"(It's the Klingon way) ...but it is not MY way." * Worf
"...And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf
"...but to Klingons, it's entertainment." - Quark
"A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone."-Worf
"A phaser is the universal communicator." - Worf
"And it is WORF, madam, not 'WOOF!" - Worf to Lwaxana
"But to Klingons, it's entertainment." -- Quark
"Call me Darango, Worf." "Ah, Counciler Dagrango"
"Captain, I didn't know Human women were so fragile." -- Worf
"Captain, I need to kill someone." - Worf
"Captain, please.  Not in front of the Klingons."
"Captain, the Borg is still unconscious." Worf
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?" - Worf
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?" - Worf
"Comfortable chair!" -- Worf
"Cowards take hostages, Klingons do NOT." * Worf
"Damage control is easy.  Reading Klingon-that's *hard*!"
"Damage control is easy.  Reading Klingon-that's *hard*!" * Scotty
"Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon -- that's hard."
"Damage control; that's easy. Reading Klingon; that's hard!"
"Did the table do something to offend you, Worf?" - Troi
"Die with others." * Klingon
"Do you know any Klingon opera?"  - Worf
"Does wrestling a Klingon targ ring a bell?"   "Did I win?"
"Extra pickles.  A warrior's condiment!"  --Worf
"Finally!" - Worf
"Fine, fine... Have your Klingon servant get some chairs!"
"Fire, Mr. Worf!"  <Worf picks up extinguisher>
"Four more.  None survived." Worf
"Go to her door and beg like a human." -- Worf
"Gowron has been re-writing Klingon history." -- Worf
"Growl for me, Worf.  Show me you still care." - Q
"Grrr!  It is 'WORF,' @FN@, *NOT* 'WOOF'..."
"He's dead, Jim.  Tell the Klingons that dinner is ready."
"Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?"
"How can I prove to you I'm mortal?" - Q   "DIE!" - Worf
"I *>HATE<* questionaires." - Worf
"I am a warrior, not a interior decorator!" -- Worf
"I am not ... easy to get along with." - Worf
"I can't, Doctor.  I might hurt you." -- Worf
"I DO NOT...I do not yell." - Worf
"I don't understand their humor, either."  - Lt JG Worf
"I hate questionarres"-Worf
"I like my species the way it is." - Worf to Locutus
"I like my _species_ the way it is!" -- Worf
"I protest, Captain! I am not a merry man!" - Worf
"I'll follow the commander." Worf
"I'm Quark, slayer of Klingons." - Quark
"If winning is not important, why keep score?" - Worf
"In my heart of hearts I *am* a Klingon." - Q to Worf
"It was more like fighting Klingons...no offense."-Riker
"It's our wayit's the Klingon way!" * Kurn
"Kill it now." Worf
"Klingon justice is a unique point of view." - Sarek
"Klingon men read love poetry...and duck a lot." - Worf
"Klingon son!  You killed my bastard!  Oops..."     "CUT!"
"Klingons appreciate strong women!" - Worf
"Klingons choose their friends very carefully" - Guinan
"Klingons have an odd sense of style, don't you agree?"
"Less talk.  More synthehol." -- Worf
"Lower the force field." Worf
"Mister Worf, show these children the airlock." - Picard
"Mr. Worf fire at Will".. "Which one sir?"
"Mr. Worf, Fire at Will *PHZZZT* Picard to Dr. Crusher..."
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @T@"....... Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Geordi" Zzzzzap!
"Mr. Worf, Fire until you see the whites of their eyes!" * Picard
"Mr. Worf, fire!"  <Worf picks up extinguisher>
"Mr. Worf, prepare to fire photon torpedos....Oh, it's YOU, Bob!"
"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain.  300dpi?"
"Mr.. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mr.Worf fire at Will".. "Which one sir?"
