"*Kurzon* took a blood oath." -- Kira
"@Fn@, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
"A good man doesn't betray his own people!" -- Kira
"All I'm interested in is justice." -- Odo
"Am I clear, Mr. Garak?" - Sisko  "Absolutely." - Garak
"And I thought I wasn't going to like him." - Odo
"And let you gobble me up?  I don't think so." -- Odo
"Are you trying to anger me again?" - Kang to Dax
"Benjamin, will you *please* stop calling me `Old Man?'" -- Dax
"Better let her go, Sisko.  She's all we've got." -- Odo
"Better lock up the silverware." -- Sisko    "I'm on it." -- Odo
"Bloody Cardasians! I just got the darn thing fixed!"
"Bloody Cardasians!I just got the damn thing fixed!" O'Brien
"Bloody Cardassians!  I just got this damn thing fixed."
"Bloody hell!" -- O'Brien
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
"But you *never* drink coffee in the afternoon!" -- Keiko O'Brien
"Cardassian rule was oppressive, but it was simple." -- Odo
"Chief, wait!" -- Kira    "When?!" -- O'Brien
"Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, double-sweet." -- O'Brien
"Come on, Doc, time to be a hero." - Kira
"Come on, Doc.  Time to be a hero." -- Peri Brown AND Kira Nerys
"Commander, this is extortion." Garak  "Mmm, yes." Sisko
"Computer, you and I need to have a little talk." - O'Brien
"Constable... there's no hurry." -- Sisko
"Could you tell me where the tennis courts are?" -- Dax
"Dammit, What's the problem?" (BIG KICK) - O'Brien DS9
"Damn it!  What's the problem?" *KICK* -- O'Brien
"Damnit, what's the problem?" <BIG KICK> - O'Brien
"Dax/Odo '96. Leadership that can adapt!"
"Drop by *anytime* you're feeling homesick." - Sisko
"Emergency!  Emergency!  Intruder alert!" -- Bashir
"Everything under control.  End log." -- Odo
"Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" * Odo
"Extremities where I can see them!" -- Odo
"Frankly that... annoys us." - Kira
"Get those phasers off stun.  No more Mr. Nice Guy." -- Sisko
"Gotcha!" -- Dax
"Have you ever served with any Bajoran women?" -- O'Brien
"He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent." -- Odo
"He followed me home from the holosuite." -- Jake Sisko
"How fascinating." -- Odo
"How long do I hold him here?" -- Odo    "Forever." -- Sisko
"I am Tosk." -- Tosk    "I am sure you are." -- Odo
"I don't handle ... delicacy very well." - Odo
"I don't kill my enemies: I slime them!"  - Odo
"I don't know anything about an Orb." -- Sisko
"I misjudged you, Major." -- Odo
"I should've died with my crew." - Commodore Matt Decker
"I think he's getting tired of watching me smile." -- Dax
"I was right, Dax.  It is a good day to die." -- Kang
"I'll never understand the humanoid need to couple." Odo
"I'm about to put a fist in your opinion!" - Ben Sisko
"I'm bloody sick of standing here every day." - O'Brien
"I'm just not myself anymore." Dax.
"I'm not Bajoran.  Sisko punched me in the nose." - Kira
"I've brought back a little suprise for the Dominion"-Sisko.
"I, uh, don't have any males.  I mean, not yet." -- Kira
"In my expert medical opinion, I'd say it's sick." Bashir
"Is it true that you can take any form?" -- Bashir
"It is a good day to die." -- Dax
"It's easy to be a saint in paradise!" -- Sisko
"It's hard to talk man to man with a woman." - Jadzia Dax
"It's hard to talk man to man with a woman." -- Dax
"It's hard to talk man to man with a woman." -Jadzia Dax
"It's over, Rom!  Over!  You're a hero!" -- Odo
"It's snowing on the Promenade!" -- Odo
"Jadzia likes to be on the bottom." Dax
"Julian, go take a high-pitched sonic shower." -- Dax
"Justice, as the humans used to say, is blind." - Odo
"Killing your own clone is still murder!" -- Odo
"Kindly refrain from using your imagination!" - Odo
"Kira, how many people did you kill?" -- Dax
"Laws change...but justice is justice." - Odo
"Let birds go further loose maybe!" -- O'Brien
"Like torment Cardassians?" -- O'Brien
"Look, Sisko.  I'm a security officer, a good one." -- Odo
"Ma'am, I can make it any size you want." -- Odo
"My replicator or yours?" -- Bashir
"Nice of you to stop." -- Dax
"Odo!  They'll put you in a zoo!" - Dr. Mora Pol
"Phasers on stun O'Brien, I want that vole taken alive!"
