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2  female  Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234.
Leave mess.

Lost:  small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family.

A  superb  and  inexpensive  restaurant.   Fine  food  expertly served by
waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For  sale:   an  antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old.  Perfect for antique lover.

Now  is  your  chance  to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to
take home, too.

Wanted:  50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted:  Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by hand.

For Sale.  Three canaries of undermined sex.

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.

Dog for sale:  eats anything and is fond of children.

Vacation Special:  have your home exterminated.

If  you  think  you've  seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery.   It  boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
Chopin.

Mt.   Kilimanjaro,  the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge.  Swim
in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

The  hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
athletic facilities.

Get rid of aunts:  Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Toaster:    A   gift   that  every  member  of  the  family  appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.

Sheer  stockings.  Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots
of women wear nothing else.

Stock up and save.  Limit: one.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

Man, honest.  Will take anything.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.  Must be willing to travel.

UsedCars:  Why go elsewhere to be cheated?  Come here first!

Christmans tag-sale.  Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Modular Sofas.  Only $299.  For rest or fore play.

Wanted:  Hair-cutter.  Excellent growth potential.

Wanted.  Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher need for pre-school.  Experience preferred.

Our  experienced  Mom  will  care of your child.  Fenced yard, meals, and
smacks included.

Our bikinis are exciting.  They are simply the tops.

Auto  Repair  Service.   Free  pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll
never go anywhere again.

Illiterate?  Write today for free help.

Girl  wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.  Blue Cross
and salary.

Wanted.   Widower  with  school-age  children  requires  person to assume
general  housekeeping  duties.  Must be capable of contributing to growth
of family.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient
beating.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

And  now,  the  Superstore--unequaled  in  size,  unmatched  in  variety,
unrivaled inconvenience.

We  will  oil  your  sewing  machine  and adjust tension in your home for
$1.00.

50% Off Our Rockers!

Tires Slashed 30%!

Wanted: Part-time woman

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