"NO!!!  For battle come to *ME*!!!" - Worf
"Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?" - Q
"Push, Keiko.  Push.  Push, Keiko.  Push.  *PUSH*!" -- Worf
"Reading Klingon... that's hard." -- Scotty
"Revenge is a dish best served cold." * Khan (Klingon Proverb)
"Sam, Ziggy says you're a Klin -" <*WHAP*> "- Klingon."
"So you compromise; you listen to Klingon opera." -- Odo
"Still no help for the Klingon."
"Such grudges.  Give us a kiss, Worf." - Q
"Surrender?  I don't think so!" -- Homey the Klingon
"Swimming is too much like... bathing." -- Worf
"Take my Worf, please!" - Data (The Outrageous Okana)
"Take my Worf--please." -Data
"The Borg have neither honor nor courage." - Worf
"The children of all Klingons will know of this day!" -- Kor
"There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for jolly." -- Troi
"This is more...Klingon stuff, isn't it?" - Alexander
"This is Worf, our security officer. Would you like to beat him up?"
"Tribbles who love Klingons", on the next Oprah!"
"We have unwelcome visitors, sir." - Worf
"Well, that narrows it to Klingon, Breen or Romulan." Riker
"Worf HATES writers! WRITE OR DIE!!"
"Worf!  Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?" - Q
"Worf. The big guy that never smiles." - Beverly
"You may impress me." - Worf
"You may impress...me." - Lt. Worf
'Saddle up, father!' --Alexander, to Worf
(Troi standing behind Worf) "Captain, I feel ... Worf!"
*  <- Tribble.        _  <- Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
*  <-- Tribble   ! <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon
*  <-- Tribble  &@^#*@*&$!  <-- Klingon sees a Tribble
*  <-- Tribble  [+*+]  <-- Tribble on a Klingon Firing Range
*  <-- Tribble  _  <-- Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
*  <-- Tribble  {{*  <-- Klingon tribble
*  <-- Tribble  {{:-(*)  <-- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <- Tribble  &^#*/&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble
* <- Tribble  ** <- Tribble  {{* <- Klingon tribble
* <- Tribble  {{:-(*) <- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <- Tribble. ! <- Tribble After Encountering a Klingon.
* <- Tribble. _ <- Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
* <-- Tribble     ! <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon.
*-*-*-*-*--- <-Klingon delicacy, tribble-kabob
<<<:-{ Worf (never smiles anyways, so he's a bad smiley)
A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion.
A denebian slime devil is a tribble built to Klingon specs.
A fat Ferengi has just entered the establishment. - Worf
A Klingon's mother wears combat boots.
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phaser Blast>.
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg were <Phaser Blast>.
A phaser is the universal communicator. * Worf
A phaser is the universal communicator.  Worf
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
After a few years in space, even Worf starts to look good
Alexander, beating on Worf's head:  "Not the mamma!"
All babies speak Klingon.
All babies speak Klingonaase.
All babies speak Klingonese
An episode without Worf lacks something.   R.
And look....no split ends! . Worf
And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!
And this is Lt. Worf.  Would you like to beat the hell out of him?
Are Worfs cheaper by the half dozen if you buy them by the bulk?
Are you a Klingon or is that a turtle on your head?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a crab on your head?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
Be braver - join the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team.
Be suicidal - join the Klingon Rollerball Team.
Blonde Klingons:  Because it was a good day to dye!
Blonde Klingons: it's a good day to dye!
Bumper Sticker: "CAUTION...We've a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
But Captain I protest I am NOT a merry man! -- Worf
Can you yell "yIHmey!" in a crowded Klingon restaurant?
Captain I protest I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Lemmings.
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris!
Captain, I protest.  I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
Captain, please.  Not in front of the Klingons.
CAUTION... we have a trigger-happy Klingon at Tactical.
Christmas Shopping for Worf? Buy him a Tribble!
Computer, end program. Computer.. NOW! - Worf
Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley?   Worf: No, I haven't! <BURRP!>
Deep Space Nine:  Looks like a Klingon steering wheel.
