"...and brother, do they have a lot of will!" - McCoy
"Angels and ministers of grace defend us." - McCoy
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?" - McCoy
"Beware of Romulans bearing gifts" - Dr. McCoy
"Blast medicine anyway!" - McCoy
"Bones! It's Jerry Garcia!"  "He's dead, Jim...and grateful."
"Bones! That! feels! wonderful!"    "It's head, Jim."
"But what if they went nowhere?" - McCoy
"Dammit Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor!"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer."
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!"
"Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a physician!"  -- McCoy
"Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline..."
"Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber." - Duck Trek
"Dialysis? My god, what is this, the Dark Ages?" - McCoy
"Did I get it right?" - McCoy
"Doctor, are you sure this thing is working properly?"
"Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts." -- Spock
"Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer." - McCoy
"Ensign Lobster is boiling mad, Bones."  "He's red, Jim."
"Garek, I'm a doctor, not a..."
"God heals & the doctor takes the fee."    - Poor Richard
"He keeps blinking 'no.'" - Kirk  "'No' to what?" - McCoy
"He's dead, Jim!  She's dead, Jim!"  Are you a doctor or a coroner?
"He's not exactly working on all thrusters." -- McCoy
"How can you be deaf with ears like those?" - McCoy
"How should I know? I'm an actor, not a doctor!" - DeForest Kelley
"I can't, Doctor.  I might hurt you." -- Worf
"I choose the danger." - McCoy
"I don't know THAT yet, either!" - McCoy
"I don't see no points on your ears, boy." - Adm. McCoy
"I know engineers; they *love* to change things!" - McCoy
"I should have never reconnected his mouth." - McCoy
"I'd give real money if he'd just shut up." - Leonard McCoy
"I'm a doctor, not a botanist." - Bashir
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" - McCoy
"I'm doctor, not an escalator!" - McCoy
"I'm the Doctor... gotta love me!" - Bashir
"It seems, Admiral, that I've got all his marbles." - McCoy
"It sure is nice to have your katra back in your head." -- McCoy
"It's a song.  You green-blooded Vulcan." - McCoy
"Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his I.D.!" - McCoy
"Let's play doctor.  You operate and I'll sue."
"Oochie whoochie coochie coo!" - McCoy
"Or by misleading the innocent." -- McCoy
"Plergb hfarizz ungemby, AND COFFEE."  -- McCoy
"Respect is a rational process." - McCoy
"Shut up, Spock!  We're rescuing you!" - McCoy
"Sound medical advice." - Kirk to McCoy
"Spock, It's a song, you're not supposed to analyze it!" -- McCoy
"Thank you, 'Captain' McCoy." - Spock
"The 'chain' of command is often a noose." - McCoy
"This clock. I gave this clock to Bones." Kirk
"This is where heroes are made." - Doctor Bashir
"This man's dying!"  "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not...oh."
"To order poison in a bar isn't logical.  "--McCoy
"Tribbles are born PREGNANT!!!" - McCoy
"Vulcans worship peace above all." McCoy, Return to Tomorrow
"War is never imperative." McCoy, Balance of Terror
"Was he joking? What am I saying, he's a Vulcan!" - McCoy
"What's so troublesome about not having died?" - McCoy
"What?  Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" -- McCoy
"Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel?" - McCoy
"Who's been holding up the damn elevator!" -- McCoy
"Yep, that's pretty rare." - McCoy
"You can't evaluate a man by logic alone." - McCoy
"You don't ask the Almighty for his ID!" -- McCoy
"You have diabetes", Tom's doctor said sweetly.
"You think the two of us can handle a drunk Vulcan?" McCoy
"You vant to go bach?!" Chekov  "Absolutely not!" McCoy
"YOU!  WHAT PLANET IS THIS?!" - McCoy
"You!  What PLANET is this?" McCoy, stardate 3134.0.
'Spock fell into the DOOM PIT!'   "Jim, I'm a doctor, not a forklift!"
*  |  |   Bulemic tribbles.waiting to see the doctor
=Compassion=!  Maybe that's what keeps us ahead of computers.- McCoy
A Doctor enjoys poor health.
A gruff doctor walks up to you an says He's dead jim.
At least the doctors find me interesting...
Barium:  What doctors do when treatment fails...
Beware of Romulans bearing gifts.  * Bones
Bones Burger:       (Damnit Jim, I'm a burger not a doctor.)
