"A! talking! horse! ?"  "He's Ed, Jim."
"Above all else a god needs compassion!" - Kirk
"Alas, poor Yorick."  "He's dead, Jim."
"And frankly, I think the galaxy owes me one." Kirk
"Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder."-Kirk
"Aren't you dead?" - Kirk to Spock, STII:TWOK
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" -Kirk ST:II
"Beautiful day, isn't it?" Kirk  "Yes. Yes, it is." Picard
"Bones! It's Jerry Garcia!"  "He's dead, Jim...and grateful."
"Bones! That! feels! wonderful!"    "It's head, Jim."
"But I do have a theory." Scott  "I thought you might." Kirk
"Captain of the Enterprise, huh?" Kirk  "That's right." Picard
"Captain?  Is there something wrong with your chair?"-Scotty to Kirk
"Close to retirement?" Kirk  "I hadn't planned on it." Picard
"Conquest is easy.  Control is not." - Kirk
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline..."
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer."
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!"
"Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a physician!"  -- McCoy
"Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline..."
"Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber." - Duck Trek
"Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind." -- Kirk
"Don't just stand there.  God's a busy man." - Kirk
"Don't mince words, Jim what do you *REALLY* think?
"Don't tell me. Tuesday." Kirk
"Energize!" said Kirk, and a pink bunny appeared.
"Ensgin Expendable, step on that rock!" - Kirk
"Ensign Lobster is boiling mad, Bones."  "He's red, Jim."
"Ensign Pillsbury?  He's BREAD, Jim!"
"Everybody remember where we parked". -- Adm. Kirk, STIV
"Everybody remember where we parked."  - J. Kirk
"Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting.
"For God sakes, man, GET OFF!  She's DEAD, Jim!"
"For God's sake, get off her!  She's dead, Jim!"
"He keeps blinking 'no.'" - Kirk  "'No' to what?" - McCoy
"He's a potato Jim!, Let's gouge out all of his eyes"
"He's dead, Jim!  And his boots would fit me just fine..."
"He's dead, Jim!  Hey, get away from him, Dahmer!"
"He's dead, Jim!  She's dead, Jim!"  Are you a doctor or a coroner?
"He's dead, Jim.  But he's a Vulcan; he'll snap out of it..."
"He's dead, Jim.  But I _really_ like his watch."
"He's dead, Jim.  But look at that shine!"
"He's dead, Jim.  Get his ears." - Spock
"He's dead, Jim.  Just like your directing career."
"He's dead, Jim.  Kick him if you don't believe me."
"He's dead, Jim.  Pass the ketchup!"
"He's dead, Jim.  Tell the Klingons that dinner is ready."
"He's dead, Jim.  You get his phaser, I'll grab his wallet."
"He's dead, Jim.  You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet."
"He's dead, Jim.  You get his tricorder, I'll take his wallet."
"He's dead, Jim.  You get the grill; I'll get the BBQ sauce."
"He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears." - Spock
"He's dead, Jim."  "Grab his wallet, Spock!"
"He's dead, Jim."  "I've got dibbs on the white meat."
"He's dead, Jim."  "I've got dibs on the white meat."
"He's dead, Jim...Ensign Dahmer, stop that!"
"He's metabolically disadvantaged, Jim."
"Hikaru Sulu is your father?" Kirk
"How can I argue with the captain of the Enterprise?" Kirk
"I don't believe in a no-win scenario." - Kirk
"I don't need to be lectured by you." Kirk
"I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake." - Kirk
"I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim?" - Kirk
"I'm glad to be here to send her on her way." Kirk
"It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm." Kirk
"It's Admiral Hungry!"  "He's FED, Jim!"
"It's Bobcat Goldwaite!"  "He's ZED, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Band-Aid." "He's bled, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Bridegroom."  "He's wed, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Clampett."  "He's Jed, Jim."
"It's Ensign Club."  "He's Med, Jim!"
"It's Ensign dog."  "He's shed, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Editor."  "He's TED, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Gymshoe."  "He's Ked, Jim."
"It's Ensign Hoover."  "He's a Fed, Jim."
"It's Ensign Kennedy!"  "He's TED, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Lobster."  "He's Red, Jim."
"It's Ensign Pillsbury."  "He's bread, Jim..."
"It's Ensign Rose."  "She's red, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Scarlet."  "She's red, Jim!"
"It's Ensign Zeppelin."  "He's Led, Jim!"
