"...but to Klingons, it's entertainment." - Quark
"A few more questions, Mr. Computer." - Moriarty
"After all, that's what 'omniscient' *means*, isn't it?" -Q
"Aha, rules of the game, go on..." - Quark
"Although I must say I approve of your new tailor." - Q
"Am I the only one who finds this funny?" - Quark
"Aren't we the fiesty little go-getter!" - Q to Kira
"Au contraire, mon capitaine!  HE'S BAAAACK!!" - Q
"Beautiful story.  Kinda gets you right HERE!"  -- Q
"Bother!  I didn't think you had the lobes!" -- Quark
"BROTHER!  I didn't think you had the lobes!" - Quark
"But to Klingons, it's entertainment." -- Quark
"But, I *DO* know everything!" -Q
"But, I do know everything." -Q "That makes it even worse." -Vash
"But...I *DO* know everything!" - Q
"Commander, you throw one hell of a party!" Quark
"Conquest is easy.  Control is not." - Kirk
"Cut life support to all quarters with children" - Picard
"Dear Jean-Luc.  Hate you, hate the Federation, took Vash." -- Q
"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack." - Quark
"Do I detect a note of panic in your voice?" - Quark
"Do you want a lapful of hot Odo?" - Quark
"Don't call me 'barkeep!'  I'm not a 'barkeep!'" - Quark
"Don't let it get around." - Quark
"Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" * Odo
"Find this ATTRACTIVE young woman some quarters..." - Kira2
"Flowers for a mister John-Luck Pickard?" . Q
"Flowers for a Mr. John Luck Pickard?" - Q
"Flowers!  Is there a 'John Luck Pikkerd' here?"  --Q
"Games?  Did someone say games?" -- Q
"Go ahead, blame Q if it makes you feel any better." - Q
"Go away." - Vash to Q
"Go back, or thou wilt most certainly die!" - Q
"Grow some hair, Picard.  Your brain must be getting cold." -- Q
"Growl for me, Worf.  Show me you still care." - Q
"Guinan...  Is that your name now?" - Q
"He's dead, Jim.  You get the grill; I'll get the BBQ sauce."
"How can I prove to you I'm mortal?" - Q   "DIE!" - Worf
"However, we must be..."     "PALS!"     "...civil." * Picard, Q
"I *>HATE<* questionaires." - Worf
"I *FORGIVE* your blasphemy." - Q
"I add a little excitement...and all you do is complain."-Q
"I am Quayle of Borg.  Speling is irelevante."
"I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit." - Han Solo
"I don't think you got Riker's hair quite right."-Picard
"I feel pain.  What's the word?  Ow?" - Q   "Yes." - Data
"I had no idea you were such a cad.  I'm impressed." - Q
"I hate payday." - Quark
"I hate questionarres"-Worf
"I have morals.  I just keep misplacing them." - Quark
"I like a customer who knows what she wants!" -- Quark
"I ought to cast you out, or smite you, or something." -Q
"I prefer to be aquainted with the women I kiss." * Picard
"I take it back: you do have a sense of humor." - Q
"I tell you now, you will not be part of the quest." -- Kang
"I understand your concerns.  Request denied." - Data
"I wonder if they like to gamble." - Quark
"I'd hardly call the Gamma Quadrant uncivilized." -- Vash
"I'll make it so simple even a Vulcan can understand." -- Quark
"I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules." -- Q
"I'll wager 5 bars of latinum, on Sisko." - Quark
"I'm not a thief.." - Quark  "You are a thief!" - Odo
"I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid" - Q
"I'm nothing if not imaginative." -Q
"I'm Quark, slayer of Klingons." - Quark
"I'm sure your patients recover quickly, just to get away from you."
"I'm your host, the proprietor." - Quark
"I've seen the procedure hundreds of times." -- Quark
"If only  I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo
"If she were not dead, I would kill her." -- Nu'Daq
"In my heart of hearts I *am* a Klingon." - Q to Worf
"Isn't that illegal?" -- Quark     "Oh, spare us..." -- Odo
"It wasn't me who misplaced the Deltavid asteroid belt." -- Q
"It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent." -- Q
"Its Admiral Q."  "He's ?, Jim"
"Its Mr. Wordstar."  "He's QED, Jim."
