"       ."  -- MORN of Borg.
"@fn@" is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1.
"Borgs having an affair with androids..." on the next Oprah.
"Captain, the Borg is still unconscious." Worf
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?" - Worf
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?" - Worf
"Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant." - The Borg.
"I am *not* an assimilator."              - Nixon of Borg
"I am Astro of Borg. Rerare ro re arrimirated."
"I am Bart of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, Man!"
"I am Bart of Borg.  Resistance is futile...you *will* eat my shorts!"
"I am Blue Wave of Borg.  Your tagline will be assimilated."
"I am Clinton of Borg.  Taxes are NOT Irrelevant
"I am E.T. of Borg.  Home is irrelevant."
"I am Fudd of Borg.  Pwepare to be assimiwated."
"I am Gilligan of Borg.  Escape from the island is futile."
"I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be ...  Mmmmmm.  Donuts."
"I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts..."
"I am Hooker of Borg.  Resistance is Futile, You will be F..k..
"I am Hooker of Borg.  Resistance is Futile, You will be FAKk..
"I am Leghorn of Borg.  Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated."
"I am Lennon of Borg.  Imagine there's no assimilation ..."
"I am Locutus of Borg.  Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
"I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is futile."
"I am Quayle of Borg.  Speling is irelevante."
"I am RoadRunner of Borg."  "Prepare to beep-beep assimilated."
"I am Tribble of Borg."  "Where's The Beef!"
"I am Tweety of Borg.  I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!"
"I am Yoda of Borg.  Assimilated you will be, hmmm?"
"I am Yosemite Sam of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!"
"I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling."
"I yam Popeye o'de Borg.  Preparez ta be askimiligrated."
"I yam Popeye of Borg.  Prepares ta be askimilgrated."
"It's a Borg, male adolescent." Riker
"It's not a person, dammit!  It's a Borg!" -- Picard
"It's not a person, damnit!  It's a Borg!" - Picard
"RESISTENCE IS FUTILE...." The Borg
"Tennis is irrelevant." - Bjorn Borg
"The Borg don't injest food." Crusher
"The Borg have neither honor nor courage." - Worf
"The Borg is the ultimate user." - Q
"There are no civilians among the Borg." Riker
"They turned me into a Borg."     "A Borg?"     "Well, I got better."
"We are Borg." Third of Five
"We Brake To Assimilate"            - Borg Bumper Sticker
"Who's 'we?'" La Forge  "We are Borg." Third of Five
"You are ir-ir-uh-ur-ar-er not important." - Porky of Borg
"You named the Borg?" - Guinan
"You will all become one with the Borg." - Locutus
# <--Tribble after Borg assimilation.
### Borg tagline
#1 BORG Hit Parade  "We all sleep in a single subroutine"
#1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade... We all sleep in a single subroutine.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: "Borg in the 'Hood'"!
'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea.
(BorgDOS 1.0)  C:\> Assimilate another? Y/n
(BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:> Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N?
*    <- Tribble   #    <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
*   <- Tribble     #   <- Tribble After Meeting Borg
*  <- Tribble.        #  <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
*  <-- Tribble  #  <-- Borg tribble
*  <-- Tribble  #  <-- Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
*  <-- Tribble  #  <-- Tribble assimilated by Borg.
*  <-- Tribble  #  <--- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* "I'm to sexy for the Borg..."*           - J. L. Picard
* <- Tribble. # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* <-- Tribble. # <-- Tribble of Borg.
* Bad Borg Bad Borg Whatcha gonna do when they assimilate you... *
* BORG!  UHH!  GOOD GOD!  WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR? *
* Destroy the Borg? Let's give them Windows.
* I am Bundy of Borg.  No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!!!!!
* I'm to sexy for the Borg...* --J. L. Picard.
* I'm to sexy for the Borg...* --Picard.
* Me and You and a Borg Named Hugh *
*** It's Hip To Be Square *** --Borg song.
. --MORN of Borg.
007 of Borg:  Assimilate and Let Die
007 of Borg:  The Spy Who Assimilated Me
007 of Borg:  You Only Assimilate Twice
007 of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die.
007 of Borg: The Spy Who Assimilated Me.
007 of Borg: You Only Assimilate Twice.
:-(    To# <--Tribble after Borg assimilation.
<honk honk>. --Harpo of Borg.
@TO@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1.
@TO@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 6th of 10.
@TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1.
@TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
@TOFIRST@ the Borg 'Begin assimilation....Glhoollllll'
A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion.
A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
A Borg Dalek: We obey.
A Borg Killer: Get Clinton: Their systems will be overtaxed and crash.
A Borg, A Ferenghi, and a Romulan walk into a bar...
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Dan Quayle.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Deanna Troi.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Troi
A Dalek Borg: As-si-mi-late.
A Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
A fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated.
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phaser Blast>.
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg were <Phaser Blast>.
A man has got to know his assimilations. --Harry of Borg.
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
A Poetic Borg:  You will compose assimiliated rythems and rhymes.
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimilated rhythms and rhymes.
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimilated rythems and rhymes.
A Q a day - keeps the Borg away.
A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise:  "Welcome a Borg."
A'hm Perot of Borg. Resistance? Now that's just sad.
A-borg-rigine: Australia is irrelevant.
A: You can't kill a Borg with a combadge!
Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude...
Ah'm Leghorn of Borg.  Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son
Air Borgs:  Just Assimilate It
AIR-BORG by Nike. Jump... or be assimilated.
Al, what is all this hardware attached to me? --Sam of Borg Ohhhh Boy!
Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
All a Borg!
All the Borg left was this MacIntosh!
All the Borg left were these self-sealing stembolts.
Alll a Borg!
ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a deflector dish.
ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a saucer section.
And all the Borg left was this 486...
And all the Borg left was this Amiga ...
And all the Borg left was this Apple III.
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7...
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows 3.0.
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows...
And all the Borg left was this darn Macintosh...
And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone...
And all the Borg left was this darn Tandy ...
And all the BORG left was this IBM (R) Ps/2 <tm>.
And all the Borg left was this Macintosh.
And all the Borg left was this Tagline.
And all the Borg left was this Tandy.
And all the Borg left was this TI/99-4A.
And all the Borg left was this VIC-20.
And I am C-@FN@, human cyborg relations.
And I am C-@TOFIRST@, human cyborg relations.
And I am C-Jack, human cyborg relations.
And I thought the Borg were bad . . .
And now, here's Locutus of Borg, singing Assimilatable You.
And the only thing the Borg left was a Macintosh.
And the only thing the Borg left was NT.
And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ...
And the only thing the Borg left was this Apple III.
And the only thing the Borg left was this copy of Windows.
And the only thing the Borg left was this Mac.
And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh
And the only thing the Borg left was this tag line.
And the only thing the Borg left was this Tandy.
And the only thing the Borg left was this VIC-20.
And the only thing the Borg left was this.
And the solution to the Borg Menace? Give 'em Windows 3.1
And this is my other brother Darrell of Borg, and...
Andrew Dice Borg: "Go assimilate yourself!...."
Andy Rooney of Borg:  You ever wonder why resistance is futile?
Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wondered WHY resistance is futile?
Anyone out there read any Jorge Louis Borges?
Aretha Franklin of Borg:  R E S P E C T is irrelevant.
As the Borg might say, Bigotry is irrelevant!
Asimov of Borg:  The Three Laws Of Assimilation.
Assimilate a pitiful species like you? I think not! --Q of Borg.
Assimilate me...tender... --Elvis of Borg.
Assimilate my shorts   Borg Simpson
Assimilated you will be, hmmm. --Yoda of Borg.
Assimilated, you will be. --Yoda of Borg.
Assimilation is cool. huh-huh-huh. --Beavis of Borg.
ASSIMILATION PARTY! I'll bring the Borgers, you bring the Lowenborg!
At Borger King we do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
At Borgerking, your way is irrelevant!
At Burger Borg, your way is irrelevant!
August 1993, the Borg assimilates the Mars probe.
B. Clinton of Borg: You will not be assimilated.
B.A. Baraccus of Borg: I ain't goin' in no spaceship!
Baby Borg: Isn't he le cutest little thing?
Baby Borg: Isn't he the cutest little thing?
Baby Borg: Le cutest little thing you ever saw...
Bad Borg, Bad Borg Whatcha gonna do when they assimilate you?
Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me.  Assimilate into my family.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity.
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless.
Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love U!
Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
BART of the BORG - 'Resistance is useless you WILL eat my shorts!!'
Beatles of Borg:  Assimilate and Let Die!
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1
Bjorn of Borg : Wimbledon is irrelevant
Blonde Borgs all have the same fun.
Blonde Borgs have the same fun.
Bob Barker of Borg:  C'mon down and be assimilated!
Bob Barker of Borg:  Resistance is futile.  Have your pet spayed
Bob Vila of Borg:  This Old House is futile.
Bob Vila of Borg:  This Old House is irrelevant.
Bob Vila of Borg:  Welcome to "This Old Assimilation".
Boo-Boo to Yogi of Borg "The ranger's not gonna like being assimilated
Borg Alka Seltzer:  I can't believe I assimilated the WHOLE thing.
Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt.
Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man.
Borg assimilation of Republicans.  Can *you* tell the difference?
Borg Bumper Sticker:  "If you can read this, you're irrelevant."
Borg Burger:      (Your way is irrelevant)
Borg Burgers - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant.
Borg Burgers:  Your way is IRRELEVANT!
Borg Cable Company: Subscribers' wishes are irrelevant!
Borg Cola - Not the choice of the Next Generation.
Borg Collection Agency:  Pay up or be assimilated!
Borg come-on: Wow, with your ass_im_elated.
Borg do it their way.  Your way is irrelevant
Borg DOS v5.0:  Assimilate Another (Y/N)?
Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!!!!
BORG For President--All Politicians Will Be Assimilated!
BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a  Tagline theft is futile.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a . Taglines are irrelevent.
Borg meets Tribbles: "We are the Borg. We surrender.  Please help."
Borg Moderator:  Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
Borg restaurant: Smorgasborg.
Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.
Borg Spreadsheet - Locutus 1-2-3
Borg Spreadsheet Program  -  Locutus 1-2-3
Borg spreadsheet:  Locutus 1-2-3
Borg starter kit.  Some assimilation required.
BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
Borg's World - Partying is relevant. Assimilate Beer!
Borg-Cola : Not the choice of The Next Generation.
BORG-DOS V5.01  Assimilating Next revision, Downgrading is Futile.
Borg-er King. We do burgers our way. Your way is irrelevant!
