*-~ <-- Tribble after sex.
10 of 10 dentists recommend oral sex for their patients who have sex.
>>> WARNING <<<  -  SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!
A nymphomaniac is a girl that can only count up to sex.
A saved ZIP file is like sex. You can use it over and over!
A teenage male can *DO IT* every 20 minutes! It's true!
American beer is like sex in a canoe.  F*cking close to water!
And... she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip...
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
As meaningless experiences go, sex is one of the best!
Atheist Problem: No one to talk to during sex.
Aural Sex - Produces eargasms??
Beer Gut?  Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change.
Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Boy who goes to bed with sex problem, wakes up with solution in hand.
But when the cannibal woman said, "I want you inside me," I ran!
Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.
Chastity is the most peculiar of all the sexual aberrations.
Children: The most common sexually transmitted disease.
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
Class I like : Public Sex { \
Coming soon--TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS!
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
Computer SEX - where software becomes hardware.
Crime, sex, bouncing checks, gads, I love Congress!
Dahmer: He doesn't like sex unless it's on a plate!
Did someone say sex?
Don't be a sexist. There are broads around here ... 8-)
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that
Don't be sexist. Chicks hate it.
Drugs, crime, sex, money...Congress is great, ain't it?
During sex I fantasize I'm someone else.
Equality of the sexes leaves women standing on buses.
Errr, this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo.
Even bad sex is better than no sex.
Even the happiest of amoebae lack sexual organs.
Everybody lies about sex.
Exercise before kinky sex . . . be fit to be tied.
Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents.
Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fatal Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL'...
File ORG.ASM not found . . . Girlfriend NOT happy . . .
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!!
Free Sex!  It's all I can afford!
Geordi: "I'm too sexy for my beard."
Good sex means being told "Stop and I'll Kill You!!!!
Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports calls do.
Got the sex duh-rive ... driving 'm mad ...
He's got all the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
Homosexuality is *not* a sickness.  Bigotry is.
How do you determine the sex of a computer?
How many sex-restricted jobs require a penis or a vagina?
How much must we practice sex before it is safe?
I first had sex on a farm, he said sheepishly.
I hate sex on TV. I keep falling off.
I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!
I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I hate.
I must be a sex object. I say Sex? and she objects.
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I quit drinking/smoking/& sex once. Very boring 15 minutes.
I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her.
I think my sex drive's got a surge supressor!
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I'm not a sexist, but I'm pretty good.
I'm too sexy for my motherboard.
I'm too sexy for my Taglines!
I'm too sexy for myself.
I'm too sexy for this BBS, too sexy for this @#$% NO CARRIER
I'm too sexy for this class.
I'm too sexy for this conference.
I'm too sexy for this party.
I'm too sexy for this Tagline.
If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
If we eff the ineffable, what do we do with the inscrutable?
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast!
Ignorance is bliss, but it will NEVER replace sex.
Is sex in a cornfield PORN on the cob?
It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.
It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.
Lack of sex causes poor eyesight.
Last night, our sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes.
Life is sexually transmitted ... and terminal!
Love and Trust: Oral sex between cannibals.
Love is a matter of chemistry; Sex is physics.
Make your wife angry during sex: Call her up.
Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos !
Men give love to get sex, women give sex to get love.
Miracle Ear: Ferrengi sex toy
Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an "A" in sex class.
Modem sex begins with a handshake...
Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.
Modeming's more fun than sex.  Well, less messy at least.
More means worse. - That include sex??
My car alarm yells "FREE BEER!  FREE SEX!  FREE DRUGS!"
My computer practices Binary Bisexuality!
My sex drive had a head crash.
Nerds having sex: "Oooh! Interface me!"
Never have sex with someone in your office. Wait until you get home.
Next week, Johnny, we explore the wonders of sex. Bring your sister!
No sex with anyone in the same office.
No! Nothing like that!  I'm just disabling your "virgin" feature.