CPR?  Dammit I'm a doctor, not a... oh, okay
Cross between the Borg and Dr. McCoy - "He's irrelevant, Jim."
Dammit @fn@, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator!
Dammit Bones .. I'm a captain, not a doctor!
Dammit Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer!
Dammit Jim, I am a Doctor, not a Cocktail waitress!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ...(job of choice)!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator!
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Bricklayer! --Devil in the Dark
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Dammit, Bones!  I'm a captain, not a doctor!
Dammit, Jim!  I'm not a doctor, I'm ... oh, yeah.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman
Damn It Jim!!  I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor!  Hey, wait a minute . . .
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp.
Damn it, Jim! I'm a DOCTOR, not a conference host!!
Damn it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not an actor!
Damnit Bones, I'm a Captain, not a Doctor.
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer!
Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH????
Doctors do it wearing rubber gloves.
Doctors DO IT with patients.
Doctors wear gloves so they don't leave fingerprints!!!
Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
Dog-gone-it Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Magician!
Don't trust doctors, they once said you were sane.
Dr. Leonard McCoy at the crucifixion. "He's dead, Jim."
Dr. McCoy, I hate your #$#@!% human guts. Discussion?
Each young doctor means a new graveyard.
Egyptian back doctors are cairopractors.
EMT's....We love to play Doctor !!!!
Epitaph on McCoy's gravestone:  "I'm Bones, Jim!"
Epitaph on McCoy's gravestone: "I'm dead, Jim!"
Even water tastes bad when taken on doctor's orders.
Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
He's dead, Jim.  Uhm... Are you as hungry as I am?  - Bones
Hello, I'm the Doctor, and this is my companion, @N@.
I am Bones of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim.
I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilator, not a doctor.
I am McCoy of Bo...Damnit! I'm a doctor, not a collective!
I had low blood pressure.  My doctor sent me a bill.  I'm fine now.
I think doctor, you know just where to store it.
I think I left it in Bella's office. - McCoy - A Piece of The Action
I'd give real money if he'd shut up. - McCoy
I'm a doctor... Please remove your clothing.
I'm not a doctor, but I play one at the hospital.
I'm not a witch doctor-- I'm only a folk medic.
If this made sense, please see your Doctor.
If you're drug free does your doctor know?
Im a doctor, not a bricklayer! -- Bones McCoy
Im a doctor, not a magician! -- Bones McCoy
Im a doctor, not a taylor dammit! -- Bones from Sat. Nite Live!
It's Doctor Bashir, He's MED, Jim!
Mary had a little lamb, which completely baffled her doctor.
Mary had a little lamb.  The doctor was very surprised.
McCoy of Borg: Damn it, Jim! I'm a Borg not a Doctor!
McCoy: "Captain Kirk, meet my father.  He's Dad, Jim."
McCoy: I'm a Doctor, NOT a TAGLINE Maker...
McCoyDos 7.0: No error messages, user knows everything ahead of time.
Medical staff..... A doctor's cane.
Never go to a doctor's office whose plants have died.
Old is when all the phone numbers in your black book are doctors.
Only a doctor suffers from good health.
Pump Iron with Capt. Kirk and Bones at the He's Dead Gym
Quick!  Call a witch-doctor:  my witch is sick!
Radiologist - a doctor with an interest in radios.
She's dead, Jim.  Now get off her.  - McCoy
Spock! My God, he has no hair! (McCoy found Kirk's Toupe!)
Spock! My God, he has no hair! (McCoy found Kirk's toupee).
The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find.
The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
The doctor gave me a clean bill of health... and an expensive one!
The doctor is in.  Notice that I am not.
The Doctor's not as big a moron as he was.  Smarter?  No, thinner.
The doctors have done everything, but I'm still alive.
Theme song of John Bobbitt's doctor: Try to Re-Member.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Vet's sign:  The doctor will be with you soon.  SIT!  STAY!
What if they went...nowhere? * Bones
When CPR fails, does the doctor order "Barium?"
Where is Lt. @LN@, Bones? At the He's Dead Gym, Jim.
You have diabetes, the doctor said sweetly.
You really piss me off Jim.        - McCoy
You tell 'em Doctor, you've got the patience.
You're not afraid of heights, are you Doctor?   Worf