"Jean-Luc, I just love your new hairstyle!" - Q
"Just change the gravitational constant of the Universe!" -- Q
"Klingon justice is a unique point of view." - Sarek
"Like torment Cardassians?" - O'Brien to Q
"My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead."  -- Data
"Never tell me the odds!" - Han  "Never quote me the odds!" - KJA
"Never trust ale from a God Fearing people." - Quark
"No wonder you ended up with Picard." - Q to Vash
"Not diverting enough." - Quark
"Not in this time-space continuum you won't." - Quark
"Not only is it illegal, it's sacreligious!" -- Quark
"Now, about that hazard pay." - Quark
"Oh, heavy is the burden of being me!" - Q
"Oh, how absolutely typical of your species!" -- Q
"Oh, I love a woman in uniform!" - Quark
"Oh, thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it." - Q
"Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?" - Q
"Oh, yes, aren't you one of the little people?" - Q
"Oh, you may not trust me, but you need me." -Q
"One for you, and *seven* for me.  One for you...." Quark
"Oui, mon Capitan." -- Q
"Paranoia must run in your species, Odo." - Quark
"Perhaps you'll share the joke with me?"  Q to Riker
"Picard!  You cheated!  I'm impressed!" - Q
"Picard, consorting with lower ranked females?" - Q
"Picard, get some hair, your brains have caught cold." * Q
"Poor woman. She's obviously infatuated with me." - Quark
"Q wants to do something *nice* for me." "I'll alert the crew."
"Q!  I knew you were on my side all along!" -- Q
"Quark to Odo.  You still with us?" -- Quark
"Quark!  Quark, have you been stealing this lady's taglines?" Odo.
"Relax, Quark.  No one's accusing you of anything." -- Odo
"Save the excuses, Quark." -- Odo
"Sir, several zebras are requesting transport." -- O'Brien
"Sorry I mentioned it." - Quark
"Such grudges.  Give us a kiss, Worf." - Q
"Take a hint, Q, no one wants you around." - Vash
"Temper, temper, mon capitan." - Q
"Ten chocolate sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood." - Q
"That self-righteous do-gooder!" - Q
"That's Captain Q to you!"--  Q
"The Borg is the ultimate user." - Q
"The God of lies?" - Vash   "They meant it affectionately." - Q
"The important thing is we are back together again.  A team."  Q
"The keyboard! How *quaint*" ST IV
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you."- Odo to Quark
"The secret of life is... a nectarine." -- Q
"The universe is NOT so badly designed!" - Picard to Q
"There's nothing wrong with a good delusion." - Quark
"They meant it affectionately." - Q
"This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them." - Q
"This is Quark you're talking to, remember?" - Quark
"Thy little centuries go by so swiftly." -- Q
"Tula berries, Quark.  Tula berries." -- Nagus
"Vulcans are a species that can appreciate good ears." -- Quark
"We need a community leader and it's going to be you Quark"
"We were trying to keep this quiet" - Sinclair   "Nice job" - Molari
"Welcome to the afterlife Jean-luc...you're DEAD and I'm god" - Q,
"Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc.  You're dead!" - Q
"Well, another satisfied customer." - Odo to Quark
"What did they call you, the God of Lies?" - Vash to Q
"What is there, an echo in here?" - Q
"What is this need of yours for costumes, Q?" - Picard
"What's the use of a good quote if you can't change it?" - Dr. Who
"Whatever she says, I didn't do it." - Quark
"Worf!  Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?" - Q
"Would you care to make a wager on that?" - Quark
"You *hit* me!  Picard never hit me!" --Q  "I'm not Picard."--Sisko
"You are no Starfleet Admiral, Q." - Picard
"You are right, Rom is an idiot."  Quark to Odo
"You can't outrun them.  You can't destroy them." - Q
"You can't quit now!  You just won!" - Quark to Dax
"You do some...Cardassian neck trick, don't you?" -Quark
"You hit me!  Picard never hit me..." * Q
"You must think I'm quite the madman." Soran
"You seem to find this all very amusing." - Q to Riker
"You weren't like that before the beard." - Q to Riker
"You're coming down with a terminal case of humanity" * Picard to Q
"You're disgusting!" - Odo   "It's a living." - Quark
"You're so stolid.  You weren't like that before the beard." -- Q
"You're still disgusting." - Odo to Quark
"You're still thinking like a human." -Q
"Your species is self-destructive." -- Q
#9>   Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
'Never trust ale from a God fearing people.' - Quark
(Remove *.*? (Y)es (N)o (Q)uit)
*   <- Tribble     *  <- Squared tribbles
*  <- Tribble.      ?*?  <- Tribble In A Quandary.