Borg-er King: We do it our way. Yours is irrelevant.
Borg-er King: We do it our way. Yours is irrelivant.
Borg-U-Baste:  The Meal of Champions!
Borg.Com found!  (A)ssimilate (C>hange channel
Borg?  Where?   I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER
Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games
Borgasm * The ecstacy of being assimilated.
Borgasm, n.  The ecstacy of being assimilated.
Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.
BorgBurgers - We do it our way;yours is irrelevent
BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
BorgBurgers:  Have it our way.  Your way is irrelevant.
BorgBurgers: We do it OUR way. Yours is irrelevant
BorgDOS 1.0  -  Your utilities will be assimilated!
BorgDos 1.0 - Irrelevant command or filename.
BorgDOS 1.0 - Your utilities will be assimilated!
BorgDos 1.0 : Irrelevant Command Or Filename.
BorgDOS 189.27:  Assimilate another? (Y/n)
BorgDOS 5.0: Assimilate another (Y/N)?
BorgDOS v5.0  - Assimilate Another? [Y/n]
Borgen-Daas Ice Cream:  "Calories are irrelevant"
Borger King - We do it our way! Your way is irrelevant!
BORGer King. Your way is irrelevant.
Borger King:  "Have it OUR way.  Your way is irrelevant."
Borger King:  Your way is irrelevant.
Borger King: Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Borger King: We do it OUR way, your way is irrelevant!
Borger Kink: Have it our way... Yours is irrelevent...
BorgerKing--Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Borgs i-n-n-n S-P-A-A-C-C-C-E-E-E-E!
Borgy Pig, th..th..th..that's irrelevent folks.
Borgy:  A group of people frantically assimilating each other.
Bring Arnold Schwartzenegger to play the Borg Terminator!
Bush Borg  .  The economy is irrelevant.
Can the Borg assimilate Q?
Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?
Carson of Borg: How futile is it?
Cheesborger, cheeseborger, cheeseborger, Coke.  Pepsi is irrelevant.
Chewbacca of Borg:  "RRWARARRHHG!"
Clinton Borg  .  Inhaling is irrelevant.
Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
Coming soon, Rick Borganis starring in "Honey, I Assimilated the kids!
Coming soon: The Daleks vs. the Borg--EXTERMINATE! ASSIMILATE!
Cool Hand of Borg:  What we have here is a failure to assimilate.
Cross between the Borg and Dr. McCoy - "He's irrelevant, Jim."
Debbie Does The Borg!!!!  YIPE!!!!
Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore, we are.
Destroy the Borg? Give 'em Windows 3.1; that'll do it!
Destroy the Borg? Give them Cavis Alpha IV!
Destroy the Borg? Give them WINDOWS
Destroy the Borg? Let's give them Windows.
Dirty Harry of Borg : "Go ahead.... resist us."
Dirty Pair vs. the Borg:  "Fault is irrelevant."
Dispatch a subspace message:  "We have engaged the Borg."
Distance is irrelevant. . Pythagoras of Borg
Does Locutus watch the PlayBorg Channel?
Don't like our driving? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT. The Borg.
Drunk Borg: "Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?"
Edward Scissorhands was an early Borg prototype.
Edward Sissorhands, an early Borg prototype.
Ensign Ro meets the Borg:  Bajoran Borg.
Ernest of Borg:  I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern.  Know whut I mean?
Evading the Borg:  Circum-Locutus?
Even the Borg won't assimilate an Amiga!
Excuse me while I Borg Out.
Ford of Borg:  At the Collective, Assimilation is Job #1.
Foxes will be assimilated.  We're wild and crazy Borgs.
FriBorg the 13th: Part XXI: Jason gets Assimilated!
Galactic Conquest or bust. Borg.
Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters...
Gertrude Stein of Borg: "Resistance is resistance is resistance..."
GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO ~ Borg subroutine
Groucho Borg:  "That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated..."
Gump of Borg: Life is like a box of assimilation...
Heindenborg: O.K. so Hydrogen was relevant.
Here a Borg, there a Borg, everywhere a Borg Borg.
Homer of Borg:  Prepare to be assim.  Ohhhh.  Donuts
Homey the Borg:  "Homey don't assimilate that!"
How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb? ... All of them!
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them!
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? All.
How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  All of them!
How many Borgs to change a light bulb? Illumination is irrelevant.
How to destroy a Borg.... Give him DOS 6
How to Destroy the Borg: Give them a copy of MS-Windows!
How to get rid of the Borg: let them assimilate Packleds.
How to kill a Borg: OS/2 2.1!
How to neutralize the Borg: Install Windows on their system.
How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. --Borg.
How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. --The Borg.
How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. --The Borg.
Huey Louis of Borg:  Its Hip To Be Square!
Hugh of Borg: Is Geordi...a friend?
Hugh today, BORG tomorrow.
Hummm ... Mork of Borg ... maybe ...
Hunde, swerde, Swedish Chef du Borg! De Chikke is irrelevant!
Hunt of Borg: Taglines are futile. This one is assim*&!xxxx.
Hussein of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will assimilate your bombs.
I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard.
I am .qwk of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant
I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
I am 3PO of Borg. And it's all your fault, R2!
I am 86 of Borg: You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing.
I am @TO@ of Borg. Prepare all taglines for assimilation.
I am @TO@ of Borg. Prepare to be...oooh, taglines!
I am @TOFIRST@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant.
I am a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile.
I am a Dalek of Borg: Assimilate! assimilate!
I am a Dalek of Borg: You will be assimilate! Assimilate!
I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted.
I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
I am Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where's my nitro?
I am Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude.
I am actor Troy McClure of the Borg: I've been assimilated & love it!
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assignated.
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assimilated.
I am Agassi of Borg. Before assimilating you...does my hair look ok?
I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay?
I am Ahnold of Borg. You girly-men will be assimilated.
I am Ahnold of Borg. You whimpering girly-fellows vil be assimilated.
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg: We will *not* assimilate!
I am Al Gore of Borg. I am irrelevant. I have been assimilated.
I am Al of Borg.  Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you.
I am Alex Sanders of Borg. My grandmother told me to assimilate you.
I am Alex Trebek of Borg. What is irrelevant?
I am Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
I am Alfred E. Neuman of Borg. What, me assimilate?
I am Alfred E. Neumann of Borg: What? Me assimilated?
I am Alfred E. Newman of Borg: What, me assimilate?
I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
I am Alvin of Borg. Dave is irrelevant.
I am Andrew_Dice_Clay of Borg. Why don't you go assimilate yourself!
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is futile?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Apu of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated and have a nice day!
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg: Be assimilated and have a free squishie.
I am Archie Bunker of Borg: You will be assimilated, Meathead.
I am Archie of Borg. You will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. Youse will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Arthur Dent of Borg. What, no tea?
I am Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation.
I am Astro of Borg. Rerare ro re arrimirated.
I am Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Avon of Borg: I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated.
I am Baby Bop of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will say OOOOOOO!
I am Baltar of Borg. The Galactica must be assimilated!
I am Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM!
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.. if that's...
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..if that's OK...
I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down.
I am Barney of Borg ...I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg-You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Big Bird will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg.  I love you, and you love me...
I am Barney of Borg.  Sesame Street is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg. Big Bird will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me.
I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH>!
I am Barney of Borg. You will be assimilated because I love you.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be Baby Bopped now.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg....Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg...Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg:  Sesame Street is irrelevant
I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. Were a happy entity.
I am Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved....
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my toys.
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my videos.
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me.
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile.
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless.
I am Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg....Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg....Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney the Borg....you loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barnum of Borg.  There's one assimililated every minute.
I am Barnum of Borg. I say,'There's one assimilated every minute.'
I am Barnum of Borg. There's one assimilated every minute.
I am Bart of Borg.  Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I am Bart of Borg. Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irrelevant.
I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant...Shorts are irrelevant. Ok?
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You WILL eat my shorts.
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell have I assimilated?
I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg: Eat my asmelliated shorts!
I am Bart of Borg: Eat my assimilated shorts!
I am Bart Of Borg: Prepare To Eat My Shorts, Man.
I am Bart of Borg: Resistance is useless... you WILL eat my shorts!
I am BART of the Borg: Resistance is useless, you WILL eat my shorts!
I am Bart Simpson of Borg. Who the hell are you?
I am Barteekus of Borg: Resistance is futile ,dude.
I am Bartekus of Borg: Resistance is futile, dude.
I am Barticus of Borg.  Resistance is futile, You will eat my shorts.
I am Basford of Borg. Your sheep will be assimilated.
I am Bass-O-Matic-O-Borg: You shall be sliced and diced.
I am Batman of Borg. You will be assimilated, foul fiend.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is a scientific impossibility.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically irrelevant.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically proven irrelevant.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically unfeasible.
I am Beavis and Butt-head of Borg. Resistance sucks!
I am Beavis of Borg - Resistance sucks! Heh heh...heh heh...
I am Beavis of Borg, Resistance sucks heh heh he heh.
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation is COOL!  hehe  hehe  hehehe
I am Beavis of Borg.  Umm-umm-mmm  Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL! hehe hehe hehehe.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL, hehe hehe..heh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL, hehe hehe..hehehe.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Hehe Hehe.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Huh-huh-huh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Hehe Huhuhuh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Heheheheheh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Yeah! Heheheheheh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's cool. Heh heh! hehe.
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks! Heh heheh heh he.
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks.  Heh heh, heh heh!
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance, like uh... sucks <heh heh-heh-heh>!
I am Beavis of Borg. Umm-umm-mmm Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg:  You said *Ass*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
I am Beavis of Borg: You said *A$$*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
I am Beavis of Borg: You said *Ass*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh.
I am Beeblebrox of Borg.  Resistance is... Whoa!  Babes!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is futile. You wil--Whoa, babes!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is... Whoa! Babes!
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities from France.
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities.
I am Ben of Borg: I sense something... something irrelevant.
I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg. The Original Series is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg. Your real name is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg... Plots are irrelevant...
I am Berman of Borg: From this point onward TNG will service..us.
I am Berman of Borg: Real names are irrelevant.
I am Bettencourt of Borg. You shall be humbled.
I am Bettman of Borg. Assimilation will be postponed without a CBA.
I am Bilbo of Borg. The assimilation goes ever on...
I am Bilbo_Baggens of Borg. Alas, the assimilation goes ever onward.
I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!
I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: Prepare to be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Your money will be assimilated.
I am Billary of Borg: Tax cuts are irrelevant.
