"Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth." - Data
"Another round?" Guinan  "Please." Data
"Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit!" -- Data
"Boy, Data, you look great in a push-up bra!" - Riker
"Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!"  -Guinan (dressing)
"Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!" - Guinan
"Could you continue your petty bickering?" - Data
"Data does it in serial..."  --Tasha Yar
"Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc." - Deanna
"Data Migration Facility" - a cable.
"Data threw up?"  "<nod> Something about a data overflow error..."
"Data! I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted."
"Data, give me a reading."  "It appears to be a tagline."
"Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, sir, I rebooted.."
"Data, sometimes a cake is just a cake." - Troi
"Data, that wasn't funny." La Forge
"Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard." - Picard
"Data, you're walking so, soandroid like!" * Picard
"Did I say something wrong?" - Data
"Geordi... I cannot stun my cat." - Data
"Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?"
"I am incapable of forgetting." - Data
"I am not inferior to Lore."    -Data
"I believe the beverage has provoked an emotional response." Data
"I feel pain.  What's the word?  Ow?" - Q   "Yes." - Data
"I get it. I get it." Data  "You get what?" La Forge
"I just love to scan for lifeforms." Data
"I know. I just got it. It was very funny." Data
"I suggest you take the ...shelf, sir" -- Data
"I understand your concerns.  Request denied." - Data
"I was attempting to  get in the spirit of things." Data
"If so, we may have to call security." - Data
"If you had an off switch, would you tell anyone?" - Data
"If you prick me, do I not...  Leak?" -- Data
"Is that funny?  Is that a joke?"  --Data
"It is elementary, my dear Riker...sir." - Data
"It IS the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Captain!" - Data
"It is...*frown*  It is...*sniff*  It is green." - Data
"Lifeforms. Tiny little lifeforms. Where are the lifeforms?" Data
"Look!  A holo-demon has posessed my data system" - Londo Molari.
"Mr. Data, You're circling the room like a buzzard."
"My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead."  -- Data
"Oh, sh*t." - Data, ST7: Generations
"Oil, STP-500, warm." - Data
"Shut up, Data!" * Jean-Luc Picard
"Sir, I seem to be stuck"- Data  "Well, get unstuck"- Picard
"Spot does not respond to verbal commands." - Data
"Take my Worf, please!" - Data (The Outrageous Okana)
"Take my Worf--please." -Data
"Thank you, Mr. Data." * Jean-Luc Picard
"That was the stun setting." *bleep* "This is not."-Data
"That's enough, Data." * Picard
"This emotion chip is the only answer." Data
"This is down.  Down is good.  This is up.  Up is no."<Data to Spot>
"Vamoose you little varmit!" - Data:"A Fistfull of Datas"
"What we need is hard Data." - Tasha
"Y'all must be hearin' things." - Data
"Yes. I hate this! It is revolting!" Data
"Yes. That is it. I hate it." Data
"You are right, sir; I *do* tend to babble." - Data
'Ah!  I have access.' --Data
(Data Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail)
<----- The information went data way ----->
<---The data stream went thataway!----->
<ZAP!> That was *not* manual override.  -- Data
A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.
A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data
A filthy Data is Gunked, hosed down and sand blasted.
A little a'disk & a little a'data
A PROGRAM is used to turn data into error messages.
A surprised Data is propositioned by the E's Computer.
A wild party?  -Data
A witticism, a bon mot, a.. THAT'S ENOUGH, DATA!
Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth. -Data
After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human.  - Data
Always record your data; it indicates you have been doing something.
At least we are acquainted with the judge.  -Data
Automobiles were part of teenage mating rituals.  -Data
Automobiles werw a part of teenagers mating rituals.  -Data
Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on.
Brother, has your data been saved?
But, Mom! I PUT Mr. Data on floppies, first!
Captain, we have engaged dataschlurp mode!
CHILL OUT: Data can never be human.
DalekDos: Seeks out and locates inferior data, then exterminates it.
Data becomes vilently ill with a computer virus.
DATA bytes.  (or maybe he just nibbles...)
Data Compression:  What you get when you squish an android.
Data convinces the Pepsi machine that Coke is better!
Data enjoys a smoke after interfacing with the Computer.
Data in Oz:  "If I only had a pulmonary apparatus..."
Data is "fully functional".  Can he get a woman pregnant?
