malraux\0
One machine can do the work\nof fifty ordinary men. No\nmachine can do the work of\none extraordinary man.\n\n  - Elbert Hubbard\0
Man is God's highest present\ndevelopment. He is the latest\nthing in God.\n\n  - Samuel Butler\0
He is a poor creature who does\nnot believe himself to be better\nthat the whole world else no matter\nhow ill we may, be nor how low we\nmay have fallen, we should not change\nidentity with any other person.\n\n  - Samuel Butler\0
In nothing do men approach so\nnearly to the gods as doing\ngood to men.\n\n  - Marcus Tullius Cicero\0
Everyman is worth just so much\nas the things are worth about\nwhich he busies himself.\n\n  - Marcus Aurelius\0
The control man has secured\nover nature has far outrun his\ncontrol over himself.\n\n  - Ernest Jones\0
A man is rich in proportion to\nthe tings he can afford to let\nalone.\n\n  - Henry David Thoreau\0
Whenever two people meet there\nare really six people present.\nThere is each man as he sees\nhimself, each man as thte other\nperson sees him, and each man as\nhe really is.\n\n William James\0
Every man has three characters\n- that which he exhibits, that\nwhich he has, and that which he\nthinks he has.\n\n  - Alphonse Karr\0
I know of no more encuraging\nfact than the unquestionable\nability of man to elevate his\nlife by a concious endeavor.\n\n  - Henry David Thoreau\0
The greatest revolution of our\ngeneration is the discovery that\nhuman beings, by changing the\ninner attributes of their minds\ncan change the outher aspects of\ntheir lives.\n\n  - William James\0
Man, biologically considered ...\nis the most formidable of all the\nbeasts of prey, and, indeed the\nonly one that preys systematically\non its own species.\n\n  - William James\0
Man is the only animal to hom the\ntorture and death of his fellow\ncreatures is amusing in itself.\n\n  - James A. Froude\0
Man - a creature made at the end\nof the week's work when God was\ntired.\n\n  - Mark Twain\0
I some times think that God in\ncreating man somewhat overestimated\nhis ability.\n\n  - Oscar Wilde\0
There is no stigma attached to\nrecognizing a bad decision in\ntime to install a better one.\n\n  - Laurence J. Peter\0
To give up pretensions is as\nblessed a relife as to get\nthem ratified.\n\n  - William James\0
Man is a social animal.\n\n  - Baruch Spinoza\0
Man is a political animal.\n\n  - Aristotle\0
Man - a being in search of meaning.\n\n  - Plato\0
Man is the measure of all things.\n\n  - Protagoras\0
There is as much difference\nbetween us and ourselves as\nbetween us and others.\n\n  - Michel de Montaigne\0
Whatever you may be sure of,\nbe sure of this, that you are\ndreadfully like other people.\n\n  - James Russell Lowell\0
The signifcance of man is that\nhe is insignificant and is aware\nof it.\n\n  - Carl Becker\0
When a man is wrapped up in\nhimself , he makes a pretty\nsmall package.\n\n  - John Ruskin\0
Compared to what we ought to\nbe, we are only half awake. We\nare making use of only a small\npart of out physical and mental\nresources.\n\n  - William James\0
Nature gave man two ends - one\nto sit on and the one to think\nwith. Ever since the man's success\nor failure has been dependent on\nthe ne he used most.\n\n  - George R. Kirkpatrick\0
Man is blind, witless, loe-broth,\nanthropocentric clod who inflicts\nlesions upon the earth.\n\n  - Ian McHarg\0
The more I see of man, the more\nI like dogs.\n\n  - Mme. de Stael\0
Cursed is every one who places\nhis hope in man.\n\n  - Saint Augustine\0
My aim is the re-establishment\nof the worship of men.\n\n  - Gabriele D'Annunzio\0
Computers can figure out all\nkinds of problems, except the\nthings in the world that just\ndon't add up.\n\n  - James Magary\0
In a few minutes a computer\ncan make a mistake so great\nthat it would take many men\nmany months to equal.\n\n  - Merle L. Meacham\0
The computer is a moron.\n\n  - Peter Drucker\0
Computers can solve all kinds\nof problems except the unemployment\nproblem they creat.\n\n  - Peter Drucker\0
The new electronic independence\nrecreates the world in the image\nof a global village.\n\n  - Marshall McLuhan\0