I am BillDCat of Borg. You will be ass--<Acckk! Thbbbpt!>--imilated!
I am Billy Carter of Borg: We have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Bjorn Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!
I am Bjorn of Borg-prepare to be served....
I am Bjorn of Borg.  Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is <FIRST SERVICE!> <ahem> irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. You will be ACE-IMILATED!
I am Bjorn of Borg...Resistance is futile, I am top seed!
I am Bjorn of Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of the Borg: Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn, of Borg.
I am Blanka of Borg: Mom must be assimilated.
I am Blofeld of Borg. You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond.
I am Blue Wave of Borg. Your tagline has been assimilated.
I am Blue Wave of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Bob Barker of Borg. You will come on down.
I am Bob Stump of Borg ... Truth is irrelevant.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House will be assimilated.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
I am Bob_Barker of Borg, reminding you to have your pet assimilated.
I am Bogart of Borg. You will be ashimilated, shweethaht.
I am Bogie of Borg. You will be ashimilated, shweethaht.
I am Bones of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim.
I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilater, not a doctor
I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilator, not a doctor.
I am Bored of Borg. The subject is irrelevant.
I am Borg ****************, who are you?
I am Borg of Borg.  Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused.
I am Borg of Borg: Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of God; you WILL assimilate ME! [smile].
I am Borg the Cat. Aack! Thpbpth!
I am Borg the Gates. Aack!! Thpbpth!! Hardware is irrelevant.
I am Borg. James Borg.
I am Borg... James Borg.  007 has been assimilated.
I am Borg... James Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Miss MoneyPenny.
I am Borg: Absorbing is irrelevant you will be assimilated.
I am Borgapopa: Clickety click, assimilate-a-trick.
I am Borgs Bunny. What's assimilation, Doc?
I am Boris Badenov of Borg. We will assimilate moose and squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg, vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
I am Boris of Borg. Hokey... now ve'l assimilate moose and sqvirrel!
I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevant.
I am Boris of Borg. We will assimilate moose and squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg. Will assimilate Moose and Squirrel!
I am Borland of Borg.  Prepare to be Quattroprolated.
I am Brecher of Borg. You shall be net mailed.
I am Bubba of Borg. Uh, are y'all fixin' to be assimilated, or what?
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all is fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all's fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Prepare your beer to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Y'all is fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bud of Borg. Can I assimilate you, please, just once
I am Buddha of Borg: Resistance is suffering. Suffering is useless.
I am Buffalo Bob of Borg: What time is it? Assimilation time.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  Carrots are Irrelevant!
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  What's up, Collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
I am BugsBunny of Borg. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... What's up, collective?
I am Bullsh*t of Borg ... prepare to be inundated.
I am Bullshit of Borg: Prepare to be inundated.
I am Bullwinkle of Borg.  Prepare to be pulled out of my hat.
I am Bundy of Borg. NO! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bundy of Borg. No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bunker of Borg. Prepare to be assumptiated, meathead!
I am Bunny of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them!
I am Bush of Borg...oh, the assimilation thing...
I am Bush of Borg...the economy is irrelevant.
I am Bush of Borg: Read my lips...NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!
I am Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
I am Butt-Head of Borg. Resistance SUCKS! Huh huhhuh huh.
I am Buttercup of Borg: But Wesley, you were assimilated!
I am Buttercup of Borg: But Westley, you were assimilated!
I am Butthead of Borg, resistance like sucks. Ehuh Ehuh.
I am Butthead of Borg.  Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is, like... uh... totally cool!
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is...uh...cool! he he
I am Butthead of Borg. Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool...
I am Butthead of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated.
I am Butthead of Borg: Resistance SUCKS.
I am ButtHead, a Borg. Duh-Uh, Resistance sucks.
I am C-3P0 of Borg: Master Luke! We will all be Assimilated! Oh, my!
I am C-3PO of Borg. Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh, my!
I am C3PO of Borg: And it's all your fault, R2!
I am Cajun of Borg... All Crawfish will be Assimilated.
I am Callahan of Borg.  Go ahead... resist us...
I am Campus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is useless.
I am Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is useless.
I am Carl of Borg. Macross has been assimilated.
I am Carson of Borg. Hah! This is soooo futile <'how futile is it?'>
I am Carson of Borg: How futile is it?
I am Carter of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, ya'll!
I am Cat (from Red Dwarf) of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little.
I am Cat of Borg.  We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Cat of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little fishy.
I am Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself!
I am Checkov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awroomilated.
I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awrrrrooooooooommmmmmmmmmilated.
I am Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!
I am Chewie of Borg. You will be awroomilated.
I am Chief Higgins of BorgATF. Prepare to be incinerated.
I am Chief Higgins of BorgATF. Your religion is irrelevant.
I am Christopher Robin of Borg: You sit here and assimilate Piglet.
I am Churchill of Borg. We shall assimilate them on the beaches....
I am Clampett of Borg. We'doggies is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg -- Resistance is Taxable.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Resistance is taxable.
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary has told me that resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Politically Irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be......well, maybe...
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to have your wallet assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg. resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg. Truth is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. You will not be inhaled.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your income is now assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your incomes will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your pain is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your wages will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your wallets will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg...inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg: Assimilation of Perot is relevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be confused.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Politically Irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to have your money assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg: Tax increases are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Your pain is irrevant.
I am Clinton of the Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct.
I am Cookie Borg: Me assimilate cookie!
I am Cookie of Borg: Me assimilate cookie!
I am Cool Hand of Borg: What we have here is failure to ass'mlate.
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Cortese of Borg: It's our way, right away.
I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
I am Cullen of Borg. M-O-O-N, that spells Assimilate, laws, yes...
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile, woo woo woo...
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance and assimilation is Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo.
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Cyrano Jones of Borg.  Want to buy a borg tribble?
I am Cyrus of Borg. You will be achy breaky assimilated.
I am Cyrus of Borg. Your achy breaky heart is irrelevant.
I am Cyrus of Borg. Your acky breaky heart is irrelevant.
I am Daffy Duck of Borg. Resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg. Yooooouuuuurrrrrr Dethpicably Irrelevant!
I am Daffy Duck of BORG: We will assimilate your Egos!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrrrrrrelevant!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!
I am Daffy of Borg.  Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Daffy of Borg. OH NO YOU DON'T!...Assimilate when you get home!
I am Daffy of Borg. Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Daffy of Borg: What do you mean =we= will?
I am Dahlmer of Borg, prepare to be mutilated.
I am Dahmer of Borg, prepare to be mutilated.
I am Dalak of Borg: AS-SIM-MI-LATE! AS-SIM-MI-LATE!
I am Dalek of Borg. Assimilate! Assimilate!
I am Dalek of Borg: As-si-mi-late.
I am Dalek of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
I am Dalek of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
I am Dalek of Borg: We obey.
I am Dalek of Borg: You will be EXTERMINATED!
I am Dan Quayle of Borg... potatoe is irrelevant.
I am Dan Quayle of Borge, spellinge is irrellevante.
I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
I am Darth Vader of Borg, The FORCE is Irrelevant
I am Darth Vader of Borg: The Force has been assimilated.
I am Data of Borg. Never the less, you will be assimilated.
I am Dax of Borg.  My slug has been assimilated.
I am DDB of Borg: Assimilation, while nice, is not on topic.
I am DDB of Borg: Your Arguments are Futile. Your Topic is Irrelevant.
I am Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment.
I am Descartes of Borg.  Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am
I am Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore we are.
I am Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg.
I am Dex of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant.
I am Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated.
I am Dino of Borg, prepare to be fossilized.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us.
I am Dirty Pair vs the Borg: Fault is irrelevant. *BAROOOOOOM* OOps.
I am DirtyHarry of Borg. Go ahead and resist us, punk. Make our day.
I am DM of Borg: Confusion is irrelevant.
I am Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance.
I am Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrevelance.
I am Donahue of Borg. Go ahead and assimilate, caller!
I am Donahue of Borg. Go ahead and assimilate, caller... You there?
I am Donahue of Borg: Assimilating in the 90's: the ugly truth.
I am DOS of Borg!  Prepare... oops, out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg. Your sanity will be assimilated.
I am Doug McKinze of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, eh.
I am Dr. Dean Adell of Borg.  Studies show you will be assimilated.
I am Dr. Ruth of Borg: Penis size is irrelevant.
I am Draganis of Borg: Trills are irrelevant.
I am Droopy of Borg. You know what? You're about to be assimilated.
I am Drunk of Borg, resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunk of Borg. Reluctance is both floortile and our elephant.
I am Drunk of Borg. Resultance is floor tile. Prepare to be 'simmed!
I am Drunk of Borg: Resillance is floor tile. Wanna be 'sim'lated
I am Drunk of Borg: Resistance is floor tile.
I am Dvorak of Keyborg. Resistance is Qwerty.
I am E. Honda of Borg: All desserts must be assimilated.
I am E.T. of Borg. Home is irrelevant.
I am Earl Schieb of Borg: I'll assimilate any car for $79.95!
I Am Earnhardt of Borg.. Prepare to be Dominated
I am Eastwood of Borg: Resistance is irrelevant, punk.
I am Ed McMahon of Borg, you may already be assimilated!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg, you may have already been assimilated!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.
I am Ed McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimlated.
I am Eddie Murphy of Borg.  Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@
I am Eddie_Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@, ya jive-sucker!
I am EdMcMahon of Borg...telling you YOU may already be assimilated!
I am Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
I am Eek! of Borg: All little creatures should be assimilated.
I am Eek! of Borg: Gee, isn't it swell when people are assimilated?
I am Eek! of Borg: Gee, it's swell when people are assimilated.
I am Eek! of Borg: It never hurts to be assimilated.
I am Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them.
I am Elders of Borg: A planned and wanted assimilation.
I am Eliza of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Elizabeth II of Borg : We are not amused by that assimilation.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg: Wesistance is wusewess. huh huh huh hut!
I am Elmer of Borg. Wesistence is usewess... huhuhuhuhuh...
I am Elmyra of Borg. We will hug you and squeeze you and love you...
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and love!
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and...
I am Elvis of Borg (thankaverymuch). Assimilate me, tender...Assi...
I am Elvis of Borg: Assimilate me...tender...
I am Elvis of Borg: Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated.
I am Emory of Borg... Prepare to be filed!
I am Engel of Borg. prepare to read my thoughts.
I am Enzyme of Borg, prepare to be invigorated.
I am Epimenides of Borg. All Borg are irrelevant.
I am Ernest Angley of Borg. Prepare to be HHHEEEEAAAALLLEEEDDDD!