"It's Lieutenant Flintstone."  "He's Fred, Jim."
"It's V.I. Lenin!"  "He's a RED, Jim!"
"It's WORSE than that, he's DEAD JIM, DEAD!"
"Its Admiral Flinstone."  "He's Fred, Jim."
"Its Admiral Hungry."  "He's fed, Jim."
"Its Admiral Penicillin."  "He's Med, Jim."
"Its Admiral Q."  "He's ?, Jim"
"Its been fun....oh, my."  -- Capt. James Tiberius Kirk's last words
"Its Bobcat Goldthwait."   "He's Zed, Jim."
"Its Captain Casio."  "He's LED, Jim."
"Its Captain Goodrich."  "He's Tread, Jim."
"Its Captain Goodyear."  "He's Tread, Jim."
"Its Captain Joe."  "He's sick of the thread, Jim."
"Its Captain Picard."  "He's Bald Jim."
"Its Captain Tony."  "He's Gr-r-reat, Jim."
"Its Chief Bill."  "That's Ted, Jim."
"Its Chief Kinney."  "He's Ked, Jim."
"Its Commander Book."  "He's read, Jim."
"Its Commander Clampett."  "He's Jed, Jim."
"Its Commander Grimm Reaper."  "He's Dread, Jim."
"Its Commander Satan."  "He's Red, Jim."
"Its Commander Toast."  "He's bread Jim."
"Its Ensign Beatty."  "He's Ned, Jim."
"Its Ensign Bigomy."  "He's wed, Jim."
"Its Ensign Hemoplelia."  "He's Bled, Jim."
"Its Ensign Hooker."  "She's 'head', Jim."
"Its Ensign Horse."  "He's Mr. Ed, Jim."
"Its Ensign Inkblot."  "He's bled Jim."
"Its Ensign Ketchup."  "He's red, Jim."
"Its Ensign Pencil."  "He's lead, Jim."
"Its Ensign Rogers."  "He's Fred, Jim."
"Its Ensign Tailor."  "He's Thread, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Beggar."  "He's pled Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Body."  "He's a head, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Dracula."  "He's Bled, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Rasmussen."  "He's fled, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Serta."  "He's bed, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Water."  "He's Wet, Jim."
"Its Lieutenant Zombie."  "He's UnDead, Jim."
"Its Lieutenants Zepplin."  "Their Led, Jim."
"Its Mr. Wordstar."  "He's QED, Jim."
"Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his I.D.!" - McCoy
"Keep her together until I get back." Kirk  "I always do." Scott
"Khan, I'm laughing at the superior intellect!" -Kirk
"Kirk to Enterprise" "Hello, this is the Enterprise answering machine"
"Let's get the hell out of here." - Kirk
"No ma'am, no dipshit."   - Admiral James T. Kirk
"No, I'll go, your place is on the bridge of your ship." -Kirk
"No, I'm from Iowa.  I only work in outer space." - Kirk
"No. A captain's place is on the Bridge of his ship." Kirk
"Oh my..."  - Captain Kirk
"Out of control and blind as a bat!" - Kirk, STIV:TVH
"Out there...*thataway*!" - Kirk, ST:TMP
"People can be very frightened of change." - Kirk
"Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair." Kirk
"She's dead, Jim, but still warm...  Flip for it?"
"She's dead, Jim. But hell, she was like that in the sack."
"She's dead, Jim...still warm, though.  Flip ya for her?"
"Sound medical advice." - Kirk to McCoy
"Sounds like fun." Kirk
"Take us out."  - Captain Kirk
"Take us out." Kirk  "Very good, sir." Chekov
"That's it. Go!" Kirk
"The first thing you learn as captain is how to cheat death." Kirk
"There are some things worth dying for." Kirk, Errand of Mercy
"This clock. I gave this clock to Bones." Kirk
"This man's dying!"  "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not...oh."
"This Nexus of yours is very clever." Kirk
"Tractor beam." Kirk  "We don't have a tractor beam." Harriman
"We Need Breathing Room" - Chang "Earth, Hitler, 1938" - Kirk
"We're free people.  We belong to no one." Kirk, stardate 3259.2.
"Who am I to argue with the captain of the Enterprise?"  - Kirk
"Yes, well, congratulations, Ensign." Kirk
"You could say that." Picard  "Sounds like fun." Kirk
"You left spacedock without a tractor beam?" Kirk
'Spock fell into the DOOM PIT!'   "Jim, I'm a doctor, not a forklift!"