Definition of Terror:  A female Klingon with PMS.
Deghmey? Deghmey DIghajnISbe' maH jay'! - Klingon Probverb
Denebian slime devil - a tribble built to Klingon specs
Do you know any Klingon Opera?
Don't bother me, Worf is about to kill something!
Easy as 1, 2, 3!  Just add water and...voila!  Instant Chia Klingon!!
Excitement is a Klingon with a tribble in his pants.
Extra pickles. A warriors condiment. Worf.
Famous Last Words #27:  "Hey there, turtle headed Klingon dude!"
Fire at will... NO WORF! Not Commander Riker!
Fire, Mr. Worf! <Worf picks up extinguisher>
Food for Thought:  Would Steven Segal make a good Klingon.
For what you consider love, I would need a Klingon man.
For what you consider love, I would need a Klingon woman.
Good one, Worf! Ate any good books lately? - Q
GRADUATE:  Klingon Warrior Academy.
GRADUTE: Klingon Warrior Academy.
Grrr! It is 'WORF,' @FN@, *NOT* 'WOOF'...
Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)?
Have you hugged a Klingon today (and survived)?
Have you hugged a Klingon today?
He who laughs at a Klingon, never laughs again.
He's dead, Jim.  Tell the Klingons that dinner is served.
He's DEAD, Jim. Tell the Klingons "Dinner Is Served".
He's DEAD, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is served
Hey, Data!  Is that myth about Klingons really true?
Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a Modem... wanna see?
Homey the Klingon:  "Surrender?  I Don't Think So!"
How to demoralize a Klingon:  Tell him he's cute.
How to irritate a Klingon -- put a Tribble in his shorts
I *like* unmitigated gall. . Worf
I am a Klingon, sir.  I do NOT whistle while I work.
I am NOT a merry man. -- Worf
I AM RELAXED!!  - Worf
I am Worf of Borg.  No need to assimilate, I'll just crush you.
I beamed them aboard the Klingon vessel, no tribble at all!
I can assure you that size will not be a problem.  -Worf
I DO NOT I do not yell.  -- Worf
I DO NOT YELL!!! - Worf
I don't care if you don't like my ponytail! . Worf
I have PMS and a Klingon Bird of Prey.  Any questions??
I said Crusher, NOT Crush her! .Worf to his brother Kurn.
I tried to tribble, but only got Worfed...
I wish I was a Klingon.  I want a lumpy head.
I'd rather be squishing tribbles - Klingon Anti-Earth League.
I'm half Klingon and half Tribble I'm a kibble!
I'm too Sexy for my Head, Too Sexy for my Head! - Worf
I'm too sexy for my head. . Worf
It was a mixed marriage; I'm Jewish, he's a Klingon...
It's good to be the Klingon.
It's Worf, Madame, not Woof. * Worf
John Laroquette, Klingon comedian.
Join the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team.
Just out!  The "I wanna be a Klingon" head vice!
Klingon Adaptaion of Earth Sport:  Full-contact golf.
Klingon adaptation of Earth sport:  Full-contact golf.
Klingon Apology:  A good right hook.
Klingon blood is 90% adrenalin, 6% caffine, and 4% sugar
Klingon blood is 90% Adrenaline, 6% Bile and 4% Caffeine.
Klingon Burger:     (The top bun is all moldy.)
Klingon Date Central.  Life Insurance at Premium Rates.
Klingon philosophy - Do unto others (period!)
Klingon Porno flick - A *GOOD* kung-fu movie.
Klingon Prompt:  Strike any user when ready.
Klingon Rx - Take two Tribbles and call me in the morning
Klingon sons! You killed my bastard! No, wait...
Klingon standup comic: "LAUGH!  NOW!!!"
Klingon tagline sited, Sir.
Klingon Tagline:  Strike any user when ready.