I am Ernest of Borg.  Hey, Vern.  Resistance is futile.
I am Ernest of Borg. Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile, knowhatahmean?
I am Ernest of Borg. Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile.
I am Ernest of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borgnine. Prepare to be assassinated.
I am Expert of Borg, prepare to endure the authoritative.
I am Feminist of Borg. Male resistance is futile!
I am Flatulus of Borg, prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of BORG, pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg.  You will be asphixiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Come here and prepare to pull my finger, son.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to suffer. ... I am Flatulus of Borg.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Someone press 7, please?
I am Flatulus of Borg. You shall be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. You will be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg:  Here me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to suffer.
I am Flatulus of Borg: You will be asphixiated.
I am Flintstone of Borg. YABBA-DABBA Assimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg. YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbassimilated
I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation. --C-3PO of Borg.
I am Foghorn of Borg.  Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated.
I am Ford of Borg: "At the Collective, Assimilation is Job #1."
I am Fourth Doctor of Borg.  Your jelly babies will be assimilated.
I am Fractio de Borg, prepare to be bifurcated.
I am Frank Thomas of Borg: I'm the big Borg.
I am Fred Flintstone of Borg: Assimilation? Yabbadabbado.
I am Fred of Borg. YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am from the Borg and I will annhil... oooh, donuts!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be assimuwated.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess, huh huh huh...!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is wusewess. Huh-huh-huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is wusewess. Huh-huh-hut.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg: "Wesistance is wusewess.  huh huh huh hut!"
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace.
I am Fudd of Borg: Resistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg: Wesistance is wusewess.
I am Fudd of Borg: Wesistance is wusewess. huh huh huh hut!
I am Fudd of the BORG! Pwepare to be assimiwated!
I am Fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated.
I am Fundie of Borg, you will be assimilated. Because God said so!
I am Fundie of Borg: You must believe to be an assimilated again Borg.
I am Futon of Borg. You will be assimilated and then become a couch.
I am G. Roddenbery of Borg: This time, you =will= be assimilated.
I am Galron of Borg:  Honor is Irrelevant
I am Galron of Borg:  Lursa & B'Etor are Irrelevant
I am Gamin of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant.
I am Gardner of Borg. You are an Initiate. Prepare to be purified.
I am Garfield of Borg - Furballs are irrelevant..<HACK>..
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>..
I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is relevant...
I am Garfield of Borg: Your lasagna will be assimilated.
I am Gary Larson of Borg. Prepare your cows for assimilation.
I am Gates of Borg - Speed is irrelevant!
I am Geordi of Borg: I still can't get any women!
I am George Bush of Borg. Read my lips, No New Assimilations!
I am George Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
I am Geraldo of Borg, Next, brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Geraldo of Borg. The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next!
I am Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Geraldo of Borg: The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next!
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Prepare to be .... Skipper!
I am Gilligan of Borg. Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape Hello all!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You shall be amputated.
I am Ginsu of Borg. You WILL be ASSIMILATED, but wait! That's not all!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginzu of Borg: You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all.
I am GOD of Borg: There WILL be light.
I am Gollum of Borg. Ressissstance is futile, precioussss.
I am Gomer of Borg! Golly we are gonna assimilate ya!
I am Gomer of Borg: Gooooooooooolly, you will be assimilated.
I am Goober of Borg: Prepare to be...Hi, Sarge!
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated.
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and you will be assimilated.
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and be assimilated.
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and you will be assimilated.
I am Guile of Borg: M.Bison must be assimilated.
I am Gumby of Borg, dammit!
I am Gumby of Borg, damn it!
I am HAL of Borg.  Stop Dave... and prepare to be assimilated.
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be ... or not to be.
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be or not.
I am Hamlet of Borg. To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Hamlet of Borg: To assimilate, or not to assimilate
I am Hamlet, prince of Borg. Prepare to be... or not to be!
I am Hammer of Borg. 2 Legit 2 Assimilate.
I am Hammer of Borg. Too legit to assimilate.
I am Harpo of Borg: Honk honk!
I am Harry Mudd of Borg: I can assimilate you at a discount, friend.
I am Harry of Borg: A man has got to know his assimilations.
I am Haskell of Borg. You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver.
I am Hefner of Borg. All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant.
I am Heisenberg of Borg.  You might be assimilated.
I am Heisenberg of Borg: Then again maybe I'm not.
I am Hemingway of Borg: Tolstoy is irrelevant.
I am Hendrix of Borg:  Are you... assimilated?
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you...assimilated? HAVEYOUEVERBEEN.
I am Henny Youngman of Borg - Assimilate my wife, please!
I am Henny Youngman of Borg. And I said 'Assimilate my wife, please!'
I am Herman of Borg. Mrs. Brown, we've assimilated your daughter.
I am Higgins of Borg: Your religion is irrelevant.
I am Hillary Clinton of Borg: Your HMO will be assimilated.
I am Hillary of Borg.  Bill is irrelevant.
I am Hillary of Borg. Prepare for Universal Government Assimilation.
I am Hillary of Borg: tax shelters are irrelevant!
I am Holmes of Borg. You shall be humiliated.
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...Oooooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim... ooooh! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim.... oooooh! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be ... Mmmmmm. Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assi... ooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim ... Ooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.....mmmmm, Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimil...oooh Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts...
I am Homer of Borg.  You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...... OOoooooo! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asimi... oooh, donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assi... OOOHH!... Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim-- Ooooooo! Dooooooonuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim....OOOOO Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. prepare to be... oooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be....ooooohhh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...oooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...ooooohh, doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepay to be assim..Repair to me assim..Prep..DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be askg...assig...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim... ooooohhh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi... ooh, donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. You will be...OOOOOHH! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You won't be assimiliated. DOH!
I am Homer of Borg.. You will be Assim.. ooohh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...BEEEERR!
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...DONUTS.
I am Homer of Borg.prepare to be....OOooo Doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be .... oooooohh, doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be askg...assig...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim...ooohhh DOOOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim...oooooooohh DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assimi... Ooohhh... Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.. Mmmmmmm. Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.....Ooooh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be...oooh pork chops!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance -- mmmm, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is... oooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: You will be assi.... Ooh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: You will be assi...ohhhhhh Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: You will be assim... Ooh, Donuts...
I am Homer of Borg: You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: You won't be assimilated...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg; You'll be assim...ohhh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borgs so5 will be assim...Ooh donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer of the the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer Simpson of Borg: You will be assim OOOOOOOHHHH Donuts.
I am Homer the Borg! Prepare to be...OOoooo! Doughnuts!
I am Homer, of Borg....prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS!
I am Homey of Borg. Homey don't assimilate that!
I am Homey of Borg. We don't play that asimillatin' shit.
I am Huey Lewis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Cubicle!
I am Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square!
I am Hugh Hefner of Borg: Breast size is irrelevant.
I am Hugh Hephner of Borg - Sex is Irrelevant!
I am Hugh of Borg. Troi will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch.
I am Hugh of Borg: Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hunter of Borg: Assimilation? It works for me.
I am Hunter Thompson of the Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS!
I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen.
I am IceBorg. The Titanic is irrelevant.
I am Imelda of Borg. You will be bought and assimilated in my closet.
I am IRS agent of Borg. Your deductions are irrelevant.
I am IRS of Borg, Your deductions are irrelevant.
I am ISDN of Borg: Your modem is irrelevant.
I am Jabba of Borg. I've assimilated everything. (Burp)
I am Jabba of Borg. You will be chuda nep roddu....
I am Jack Butler of Borg. Prepare to be...oooh, taglines!
I am Jackson of Borg, Don't you know I'm Borg, I'm Borg, Ya know it.
I am Jadzia of Borg - No, Julian I will _not_ assimilate you.
I am Jadzia of Borg: Baysol is futile. The slug has been assimilated.
I am Jagger of Borg. I can't get no assimilation.
I am James Brown of Borg. OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD!
I am James Brown of Borg. Syraloo, mannana peeopo assimilation. Heh!
I am James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im  il a  ted.
I am Janet Reno of Borg.  You will be incinerated.
I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Frugality is irrelevant!
I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Resistance is frugal!
I am Jehovah of Borg.  I will witness assimilation!
I am Jessica Hahn of Borg. Jim Bakker will be assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg.  Blessed are they who are assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg. You WILL be assimilated to the Father.
I am Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.
I am Jesus of Borg: Blessed are the assimilated.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg. Jessica Hahn is irrelevant.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Come on down to Assimilation USA!
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated.
I am Joan of Borg, prepare to be attenuated.
I am John Lennon of Borg: Imagine you are assimilated.
I am John Wayne of Borg - Fill your hand, you son-of-a-b*tch!...
I am John-Boy of Borg. G'night, Hugh! G'night, Lore! G'night, Data!
I am Johnstone of Borg. You shall be netmailed.
I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Jordon of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Joseph Smith of Borg: You must let Jesus of Borg assimilate you.
I am Julian of Borg: But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
I am Julian of Borg: I can't get no assimilation, either.
I am Julius Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated.
I am Julius of Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated.
I am Jurassic of Borg: Your children want to assimilate me.
I am Karl Marx of Borg. Workers of the world, assimilate!
I am Keating of Borg: resistance is taxable!
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I (what's that word, daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean.
I am Kenobi of Borg: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark Side.
I am Kermit of Borg. It's not easy being assimilated...
I am Kevorkian of Borg, Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant.
I am Kevorkian or Borg, Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant.
I am Khan of Borg.  From Hell's heart I assimilate thee...
I am Kira of Borg - Now that's a scary thought...
I am Kira of Borg - Now there's a terrifying thought...
I am Kira of Borg. That's a scary thought!
I am Kira of Borg. Wanna make something out of it?!
I am Kira of Borg. You got a problem with that?
I am Kirk of Borg. You! Will! Be! Assimilated!
I am Kirk of Borg: You...WILL...be....aSIMaLAted.
I am Kojak of Borg: Let's assimilate some GLH Formula.
I am Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
I am Koresh of Borg, we will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You shall be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You will be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg. You shall be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg: Resistance is fusil.
I am Koresh of Borg: We will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg: You will be immolated!
I am Koresh of Borg: You will be incinerated.
I am Kryten of Borg: It's against my programming to assimilate.
I am Kube of Borg. You will be AGGHHH! No ulcers allowed!
I am Lady MacBeth of Borg: This spot is irrelevant.
I am Lancelot of Borg.  Resistance is feudal.
I am Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fault!
I am Lao Tzu of the Borg. You will merge with the Dao.