"Raise shields!" - Sisko   "What shields?" - O'Brien
"Rom couldn't fix a straw if it was bent." -- Odo
"Rom is an idiot." -- Odo
"Rom, you're not as stupid as you look."<Odo> "Yes, I *am*!"<Rom>
"Shoulda transferred to a cargo drone." -- O'Brien
"Sir, several zebras are requesting transport." -- O'Brien
"So much for reason." - Odo
"Take all the time you want." - Odo to Dax
"That last tagline really stirred something up inside me." Dax.
"That's my chair." -- O'Brien
"That's no tagline!  It's Odo!"
"That's not a tagline! It's Odo!" - Sisko
"The usual, Odo?"   "Nothing."    "The usual..."
"They're showing us how far they're willing to go."-Sisko
"This is *not* what I signed up for." -- Kira
"This is where heroes are made." -- Bashir
"This isn't a computer!  It's my arch enemy!" -- O'Brien
"We are explorers.  We explore our lives day by day." -- Sisko
"We can't afford to die here... not even once" -- Bashir
"We only *have* six photons, Major." -- O'Brien
"Well, close the reverse harbor." -- O'Brien
"What is about L'waxana Troi that makes me melt." * Odo
"What the hell... Opaka?" - Sisko
"When did you realize?" -- Kira
"When he was killed, I was on Level 21." -- Kira
"Where are the cowboys? I was promised cowboys!" - Bashir
"Who has time for sleep?" - O'Brien
"Who put the thumbtack in my bucket!?!" -- Odo
"Whose side are you going to be on, Constable?" - Kira
"You are no one's godfather." - Koloth to Dax
"You can't deny my right to vengence." - Dax to Kang
"You don't want peace!  You want revenge!" -- Sisko
"You had all that time to tell me the truth."-Odo to Kira
"You look like you could use some sleep."-Kira to O'Brien
"You treat Death like a lover." - Dax to Kang
"You've been most helpful." - Odo
## I found my Trill... On Daxberry hill ##
A Trill surcharge on an office machine: a Dax fax tax.
And once again, Odo wins the Twister championship...
Anything else I can do for ya?  - O'Brien
Bajora Hills 90210 EP#24 Bashir & Dax on a date "Fecklar catches cold"
Bashir Burger:     (Just a burger, but thinks it's a Big Mac.)
Bashir to O'Brien: Beam down Dax and a twelve pack....
Bloody Cardassians, I just got this damn thing fixed - O'brien
Can you spell "Odo" backwards?
Cardassian Burger:    (How many pickles do you see?)
Cardassian Cable - bringing you five - er, FOUR channels
Cardassian Cable : 4 channels? No! We have *5* channels!
Cardassian Cable : Bad picture? Wrong, it's crystal clear.
Cardassian Cable Co.: Bad picture? You're wrong, it's crystal clear
Cardassian Motel 6: No, we'll leave *5* lights on for ya
Cardassian Scale: How many pounds do you see?
Come on Doc, time to be a hero. - Kira
Computer, you and I need to have a little talk. . O'Brien
Dammit, What's the problem? (BIG KICK) - O'Brien DS9
Dax & Odo in '96.  Leadership that adapts!
Dax - n., having or to have a large tapeworm.
Dax Burger:      (Really a Hot Dog living inside a burger.)
Dax, I just put another shrimp on the barbie. Dax? Dax??
Dax-Burger Deluxe:     (Has been five other burgers before.)
Dax/Odo '96:  Leaders who can *really* change!
Dax: just another slug with a pretty face....
DAX: MACE WON'T HURT ME  JULIAN: IT'S NOT MACE, IT'S RAID
Dax:No Julian,you CAN'T see if the spots go all the way down
DAX;   MACE WON'T HURT ME...   JULIAN;   IT'S NOT MACE, IT'S RAID
Deanna, Beverly and Kira, Menage a Troi?
Definition of sheer terror : Major Kira with PMS...
