1) Once you have their money, never give it back.
10) A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one.
101) Never do something you can make someone do for you.
102) Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103) Sleep can interfere with opportunity.
104) Money is never made. It is merely won or lost.
109) Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
11) Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.
111) Never sleep with the boss' wife unless you pay him first.
112) Never sleep with the boss' sister.
119) Buy, sell, or get out of the way.
123) A friend is only a friend until you sell him something. Then he is a customer.
13) Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
138) Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder.
139) Wives serve; brothers inherit.
14) Anything stolen is pure profit.
148) Opportunity waits for no one.
15) Acting stupid is often smart.
16) A deal is a deal.
164) Never spend your own money when you can spend someone else's.
17) A bargain usually isn't.
172) If you can sell it, don't hesitate to steal it.
18) Beware of relatives bearing gifts.
180) Never offer a confession when a bribe will do.
188) Never bet on a race you haven't fixed.
189) Borrow on a handshake; lend in writing.
19) Don't lie too soon after a promotion.
194) It's always good business to know your customers before they walk in the door.
2) You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try.
20) When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat.
202) A friend in need is a customer in the making.
208) Give someone a fish, you feed him for one day.
21) Never place friendship before profit.
214) Never begin a business transaction on an empty stomach.
215) Instinct without opportunity is useless.
22) Wise men can hear profit in the wind.
221) Beware of any man who thinks with his lobes.
222) Knowledge is power.
23) Never take the last coin, but be sure to get all the rest.
24) Never ask when you can take.
25) Fear makes a good business partner.
26) Most of the rich in this galaxy didn't inherit wealth; they stole it!
27) Most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do after you cut it down.
28) Morality is always defined by those in power.
281) Blood is thicker than water, but harder to sell.
282) Business is like war; it's important to recognize the winner.
283) Rules are always subject to change.
284) Rules are always subject to interpretation.
285) No good deed ever goes unpunished.
29) When someone says "It's not the money," they're lying.
3) Never buy anything for more than is absolutely necessary.
30) Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.
31) Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
32) Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects.
34) Compassion is no substitute for profit.
36) Too many Ferengi can't laugh at themselves anymore.
37) You can always buy back a lost reputation.
38) Free advertising is cheap.
39) Praise is cheap. Heap it generously on all customers.
4) Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough.
40) If you see profit on a journey, take it.
41) Money talks, but having lots of it gets more attention.
43) Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon.
44) Never argue with a loaded phaser.
45) Profit has limits. Loss has none.
46) Labor camps are full of people who trusted the wrong person.
47) Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48) The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
49) Old age and gree will always overcome youth and talent.
5) If you can't break a contract, bend it.
50) Never bluff a Klingon.
51) Never admit a mistake if they're someone else to blame.
52) Only Bugsy could have built Las Vegas.
53) Sell first; ask questions later.
54) Never buy anything you can't sell.
55) Always sell at the highest possible profit.
56) Pursue profit; women come later.
57) Good customers are a rare as latinum--treasure them.
58) Friendship is seldom cheap.
59) Free advice is seldom cheap.
6) Never let family stand in the way of opportunity.
60) Never use credit where your words will do.
61) Never buy what can be stolen.
62) The riskier the road, the higher the profit.
63) Power without profit is like a ship without an engine.
64) Don't talk shop; talk shopping.
65) Don't talk ship; talk shipping.
69) Anyone asking to be relieved is not crazy and must be forced to serve.
7) Always keep your ears open.
70) Get the money first, then let buyers worry about collecting the goods.
76) Now and then, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
8) Keep count of your change.