It is questionable if all the\nmechanical inventions yet made\nhave lightened the day's toil\nof any human being.\n\n  - John Stuart Mill\0
Civilation advances by extending\nthe number of important operations\nwhich we can preform without thingg\nof them.\n\n  - Alfred North Whitehead\0
Computers will never be prefected\nuntil they can compute how much\nmore than the estimated the job\nwill cost.\n\n  - Alfred North Whitehead\0
The main impact of the computer\nhas been the provision of unlimited\njobs for clerks.\n\n  - Peter Drucker\0
The danger of the past was that\nmen became slaves. The danger of\nthe future is that man may become\nrobots.\n\n  - Erich Fromm\0
Lo! Men have become the tools of\ntheir tools.\n\n  - henry David Thoreau\0
Man - machine identity is achived\nnot by attributng human attributes\nto the machine, but by attributing\nmechanical limitations to man.\n\n Mortimer Taube\0
The real danger is no that computers\nwill begin to think like men, but\nthe men will begin to think like\ncomputers.\n\n Sydney J. Harris\0
Man has become the slaves of\ntheir own invention. Computers\n\n  - Lionel J. Morrison\0
A painting in a museum probably\nhears more foolish remarks than\nanything else in the world.\n\n  - Edmont and Jules Goncort\0
I hackers ran the world,\ntheired be no war. A lot\nof accidents, maybe...\0
3.1415926535897932384626433838279502883197116929937510...\nI forget the rest.\0
Any sufficiently advanced\nbug is indistingusihable\nfrom a feacher.\0
Just because you're paranoid,\nit dosen't mean they're out\nto get you.\0
I like getting a couple of\nkids together that have an\naging disease and deliberately\nwaste their time.\0
On the first dat of Christmas\nmy true love gave to me, a\npartridge in a pear tree -\nso I dumped her!\0
A great actor can bring tears\nto your eyes. But then so can\na mechanic.\n\n  - Donald Reber\0
Rules are made for people who\naren't willing to make up their\nown.\n\n  - Check Veager and Charles Leerhsen\0
Convertional Mode:\n\nDescribes the typical office\nday after a major sporting event.\0
Peer's Law:\n\nThe solution to the problem\nchanges the problem.\0
A good memory does\nnot equal pale ink.\0
Code:\n\nVirus lasting about three to\nfive days, accompanied by sore\nthroat, runny nose, and fever.\0
Murphy's Military Laws:\n\n1. Never share a foxhole woth anyone\nbraver than you are.\0
Murphy's Military Laws:\n\n9. If your advance is going\nwell, you are walking into\nan ambush.\0
Murphy's Military Laws:\n\n13. The only thing more accurate\nthan incoming ememy fire is\nincoming friendly fire.\0
Murphy's Military Laws:\n\n14. There is nothing more satisfying\nthan having someone take a shot at\nyou, and miss.\0
Scott's Second Law:\n\nWhen an error has been detected\nand corrected, it will be found\nto have been corrected in the\nfirst place.\0
If you only look at what is,\nyou might never attain what\ncould be.\0
The best number for a dinner\nparty is two:\n\n- My self\nand a dam' good head waiter.\n\n  - Nubar Gulbenkian\0
All animals, except man, knows\nthe principal business of life\nis to enjoy it.\n\n  - Samual Butler\0
'Tis better to have loved\nand lost than never to\nhave lost at all.\n\n  - Samual Butler\0
Life is one long process\nof getting tired.\n\n  - Samual Butler\0
The history of art is\nthe history of revivals.\n\n  - Samual Butler\0
Into the jaws of death,\ninto the mouth of hell.\n\n  - Alfred Lord Tennyson\0
'Tis better to have loved\nand lost than never to\nhave loved at all.\n\n  - Alfred Lord Tennyson\0
So many worlds, so much\nto so, so little done,\nsuch things to be.\n\n  - Alfred Lord Tennyson\0
Death has made his darkness\nbeautiful with thee.\n\n  - Alfred Lord Tennyson\0
Pornography is the attempt\nto insult sex, to do dirt\non it.\n\n  - D. H. Lawrence\0
A lover with no indiscretion\nis no lover at all.\n\n  - Thomas Hardy\0
War makes rattling goo history;\nbut Peace is poor reading.\n\n  - Thomas Hardy\0
It is hard for a woman to\ndefine her feelings in\nlanguage which is chiefly\nmade by men to express theirs.\n\n  - Thomas Hardy\0
