3 out of 4 women will be victims of a violent crime once in her life.
A homely woman hates mirrors.
A really plain woman is one who however beautiful, neglects to charm.
A woman can be happy with any man as long as she doesn't love him.
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when the phone rings.
A woman is only as young as the man she feels!
A woman is raped every 6 minutes and every 18 seconds a woman is beaten.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
A woman's life is a history of affections.
A woman's place is in the home - usually next to the telephone.
Aggressive woman: One who speaks her mind and doesn't act like a bimbo.
Ahhhh, I really like men.  Every woman should own one.
Anatomy is something everyone has, but looks better on a woman.
Beauty is the 1st gift nature gives to women and the 1st it takes away.
Behind every good BBS, is a good woman.
Behind every good woman, there is a great behind.
Behind every SATISFIED man, there's an EXHAUSTED woman!
Behind every successful man is a woman who wants a fur coat.
Behind every successful man is an exhausted woman.
Behind every successful woman - herself.
Beware the fury of a patient woman.
Cinderella Complex: Women who yearn to be taken care of.
Clothes aren't sexy, women are.
Computers are like women. Both are into commands!
Don't tell a woman she's pretty, tell her there's no one like her.
Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it!
Every women needs 3 men: 1 for sex, 1 for money, and 1 for fun.
Exceptional times require exceptional women.
FEMINISM: The radical notion that women are people.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
God made man first, but made Woman after he did some improvements.
Good... Evil... I'm the woman with the gun!
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
I bet your mother was the first woman to wear black after a birth.
I'm a W.E.N.C.H. <- Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness!
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!
In private, women are much more perverted than men.
It takes two to tango, but only the woman pays the price.
MAN (n): An abbreviation of woman.
Man has his will - but woman has her way.
Men are the reason why women hate one another.
Men give love to get sex. Women give sex to get love.
Men of quality respect women's equality.
Men play the game; women know the score.
MYTH: When a wedding ring is placed on a woman, her brain stops.
NAVIGATOR: Woman on a trip in the car, with a road map in her lap.
Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or rested.
Never try to outwit a woman, unless you are one.
No woman has ever shot a man while he's doing the dishes.
Not all women are fools - some are single.
Nothing confuses a man like a woman driver who does everything right.        
Nothing makes an ugly woman beautiful, except a BLIND date.
Nurses - Women so homely they have to go to the hospital.
On one issue, men and women agree: They both distrust women.
Opposition of abortion seems really to be about the control of women.
Real women don't deflate when you bite them!
Rush Limbaugh said, concern for women is a setback for America.
Sexy women are nature's way of saying - Keep it up!
Single women know more about men; if they didn't, they'd be married.
Some woman can talk their way outta anything, except a telephone booth.
The better a woman looks, the longer a man does.
The better a woman looks, the longer I look!
The hair is the richest ornament of a woman.
The sweetest of all sounds is the voice of a woman in love.
The trouble with women is their trouble with men.
The woman cries before the wedding; the man, afterwards.
There is nothing more erotic or sexy, than a women who knows she is.
Thieves demand your money or your life...women want both!
To women, men are like big dogs that talk.
Well, I guess you don't know women very well, do you?
When asked how many husbands I've had, I said, "Mine or other women's?"
Wild Women Don't Get The Blues!
Women are the nicest things that happened to the world.
Women do to come with instructions; just ask one.
Women don't make fools out of a men. We only direct the performance.
Women dress alike all over the world; they dress to annoy other women.
Women have two viewpoints...there's and all other women's.
Women may not hit harder, but we may hit lower.
Women who think they are equal to men lack ambition.
Women, n., pl.: wild, ovulating, man-eating nymphomaniacs.
Women: When they stick together, you can't pry 'em apart...