Klingon Talkshows include "O'Prah" and "D'nahue"
Klingon Thanksgiving Grace:  "Let us prey..."
Klingon vessel uncloaking....or is it Odo?
Klingons and Binars and Borg, oh my!
Klingons and Romulans and Borg, OH MY!
Klingons appreciate strong women! -Worf
Klingons do *not* read taglines!
Klingons do it disruptively.
Klingons do it with a vengence.
Klingons do NOT allow themselves to beprobed.
Klingons do not play with toys; they *eat* them.
Klingons do NOT read taglines!
Klingons evolved from seals.  Want proof?  "Worf!  Worf!"
Klingons have Ridges.
Klingons On Broadway:  "Fiddler On The Worf"
Klingons should not own glass furniture.
Klingons, and Binars, and Borg, oh my!
Klingons, Romulans, and Borg, Oh My!
Klingons... The Bikers of the Universe...
KPLA Klingon Radio : All glory, all the time!
KPLA, the radio station for Klingons:  All Glory, All Day.
KPLA, the radio station for Klingons:  All Klingon Opera, all the time
KPLA:  Klingon Radio:  All Glory, All The Time.
KPLA:  Klingon Radio:  All Klingon Opera, All The Time.
KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time.
Laser printer on stun, Mr. Worf.
Less talk more Synthehol. (Said by Lt. Worf)
Less talk, more synthahol<Uuurp!>  - Worf
Lt. Worf, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig!
May you never gag on your GAHK! * Klingon Saying
Mister Worf, show these children the airlock. . Picard
Mr WorfFire at Will.. >BZZZT< Hey, where'd Riker go????
Mr. Worf!  Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?
Mr. Worf, <dramatic pause> fire!
Mr. Worf, Fire at Will.  <BZZT>  Hey, where did Riker go?
Mr. Worf, fire at will.  >ZAP!<  Hey, where'd Riker go?
Mr. Worf, fire at will. *BZZZT* Hey, where'd Riker
Mr. Worf, fire at will. *BZZZT* Hey, where'd Riker go?
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@, Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the message reader!   ...Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, fire! <Worf runs in with extinguisher at the ready>
Mr. Worf, fire! No, no, no, put down that extinguisher. *sigh*
Mr. Worf, FIRE. to be continued.
Mr. Worf, place Ensign @LN@ in the torpedo tube.
Mr. Worf, prepare to fire photon torpedoes... oh, it's YOU, Bob!
Mr. Worf, put Ensign @ln@ in the photon tube and FIRE!
Mr. Worf, set phasers to "emasculate.
My, aren't -you- the klingon calling the cardassian "bumpy"?
My, aren't YOU the Klingon calling the Cardassian ridged
Never approach a Klingon when he's grumbling...
New hotel - The Tribbled Inn...for some reason the Klingons never stay
New Klingon Horror Flick:  Edward Batlh'ethHands.
Nice legs......for a human.   -Worf
No warp!!! Worf, Data, get outside and push... I'll steer.
No Warp? Worf, Data .. get out and push .. I'll steer!
Nobody expects the Klingon Inquisition!
Oh, very clever Worf.  Eat any good books lately?  - Q
Oh, very good Worf.  Eat any good books lately?
Oh, very good Worf.  Eat any good books lately?  Q
One FAT Ferengi has just entered...   - Worf
One Klingon Flea to another...Meet you on the next ridge.
Only a Klingon would screw on an eye patch.
Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf
Pain:  Klingon mating rituals.
Pain:  Telling a Klingon his mother wears combat boots.
Perhaps a more Klingon approach is in order.
Permission to put my Klingon foot up Q's ___?
Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf
Phasers dont kill people, Klingons kill people.
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons. * Spock
Please, not in front of the Klingons
Property of the Klingon Rollerball Team.
Push Keiko.  Push.  Push Keiko.  Push.  PUSH!   Worf
Q - How can I prove I'm mortal?    Worf - DIE!