*  <-- Tribble  !  <-- Tribble squashed by combat boot.
*  <-- Tribble  !  <-- Tribble squashed by Doc Martens
*  <-- Tribble  **  <-- Squared tribble
*  <-- Tribble  .*e  <-- How Quayle spells "tribble"
*  <-- Tribble  /  <-- Tribble after squeezing through a door.
*  <-- Tribble  ?  <-- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
*  <-- Tribble  ?*?  <-- Tribble In A Quandary.
* * *  <-- Tribbles  ** ** **  <-- Squared tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles  * * * <- Squared tribbles
* <- Tribble   !  <- Tribble squashed by combat boot.
* <- Tribble   !  <- Tribble squashed by Doc Martens
* <- Tribble   ?  <- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* <- Tribble  **e <- How Quayle spells "tribble"
* <- Tribble. ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary.
* <-- tribble  **e  How Quayle spells "tribble"
* <-- Tribble. . <-- Tribble.SQZ.
*** It's Hip To Be Square *** --Borg song.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Dan Quayle.
A Q a day - keeps the Borg away.
All hail Lord Q, High Lord and Co-Moderator of the Tagline Continuum!
And I thought I wasn't going to like him.  -Odo to Quark.
Assimilate a pitiful species like you? I think not! --Q of Borg.
At least we are acquainted with the judge.  -Data
Au contraire, mon capitan!  HE'S BAAAACK!!  - Q.
AUTHORIZED TO USE ALL MEANS TO DESTROY THE ENTERPRISE -Starfleet HQ
Be vewy, vewy qwiet. I'm hunting Vedeks. Heh heh heh heh!
Be wewy wewy quiet...I'm hunting Womulins!!
Beat me, whip me, make me squish Tribble Taglines ____.
Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!!!!
Borg starter kit.  Some assimilation required.
Boy Named Q. Q reflects on his childhood.
BUFFERS=7 FILES=5, 2nd Down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
C-3PO: Might I inquire what's going on?   Han Solo: Why not?
Can the Borg assimilate Q?
CHILL OUT: Q-ticus, "Really Jean-Luc, we are continuuamally immortal"
Copa-Q-Bana. Q opens a nightclub on a star base.
Cut life support to all quarters with children.  - Picard
D.A.R.E.: Deranged And Reckless Entity, or Q for short!
Dances With Tribbles:  "Stomp  SQUEAK  Stomp  SQUEAK"
Data Compression:  What you get when you squish an android.
Dear Jean Luc - hate the UFP, hate you, taking Vash. - Q
Dear Jean-Luc - hate you, hate the UFP, taking Vash  -- Q
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continuum?
Does Spock use pointed Q-Tips?
Don't play with my ears... unless you're serious. - Quark
Don't worry man, the answer is 42. But the question ????
Eat any good books lately? Q
Eat Quadrotriticale:  3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong.
Eat Triticale:  3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong.
ESCHATON.SYS Found. Immanentize? (Yes/No/Quit/Fnord)?
Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?  - Odo
Ferengi Rule: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit!
Food! Dabo! Drink! Money! Hand.. mine.. GIVE!!!! -Quark
Galactic Conquest or bust. Borg.
Good customers are rarer than latinum! ... Treasure them! -- Quark
Good one, Worf! Ate any good books lately? - Q
Hailing frequencies closed. Captain @FN@.
He's Ned, Jim.  Put him over a log and make him squeal like a pig.
Huey Louis of Borg:  Its Hip To Be Square!
Humans just don't have the lobes for profitmaking. - Quark
I am .qwk of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant
I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg: Be assimilated and have a free squishie.
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities from France.
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities.
I am Boris Badenov of Borg. We will assimilate moose and squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg, vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
I am Boris of Borg. Hokey... now ve'l assimilate moose and sqvirrel!
I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevant.