The Seven Dwarfs:\n\n  Sneezy,\n  Dopey,\n  Doc,\n  Bashful,\n  Happy,\n  Sleepy.\0
The Seven Wonders of the World:\n\n  1) The Great Wall of China - China\n  2) Niagra Falls - Canada\n  3) The Pyrmids - Egypt\n  4) Pharos Light House - Egypt\n 5) The Hanging Gardens of Babylon - Israil\n  6)\n  7)\0
The Alternative Seven Wonders:\n\n  1) Sex\n  2) Drugs\n  3) Drink\n  4) Fags\n  5) Parting\n  6) Music\n  7) TV\0
I've I got two words for you.\n"Threesome."\n\n  - Friends\0
A loving heart is the truest wisdom.\n\n  - Charles Dickens\0
True friendship is like sound\nhealth; the value of it is\nseldom known until it be lost.\n\n  - Charles Caleb Colton\0
Each friend represents a world\nin us, a world possibly not\nborn until they arrive, and it\nis only by this meeting that a\nnew world is born.\n\n  - Anais Nin\0
My friends are my estate.\n\n  - Emily Dickinson
A new friendship is like an\nunripened fruit - it may become\neither an orange or a lemon.\n\n  - Emma Stacey\0
Never kiss a friend. If you\nhave deeper feelings, never\nreveal them. You will lose\nthat friend forever...\0
A real friend is one who\nwalks in when the rest of\nthe world walks out.\0
A friend is someone who is\nthere for you when he'd\nrather be anywhere else.\0
A friend is someone who knows\nthe song in your heart, and\ncan sing it back to you when\nyou have forgotten the words.\0
A friend is one who believes\nin you when you have ceased\nto believe in yourself.\0
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.\nDon't walk behind me, I may not lead.\nWalk beside me and be my friend.\n\n  - Albert Camus\0
A hug is worth a thousand\nwords. A friend is worth more.\0
Everyone is a friend, until\nthey prove otherwise.\0
Every person is a new door\nto a different world.\n\n  - from movie "Six Degrees of Seperation"\0
It takes a long time\nto grow an old friend.\n\n  - by John Leonard\0
Your friend is the man\nwho knows all about you,\nand still likes you.\n\n  - Elbert Hubard\0
I get by with a little\nhelp from my friends.\n\n  - John Lennon\0
Two are better than one; because\nthey have a good reward for their\nlabour. For if they fall, the one\nwill lift up his fellow: but woe\nto him that is alone when he\nfalleth; for he hath not another\nto help him up.\n\n  - Bible: Ecclesiastes\0
I've noticed your hostility\ntowards him ... I ought to\nhave guessed you were friends.\n\n  - Malcom Bradbury\0
I don't trust him. We're friends.\n\n  - Bertolt Brecht\0
Two may talk together under\nthe same roof for many years,\nyet never really meet; and\ntwo others at first speech\nare old friends.\n\n  - Mary Catherwood\0
Foresake not an old friend;\nfor the new is not comparable\nto him: a new friend is as\nnew wine; when it is old, thou\nshall drink it with pleasure.\n\n  - Bible: Ecclesiasticus\0
A woman can become a man's\nfriend only in the following\nstages - first an acquantaince,\nnext a mistress, and only then\na friend.\n\n  - Anton Chekhov\0
Friendship is unnecessary,\nlike philosophy, like art...\nIt has no survival value;\nrather is one of those things\nthat give value to survival.\n\n  - C. S. Lewis\0
I might give my life for my\nfriend, but he had better\nnot ask me to do up a parcel.\n\n  - Logan Pearsall Smith\0
Friends are the most important\ningredient in this recipe of life.\0
The better part of one's life\nconsists of his friendships.\n\n  - Abraham Lincoln\0
The love of my life is the\nlove between friends.\0
One's best friend is oneself.\0
A Friend is someone who knows all\nabout you and loves you anyway!!!\0
To be depressed is to be lonely;\nto have a friend is to be happy...\n\n  - Guido\0
Make new friends, both young and\nold, one in Silver, the other Gold.\n\n  - Girl Scouts Motto\0
Strangers are just friends\nwaiting to happen.\0
Sometimes you pick your friends,\nsometimes they pick you.\0
Friendship is a pretty full-time\noccupation if you really are friendly\nwith somebody. You can't have too\nmany friends because then you're just\nnot really friends.\0
No love, no friendship, can cross\nthe path of our destiny without\nleaving some mark on it forever.\0