...Kirk to Enterprise...Kirk to Enterprise..Dam, It's busy...
113 grams..... 10 milliliters ... he's lead, Jim.
A gruff doctor walks up to you an says He's dead jim.
And get these tribbles off the bridge.  -Kirk
Being hailed?  Get off the environment controls Scott!  J.T. Kirk
Bones Burger:       (Damnit Jim, I'm a burger not a doctor.)
Break up!  You look like a cadet-review.  -Kirk
Capt. Kirk gives lousy head, but by gosh, the price is right. - Spock.
Come on Spock pull my finger. - Kirk
Cross between the Borg and Dr. McCoy - "He's irrelevant, Jim."
Dammit Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer!
Dammit Jim!  I've run out of things to say after that line!
Dammit Jim, I am a Doctor, not a Cocktail waitress!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ...(job of choice)!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator!
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Bricklayer! --Devil in the Dark
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Dammit, Jim!  I'm not a doctor, I'm ... oh, yeah.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman
Damn it Jim!  I'm an Alzheimers patient, not a uh... uh... uh...
Damn It Jim!!  I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor!  Hey, wait a minute . . .
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp.
Damn it, Jim! I'm a DOCTOR, not a conference host!!
Damn it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not an actor!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer!
Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH????
Dog-gone-it Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Magician!
Dr. Leonard McCoy at the crucifixion. "He's dead, Jim."
Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing!  - Kirk
Either he's dead, Jim, or my tricorder is running MS-DOS
Energize! said Kirk, and the pink bunny appeared.
Ensign Pillsberry?  He's BREAD, Jim!
Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!
Ensign Stalin?   He's RED, Jim!
Epitaph on McCoy's gravestone:  "I'm Bones, Jim!"
Epitaph on McCoy's gravestone: "I'm dead, Jim!"
Eval Day 8 * "Energize" said Kirk, but the pink bunny appeared.
Everybody remember where we parked.           Kirk STIV
Everybody remember where we parked.  -- Kirk
For God's sake get off! She's dead, Jim!
He's alive, Jim.  Where did I go wrong?
He's braindead, Jim.
He's dead Jim .. get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet!
He's dead Jim!  Hey, get away from him, Dahmer!
He's dead Jim, pass the ketchup!
He's dead Jim, Spock took his tricorder, I got his wallet
He's dead Jim, Sulu took his tricorder, I got his wallet!
He's dead Jim, you take his phaser I'll get his wallet.
He's dead Jim.  You get his watch while I get his wallet.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his watch!
He's Dead Jim...You can kick him if you want.
He's dead Jim; kick him yourself if you don't believe me.
He's DEAD, Jim! Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master!
He's dead, Jim, but not as we know it.
He's dead, Jim.
He's dead, Jim.  But I *really* like his watch.
He's dead, Jim.  But not as we know it.
He's dead, Jim.  Get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet!
He's dead, Jim.  Go get the steak knives.
He's dead, Jim.  Just like your career.
He's dead, Jim.  Kick him if you don't believe me.
He's dead, Jim.  Tell the Klingons that dinner is served.
He's dead, Jim.  Uhm... Are you as hungry as I am?  - Bones
He's dead, Jim.  Uhmare you as hungry as I am?
He's dead, Jim.  Yes, I know, since _I_ killed him.
He's dead, Jim.  You get his phaser, I'll get his wallet.
He's dead, Jim.  You get his watch, I'll take his wallet.
He's dead, Jim. "Check his pockets for loose change..."
He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me.
He's DEAD, Jim. Tell the Klingons "Dinner Is Served".
He's DEAD, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is served
He's dead, Jim. The bio filter scrambled his brain!
He's dead, Jim. You grab his phaser, I'll get his wallet.
He's dead, Jim...I've got "dibs" on the white meat!
He's dead,Jim. Get his phaser - his wallet's mine.
He's mostly dead, Jim.  Get Miracle Max.
He's Ned, Jim.  Put him over a log and make him squeal like a pig.
He's not dead Jim! He's Metabolically Challenged!
He's only *mostly* dead, Jim... now what?
He's terminally inconvenienced, Jim.
I am Bones of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim.
I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilater, not a doctor
I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilator, not a doctor.
I am James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im  il a  ted.
I am Jessica Hahn of Borg. Jim Bakker will be assimilated.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg. Jessica Hahn is irrelevant.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Come on down to Assimilation USA!
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated.
I am Kirk of Borg. You! Will! Be! Assimilated!
