"'Not good' is a galactic understatement." * Picard
"...the ship is of MGM importance...er..." * Picard
"A lot has changed in the last 300 years." * Picard
"A simple yes would have sufficed." - Picard
"At least we know there's someone out there." * Picard
"Beautiful day, isn't it?" Kirk  "Yes. Yes, it is." Picard
"Captain of the Enterprise, huh?" Kirk  "That's right." Picard
"Close to retirement?" Kirk  "I hadn't planned on it." Picard
"Cluck, cluck, cluck number one."   "Cluck this Picard!"
"Commander, have you any idea where that's been?" * Picard
"Cool climate, Number One - cool climate." * Picard
"Cut life support to all quarters with children" - Picard
"Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc." - Deanna
"Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard." - Picard
"Data, you're walking so, so android like!" * Picard
"Dear Jean-Luc.  Hate you, hate the Federation, took Vash." -- Q
"Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared...
"GET OFF MY SHIP!" * Picard
"Grow some hair, Picard.  Your brain must be getting cold." -- Q
"He's alone." Picard
"He's my number one Dad." Picard
"However, we must be..."     "PALS!"     "...civil." * Picard, Q
"I am not Picard." * Sisko
"I believe we have time to take a closer look, Number One!" * Picard
"I don't think you got Riker's hair quite right."-Picard
"I failed organic-chemistry because of AF" * Picard
"I get the feeling; your friend doesn't like me." * Picard
"I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old." * Picard
"I like the idea in theory, but what of the mess?" * Picard
"I look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli" * Picard
"I need to see him NOW!  NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW..." * Picard
"I prefer to be aquainted with the women I kiss." * Picard
"I said 'sedate', not 'seduce', Counselor." * Picard
"I survived torture.  I'm ready to date Lwaxana." -Picard
"I think I will take this opportunity to remove my ears!" -- Picard
"I'm just trying to be as dull as possible." Picard
"I'm not a supreme being." * Picard
"I'm not much of an actor." - Picard
"I'm tired of prancing around like a marionette." * Picard
"Indeed, Captain Picard, you have found him." * Spock
"It's a Singer, Captain Picard."     "Then make it sew."
"It's not a person, damnit!  It's a Borg!" - Picard
"Its Captain Picard."  "He's Bald Jim."
"Jean-Luc, I just love your new hairstyle!" - Q
"Jean-Luc....read me....underwear....mcnuggets"  -Vash
"Just the wind, the sea and the stars to guide you." Picard
"Let's sample the local couisine, shall we?" - Picard
"Let's see what's out there...." - Picard
"Living is making choices." * Picard
"Make it sew." * Picard to his tailor.
"Make it so." - Picard
"Mister Worf, show these children the airlock." - Picard
"Mr. Worf, Fire at Will *PHZZZT* Picard to Dr. Crusher..."
"Mr. Worf, Fire until you see the whites of their eyes!" * Picard
"No wonder you ended up with Picard." - Q to Vash
"Now would be a good time, Mr. O'Brien." * Picard
"Number One, buy me a Pontiac!" - Picard
"Picard to Farragut: two to beam up."
"Picard!  You cheated!  I'm impressed!" - Q
"Picard, consorting with lower ranked females?" - Q
"Picard, get some hair, your brains have caught cold." * Q
"Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines." * Picard
"Shut off that damn noise!" - Picard
"Shut up, Data!" * Jean-Luc Picard
"Sir, I seem to be stuck"- Data  "Well, get unstuck"- Picard
"Sit down over there, Wesley." * Picard
"Sometimes, Lyz, you just have to bow to the absurd." * Picard
"Sometimes, Number One, you just have to bow to the absurd." * Picard
"Stop smirking Number One." - Picard
"Swab the poop deck, raise the mizzenmast!" - Picard
"Thank you Number One....He's my Number One Dad!" - JL Picard
"Thank you, Mr. Data." * Jean-Luc Picard
"That was 'retract' plank, not 'remove.'" Picard
"That's enough, Data." * Picard
"The bridge such as it is, is yours." * Picard
"The security of the Enterprise is of Paramount importance." * Picard
"The thought had crossed my mind." Picard
"The universe is NOT so badly designed!" - Picard to Q
"There are FOUR lights!" * Picard, "Chain of Command II"
"There..are..FOUR...Lights!!" - Picard
"We surrender." * Jean-Luc Picard
"We were once as you are now." * Picard
"Welcome to the afterlife Jean-luc...you're DEAD and I'm god" - Q,
"What is this need of yours for costumes, Q?" - Picard
"YO!  Picard!  That just ain't logical!" * S'talone of Vulcan
"You *hit* me!  Picard never hit me!" --Q  "I'm not Picard."--Sisko
"You are no Starfleet Admiral, Q." - Picard
"You could say that." Picard  "Sounds like fun." Kirk
"You're coming down with a terminal case of humanity" * Picard to Q
(with a smile) "Take the neccessary sleep inducements..." * Picard
* "I'm too sexy for the Borg..."*   - J. L. Picard
* <- Tribble   o  <- Jean Luc Tribble
<beep>"Picard to Enterprise"  +++ATH NO CARRIER
After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase.