Q:What do I have to do to convince you people?  Worf:Die.
Radio KPLA:  All Klingon opera, all the time.
Screw the Prime directive Mr. Worf, Upload WINDOWS 3.1 to the Borg!
See original style Klingons and Romulans at TOSassic Park!
Sir, I MUST protest; I am *NOT* a merry man!  - Worf
Soooo... We are in Law Enforcment. -Worf-
STEEL BELTED TROJANS - For the ACTIVE Klingon Male * DS9 Ad
Steel Belted Trojans!  For the *active* Klingon male!
Stop the lift!  Worf's carsick again!
Suicidal Person:  "Hey there, bumpy-headed Klingon dude!"
Suicide words:  Hey there, turtle headed Klingon dude!
Swimming is too much...  bathing.   -Worf
Take my Worf ..please!
Terminator 3:  Klingon female with PMS.
Terror:  A female Klingon with PMS.
Thank you. Alexander will not repeat this mistake.- Worf.
The Borg have neither honor or courage. Worf.
The Borg ship is undamaged. Worf.
The ENTERPRISE         is outnumbered     by Three (3) Klingon ships!
Then go to her door and beg like a human.  -- Worf
There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for jolly - Troi
There's Klingons on the starboard bow.  Scrape them off, Jim!
They read love poetry and duck a lot.  -- Worf
This is an airlock, Allow me to demonstrate   Worf
This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. - Worf
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a?  (Translation:  Do you speak Klingon?)
Tonight we're having Chocolate Tribble Surprise.  Worf, you first...
Tribble use #26 - keeps the Klingons away
Tribbles who love Klingons, on the next Oprah!
True terror:  A female Klingon with PMS.
Very good Worf.  Eat any good books lately? - Q
Very unfortunate. We will be dead.   Worf
Vogon:  Half Klingon and half Vulcan.
Warning:  Klingon sex rituals are hazardous to your health.
What does Troi have to say about Klingon sex?
What does Worf need with a Starship..er..woman
When Klingons pick their noses, they do it with honor!
When Klingons pluck their eyebrows, they do it with HONOR
WherE Did KLingonS leArn to CapitaLize?
Which is better:  Vulcan Humor or Klingon Opera?
Why are there bumps on Klingon foreheads?  Low hatchways
Why was Worf stuck to the ceiling? Static Klingon!
With all due respect....BEGONE!  Sir.   Worf
Wonder what a Klingon looks like naked?
Worf becomes anrgy at the thought of brushing his teeth.
Worf Burger:     (You'll get it our way and LIKE it!)
Worf for Windows   TNG Word Processor
Worf just needs a big hug.
Worf just needs a good hug.
Worf! Still struggling up that evolutionary ladder?  - Q
Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?
Worf!"
Worf's been smoking the dilithium crystals again.
Worf, Eat any good books lately?
Worf, Eat any good books lately? - Q
Worf, fire!  <Worf runs in with fire extinguisher>
Worf, I *told* you to bring 'em!!! -Riker
Worf, it's it's enormous.  -- Gava, "Strike Zone"
Worf, you look like the inertial dampeners failed.
Worf: "Captain, we're being hailed."  Picard: "ON SCREEN Mr.
Worf: "Shields failing!" Picard: "Give 'em more homework"
Worf: I must protest,  I am NOT a Merry Man...
Would you like to beat up Worf? All SIX of them?
You Klingon son!  You killed my bastard!  No, wait a minute...
You're listening to KPLA, Klingon radio: All glory, all the time!
You're not afraid of bats, are you Worf?   Beverly
You're not afraid of heights, are you Doctor?   Worf
__  =  Worf tribble after not using the litter box
`*' <--Vulcan Tribble  =* <--Andorian Tribble  <<* <--Klingon Tribble
{{:-(*)  <-- Klingon eating a Tribble.