Did anyone say KIRA? GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT!
Don't take any wooden Trills. We've already got Dax.
DS9 meets Moonbase Alpha: Odo + Maya = Love at first ooze.
Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?  - Odo
Gee, Odo, I didn't know you were hiding in the toilet!
Get the hell off my subspace channels! * Sisko
Go over my head again, and I'll have yours on a platter.  -Sisko
Hey Doc - I'm dying out here!  * O'Brien
Hey Odo, got any more of that Jell-O in the 'fridge?  Odo??
Hey Odo, got any more of that Jell-O in the 'fridge? ...Odo?...Odo?
Honest, Kira, I was just looking at your combadge!
I am what I am.  Odo is what you are.
I don't want to read your bloody tech manual. O'Brien.
I found my Trill... On Daxberry Hill..
I hope these are the right coordinates. --O'Brien.
I wonder if Cardassian food is as grim as their architecture?
I'll take the bed, Kira gets the couch, Odo can have the sink.
I'm bloody sick of standing here every day. * O'Brien
I'm not Bajoran.  Sisko punched me in the nose.  - Kira
I'm too Sexy for my Bucket, Too Sexy for my Bucket! - Odo
I'm too Sexy for my Host, Too Sexy for my Host! - Dax
I'm too Sexy for my Rank, Too Sexy for my Rank! - O'Brien
If you think an Odometer measures elasticity - YMBAT
In my century, we've learned not to fear worms.  -Dax
Is it true that you can take any form?  Bashir to Odo
Is that punch in the bowl, or Odo playing a sick joke?
Kira Barbie: The doll with ATTITUDE!
Kira just needs a good hug. (WHAM). Then again, maybe not
Kira, hold still!  There's a bug on your face!  THAWCK!  Uh-oh...
Kira/Dax '96 - Leadership with an attitude!
Lwaxana Troi & Odo - A marriage made in an elevator.
Ma'am, I can make it any size you want...  - Odo
Major Kira:"I don't believe it! I am talking to a tree."
Man your ships!  And may the Force be with you! - Dodonna
Megadodo Publications, home of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Miles O'Brien *is* a chief petty officer.
No, I do *not* want Jello Instant Pudding! * Odo
Nog Prank #8: Replace Odo's bucket with a short lampshade
O'Brien Burger:    (Looks boring, but really spicy!)
O'Brien!! Beam them aboard! *KLONK* Good shot chief!
O'Brien, beam a large pepperoni pizza to these coordinates.
Odo Burger:  (You can have it this way, or this way, or this way...)
Odo Burger:  It's a burger!  It's a shake!  It's fries!
Odo called; he'll be over after he changes.
Odo is made of a liquid metal polyalloy.
Odo is there any more Jell-O in the Fridge?   Odo??   Odo???
Odo just needs a good hug. (SQUIIIIISH!) Oops...
Odo melts in your... uhhhhh... never mind...
Odo uses PKZIP for those *really* small shapes.
Odo, any more Jell-O in the fridge?  Odo?  Odo?
Odo, when the walls fell. Lwaxana, her arms wide..
Odo-Robics:  When you have absolutely have to be in PERFECT Shape!
Odo-ware: Software that configures itself to your computer!
Odo/Dax '96 - Leadership that can adapt!
OdoQWK 1.0: It shapes itself to work with your software.
Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship.
Right Said Dax:  I'm too sexy for my host.
Right Said O'Brien:  "I'm too sexy for my rank."
Sisko/Kira in '96
The Cardassian Cable Co.: 4 channels? No, we have *5* channels!
The highest Trill surcharge on office machines: The Max Dax Fax Tax.
The Major Kira Nerys Virus ... ITS HIGHLY VOLATILE!
The Trill Is Gone    Dax
There's always room for Odo!
This is what you might call an Odo episode. Or, Columbodo.
We'll try to keep the dog off your lawn.   Sisko
What were you this time, Odo? The modem? The computer?...The tagline!
When I grow up, I wanna be like Riker!   Bashir
Where are the cowboys? I was promised cowboys! * Bashir
While drunk, O'Brien builds a leprechaun transporter.
Why don't you do something constructive like torment Cardassians?
You need to relax, Dax.  Take a chill pill, trill!
You think I care which way you face?   O'Brien