I am Boris of Borg. We will assimilate moose and squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg. Will assimilate Moose and Squirrel!
I am Borland of Borg.  Prepare to be Quattroprolated.
I am Dan Quayle of Borg... potatoe is irrelevant.
I am Dan Quayle of Borge, spellinge is irrellevante.
I am Dvorak of Keyborg. Resistance is Qwerty.
I am Elmyra of Borg. We will hug you and squeeze you and love you...
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and love!
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and...
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace.
I am Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square!
I am LeQuetus of Borg. You, Wolverine, are irrelevant and futile.
I am Mailman of Borg! Prepare to be assim... Ooooooh, tequila!
I am Q of Borg. I'm bored...
I am Q of Borg. You REALLY don't stand a chance!
I am Q-Tip, a Borg.
I am Quark of Borg.  Gold Pressed Lattinum is Irrelevant
I am Quark of Borg. Your latinum will be assimilated.
I am Quayle of Borg.  Speling is irelevante.
I am Quayle of Borg: Prepire to be asimillayted.
I am Qwerty of Keyborg. Lett'er be assimilated.
I am SYSOP of Borg.Fill in questionnaire for assimilation.
I am T'kul of Borg: You're Queen egg will be assimilated.
I am Teacher of Borg: Questions are irrelevant.
I am Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquisition!
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Uhura of Borg: Assimalation frequencies open, sir.
I am Uhura of Borg: Assimilating frequencies open, sir.
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit!
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit. - Han Solo
I had no idea you were such a cad.  I'm impressed. . Q
I have PMS *and* a gun.  Any questions?
I have PMS and a Klingon Bird of Prey.  Any questions??
I Haven't a Q. Q joins Data in a Holmes mystery.
I'd rather be squishing tribbles - Klingon Anti-Earth League.
I'M not the one who misplace the entire Deltivid asteroid belt! -Q
I'm not the one who misplaced the Deltivid Asteroid Belt -Q to Q2
I'm too Sexy for my Bar, Too Sexy for my Bar! - Quark
I'm too Sexy for my Ears, Too Sexy for my Ears! - Quark
I've seen the procedure hundreds of times. - Qwark
If "Q" were castrated, would he become "O"?
If Q were to be castrated, would he become O?
If the Borg assimilate Q, will they become the BQRG?
If the BORG assimilated Q, would they be the BQRG?
If there was a wait for Q to show up, would there be a Q queue?
Is advice from the continuum a Q tip?
Is there a special technique to this foot washing?  - Riker
It would be rather interesting if Perot was a Q...
It's Hip To Be Square - Borg song.
It's the Borg! Quick, everyone try to look useless!
It's the Borg! Quick, look useless.
jabwI' qaghwIjDaq puvwI'  (Waiter, there's a fly in my qagh.)
Jean-Luc, I just love your new hairstyle! * Q
jIQub vaj jIwuQ (I think, therefore I have a headache)
John Laroquette, Klingon comedian.
Kanga-Q. Q sends an Away team to Australia.
Kira, her towel open.  Quark, his jaw dislocated.
KlinDOS De' vItu'be': yI(b)up yI(n)ejqa' yI(l)uj
KlinDOS: *.* vIteq'a'  (H)ISlaqH (gh)obe' (j)Ibup
Knock-Knock, Q's There? Q learns about ancient humam riddles.
Knock-Knock, Q's There? Q learns about ancient human riddles.
Major, I just love a woman in uniform!  - Quark
mangghomDaSmey tuQtaH SoSlI'  (Tr: Your mother wears army boots.)
Mary Poppins first of the Q to visit earth ...
Mom and Dad went to Quark's and all I got was this T-shirt!
Morning, darling. . Q
Mountain Q. Q discovers caffeine.
My pride has had terrible consequences for the galaxy. - Obi-Wan
No technique works if it isn't used. <Larry Niven>
No, Q, I meant a BUD light!
Nobody expects the Klingon Inquisition!
o>-<  QaH! jIpumpu' 'ej jIHu'laHbe'!
Odo is made of a liquid metal polyalloy.
Odo just needs a good hug. (SQUIIIIISH!) Oops...
Odo-Qwk 1.0  It shapes itself to work with your software!
Odo-Qwk 2.0 - Changes to work better with your software.