Aw hell!  Just once I'd like to see Picard kill the alien!
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
Cavorting about like that isn't proper behavior. - Picard
CHILL OUT: Q-ticus, "Really Jean-Luc, we are continuuamally immortal"
Cut life support to all quarters with children.  - Picard
Data to Picard:  "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..."
Deanna tries to read Picard's mind and sees Pontiac.
Do you mind?  I'm eating cereal!  - Picard
Don't bet on it, Picard
Fact: Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, Wesley top D/L 'er.
Giddyup, Beverly! - Picard
Hoist by his own Picard. NO!  Petard!
Honor has nothing to do with it.  Bend over. . Picard
I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard.
I am Picard of Borg.  HAIR Is Irrelevant!
I am Picard of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated...make it so...
I am Tweety of Borg: I taht I taw a Picardycat.
I have a saddle too, Jean-Luc.... . Beverly
I spell knife with an "n". * Picard
I will take this opportunity to remove my ears. -Picard
I'm too Sexy for my Hair, Too sexy for my Hair! - Picard
I'm too sexy for the Borg, too sexy for the Borg... --Jean-Luc Picard.
If Picard were Spanish, Riker would be Numero Uno.
It's not a person, damn it! It's a Borg! --Picard.
Je suis Jean-Luc Picard.  Avez-vous des Poupon Gris?
Jean-Luc and the T-Rex:  Jurassic Picard!
Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean:  Separated at birth?
Jean-Luc, I just love your new hairstyle! * Q
Jean-Luc, I love it when you're boring.  Beverly
Kirk to Picard:  "Did we do it? Did we make a difference?"
Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter . Picard
Mumbling to himself, Picard figures out the cheese grater
Number One, buy me a Pontiac!  - Picard
Oh THERE you are, Jean-Luc!  -Lwaxana
Oh, Jean-Luke, I want you so bad. MAKE IT SO!
Pakled/Picard/Borg:  We Look for Shakespeare to Assimilate.
Picard Burger:    (No sesame seeds on the bun.)
Picard for President.   Make it so!
Picard In A Bad Mood:  "Tea.  Earl Grey.  Ice Cold, Dammit!"
Picard on the holodeck:  Make it snow.
Picard picking an away team:  Make it Ro.
Picard requesting a tractor beam:  Make it tow.
Picard to his Singer repairman:  Make it sew.
Picard to LaForge:  Make it go.
Picard to Lwaxana: "Not THAT kind of 'Engage'!"
Picard was right!  There *are* 4 ligh$%#$^@$#%  NO CARRIER
Picard's got a Bambleweenie 57 Sub Meson Brain & an Atom. Vect. Plotr.
Picard's in his ready room. The door signals. Picard, "Go Away!"
Picard/Riker in '96!  Leadership for The Next Generation!
Picard/Riker in '96.  The choice of the Next Generation!
Picard/Riker in '96:  The team for the future!
Picard:  "To baldly go where no one has gone before..."
Picard: Elvis? Who's that?
Picard: Warp 9, any heading, Mr. Crusher...
Quick, it's the Picard Manoeuvre! Get his shirt before he tucks it in!
Security, get that floozy off my bridge.  - Picard
Shut Up Wezzley!!! - Picard
Sleep, Data   Picard/Locutus
So, this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc.   Q
The quest for youth, Number One, is so futile.  -Picard
The safety of the Enterprise is of Parmount importance.  - Picard
This photocopier is still not functioning - Picard.
To Baldly go where....where did my hair go?   Picard
Trek Algrebra 101:  (Picard / Kirk) * Spock = Data.
We can't go back, and we can't stay here.  -- Picard
What's Lt. Yar's condition? -- Picard She's dead. -- Crusher
Worf: "Captain, we're being hailed."  Picard: "ON SCREEN Mr Worf.
Worf: "Shields failing!" Picard: "Give 'em more homework"
Worship me!  I am the Picard!
Yo!  Picard raps...
