Airehair terrier - A dog riding with its head out the car window.
Airloin - Unidentified airline entree served in-flight.
Airplause - Gratuitous ovation awarded a pilot on a safe landing.
Allasis - One-stop gas/food/everything store in the middle of nowhere.
Aneedawhack - An obnoxious, spoiled child in a mall.
Applaflammaphobia - A vacation fear that the house will burn down.
Applerocket - A New York cab.
Aquamortis - To continue watering a plant weeks after it has died.
Aquello - The brilliant yellow identifying waterproof materials.
Areoma - The odor from an exercise room after an aerobics class.
Arkideo - A kid who hangs around video arcades.
Armad - A person carrying a big shopping bag bearing a store logo.
At&tell - Confession hot line.
AT&timidator - A forceful phone salesperson.
At&twits - Phone solicitors.
Autopinion - A bumper sticker.
Autumnmatt - A lawn covered with leaves.
Bandile - The thin red strip one pulls to release a bandage.
Barcissist - The person in every bar staring at himself in the mirror.
Barebear - A very worn teddy bear kept from childhood.
Barfbuffet - Airline flip-down trays.
Barfscarf - An ugly tie.
Beavo - A pencil with teeth marks all over it.
Bimbo - Fictional biographical data on the back side of a centerfold.
Bo nose - The tip of a deodorant dispenser.
Bogustie - Clip-on bow ties that look real but aren't.
Booblading - Carving a jack-o'-lantern.
Bovilexia - The urge to yell 'Moo!' every time you pass a cow.
Bozoom - The circus clown shot out of a cannon.
Bubbleweiser - The yellow liquid found in a carpenter's level.
Bullsheet - A advertising supplement in a newspaper.
Bunionettes - Any young professional women in a suit and Reeboks.
Buttnut - A rodeo clown.
Buzzbundle - A six-pack of beer.
Byebyte - Losing a file in your computer.
Caffidget - To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into 100's of pieces.
Canalpal - A bug flies into your ear.
Caniscootus - A dog pushing its food bowl around the floor as it eats.
Carbcozy - Foam sleeve holder for a canned beverage.
Castcaspers - Dead movie stars appearing in old movies on T.V.
Cheedle - Residue left on fingers after eating a bag of Cheetos.
Chinoggy - A used paper plate.
Chronesia - The tendency to not know the time after checking.
Chruff - The line of grease on your leg after dismounting a bicycle.
Churters - Grill marks on a wienie.
Cigadent - Any accident involving a cigarette.
Clevelage - The sight one see when a large repair man bends over.
Clucket - A large container of take-out chicken.
Coinophony - Pocket concerts conducted by people jiggling keys, etc.
Condogminium - A fancy doghouse.
Cornus vacadus - A corncob stripped clean of kernels.
Corportrait - Employee photo I.D.
Cryptoplate - License plates that can't be deciphered at a red light.
Cubbish - Candy wrapper refuse.
Curbpie - A hubcap on the side of the road.
Desseratation - A waiter's litany of what's on the dessert cart.
Detroit degas - A car up on blocks in a yard.
Detruncus - Diving into a wave then looking around for your trunks.
Digimenmonic - Vanity phone numbers like 1-800-BARGAIN.
Dognut - The giant nut on the side of a fire hydrant.
Doilywhiff - The smell in your grandmother's home.
Dollidiapers - Blankets in a U-Haul.
Dowdounce - Someone who knows nothing about the stock market.
Droolettes - Yummy sounds dinners make when the dessert cart comes.
Druthemuggin' - Choosing the right mug for your morning coffee.
Druzz - Lint caught on the clothes dryer filter.
Dunebogey - Golf course sand trap.
Fumasphere - The row of seats adjacent to the smoking area.
Gauzepressions - The gray sticky outline left behind by any bandage,
Greepers - People who walk up the down escalator to appear motionless.
Hackindeeminor - Contagious coughing between movements of a symphony.
Halaska - the box on a U.S. map that shows the 49th and 50th states.
Hemoplugs - Small pieces of toilet paper applied to shaving wounds.
Inknition - The metal clicker at the top of ball point pens.
Meganegabar - The line you draw across "the amount" on a check.
Memoglyphics - Any grocery list that cannot be read once at the store.
Mirrorcide - Leading cause of death among finches and parakeets.
Napjerk - The sudden body convulsions as one is about to doze off.
Newspamper - The plastic bag the paper comes in on rainy/snowy days.
Nostridamus - Nose itch when your hands are unable to scratch it.
Pepsunami - The tidal wave of carbonation that cascades over the edge.
Piano Mouth - Particular condition after one has eaten chocolate cake.
Pockalanche - Perpetual action where items fall out of a shirt pocket.
Radiolimbo - Long stretches of highway where there is no decent radio.
Scrabitch - Unscratchable itch in the center of your back.
Slurm - The slime that accumulates in the bottom of the soap dish.
Sperrets - Those marks you get on your face from sleeping on chenille.
Thrift shock - Spotting previously owned items at a Salvation Army.
UPGRADE -  Condum with a splint!
Witlag - The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.