I am Lao Tzu of the Borg. You will merge with the Tao.
I am Lao-tze of Borg: Be like water. Water does not resist.
I am Lao-Tzu of Borg-be like water, do not resist.
I am LAPD of Borg. You will be beaten into assimilation!
I am Larry Niven of Borg: Before assimilation we have sex, Woo.
I am Larry of BORG. And this is my brother Darryl and my.
I am Lauder of Borg. Nadine...we're assimilated!
I am Lecter of Borg. You have been assimilated. <BURP>!
I am Legalus of Borg: Your case is irrelevant.
I am Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated.
I am Leghorn of Borg: prepare, ah said get ready to be assimilated!
I am Leia of Borg. I'd rather assimilate a Wookie!
I am Leisure Suit Larry of Borg. You will be inseminated.
I am Lennon of Borg. Imagine there's no assimilation ...
I am Leona of Borg: Only the little people get assimilated.
I am LeQuetus of Borg. You, Wolverine, are irrelevant and futile.
I am Letterman of Borg.  Prepare to be anightalated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Here are the Top Ten Signs You're Assimilated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Prepare to be anightalated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Top 10 reasons resistance is futile...
I am Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile.
I am Letterman of Borg: Top Ten reasons you should be assimilated.
I am Letterman of Borg; prepare to be anightalated.
I am Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. I don't assimilate, I complain.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. I have assimilated the future. It is GONE!
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Liberals will be assimilated....
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Prepare to be berated!
I am Limbaugh of Borg. You shall be wrong.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: If you say ditto you are already assimilated.
I am Lisa of Borg: Aren't we all just irrelevant, anyway?
I am Lisa Simpson of Borg: Assimilation is the cure for the blues.
I am Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Christine Kachansky.
I am Locutus of Borg - Lights are irrelevant...<BLAM>..
I am Locutus of Borg! Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg.  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg. Have you considered buying a Pontiac?
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg. Your hair will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg: The color of your Poupon is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg: You will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg; your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Locutus of Borgs. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of the Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated...brother.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - All men shall be circumssimalated.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - Penises are irrelevant.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg: All men shall be circumssimilated.
I am Lucy of Borg. You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAH!
I am Luwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil... oohhh, a man!
I am Lwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil oohhh a man!
I am MacBeth of Borg: Trees are irrelevant.
I am Macintosh of Borg. It takes a while to assimilate.
I am Macmahon of Borg, you may already be assimilated.
I am Madden of Borg. BOOM! WHAP! You're assimilated!
I am Madden of Borg: >WHAP!< You're assimilated!
I am Madonna of Borg - taste is irrelevant
I am Madonna of BORG! Justify my assimilation!
I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant.
I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant. Resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg. Resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg:  Justify my assimilation!  ::pant::pant::
I am Madonna of Borg: Taste is irrelevant.
I am Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me.
I am Magoo of Borg. You will be..uh..uh..now where are those glasses?
I am Mailman of Borg! Prepare to be assim... Ooooooh, tequila!
I am Marge Simpson of Borg: You will be assimilated into my hairdo.
I am Marshall Presnell of Borg. Gravis Support is irrelevant.
I am Marvin of Borg.  Guess which weapon I have...
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what kind of weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess which weapon I have...
I am Marvin of Borg: Don't talk to us about irrelevant life.
I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime In the Ice Machine is Irrelevent!
I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime is Irrelevent!
I am MarytheTrillslayer of Borg - Surrender, or you're slug chow..
I am Matt of Borg: Assimilation for all who complain!
I am Mattress Mac Of Borg: Assimilation really will Save You Money!
I am McBorg...Would you like fries with your assimilation?
I am McCartney of Borg. Assimilate and let die....
I am McDonalds of Borg, Over 10 Billion Assimilated!
I am McGlaughlin of Borg: WRONG!
I am McMahon of Borg.  You may already be assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg.  You shall be on Star Search.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be a winner.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already have been assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may have already been assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg. You shall be on Star Search.
I am McMahon of BORG... You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of Borg: Assimilation? You are correct, sir.
I am Medici of Borg-ia, prepare to be assassinated.
I am Michael Jackson of Borg: Ch'mon! Let's assimilate!
I am Microsoft of Borg - Speed is irrelevant.
I am Microsoftus of Borg. You will be slowed down.
I am Mike of Borg. John Windsor will be assimilated.
I am Minmei of Borg. You will be annoyed.
I am Miracle Max of Borg: Resistance? I liked your first story better.
I am Miss Borgfield! Gentlemen, start your assimilating!
I am Moderator Borg: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
I am MODERATOR of BORG. Follow the rules or be assimilated.
I am Moderator of Borg. That thread is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg: Y'all prepare to behave yourself, yer hear?
I am Moe of Borg.  Come 'ere porcupine.  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, you numbskull!
I am Moe of Borg.  See that?  <SLAP-BONK>  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg.  Spread out!  <SLAP>  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, you numb skull!
I am Moe of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, you numskull!
I am Moe of Borg. See that? <SLAP-BONK> Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
I am Moe of Borg. Spread out! <SLAP> Resistance is futile.
I am Mommy of Borg: No dessert till your broccoli is assimilated.
I am Monika of Borg: Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Montana Max of Borg: Prepare your money to be assimilated.
I am Montgomery Burns of Borg: Assimilate that clumsy human up here.
I am Monty Hall of Borg.  "Making a Deal" is futile.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. Will you trade assimilation for Door #3?
I am Monty of Borg: Perpare for a-BOOT TO THE HEAD!
I am Monty of Borg: Prepare for a-BOOT TO THE HEAD!
I am Mork of Borg: Boy do I feel like a clone. Na-noo na-noo!
I am Mork of Borg: Mindy is irrelevant. Shazbot!
I am Mork of Borg: Orson is irrelevant. Na-noo na-noo!
I am Mr. Dressup of Borg: Let's play 'Assimilate'.
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say assimilate, boys and girls?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can YOU say assimilation?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. It's a beautiful day in the Collective...
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Won't you be assimilated with me?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Can you say assimilated?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Wouldn't you like to be assimilated?
I am Mr. Rourke of Borg.  Welcome to Assimilation Island.
I am Mr. T of Borg. I pity da fool that resists me.
I am Mr. T of Borg: You gonna be assimilated, sucka!
I am Mr. Wilson of Borg assimilates Dennis, becomes new menace.
I am Mufasa of Borg; You are to be assimilated in the Circle of Life.
I am Mulroney of Borg: The GST Will assimilate you.
I am Murphy of Borg.  Anything that can be assimilated will be.
I am Nagus Zek of Borg. Trimming my ear hair is futile.
I am Ned Flanders of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
I am Neils Borg. Fission is irrelevant.
I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
I am Niels of Borg: Fission is irrelevant.
I am Nietzsche of Borg: Plato is irrelevant.
I am Nixon of Borg.  Watergate is Irrelevant!
I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer!
I am Norm of Borg. Bar tabs are futile, beer will be assimilated.
I am NOT a Borg, by Jean Locu...um, that's LUC Picard.
I am NOW of Borg, prepare to be emasculated.
I am NT of Borg: You will not be assimilated. Existence is futile.
I am NT the Borg ... Your hard disk will be Assimilated!
I am Number 6 of Borg: Why I resigned is irrelevant.
I am Obi Wan of Borg. Killing me is futile.
I am Odie of Borg: *=SLUUUURP!=* You have been assimilated!
I am Odo of Borg.  Hey, How do you assimilate a Bucket of Slime???
I am Odo of Borg. No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a...
I am Odo of Borg. Shape is irrelevant.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is V/I...
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg; resistance is voltage/current.
I am Ohm, of Borg. Resistance is E/I.
I am Oliver North of Borg, I have no recollection of Assimilation.
I am Opie of Borg.  Can we assimilate 'em now, Pa?
I am Opie of Borg. Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Opie of Borg. Can we assimilate 'em now, Pa?
I am Opie of Borg. Can we assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Oprah of Borg.  You Will Lose Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg. So, why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg. You Will Lost Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg: Losing weight is irrelevant.
I am Oprah of Borg: You Will Lost Weight!
I am ORAC of Borg: Persistance is useless. Don't bother me!
I am ORAC of Borg: Persistence is useless. Don't bother me!
I am OS/2 of Borg. Your disk space will be assimilated.
I am P-P-Porky of B-Borg. Prepare to b-b-b-be assim-sim-ilated.
I am P-Porky of B-Borg... prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.
I am P...P...Porky from B...B...B...Borg. P...P...Prepare t...t...
I am Pabst of Borg. You shall be inebriated.
I am Pac-Man of Borg. You will be dot-similated.
I am Pakled of Borg: We look for things to assimilate.
I am Paklids of Borg: We assimilate things.
I am Pat Robertson of Borg: You will be baptized into the collective.
I am Paul of Borg: Gentiles should be assimilated too.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Are you going, to Assimilation Fair?
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation is the bottom line for everyone.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation over Troubled Waters.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: I am a Borg, I am an Island.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: I'm feeling, Assimilation Bound.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Listen, to the sounds, of assimilation.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Me and Hugh Down by the School Yard.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Still assimilating after all these years.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The 59th Street Assimilation Song.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The Assimilated Child.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The Borg in the Bubble.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: You Can Call me Hugh.
I am Pee Wee of Borg. Watch me assimilate myself.
I am Peg of Borg. Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
I am Pepe of ze Borg. We will assimilate you in the matters of love.
I am Perot of Borg.  Your Money Will Be Assimilated!
I am Perot of Borg. Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg. It's your collective, you're the owners.
I am Perot of Borg. Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Perot of Borg. Wait a minute, I already own most of Sector 001.
I am Perot of Borg. We should assimilate for the children.
I am Perot of Borg: Let's have a debate about your assimilation.
I am Peshek of Borg and I am _NOT_ the Assimilation Goddess!
I am Peter Popoff of Borg. Prepare to reach God at 37.15 megahertz.
I am Picard of Borg.  HAIR Is Irrelevant!
I am Picard of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated...make it so...
I am Piglet of Borg: If I weren't such a small Borg, resistance would.
I am Pike of Borg. Beep beep.
I am Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we're all just Borgs in The Wall.
I am Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
I am Plato of Borg: The meaning of life is irrelevant.
I am Pooh of Borg. Surrender your honey pot.
I am Pooh of Borg. We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today.
I am Pope of Borg: You are irreverent.
I am Pope of Borg: You will be assimilated in the name of god.
I am Popeil of Borg. You shall be Pocket Fished.