Not hungry, not homeless. Will work for sex.
Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
On the subject of SEX: I'm in favor of it.
On Xmas List: Bigger hard drives, for computer and for bedroom.
One who objects to being a sex object, probably isn't.
Operation Rescuer's are too ugly to have sex with anyway.
Oral sex is a matter of taste.
Org.Asm not found, should I fake it? (Y)es (N)o (R)etry
Oxymoron: Bad Sex.
Oxymoron: Safe Sex.
Paula Coughlin or Lorena Bobbitt -- who got what they wanted?
Peewee's favorite book: `Sexual positions for one' by Ivan Jackinoff
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!
Phone sex? Nah. Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age.
Please check your sexuality at the door. Okay--I checked.
Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into a dark hole
Pornography = art. Or is it sexual harassment?
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it.
Punishment for not answering: Sex with Lorena Bobbitt.
Remember when safe sex used to mean putting the car in Park?
Remember when safe sex was a padded headboard ?!!!
Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
Remember when sex was safe and jumping off bridges was deadly?
Remember when sex was safe and skydiving dangerous?
Remember when unsafe sex was being caught in the act?
Safe sex means never having to say "You've got WHAT?!?"
Safe sex, the next best thing to being there.
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
Say 5 x fast- Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun.
Sex -- when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad, it's good.
Sex after 80 is like shooting pool with a rope.
Sex and Drugs and Rock and Role-Playing!
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex drives me crazy! Others too!
Sex in space, what a concept!
Sex is *the* monster in the box.
Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get.
Sex is a real attention grabber.
Sex is better than logic. You can't PROVE it, but it is!
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't.
Sex is like air.  It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!
Sex is natural, but not if it's done right. <--Sounds raunchy!
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Sex is only the business of the pile of people involved.
Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.
Sex on TV won't hurt you a bit, Unless you fall off.
Sex relieves tension. Love makes tension.
Sex should be friendly.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Sex's evil, evil's sin, sin's forgiven, so let it begin!
Sex, Drugs, and Crime ... God, I love Congress.
Sex: Pleasure/Fleeting; Cost/Exorbitant; Position/Ridiculous
Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.
SeXDrive ready. Insert SEX.EXE? (Y) (N)
Sexist??!! No! I'm just a hyperbiped..
Sexual mistakes are purely erogenous.
Sexy women are nature's way of saying "keep it up!"
Sexy: Uses feather. Kinky: Uses entire chicken.
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.
Smurf sex...f*** till you're blue in the face!
Summa Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute For The Sexually Gifted.
Sure, It's Sexist! But It's True, Too!  Oh, Call Me...
SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered, ergo an SX
Taglines are like sex and ZIP files: You give and use and still have!
Teenagers are punishment for enjoying sex!!
The best topping for really HOT sex is ... Tabasco!
The Four Food Groups: Caffeine, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
The male body needs sex at all times ... it's a living hell.
The only cure for good sex is more sex.
The Sex Maniacs Guide - by Rippernickerszov
The world doesn't owe me a living -- I wish it owed me a loving.
There is never enough beer, sex or disk space!
There was a Bobbitt named John, of sex he was overly fond.
There _is_ sex after death; you get laid in the coffin.
This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer these days.
Three Stages of Sex  Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, Try Weakly
To some, sex is second best to power.
To tell the sex of a chromosome, pull down its genes.
Too Sexy For My Pants - by Harry P. Ness
Trust: Two Cannibals having oral sex.
URA Redneck if: You can have sex without spilling your beer.
Wait ... Sex isn't merely anything.
WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
We're talking about sex, right? - Simpson, Homer
What does please enter your sex mean Mr. Sysop? ... NO CARRIER
Who said that sex wasn't fun ??
Why must you heterosexuals flaunt your lifestyle?
Women get minks the same way minks get minks.
Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice!
You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut. - Bloom County
Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.
