"...but to Klingons, it's entertainment." - Quark
"Aha, rules of the game, go on..." - Quark
"Am I the only one who finds this funny?" - Quark
"Bother!  I didn't think you had the lobes!" -- Quark
"BROTHER!  I didn't think you had the lobes!" - Quark
"But to Klingons, it's entertainment." -- Quark
"Collaborators.  Not even the Ferengi would do that." -- Odo
"Commander, you throw one hell of a party!" Quark
"Did he say *homework*!?!" -- Grand Nagus Zek
"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack." - Quark
"Do I detect a note of panic in your voice?" - Quark
"Do you want a lapful of hot Odo?" - Quark
"Don't call me 'barkeep!'  I'm not a 'barkeep!'" - Quark
"Don't let it get around." - Quark
"From the smell of things, I'd say a Ferengi ship."-Riker
"I hate payday." - Quark
"I have morals.  I just keep misplacing them." - Quark
"I like a customer who knows what she wants!" -- Quark
"I wonder if they like to gamble." - Quark
"I'll make it so simple even a Vulcan can understand." -- Quark
"I'll wager 5 bars of latinum, on Sisko." - Quark
"I'm not a thief.." - Quark  "You are a thief!" - Odo
"I'm Quark, slayer of Klingons." - Quark
"I'm your host, the proprietor." - Quark
"I've seen the procedure hundreds of times." -- Quark
"If only  I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo
"Isn't that illegal?" -- Quark     "Oh, spare us..." -- Odo
"Never trust ale from a God Fearing people." - Quark
"Not diverting enough." - Quark
"Not in this time-space continuum you won't." - Quark
"Not only is it illegal, it's sacreligious!" -- Quark
"Now, about that hazard pay." - Quark
"Oh, I love a woman in uniform!" - Quark
"One for you, and *seven* for me.  One for you...." Quark
"Paranoia must run in your species, Odo." - Quark
"Perot for president..  Of the Ferengi!"
"Poor woman. She's obviously infatuated with me." - Quark
"Quark to Odo.  You still with us?" -- Quark
"Quark!  Quark, have you been stealing this lady's taglines?" Odo.
"Relax, Quark.  No one's accusing you of anything." -- Odo
"Save the excuses, Quark." -- Odo
"So many Ferengis, SO little time" --Kira, with chainsaw
"Sorry I mentioned it." - Quark
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you."- Odo to Quark
"There's nothing wrong with a good delusion." - Quark
"This is Quark you're talking to, remember?" - Quark
"Tula berries, Quark.  Tula berries." -- Nagus
"Vulcans are a species that can appreciate good ears." -- Quark
"We need a community leader and it's going to be you Quark"
"Well, another satisfied customer." - Odo to Quark
"Whatever she says, I didn't do it." - Quark
"Would you care to make a wager on that?" - Quark
"You are right, Rom is an idiot."  Quark to Odo
"You can't quit now!  You just won!" - Quark to Dax
"You do some...Cardassian neck trick, don't you?" -Quark
"You failed *miserably*!" -- Grand Nagus Zek
"You're disgusting!" - Odo   "It's a living." - Quark
"You're still disgusting." - Odo to Quark
#31>  Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
'Never trust ale from a God fearing people.' - Quark
*  <-- Tribble  @*@  <-- Ferengi Tribble
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Dan Quayle.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Deanna Troi.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Troi
A fat Ferengi has just entered the establishment. - Worf
A monk, a clone, a Ferengi, and @USER@ decide to go bowling...
And I thought I wasn't going to like him.  -Odo to Quark.
Don't play with my ears... unless you're serious. - Quark
Ever wonder who'd get the better deal, a Ferengi or a Puppeteer?
Ferengi do it economically.
Ferengi Rule: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit!
Ferengi: Insurance Salesmen of the Galaxy.
Ferengi: Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy
Ferengis fart in closed turbolifts!
Food! Dabo! Drink! Money! Hand.. mine.. GIVE!!!! -Quark
From the smell of things, I would say a Ferengi ship.  -- Riker
From the smell of things, I would say a Ferengi. - Riker
Get the new Ferengi workout video - "Lobes of Tritanium!"
Good customers are rarer than latinum! ... Treasure them! -- Quark
H. Ross Perot:  Folksy billionaire or Ferengi in disguise?
Hint:  Bill Clinton is a mutated Ferengi trader.
Humans just don't have the lobes for profitmaking. - Quark
I am Nagus Zek of Borg. Trimming my ear hair is futile.
I am Quark of Borg.  Gold Pressed Lattinum is Irrelevant
I am Quark of Borg. Your latinum will be assimilated.
I thought the Ferengi liked eating bugs." "Only certain bugs
I'm too Sexy for my Bar, Too Sexy for my Bar! - Quark
I'm too Sexy for my Ears, Too Sexy for my Ears! - Quark
Is it me, or does Perot look like a Ferengi?
Kinky Ferengi Xmas Gift:Bajoran earring with Vibrator
Kinky Ferengi Xmas Gift:Bajoran earring with Vibrator Attachment.
Kira, her towel open.  Quark, his jaw dislocated.
Madonna wears the latest in Ferengi female fashion.
Major, I just love a woman in uniform!  - Quark
May your 1040 be audited by a ferengi
Mom and Dad went to Quark's and all I got was this T-shirt!
ODOSCAN.EXE: keeps the Quarks off of your hard drive.
One FAT Ferengi has just entered...   - Worf
Oxymoron:  Ferengi Dentist.
Ross Perot for President of the Ferengis
Ross Perot for President... of the Ferengi!
The Ferengi made Daddy turn off the main computer. - Riker
There's nothing wrong with a good delusion. - Quark
This is a Ferengi Tagline.  You owe me 500 credits for reading it.
We can discuss compensation at a later date! - Quark
What do you get if you cross a chicken with Quark's nephew? Eggnog...
When Morn leaves, it's all over. - "The House of Quark"
Why can't the Ferengi teach their children how to speak?
You can't quit now... you just won! - Quark
You have a talent for umox!  -Quark
You talk like a Ferengi! - K'Ehleyr