I am Popeye of Borg.  Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Popeye of Borg.  Spinach is Irrelevant
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimiligrated.
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be askimilgrated.
I am Popeye of Borg: Prepare to be askimilated.
I am Popeye of Borg: You shall be what you shall be.
I am Popeye of Borg: You will be askgimilgated.
I am Popeye of Borg: You will be askimilated.
I am Popeye of Borg: You will be askimilgrated.
I am Popeye of the Borg. Prepare to be askimilated.
I am Popeye, a Borg. Prepare to be askimiligrated.
I am Porky of Borg.  P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p.  Aw, give up.
I am Porky of Borg. Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbbbb--we're taking over.
I am Porky of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assim...I'm ta...
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it.
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim,forge
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim ... bdeh ... assim...
I am Porky of Borg: Prepare to be assim..assim.. I'm taking over!
I am Porky Pig of Borg: You're-Ble-Ir-El-Ir-Not Relevant!
I am Potash of Borg. Your filk will be assimilated.
I am Prodigy of Borg: Your files will be assimilated.
I am Pythagoras of Borg: Distance is irrelevant.
I am Q of Borg. I'm bored...
I am Q of Borg. You REALLY don't stand a chance!
I am Q-Tip, a Borg.
I am Quark of Borg.  Gold Pressed Lattinum is Irrelevant
I am Quark of Borg. Your latinum will be assimilated.
I am Quayle of Borg.  Speling is irelevante.
I am Quayle of Borg: Prepire to be asimillayted.
I am Qwerty of Keyborg. Lett'er be assimilated.
I am R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh...
I am Rabbit of Borg: No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone.
I am Rambo of Borg.  *BWHAM*  *BUDDABUDDABUDDA* *KABOOOM*
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>
I am Ray Charles of Borg: The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be, uh, I don't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be, uh.. er.. I can't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. You will be...uh...umm...I don't recall...
I am Ren of Borg, you irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm!
I am Ren of Borg.  Resistance is futile, you sack of protoplasm!
I am Reproduction of Borg, prepare to be proliferated.
I am Republican of Borg. The middle class will be assimilated.
I am Rhett of Borg: Frankly I don't give a damn who you assimilate.
I am Richman of Borg: The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama!
I am Ridiculous of Borg: Resistance in futile, you will laugh.
I am Riker of Borg - Prepare to be leaned on..
I am Riker of Borg. Prepare to be stared at intensely.
I am Riker of Borg: Honor is irrelevant. Winning is everything.
I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated <smirk>.
I am Rimmer of Borg: You would be assimilated if you weren't a git!
I am Roadrunner of Borg. You will beep-beep assimilated.
I am Roadrunner of Borg: Prepare to beep-beep assimilated.
I am Robbins of Borg: Hemingway is irrelevant.
I am Robertson of Borg. The truth is irrelevant.
I am Robin of Borg, Holy futility, Borgman! We're assimilated!
I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility Batman, we're assimilated.
I am Rockne of BORG! Assimilate one for the Gipper!
I am Rocky of Borg. Yo! Prepare to be, uh, you know, assimilated.
I am Rodney Dangerfield of Borg. I get no resistance.
I am Roger Daltrey of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
I am Roger Daltry of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
I am Rolling of Borg. We can't get no assimilation.
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be ... uh, I don't recall.
I am Ronny McBorg. Over 6 billion assimilated. Taste is irrelevant.
I am Roo of Borg: Can I be assimilated too? Please!? Please!?
I am Rooney of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. I hate that!
I am Ross Perot of Borg: Assimilation? Well here's the deal.
I am Ross Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Rowen & Martin of Borg: The Fickle Finger of Fate is irrelevant.
I am Rozencrantz of Borg: Guildenstern is irrelevant.
I am Rubik of Borg. So, you like my ship design, huh?
I am Rubik of Borg: So, you like my ship design?
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. That's a scary thought, eh?
I am Rush of Limborg. Liberals are irrelevant.
I am Rush of Limborg. Liberals are irrelevent.
I am Rush of LimBorg: All *other* opinions are irrelevant!
I am Rush of LimBORG: Resistance is futile. Death is irrelevant.
I am Sajack of Borg. RES_STA_CE _S F_T_ILE.
I am Sajak of Borg ... R_SIST_NC_ IS FUTIL_.
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_ST_NCE _S F_T_LE.
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_S_ANC_ _S F_U__LE!
I am Sajak of Borg;  RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
I am Salemi of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic.
I am Sally Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, next.
I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. I will assimilate Green Eggs and Ham.....
I am Santa of Borg: You will be assimilated. HO! HO! HO!
I am Sartre of Borg: Existence precedes assimilation.
I am Scarlett of Borg: Where will I go? What will I assimilate?
I am SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto!
I am Schwarzenegger of Borg. Prepare to stay here. I'll be back.
I am Schwarzenegger of Borg; Get ready for a big surprise!
I am Scooby Doo of Borg- Reware roo re arimorated, Raggy!
I am Scooby of Borg.  Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy.
I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arrimirated, Raggy!
I am Scoty o' Borg: Changing the laws of Physics is futile.
I am Scrooge of Borg - Christmas is Irrelevant!
I am Seinfeld of Borg. Whats the deal with resistance?
I am Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile?
I am Sela of Borg: Res- (Enterprise self-destructs).
I am Senile of Borg. Prepare to be... What was I talking about?
I am Shaggy of Borg. You shall be groovy.
I am Shakespeare of Borg - Prepare to be... or not to be...
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Prepare to be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: English is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: French is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Yorick is irrelevant
I am Shakespeare of the Borg. Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Sharon Stone of Borg. Clothing is irrelevant!
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. I was futile the last time too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile in my previous life, too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile the last time too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: Didn't I assimilate you in another life?
I am Siegler of Borg: You will be assimilated,resistance is off topic.
I am Simpson of Borg: Assimilate my shorts.
I am Sinatra of Borg: Do be do be do is irrelevant.
I am Sinatrus ** the Chairman of the Borg.
I am Sisko of Borg. Now I have an excuse for no emotions.
I am Skippy of Borg, prepare to be nkt nkt, Nod Nod, Shake Shake....
I am Skywalker of Borg. So, Ben, what do I do now?
I am Slartibartfast of Borg, but my name is irrelevant.
I am SLMR of Borg. Your tagline has been assimilated!
I am Smiley Face of Borg. Nice days are irrelevant.
I am Smokey Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent resistance!
I am Smokey The Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent resistance!
I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed.
I am Smorgas of Borg.  You will be marinated.
I am Smorgas-Borg:  Starving is futile.
I am Socrates of Borg. You shall be.
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me <grin>.
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me.
I am Speculum of Borg. prepare to be probed.
I am Speedy Gonzales of Borg: Prepare to be accelerated!
I am Spike Lee of Borg. If I can't assimilate you, you're a racist.
I am Spock of Borg.  Logic is Irrelevant!
I am Spock of Borg. Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical.
I am Spock of Borg: Fascinating.
I am Spock of Borg: Resistance would be illogical.
I am Spockutis of Borg: Resistance is illogical.
I am Spot of Borg: Your food and curtains will be assimilated.
I am Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimilation.
I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated in a horrific way.
I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated...er...
I am Stimpy of Borg.  Happiness is irrelevant.  Joy is irrelevant.
I am Stimpy of Borg. Your Powdered Toast will be assimilated.
I am Stripper of Borg.  Clothing is Irrelevant!
I am Superman of Borg. Kryptonite is irrelevan... oh shit! ARRGGHH!
I am Superman of Borg: Clark is no more. Only Superman is assimilated.
I am Superman of Borg: I never said I was assimilated.
I am Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you.
I am Superman of Borg: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's irrelevant!
I am Swan of Borg. You shall be disassembled.
I am Swedish Chef of Borg: Assimilate de chicken.
I am Sybil of Borg, and so am I, so am I, so am...
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself.
I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myselfs.
I am Sylvester of Borg. Prepare to be athhhhimilated.
I am SYSOP of Borg.Fill in questionnaire for assimilation.
I am Sysop of Borg: Configuration is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg: I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
I am T'kul of Borg: You're Queen egg will be assimilated.
I am Taco of Borg: Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant.
I am Tagline of Borg.  Go ahead!  Assimilate me!
I am Tagline of Borg. Prepare to assimilate me.
I am Tagline of Borg. Your message will be assimilated.
I am Tagline-Thief of Borg: You will be as&%$# -++ NO CARRIER
I am Tarzan of Borg. You will be AAAEEEOOOEEEEOOOOO!
I am Tarzan of Borg. You will be AAAEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOOOO!
I am Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.
I am Taz of Borg - RRRHHRRR  UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!
I am Taz of Borg! RRHHRR UURRRGGHH PPPHHZZZT!
I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZ PTTHT!
I am Teacher of Borg: Questions are irrelevant.
I am Ted of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will be bored to death.
I am Terminator of Borg. Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Terminator of Borg:  Termination is NOT Irrelevant
I am TEXT of Borg: You will be ASCII-mulated!
I am the Borgman, Goo Goo Gajoob!
I am the Intendant of Borg - Now that really IS a terrifying thought..
I am the Intendant of Borg - now there IS a terrifying thought...
I am the Intendant of Borg - now there's a REALLY terrifying thought
I am the Pope of Borg. You are irreverent.
I am The Terminator of Borg: You will be exterminated then assimilated
I am The Trillslayer of Borg: Assimilate this, slug..<blam>!
I am Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs bend me to their will.
I am Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs obey my will.
I am Threepio of Borg. And it's all your fault, Artoo!
I am Thylvessster of Borg; Prepare to be athimmilated.
I am Tigger of Borg:  A Tigger can assimilate anything.
I am Tigger of Borg: Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tim of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be poked...
I am Tim Taylor of Borg. Assimilation gives you more power! Arrgh!
I am Tim the Borg-man Taylor. We need... MORE ASSIMILATION! ARR! ARR!
I am Tired of Borg: Go away and stop assimilating.
I am Toaster of Borg: Care for some toast before you're assimilated.
I am Toaster of Borg: It is useless to resist my offerings of toast.
I am Toaster of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will eat toast.
I am Tolstoy of Borg: Nietzsche is irrelevant.
I am Torgo of Borg. I'll assimilate you while the Master's away.
I am Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquisition!
I am Trelane of Borg. I don't wanna stop assimilating!
I am Trellane of Borg. I don't wanna stop assimilation..I don't wanna.
I am Tri-State of Borg, I forget what the hell I made up.
I am Troi of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg... Do you want me to assimilate you?