DATA is truly intelligent... he has a cat!
DATA locks himself out of a room - Data Entry Error?
Data Migration Facility" - a cable.
DATA not updated.  Give him today's paper.
Data to Picard:  "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..."
Data uses Energizers! His mouth keeps going...and going!
DATA uses Energizers... his mouth keeps going, and going, and going...
DATA!?!  What are you doing to that cat? . Troi
Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat!
Data/Spock '96 . the Logical Choice!
Data/Spock 'October-93  the Logical Choice!
Data:  "Pardon me, but that's _my_ hard drive."
Deanna, I have been having these dreams.... . Data
Detach the saucer, Data.  Don't spill the tea!
Does Commander Data have an over byte?
Ensign, engage datasuck mode!
ERROR:  Data Corrupted - (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame Lore?
Every nanosecond is a moment in our history.  -Data
Fact: Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, Wesley top D/L 'er.
First, draw the curve; then, plot the data.
Food for Thought:  Does Data's software run Windows apps?
Go ahead . . . Make my Data!
He's got a magnet! Everyone BACKUP! - Data
He's got a Magnet! Everyone BACKUP!! - Cmdr. Data
Hey, Data!  Is that myth about Klingons really true?
Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a Modem... wanna see?
I am Data of Borg. Never the less, you will be assimilated.
I am John-Boy of Borg. G'night, Hugh! G'night, Lore! G'night, Data!
I believe that is why they call it gambling.  * Data
I Haven't a Q. Q joins Data in a Holmes mystery.
I propose you take the shelf, sir.  -- Data
I want Data's head on a platter!
I'm too Sexy for my Cat, Too Sexy for my Cat! - Data
If Data is "fully functional," can he get a woman pregnant?
If you prick me do I not leak.  - Data
If you torture the data enough, it will confess
In data, the figure most obviously correct, is an error.
Is that a rabbit in your pocket, Data?  - Troi (naked)
It is...It is...<sniff>...It is green. . Data
It's 3:00am, do you know where your data is?
Let data be seen.
Ludicrous speed! Mr. Data!
MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine
MODEM: n, Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
Modemus Operandi,torture the data till it confesses
Mr. Data, generate one special effect please.
My Data action figure says I shouldn't worry, he scanned me and I'm ok
No warp!!! Worf, Data, get outside and push... I'll steer.
No Warp? Worf, Data .. get out and push .. I'll steer!
Nominating Data for moderator, he has an off button.
Nominating Data for President: he has an off button
Oh, Sh!t!!! - Data
Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny
Overcome by jealousy, Data pushes the Energizer Bunny out an airlock.
PSSST! Commander Data Runs Telegard. Pass it on!
Raw Data: A naked android
Red is not my color.   Data
Right Said Data:  "I'm too sexy for my cat."
Riker to Troi:  Honey, I ARJed Data.
Riker, Data, your head is not an artifact!
Scotty: "What is it?"  Data: "It is... it is green."
Security to the bridge, Data is being formatted!
Sleep, Data   Picard/Locutus
Spock/Data '96.  The logical choice.
Still going! Nothing outlasts Data! He keeps going and going and...
Still Going!! Nothing outlasts Data. He keeps going, and
Strangely, Data finds himself relating to heavy metal.
Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
Tasha Yar doesn't support Data entry...it never happened!
Tasha Yar supports Data entry.
Tasha Yar works in a Data entry position.
That's enough Data
The Borg sure know how to push Data's buttons...
The Computer is impressed with Data's hardware.
There may be a correlation between humor and sex   * Data
TILT! All data lost!...TILT! All data lost!
Toot toot Tootsie, Goodbye!   Data
Trek Algrebra 101:  (Picard / Kirk) * Spock = Data.
Vamoose, ya li'l varmint! - Data
Vamoose, ya little varmint!   Data
Very humorous, indeed.  Hysterical, in fact.   Data
Warp 5 engage. No, no, Mr. Data, more clutch!
Warp 5.  Engage.  No.  No!  More clutch, Data, more clutch!
Wesley, I don't care WHAT BBS you tuned into. Unplug Mr. Data!
Wesley, it's not NICE to play 'Vegas Gambler' on Mr. Data.
What you get when you squish an android: Data compression
Would MS-DOS give Mr. Data Heartburn?