OdoQWK 1.0: It shapes itself to work with your software.
ODOSCAN.EXE: keeps the Quarks off of your hard drive.
Oh, very clever Worf.  Eat any good books lately?  - Q
Oh, very good Worf.  Eat any good books lately?  Q
Okay, okay, enough with the quotein' already!!!
Once in a Q Moon. Q becomes a galactic werewolf.
One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for. - C-3PO
Permission to put my Klingon foot up Q's ___?
Picard requesting a tractor beam:  Make it tow.
Q "Ah!,Ah!,Ah!,Ah!...q ahhhh ummm
Q - How can I prove I'm mortal?    Worf - DIE!
Q est? Q suffers amnesia.
Q has left the building...
Q is NOT an unemployed leprechaun with an attitude!!
Q QQqq QqQ QQqQqqq QQ - Continuum family portrait.
Q Vadis. Q in ancient Rome.
Q wants to do something NICE for me." "I'll alert the crew."
Q!  I knew you were on my side all along!  - Q in error.
Q's Afraid of Virginia Wolf. Q fears someone more than Guinan.
Q's Baby?. Q hosts a game show.
Q's Harp. Q studies galactic music.
Q-koo Clock. Q sends an Away team to Bavaria.
Q-Tip: Advice from the Continuum.
Q-Tip: When a omnipotent alien gives you advice.
Q-Tip: When a really powerful alien gives you advice.
Q:What do I have to do to convince you people?  Worf:Die.
Qagh is best when served live.
qatlh tlob qatlh?  (Translation:  Why ask why?)
Qgoslavia. Q breaks away from the Continuum.
Qpie. Q becomes a living doll.
Quadrotriticale....3.56
Quantum Trek: Time travel with a twist!
Quatrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!
Quick!  Call a witch-doctor:  my witch is sick!
Quick!  Let's fix the Hubble so we can find the martian probe.
Quick, it's the Picard Manoeuvre! Get his shirt before he tucks it in!
Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Benji.   Q
Scotty, beam m... no, NO!  Put the ruby quartz back on!
Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Womulins!
Six pints of bitter.  And quickly please, the world's about to end
So, this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc.   Q
Spock, quick, I smell tribbles!
StarFleet Admiral Q, at your service!
The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless
The Borg Empire:  An Equal Opportunity Assimilator.
The Borg is the ultimate user. Q.
The Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, Watergate...   -Q
The Death Star plans are *not* in the main QWK packets...
the god of lies? - Vash   They meant it affectionately. - Q
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
The keyboard .how quaint. - Scotty STIV-TVH
The Q and the Proud. Q forms a galactic military organization.
The quest for youth, Number One, is so futile.  -Picard
The Quest is the Quest. --The Doctor, "Underworld"
The series isn't cancelled; it's another one of Q's stupid pranks!
There's nothing wrong with a good delusion. - Quark
This is a Tribble -> * This is a Tribble on drugs -> + Any questions?
This is Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assmiliated and have a free squishie.
To fight Vader in MKII, insert 50 quarters and reset the machine...
Tribble use #94 - Tribble Daquari.
Very good Worf.  Eat any good books lately? - Q
Waiter, there's a fly in my qagh.
waqwIjvo' yIHvetlh yIteq!!!  (Get that tribble off my shoe!!!)
Watch out for the Alerted Snakes of Consequence.<Mindplayers>
We can discuss compensation at a later date! - Quark
We look for things to make you mad.  -- Pakled Q
Welcome to the after life, Jean-Luc.  You're DEAD!  -Q
Weren't you one of the little people?   Q
What do you get if you cross a chicken with Quark's nephew? Eggnog...
What you get when you squish an android: Data compression
What's Q? -Kira
When Morn leaves, it's all over. - "The House of Quark"
Where does Q live...?  Wherever he damn well wants!
Worf! Still struggling up that evolutionary ladder?  - Q
Worf, Eat any good books lately? - Q
yIHmey vImuSqu'  (Translation:  I hate tribbles!)
yIHmey vImuSqu' (I hate tribbles!)
You can't quit now... you just won! - Quark
You have a talent for umox!  -Quark
You seem unimpaled so far....   Q
You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you....   Q
[Q]: Picard, consorting with lower rank females?