I am Troi of Borg: Chocolate is irrelevant.
I am Trojan of Borg. Assimilation is safe sex.
I am Trojan of Borg: McAffee is irrelevant.
I am Troy McClure of Borg: I've been assimilated and love it!
I am Trudeau of Borg. Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Trump of Borg: You will be accumulated.
I am Tweeti of Borg.  I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg, I tawt I assimilated a puddy tat!
I am Tweety of Borg.  I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimuwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. Puddy Tat's are iwelevent.
I am Tweety of Borg: I taht I taw a Picardycat.
I am Tweety of Borg: I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat! I did!
I am Tweety of Borg: You wiww be assimewated!
I am Tyrannosaurus rex of Borg. Barney is irrelevant.
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Uhura of Borg: Assimalation frequencies open, sir.
I am Uhura of Borg: Assimilating frequencies open, sir.
I am Unix of Borg. Your compatibility will be assimilated.
I am Urkel of Borg, did *I* assimilate that?
I am V'Ger of Borg: Carbon units are irrelevant.
I am Vader of Borg. Luke -ssss- you will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg. Luke, come to the dark side of assimilation
I am Vader of Borg. The Force will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg. Your assimilation lies with me, Luke!
I am Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. It is your Destiny.
I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music.
I am Victor of Borg: You will be assimilated; fsssss-pt.
I am Vinnie Borgarino: Assimilate this, sucker!
I am Vinnie Borgarino: Up your nose with a rubber hose!
I am Virus of Borg. Your computer will be assimilated.
I am Virus of Borg: Your virus scan is irrelevant.
I am Vizzini of Borg: Resistance?! Inconceivable!
I am Vogon of Borg. Resistance is futile AND useless!
I am Wal-Mart of Borg.  Customers Wishes are Irrelevant.
I am Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated. NOT!
I am Wesley of Borg, can I assimilate the ship please?
I am Wesley of Borg. Even THEY don't like me!
I am Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant.
I am Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relevant.
I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimilation, it's the right thing to do
I am Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
I am Windows 3.1 of Borg: Faster computers are irrelevant.
I am Windows of Borg - Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile.
I am Windows of Borg. Your patience will be assimilated!
I am Windows-NT of Borg. Your memory will be assimilated.
I am Winters of Borg: Prepare your mind to be assimilated.
I am Woody Allen of Borg...I just assimilated my kid...
I am Worf of Borg.  No need to assimilate, I'll just crush you.
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, Mmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated you will be. Hmmmmm!
I am Yoda of Borg: Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yosemite of Borg. When Ah say assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!
I am Zaphod of Borg. You will be...Whoa! Babes!
I am Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland.
I am Zorro of Borg. Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo..<ZLAP!>
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. A ticket for Warp 9.6? I don't think so..<ZLAP!>
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahlin.
I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. Prepare to assimilated, dahling.
I am ZsaZsa GaBorg ** prepare to be assimilated, dollink!
I am ________ of Borg, and you are ___________.
I amd Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
I amd Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH!
I amI am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I an Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimuwated.
I an Zorro of Borg: Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg.
I Borg Alternate title 'Almost 'Hugh'man.
I canna' change the laws of assimilation --Scotty of Borg.
I could be Heisenberg of Borg. I cannot be certain.
I could be Heisenburg of Borg: I cannot be certain.
I don't know if I can assimilate one more Borg Tagline!
I don't think I can assimilate one more Borg tagline.
I follow Borg astrology: My sign is irrelevant!
I fought the Borg, and the ... Borg won.
I know one day we'll assimilate you, and the Borg will be as one.
I love it when assimilation comes together - The Borg Team
I love you, you love me, you will be collective family. --Barney Borg.
I love you. You love me. Soon you'll be machinery! --Barney of Borg.
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg <g>.
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg.
I uhm Buhkweet of Borg: Oo bill be abbimmildated.
I wanna be like borgs... I wanna be like borgs.
I yam Popeye o'de Borg. Preparez ta be askimiligrated.
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepares ta be akskimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be askimilated.
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be askimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of Borg: Prepare to be askimiligated.
I yam Popeye of Borg: Prepares ta be askimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of Borgsk.  Prespare to be askimilgrated.
I yam Popeye of the BORG! Prepare to be askmiligrated!
I yam Popeye of the Borg. Prepares ta beez askimiligrated.
I! am! Kirk! of! Borg!: You! will! be! overacted!
I! am! Kirkutus! -- of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! -- assimilated!
I'd rather assimilate a Wookie! --Leia of Borg, to Solo.
I'd rather be assimilating - Borg Bumper sticker.
I'm a half-borg, on my mothers side.
I'm Barney of Borg. I love you! I want to assimilate you!
I'm Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH!>.
I'm Bart Simpson of Borg, who the hell are you?
I'm Borg. James Borg.
I'm Bubba of Borg. Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I'm Bubba of Borg. Yer pickup 'n dawgs'll be 'similated.
I'm Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up Collective?
I'm Butt-Head of Borg. Resistance is fertile and stuff...huh huh...
I'm Butt-Head of Borg. Resistance SUCKS! Huh huhhuh huh.
I'm Butt-Head of Borg...prepare to be decapitated...or something...
I'm Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is cool! Heh, heh heh.
I'm Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
I'm Curly of Borg - Assimilate this Moe! <nyuk, nyuk>
I'm Earl Schieb of Borg. I'll assimilate any car for $79.95!
I'm Fudd of Borg, Wesistance is fewtile.. hehehehe
I'm gonna assimilate you, you crazy fool! --Mr. T of Borg.
I'm Groucho of Borg:  Say the secret woid and you will be assimilated.
I'm Homer of Borg. You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
I'm Homer of Borg. You won't be assimilated. DOH!
I'm Homer of Borg. You won't be assimiliated...DOH!
I'm Homer of Borg: You won't be assimilated...DOH!
I'm Madden of Borg. BOOM! WAP! You're assimilated!
I'm Marvin of Borg. Guess what kinds of weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I'm McMahon of Borg. You may have already been assimilated.
I'm Moe of Borg. See that? <SLAP-BONK> Resistance is futile.
I'm of one mind, said the Borg pensively.
I'm Oliver North of Borg..I don't recall assimilating you
I'm Popeye the Sailor Borg. Youse will be askimilgrated.
I'm Ralph Kramden of Borg, One of these days Alice, POW, Assimilation.
I'm Ronald Reagan... of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall.
I'm Ryouga of Borg. When I find you, I'll assimilate you!
I'm Sam of Borg. Sam I am. I will assimilate these green eggs & ham.
I'm Sam of Borg. Sam I am. I will assimilate these green eggs and ham.
I'm Schwarzennegger of Borg, Resistance is futile, I'll be back!
I'm the new # 2 of Borg. Which side runs the Village is irrelevant.
I'm the new Number 2 of Borg. Number 1's identity is irrelevant.
I'm the new Number 2 of Borg. We want ASSIM-I-LATION!
I'm to sexy for the Borg... --J. L. Picard.
I'm to sexy for the Borg...*. --Picard.
I'm too sexy for the Borg, too sexy for the Borg... --Jean-Luc Picard.
I've seen more Borg Taglines than I could use in two lifetimes.
I'ze Popeye of Borg. Tom, yuse kin prepare'z to be askimilgrated!
ibbbidy..ibbbidy thattts irelllevent-t-t-t. --Borggy Pig.
If Ensign Ro Were Assimilated, She'd Be A Bajoran Borg.
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
If Humans have orgasms do the Borg have borgasms?
If humans have orgasms, do the Borg have organisms?
If I were to steal that Borg tagline, would I then be a borgler?
If Major Kira was assimilated, she'd be a Bajoran Borg.
If Mr. Homn were assimilated, he'd be a Homn-borg-er.
If Ro was assimilated she'd be a Bajoran Borg?
If Ro were assimilated, would she be Bajoran Borg?
If the Borg assimilate Q, will they become the BQRG?
If the BORG assimilated Q, would they be the BQRG?
If the Borg assimilated tribbles, would they become the B*rg?
If you can read this, you are irrelevant --The Borg.
If you can read this, you're irrelevant. --Borg Bumper sticker.
If you can read this, you're irrelevant. --Borg.
Imagine a whole ship full of Barney Borgs...I assimilate you, you
Imelda Marcos of Borg: I will assimilate shoes...
Inform Star Fleet we have engaged the Borg. Wedding on Saturday.
Inform Starfleet: I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday.
Inform Starfleet: We have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday
Inform them that we have engaged the Borg.
Inhaling is irrelevant. --Clinton Borg.
Ironic isn't it. No two Borg are exactly the same.
Is Carl fans-are-irrelevant Macek a Borg?
Is Locutus 1-2-3 a Borg spreadsheet program?
It is irrevelent that the Borg do it.
It is irreverent that the Borg do it.
It's a Borg thing.  You wouldn't assimilate.
It's Hip To Be Square - Borg song.
It's Jack Ke-borg-ian of Borg.  I want to assimalte you with dignity.
It's Jack Ke-borg-ian of Borg. I want to assimilate you with dignity.
It's not a person, damn it! It's a Borg!
It's not a person, damn it! It's a Borg! --Picard.
It's the Borg! Everybody try to look useless.
It's the Borg! Everyone try to look useless.
It's the Borg! Quick, everyone try to look useless!
It's the Borg! Quick, look useless.
Jackson of Borg: Don't you know I'm Borg, I'm Borg, Ya know it.
Jadzia of Borg: NO Julian I will not assimilate you!
James Borg 007 - CubeRaker.
James Borg 007 - Cybernetics are Forever.
James Borg 007 - The Borg Who Loved Me
James Borg 007 - The Man with the Golden Borg.
James Borg 007 - You only Assimilate Twice.
Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.
Jesus of Borg: Blessed are they who are assimilated.
Jesus of Borg: This day shall ye be with me in the collective!
Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated.
Jim Bakker of Borg: Send me money or they'll assimilate me!
John Lennon of Borg:  Imagine there's no assimilation...
Join the group mind - become a Borg.
Jokes on the Enterprise, Replay file tape of Borg ship on main viewer.
Joseph Smith of Borg: You must let Jesus of Borg assimilate you.
Julius Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated.
Just Cube It! --Borg commercial.
Just sic the Rover on the Borg!
Kenobi of Borg: 'Luke, use the assimilator.'
Kira gets assimilated: Bajoran Borg.
Klingons and Binars and Borg, oh my!
Klingons and Romulans and Borg, OH MY!
Klingons, and Binars, and Borg, oh my!