Give others freedom to be themselves.\nAppreciate the differences between\ntheir ways an yours.\0
Make new friends but keep theold,\nsome are silver and others are Gold.\0
A friend is a gift you give yourself.\n\n  - Robert Louis Stevenson\0
To have a friend, be a friend.\n\n  - Old Saying\0
Friends are the Bacon Bits\nin the Salad Bowl of Life.\n\n  - "Pizza Place Sign"\0
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.\n\n  - Mencius\0
Truth and tears clear the way\nto a deep and lasting friendship.\0
True friendship is never serene.\n\n  - Mariede Svign\0
Friendship:\n\na building contract you sign with\nlaughter and break with tears.\0
Friends are God's way of\ntaking care of us.\0
It's the friends you can call up\nat 4am that matter.\n\n  - Marlene Dietrick\0
Friends are born, not made.\0
Historical Friendship Quotes
Tell me what company thou keepst,\nand I'll tell thee what thou art.\n\n  - Miguel de Cervantes\0
Have no friends not equal to yourself.\n\n  - Confucious\0
Fate chooses your relations,\nyou choose your friends.\n\n  - Jacques Delille\0
A Friend may well be reckoned\nthe masterpiece of Nature.\n\n  - Ralph Waldo Emerson\0
If a man does not make new\nacquaintance as he advances\nthrough life, he will soon\nfind himself left alone. A\nman, Sir, should keep his\nfriendship in constant repair.\n\n  - Samuel Johnson\0
It is more shameful to distrust\none's friends than to be deceived\nby them.\n\n  - Duc de la Rochefoucauld\0
If it is abuse - why one is\nalways sure to here of it\nfrom one damned good-natured\nfriend or other!\n\n  - Richard Brinsley Sheridan\0
Associate yourself with men\nof good quality if you esteem\nyour own reputation; for 'tis\nbetter to be alone than in bad\ncompany.\n\n  - George Washington\0
Should auld aquaintance be\nforgot,And never brought to\nmin'?\n\n  - Robert Burns\0
It is not so much our friends'\nhelp that helps us as the confident\nknowledge that they will help us.\n\n  - Epicurus\0
These are called the pious\nfrauds of friendship.\n\n  - Henry Fielding\0
Always, Sir, set a high value on\nspontaneous kindness. he whose\ninclination prompts him to cultivate\nyour friendship of his own accord,\nwill love you more than one whom\nyou have been at pains to attach\nto you.\n\n  - Samuel Johnston\0
Sir, I look upon every day to be\nlost, in which I do not make a new\nacquantaince.\n\n  - Samuel Johnston\0
To like and dislike the same things,\nthat is indeed true friendship.\n\n  - Sallust\0
One loyal friend is worth\nten thousand relatives.\n\n  - Euripides\0
Books and friends should\nbe few but good.\0
A friend in need is a\nfriend indeed.\0
A good friend is my nearest\nrelation.\0
A hedge between keeps\nfriendship green.\0
God defend me from my friends;\nfrom my enemies I can defend myself.\0
Love is blind; friendship\ncloses its eyes.\0
The best of friends must part.\0Do not use a hatchet to\nremove a fly from your\nfriend's forehead.\n\n  - Chinese Proverb\0
Just to prove i was right that it's\nharder to be friends than lovers and\nyou shouldn't try and mix the two,\ncause if you do and then you're still\nunhappy, then you know that the problem\nis you.\n\n  - Liz Phair\0
If you should die before me,\nask if you could bring a friend.\n\n  - Stone Temple Pilots\0
Mother my friends are no longer my friends\nAnd the games we once played have no meaning\nI've gone serious and shy and they can't figure why\nSo they've left me to my own daydreaming.\n\n  - Suzanne Vega\0
And the days went by like paper in the\nwind. Everything changed, then changed\nagain. It's hard to find a friend. It's\nhard to find a friend.\n\n  - Tom Petty\0
These people aren't your friends,\nthey're paid to kiss your feet.\n\n  - Radiohead\0
A friend in need is a\nfriend to be avoided.\n\n  - Lord Samuel\0
Whenever a friend suceeds, a\nlittle something in me dies.\n\n  - Gore Vidal\0
There is nothing in the world I\nwouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and\nthere is nothing he wouldn't do\nfor me ... We spend our lives\ndoing nothing for each other.\n\n  - Bing Crosby\0
Whoever says that Friendship is easy\nhas obviously never had a friend!\0
