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- Chat Mode - SYSOP Here,  You have 30 seconds!
4 of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts.  The 5th demands pizza.
A fool and his money are sysop material.
A sysop's favorite educational show - "Connections."
Admit nothing, deny everything, blame the Sysop.
All sysops are not user friendly!
Anencephallic user detected.  Convert to sysop? <Y>es <N>o
As Sysop, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program."
Bad or missing Sysop, free files in all areas.
BBS = Busted, Broke, SysOp (Now You Know!)
Become a sysop and never see the world!
Bitten by a mutant computer bug, he turned into _SYSOP_!
Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too!
Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?
Does a sysop have to call himself to read his mail?
Drop your carrier or the sysop gets it!
DURACELL.BAT arced.  SysOp is shocked!
Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was his?
FATAL ERROR #1070:  Sysop late for work.
FATAL ERROR #1071:  SYSOP BANKRUPT
From the Sysop's dirty mind... err, desk.
Guts:  putting "SYSOP" in your twit filter.
Hard Drive Crash... Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree.
Heard that the sysop likes to watch porno@#$&&@#$  NO CARRIER
Hug your sysop daily, send him candy on his birthday.
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore.
I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator
I was arbitrarily and capriciously locked out by the sysop!
I'm a figment of my sysop's imagination (and pocketbook)!
If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet.
If Sysop doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
It's inherited.  My son-in-law was a SysOP, too.
Mail found:  praise sysop!
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be Sysop's
My epitaph:  Sysop not buried here.  Leave feedback instead?
MY Sysop lets me say things like  C E N S O R E D 
NO New Mail.  Leave threatening message for SysOp? (Y/n)
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
OFF-line mail makes sysops happy.
Okay Sysops - Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo...
Page your sysop at 3:00am and learn new words.
Pirated tagline.  Contact the author, then the cops and sysop.
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop.
PLEASE STAND-BY:  SYSOP HAS TEMPORARILY EXITED TO DOS... (TAKING A LEAK)
Policy does not imply that sanity is a Sysop requirement.
REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker!
Remember - you don't have to be smart to be a SysOp.
Remember to thank your SYSOP on occasion!
Remember:  Somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you.
Replace your sex drive with a disk drive: become a sysop!
Run Time Error 485728403 ...SysOp Obviously Crazy.
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.
Support your sysop... Send your paycheck.
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now.  NO SYSOPS!
Sysop Justification No.1:  Because I'm the Sysop; that's why!
SysOp not available.  This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy.
Sysop requesting chat.  Press Alt-H for chat mode.
SYSOP stands for Sent Your Spouse Obscene Pictures
Sysop trying to page you, go to Main Menu & press <G>!
Sysop!  Your BBS gave me a "Printer out of paper" error!
SysOp:  (n) One who constantly reconfigures.
Sysoping makes you fat.
Sysoping:  More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
Sysops are guilty of baudy behavior.
Take a Sysop to lunch, he's probably broke.
Temporary sysop access granted!
Thank God for SysOps!  But why do they DO IT?
The sound of a SysOp reading mail:   <cr><cr><cr><cr><cr>
The Sysop has granted you unlimited download privleeches.
The Sysop of MY board is better than yours!
This communication link monitored by your Sysop.
We'll have fun fun fun till the sysop takes the Echo away...
Your sister dates a sysop!  Nyaah-nyaah.