I am Kirk of Borg: You...WILL...be....aSIMaLAted.
I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion . Kirk
I want to know what killed these tribbles! Kirk.
I! am! Kirk! of! Borg!: You! will! be! overacted!
I! am! Kirkutus! -- of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! -- assimilated!
I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Speeches!
I! finally! learned! how! to! punctuate! sentences!  -Kirk!
I've done far worse than kill you, Kirk.   -Kahn
It's an EXE file Jim, but not an EXE as we know it!
It's Capain Flintstone... He's Fred, Jim!
It's Captain Flintstone...He's Fred, Jim!
It's Doctor Bashir, He's MED, Jim!
It's Ensign @LN@, Jim.  And his sense of humor's been ripped out.
It's Ensign Flintstone, Jim... He's FRED!!!
It's Ensign Kennedy.....he's TED, Jim!
It's Ensign Pillsbury .he's BREAD Jim!
It's Ensign Spoken, He's SAID, Jim!
It's Ensign Stalin, He's RED, Jim!
It's Ensign Stuffed, He's FED, Jim!
It's Lieutenant Foxx, He's Redd Jim!
It's Lieutenant Ketchup. He's red, Jim.
It's life Jim, but not as we know it!
It's worse than that, it's @N@, Jim!
It's worse than that, it's physics Jim!
It's worse than that. He's dead Jim!
Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated.
Jim Bakker of Borg: Send me money or they'll assimilate me!
Jim!  Scotty's snorted the dilithium crystals again...
Jim, He's dead.  You get the tricorder and I'll get his wallet!
Jim, He's dead.  You get the tricorder and I'll get the wallet.
Jim, you don't ask GOD for his ID!
Jim, you don't ask The Almighty for his ID!
Just don't let Kirk show you what he calls "The Captain's Log"!
Just don't Stand There!  God's a Busy Man - Kirk
Kirk to Enterprise - beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack!
Kirk to Enterprise!  KIRK TO ENTERPRISE!  Damn, it's busy...
Kirk to Picard:  "Did we do it? Did we make a difference?"
Kirk's Motto: If you can bang it, it ain't dead!
Kirk: "Scotty, we must be in Dallas. Look at all the fertilizer."
McCoy of Borg: Damn it, Jim! I'm a Borg not a Doctor!
McCoy: "Captain Kirk, meet my father.  He's Dad, Jim."
Once again, we saved civilization as we know it. Kirk
Pump Iron with Capt. Kirk and Bones at the He's Dead Gym
Pump Iron with Captain Kirk at the He's Dead Gym!
Revenge of the Son of He's dead, Jim! -- at a tagline near you!
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim
She's dead Jim! But still warm.... Shall we flip a coin?
She's dead Jim! Get off her!
She's dead Jim, but she's warm. Flip for her?
She's dead Jim, but still warm, should we flip a coin?
She's dead Jim, but still warm. Wanna flip a coin?
She's dead Jim.... Wanna flip a coin for it?
She's dead Jim..Still warm though.  Flip ya for her?
She's dead, Jim, but still warm...  Flip for it?
She's dead, Jim, but the body's still warm. Flip you for it.
She's dead, Jim.  Now get off her.  - McCoy
She's dead, Jim. But don't worry - she'll come back as a Romulan.
She's dead, Jim. But hell, she was like that in the sack.
She's dead, Jim. I got the cookies, you get the merit badge.
She's dead, Jim. Now get off her. - McCoy
She's dead, Jim...still warm, though. Flip ya for her?
She's ready Jim; Lock and Load!
Spock! My God, he has no hair! (McCoy found Kirk's Toupe!)
Spock! My God, he has no hair! (McCoy found Kirk's toupee).
Spock, I thought you died?   I REBOOTED JIM!
Spock.SpockSpockTransmit now. * Kirk
The "He's dead, Jim!" taglines are dead, Jim!
There's Klingons on the starboard bow.  Scrape them off, Jim!
To HELL with the Prime Directive....FIRE!!!   Kirk
Trek Algrebra 101:  (Picard / Kirk) * Spock = Data.
We come in peace; shoot to killScotty, Beam me up! - Kirk
What DOES God need with a Starship?       - Kirk
Where is Lt. @LN@, Bones? At the He's Dead Gym, Jim.
You really piss me off Jim.        - McCoy
You won't find me posting "He's dead Jim" taglines.
You! In the red, investigate that noise.   Kirk