Learn by experience--preferably\nother people's.\0
A friend who is very near dear\nmay in time become as useless\nas a relative.\n\n  - George Ade\0
Friendship is a very taxing and\narduous form of leisure activity.\n\n  - Mortimer Adler\0
Nothing so fortifies a friendship\nas a belief on the part of one friend\nthat he/she is superior to the other.\n\n  - Honor De Balzac\0
We cherish our friends not for\ntheir ability to amuse us, but\nfor ours to amuse them.\n\n  - Evelyn Waugh\0
When one is trying to do something\nbeyond his known powers, it is\nuseless to seek the approval of\nfriends. Friends are at their\nbest in moments of defeat.\n\n  - Henry Miller\0
We are, each of us angels with\nonly one wing, we can only fly\nby embracing each other.\n\n  - Cassie\0
Some people come into our lives\nand quickley go, others stay for\na while and leave footprints in\nour hearts, and we are never the\nsame\0
There is more pleasure in loving\nthan in being loved\n\n  - Thomas Fuller\0
Happines is a perfume you cannot\npour on others without getting a\nfew drops on yourself.\0
It is one of the beautiful compensations\nof life that no man can sincerly try\nto help another without helping himself.\n\n  - Ralph Waldo Emerson\0Books and friends should\nbe few but good.\0
A friend in need is a\nfriend indeed.\0
A good friend is my nearest\nrelation.\0
A hedge between keeps\nfriendship green.\0
God defend me from my friends;\nfrom my enemies I can defend myself.\0
Love is blind; friendship\ncloses its eyes.\0
The best of friends must part.\0Do not use a hatchet to\nremove a fly from your\nfriend's forehead.\n\n  - Chinese Proverb\0
Just to prove i was right that it's\nharder to be friends than lovers and\nyou shouldn't try and mix the two,\ncause if you do and then you're still\nunhappy, then you know that the problem\nis you.\n\n  - Liz Phair\0
If you should die before me,\nask if you could bring a friend.\n\n  - Stone Temple Pilots\0
Mother my friends are no longer my friends\nAnd the games we once played have no meaning\nI've gone serious and shy and they can't figure why\nSo they've left me to my own daydreaming.\n\n  - Suzanne Vega\0
And the days went by like paper in the\nwind. Everything changed, then changed\nagain. It's hard to find a friend. It's\nhard to find a friend.\n\n  - Tom Petty\0
These people aren't your friends,\nthey're paid to kiss your feet.\n\n  - Radiohead\0
A friend in need is a\nfriend to be avoided.\n\n  - Lord Samuel\0
Whenever a friend suceeds, a\nlittle something in me dies.\n\n  - Gore Vidal\0
There is nothing in the world I\nwouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and\nthere is nothing he wouldn't do\nfor me ... We spend our lives\ndoing nothing for each other.\n\n  - Bing Crosby\0
Whoever says that Friendship is easy\nhas obviously never had a friend!\0
Learn by experience--preferably\nother people's.\0
A friend who is very near dear\nmay in time become as useless\nas a relative.\n\n  - George Ade\0
Friendship is a very taxing and\narduous form of leisure activity.\n\n  - Mortimer Adler\0
Nothing so fortifies a friendship\nas a belief on the part of one friend\nthat he/she is superior to the other.\n\n  - Honor De Balzac\0
We cherish our friends not for\ntheir ability to amuse us, but\nfor ours to amuse them.\n\n  - Evelyn Waugh\0
When one is trying to do something\nbeyond his known powers, it is\nuseless to seek the approval of\nfriends. Friends are at their\nbest in moments of defeat.\n\n  - Henry Miller\0
We are, each of us angels with\nonly one wing, we can only fly\nby embracing each other.\n\n  - Cassie\0
Some people come into our lives\nand quickley go, others stay for\na while and leave footprints in\nour hearts, and we are never the\nsame\0
There is more pleasure in loving\nthan in being loved\n\n  - Thomas Fuller\0
Happines is a perfume you cannot\npour on others without getting a\nfew drops on yourself.\0
It is one of the beautiful compensations\nof life that no man can sincerly try\nto help another without helping himself.\n\n  - Ralph Waldo Emerson\0
