"A joke...is a story with a humorous climax." - Spock
"Anger is a relative state, sir." - Spock
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?" - McCoy
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?" <Spock>
"Aren't you dead?" - Kirk to Spock, STII:TWOK
"As the Vulcans say, we are here to serve." -- O'Brien
"Captain, life is not a dream." - Spock
"Change is the essential process of all existence." - Spock
"Computers make excellent and efficient servants." -- Spock
"Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts." -- Spock
"Drop the guy with the devil ears." - NBC exec, June 1965
"Drop the guy with the devil ears." -- NBC, June, 1965.
"Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing" - Spock
"Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected." -- Spock
"Fascinating, Captain!" -- Spock
"Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting.
"Fascinating."  Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny.
"He's dead, Jim.  But he's a Vulcan; he'll snap out of it..."
"He's dead, Jim.  Get his ears." - Spock
"He's dead, Jim."  "Grab his wallet, Spock!"
"He's so... Human!" - Saavik  "Nobody's perfect." - Spock
"How can you be deaf with ears like that?!" - McCoy
"How can you be deaf with ears like those?" - McCoy
"Humans smile with so little provocation." -- Spock
"I don't see no pointed ears on you, boy..." -- McCoy
"I don't see no points on your ears, boy." - Adm. McCoy
"I think I will take this opportunity to remove my ears!" -- Picard
"I'll make it so simple even a Vulcan can understand." -- Quark
"I'm all ears, hooman!" - DaiMon Perot
"If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go to hell.'"-Spock
"Indeed, Captain Picard, you have found him." * Spock
"Insufficient facts always invite danger." - Spock
"Isn't it time for a colorful metaphor?" (Spock)
"It is not logical, but it is often true." - Spock
"It's a song.  You green-blooded Vulcan." - McCoy
"Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow." - Spock
"One damn minute, Admiral!" - Spock, ST4
"Shut up, Spock!  We're rescuing you!" - McCoy
"Spock, It's a song, you're not supposed to analyze it!" -- McCoy
"Superior ability breeds superior ambition." - Spock
"Thank you, 'Captain' McCoy." - Spock
"There are always alternatives." Spock, The Galileo Seven
"There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder." <Spock>
"They are not the hell your whales." - Spock
"Virtue is a relative term." -- Spock
"Virtue is a relative term." Spock, Friday's Child, stardate 3499.1.
"Vulcans are a species that can appreciate good ears." -- Quark
"Vulcans never bluff." -- Spock
"Vulcans worship peace above all." McCoy, Return to Tomorrow
"Was he joking? What am I saying, he's a Vulcan!" - McCoy
"What does it mean, 'exact change?'" - Spock
"What?  Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" -- McCoy
"Without followers, evil cannot spread." -- Spock
"YO!  Picard!  That jus' ain't logical!" * S'talone of Vulcan
"YO!  Picard!  That just ain't logical!" * S'talone of Vulcan
"You think the two of us can handle a drunk Vulcan?" McCoy
# of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000
#7>   Always keep your ears open.
'Spock fell into the DOOM PIT!'   "Jim, I'm a doctor, not a forklift!"
*  <-- Tribble   ^*^  <-- Vulcan Tribble
* Insufficient facts always invite danger - Spock.
A VERY small joke, ensign- Spock
Can you imagine Spock picking his nose?
Capt. Kirk gives lousy head, but by gosh, the price is right. - Spock.
Come on Spock pull my finger. - Kirk
Data/Spock '96 . the Logical Choice!
Data/Spock 'October-93  the Logical Choice!
Does Spock use pointed Q-Tips?
Don't play with my ears... unless you're serious. - Quark
Excited, Spock opens a box full of pointy ear tips.
Fascinating, Captain! - Spock.
From the home of the Vulcan Comedy Institute
Fuzzy Logic:  A Vulcan contemplating a tribble.
He's dead Jim, Spock took his tricorder, I got his wallet
How many ways are there to painfully die on this planet, Spock?
I am Spock of Borg.  Logic is Irrelevant!
I am Spock of Borg. Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical.
I am Spock of Borg: Fascinating.
I am Spock of Borg: Resistance would be illogical.
I am Spockutis of Borg: Resistance is illogical.
I see no reason to stand here and be insulted. - Spock
I will take this opportunity to remove my ears. -Picard
I would advise youse to shut up and start dialin'. - Spocko
I'm not a Vulcan, but I play one on TV . Leonard Nimoy
I'm too Sexy for my Ears, Too Sexy for my Ears! - Quark
If I were human, I believe my response would be..."Go to hell." -Spock
Ive been dead before. - Cpt. Spock
Live long and proper -- H'mmer, of Vulcan.
Live long and Prospect. Vulcan Miner salutation.
Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers!
Next on Geraldo:  Is Spock really an elf named Elrond??
Old Vulcan Proverb "Only Nixon could go to China"
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons. * Spock
Resistance is illogical - Spockutis of Borg.
Spock! My God, he has no hair! (McCoy found Kirk's Toupe!)
Spock! My God, he has no hair! (McCoy found Kirk's toupee).
Spock's brain, Elvis' body.  Think about it.
Spock's World!  Spock's World!  Amok Time!  Fascinating!
Spock, I though you were dead!"    "I rebooted, Captain."
Spock, I thought you died?   I REBOOTED JIM!
Spock, quick, I smell tribbles!
Spock, set Phasers on "emancipate!"  -Abe Lincoln (Denis Miller)
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock.SpockSpockTransmit now. * Kirk
Spock/Data '96.  The logical choice.
Star Trek VII:  Dr. Samuel Becket leaps into Spock.
There is an historic opportunity here.         Spock/STVI
Therefore, I choose not to cooperate. I HATE Vulcans!
Trek Algrebra 101:  (Picard / Kirk) * Spock = Data.
Tribble use #27 - keep your ears warm on those cold mornings.
Vogon:  Half Klingon and half Vulcan.
Vulcan Aerobics: Live long and perspire.
Vulcan Science Academy Dropout.
Vulcans do it with their fingers.
Vulcans stole his homework... then they ate Nog. - Jake
Vulcans stole my homework!   Nog
What are you out of your Vulcan mind?
What did Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's Log!
Which is better:  Vulcan Humor or Klingon Opera?
YO! Picard! That just ain't logical! - S'talone of Vulcan
You heard me Spock.. I said, SHUT YOUR VULCAN MOUTH ! ! !
You're probes have touched me, Mr. Spock.   Sargon
`*' <--Vulcan Tribble  =* <--Andorian Tribble  <<* <--Klingon Tribble