Klingons, Romulans, and Borg, Oh My!
Kryton of Borg: I'm sorry. It's against my programming to.
LaForge of Borg: I will assimilate books.
LamBORGini - The car that really assimilates the road!
LamBORGini- The car that chooses to drive =you=!
LamBORGini:  The car that really assimilates the road!
Lancelot of Borg : Resistance is feudal.
Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fault!
Lao-tze of Borg. Be like water. Water does not resist.
Let heaven exist, even though our estate be hell. --Borges.
Let LimBORG do it. He knows everything.
Letterman of Borg - Here's the TOP 10 signs you've been assimilated!
Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons resistance is futile:
Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons you will be assimilated.
Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here.
Liberal today, Borg tomorrow.
Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
Limbaugh of Borg: Assimilate YOU people? Why?
Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Christine Kachansky.
LittleRedHairedGirl of Borg: Charlie Brown is irrelevant.
Locutus 1-2-3: Borg spreadsheet program
Locutus of Borg: It is better to assimilate than never.
Lore Borg. Hugh Borg. Presenting...Pepsi Lite Borg!
Lore Borgs: We do it our way. We will destroy you and your way.
Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - All penises shall be assimilated.
Lt. Barclay of Borg:  er...uh...um, Resistance is er, futile.
Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot. --Locutus of Borg.
Lullaby of Old Borgway: Starring Humphrey Borgart and Lauren Borgcall.
Lursa and B'etor of Borg.  Now that's a terrible thought!
LuxemBORG: The European Community is irrelevant.
M-O-O-N, that spells assimilation...Tom Cullen of Borg.
M-O-O-N, that spells assimilation...Tom of Borg.
Mae West of Borg, come on over and be assimilated some time.
Marlin Perkins of Borg. You will be assimilated in Mutual of Omaha.
Matt of Borg: Assimilation for all who complain!
Maxwell Smart of Borg: Missed assimilating him by thaaat much!
McBorg - Billions and Billions assimilated.
McBorg - Over 50 billion assimilated!
McBorg : Over 50 million assimilated!
McBorg'ers:  Over 10000000 assimilated.
McBorg:  Over 50 Billion assimilated!
McBorg:  Over 50 Trillion Assimilated!
McBorg: Over 1,000,000 Assimilated
McBORG: Over 50 Billion assimilated!
McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated!
McBorg: Over 50 Trillion Assimilated!
McBorgers - over 60 billion assimilated.
McBorgers...over 2,000,000,000,000,000 assimilated
McBorgs - Over one billion assimilated!
McBorgs, over a Half-Billion Assimilated.
McBorgs: Over One Billion Assimilated.
McCoy of Borg: Damn it, Jim! I'm a Borg not a Doctor!
Me & you and a Borg named Hugh!
Me and You and a Borg Named Hugh
Milken of Borg: I assimilate only your dollars.
Minbari of Borg: We let you assimilate us. Won't say why.
Molly McGee of Borg: Don't assimilate that closet, Fibber!
Monty Hall of Borg:  Door #3 is irrelevant.
Monty Pythonborg's Flying Collective. You KNOW resistance is futile.
Mother of Borg: You will be Similac'ed. Crying is futile.
Mr. Dressup of Borg: Casey, let's play 'Assimilate'.
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Can you say A-sim-i-la-ted? I can.
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated?
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Wouldn't you like to be assimilated?
Mr. T of Borg. I pity da foo dat resists me!
Mr. T of Borg: Ah pity da foo' who don't get assimilated!
My Borg is back and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la, Hey la!
My Borg is back, and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la...
My heavens! There's a BORG among us! Get 'im, guyz!
My homework?  Er... uh... The Borg assimilated it!
My name is Borg -- James Borg -- licensed to assimilate.
My other computer is a Borg.
Nanites:  The Borg strain of herpes!
New Borg Movie:  Assimilating the World in 80 days.
New Borg Movie:  Beauty and the Borg.
New Borg Movie:  Bedknobs and Borgsticks.
New Borg Movie:  Borg Free.
New Borg Movie:  Borg in East L.A.
New Borg Movie:  Borg with an Attitude.
New Borg Movie:  Borg: the Experience.
New Borg Movie:  Futility is forever.
New Borg Movie:  Raiders of the Lost Borg.
New Borg Movie:  The Assimilation of the Lambs.
New Borg Movie:  The Borg with the Golden Arm.
New Borg Movie:  The Collective Strikes Back.
New Borg Movie:  The Last Borg Scout.
New Borg Movie:  The Lonely Borg: Myth or Tragedy?
New Borg Movie:  Where the Borg Are.
Non-assimilated life form on board. Borg Car Window Sign.
Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant.
Of Borg, Yoda am I. Be assimilated, will you.
P. Funk of Borg: Somethin' about the music is irrelevant
Pakled/Picard/Borg:  We Look for Shakespeare to Assimilate.
Paul Simon of Borg:  Assimilation Over Troubled Waters
Paul Simon of Borg:  Still Futile After All These Years
Paul Simon of Borg:  You Can Call Me Hugh
Paul Simon of Borg: "There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover."
Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilating with diamonds on the souls of my shoes.
Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart.
Paul Simon of Borg: Still assimilating after all these years.
Paul Simon of Borg: There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover.
Perot of Borg: Resistance?  Now that's just sad...
Pink Floyd of Borg:  Learning to Assimilate
Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
Political Correctness is a Borg plot.
Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today.
Porky Borg: Prepare to be assim..assim..I'm taking over!
Ray Charles of Borg - The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby
RED ALERT - Borg Fleet Approaching.
Resistance is futon.  Borgie go nap-nap now.
Resistance is illogical - Spockutis of Borg.
Ridiculous of Borg: Resistance in futile, you will laugh.
Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated <smirk>.
Rodney Dangerfield of Borg : "Respect is irrelevant."
Roseanne Arnold of Borg: "I'm not assimilating ANYTHING without Tom."
Running is irrelevant.  Border is irrelevant.   Taco Borg
Rush LimBorg:  Liberals are irrelevant.
Rush LimBORG: "All *other* opinions are irrelevant!"
Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!
Screw the Borg!  Give 'em Bill Clinton and AlGore!
Screw the Prime directive Mr. Worf, Upload WINDOWS 3.1 to the Borg!
Sir Nose D'VoidofBorg: Prepare to be assimilated, Starchild
Solo of Borg:  You will be assimilated... trust me.
Solo of Borg: I have a bad feeling about this assimilation.
Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me.
Speedy Gonzales of Borg:  Prepare to be accelerated!
Springsteen of Borg:  Borg in the USA.
The Borg -- plastic surgery taken too far
The Borg are back an' there's gonna be trouble hey na hey na...
The Borg are coming!  Try and look useless!
The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless
The Borg are coming! Try and look useless!
The Borg are coming, try to look useless!
The Borg assimilated my culture and all I got was this t-shirt!
The Borg assimilated my planet & all I got was this lousy tee shirt!
The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T shirt.
The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt!
The Borg Cable Co: The subscriber's wishes are irrelevant!
The Borg Empire:  An Equal Opportunity Assimilator.
The Borg Express Card: Assimilation has its privileges.
The Borg have entered sector 001. Shelbey.
The Borg have neither honor or courage. Worf.
The Borg in Florida:  "John Tanner is irrelevant."
The Borg is the ultimate user. Q.
The Borg ship is undamaged. Worf.
The Borg sure know how to push Data's buttons...
The Borg:  Victims of Low Self-Esteem?  On the Next Geraldo!
The Borg:  We came.  We assimilated.  We left.
The Borg: A committee that actually does something.
The Borg: We came. We assimilated. We left.
The Good, the Borg, and the Ugly.
The HoneyBorgers, To Wolf 359, Alice! To Wolf 359!
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus
The name is Borg.  James Borg.
The only thing the Borg left was Barney!
The only thing the Borg left were these copies of windows.
There can be only fun - BORGO the Clown
They turned me into a Borg. A Borg? Well, I got better.
They're numbered now.  Frank, Borg 1.  Harry, Borg 2.  Ernest, Borg 9.
This is Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assmiliated and have a free squishie.
This is Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated...brother.
To err is Human, to assimilate is Borg!
Tribble of Borg: "Cooo... Purrrrr... Assimilate!"
Troi of Borg: How does assimilation make you feel??
Tweety of Borg:  Poor Puddy-tat!  He got assimiwated!
Twisted Sister of Borg - Yes, your gonna take it! (Assimilation)
U2 will become one with the Borg.  We like Bono.
Veni. Vidi, Borgi:  I came, I saw, I got assimilated!
We are Bundy of Borg - Peg, Assimilate 'em!
We are Dalek of Borg. Davros is irrelevant.
We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!!
We are Hippies of Borg. Make love. War is irrelevant.
We are Mimbari of Borg.  We let you assimliate us and won't say why.
We are Pakled of Borg:  We look for things to assimilate.
We are Spot... of Borg.  Your food and curtains will be assimilated.
We are Stones of Borg. We can't get no assimilation...
We are the EchoBonsaiBorg - Kneepads are irrelevant..<SMASH>..
We are the Rolling Borg. We can't get no assimilation...
We break to assimilate. Borg.
We have engaged the Borg - the wedding is Sunday.
We have engaged the Borg.  The wedding is Friday!
We have engaged the Borg.  The wedding will be Friday.
We have engaged the Borg...  Wedding Ceremony at 15:00!
We have engaged the Borg...wedding to be held on Monday.
We have engaged the Borg: The wedding will be Friday.
We'd rather be assimilating. The Borg.
What is the difference between a Borg and a Cyberman?
When you're Borg, you're never alone.
When you're Borg, you're never alone. * Hugh
Whose laser thru yonder saucer section cuts?  'Tis the Borg.
Why...Ask...Why?  Try Borg Dry!
Yoda am I, of Borg.  Assimilated will you be.
Yoda of Borg am I.  Assimilate you, I will, yes.
Yoda of Borg I am...futile is resistance...assimilate you I will
Yoda of Borg: AHHH, Assimilated you will be.
Yogi Berra of Borg: "Futility if futile."
Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant!   Daffy Duck of Borg
You n Me and a Borg named Hugh, living & assimilating .
You NAMED the Borg?  - Guinan.
You will all become one with the Borg! Locutus.
You're-Ble-Ir-El-Ir-Not Relevant! - Porky Pig of Borg
Zorch of Borg: Full motels are irrelevant. You will serve us chocolate.
Zsa Zsa of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
_I am NOT a Borg_, by Jean Locu...um, that's LUC Picard.