Getting people to like you is\nonly the other side of like them.\n\n  - Norman Vincent Peale\0
Finagle's Fourth Law:\n\nOne a job is fouled up,\nanything done to improve\nit only makes it worse.\0
The hardest thing in life to\nlearn is which bridges to cross\nand which to burn.\n\n  - David Russell\0
Soprt serves socity by providing\nvivid examples of excellence\n\n  - George F. Will\0
Man never made meterial as\nresilient as the human spirit\n\n  - Bern Williams\0
Old Cat Saying:\n\nIf you are going to\neat tuna, expect bones.\n\n  - Cat from "Red Drawf"\0
Old Human Saying:\n\nIf you are going to\ntalk garbage, expect pain.\n\n  - Rimmer from "Red Drawf"\0
Sattinger's Law:\n\nIt works beter if you plug it in.\0
There is no one history of mankind,\n only many histories of\n civilization.\0
Blessed are the young, for they\nshall inherit the national debt.\n\n  - Herbert HooverBoren's Law\0
Analog:\n\nHors d'oeuvre, usually made with\ncheese and covered with crushed\nnuts. Served at all staff parties.\0
Do not clog intellect's sluices with\nknowledge of questionable users.\0
Anyone can hold the helm when the\n sea is calm\n\n  - Publilius Syrus\0
Patience is something that you\nadmire greatly in the driver behind\nyou but not in the one ahead of you.\0
It's not reality that's important,\n but how you perceive things.\0
Osborn's Law:\n\nVariables won't; constants arn't.\0
It is impossible to fully enjoy\nprocrastination unless one has\nplenty of work to do.\0
Opening night:\n\n The night before the play is ready\n to open.\0
A stumble may prevent a fall.\n\n  - English Proverb\0
hartley's Second Law:\n\nNever go to bed with anybody crazier\nthan you are.\0
Hawkins Theroy of Progress:\n\nProgress does not consist of\nreplacing a theory that is wrong\nwith one that is right. it consists\nof replacing a theory that is wrong\nwith one that is more subtly wrong.\0
Corollary to the First Law of\nrevisioon:\n\nIn simple cases, presenting one\nobvious right way versus one obvious\nwrong waym it is often wiser to\nchoose the wronge way, so as to\nexedite subequent revision.\0
Only a Westerner stares into an\nempty room and sees nothing.\0
Stewart's Law of Restoration:\n\nIt is easier to get forgivness than\npermission.\0
There are two kinds of people, those\nwho do the work and those who take\nthe credit. Try to be in the first\ngroup; there is less compertition there.\n\n  - Indira Gandhi\0
The will not to win is nearly as\nimprotant as the will to prepare to\nwin.\n\n  - Bobby Knight\0
If at first you don't succeed,\nyou're doing about average.\0
If at first you don't succeed,\ntransform your data set.\0
To PLAY is human, to REWIND is divine!\n\n  - Blockbuster Video\0
Fear explanations explanatory of\n things explained.\0
I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.\0
The very essence of leadership is\nthat you have vision. You\ncan't blow an uncertain trumpet\n\n  - Theodore Hesburgh\0
Law of Communications:\n\nThe result of improved enlarged\ncommunications is vastly increased\narea of misunderstanding.\0
The moment of victory is much too\nshort to live for that and nothing\nelse.\n\n  - Martina Navratilova\0
If some people didn't tell you,\nyou'd never know they'd been away on vacation.\0
Money will say more in one moment\nthan the most eloquent lover can in\nyears.\0
Stubbornness does have its helpful\nfeachers. You always know what you\nare going to be thinking tomorrow.\n\n  - Glen Beamam\0
The surest way to be late is to have\nplenty of time.  - Leo Kennedy\0
Real Time:\n\n Here and now, as opposed to "fake\ntime" which only occurs there and\nthen.\0
Old men are fond of giving good\nadvice to console themselves for\ntheir inability to give bad\nexamples.\0
show me a man with his head held\nhigh, and I'll show you a man who\ncan't get used to bifocals.\n\n  - Morse Telegraph Newsletter\0
Sevareid's Law:\n\n The chief cause of problems is\nsolutions.\0
Manly's Maxim:\n\nLogic is a systematic method of\ncoming to the wrong conclusion with\nconfidence.\0
Parkinson's Second Law:\n\nExpenditures rise to meet income.\0
Kliptein's Observation:\n\nAny product cut to length will be\ntoo short.\n