"'La Kajira,' she wept.  'La Kajira!'"
"'Why do you hang around with that sadist?'  'Beats me!'
"A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda...."
"Ah, you shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll mess the carpets?
"All the time she's smiling, you know you'll be on your knees tomorrow.."
"And my heart is sick of being in chains."
"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Cruel and unusual" implies torture.
"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
"I must break you!"   "Oh yeah, we've heard *that* before..."
"Just don't hurt nobody, unless of course they ask you..." -XTC
"Lie through your teeth, b*tch!"
"Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs!
"New Mack Daddy Ken(tm)! With Action Pimp Slap(tm)!" - Ghort '94
"No, No, Nurse!  I said PRICK his BOIL!"
"Remember, having a Prince Albert means never losing your keys again!"
"The only bad scene is one that can't be talked about"
"Underneath this dress is a little leather g-string" my school teacher
"Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night..."
"Who's the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh?"
######## EMT'S - The Bondage Experts!!! ########
****** Try it. It's "bound" to be fun ******
8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them.
<Whip>  Thank you, Ma'am.  May I have another?
A bite?  Where would you like a bite?
A cheap dominatrix offers bargain debasement.
A mistress is something between a mister and a mattress.
A penny for your thoughts...$2000 to act it out!
And fear not to unfold your dark visions of torment.
And that clueless people will stop posting personals to ASB.
Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Appearance, Extremely neat, even combs his p*bic hair.
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
Are you offering yourself to me?
Are you scared?
Arguement? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!!
Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit.
Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Qmodem.
Beat Me! Whip Me! Take Away My Credit Cards!
Beat Me, Whip Me.  A masochist is Never Satisfied.
Been so long since I've had sex, I forget who get's tied up.
Been there and did WHAT?
BOHICA: (B)end (O)ver (H)ere (I)t (C)omes (A)gain
But what does piercing your nipple have to do with driving your VW?
Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained...
Certified to serve!
Come on Honey..it doesn't hurt I promise !!!
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
Curiosity is unbecoming in a Kajira!
DO IT WITH LOVE AND IT WORKS OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
Do it with style!
Don't give me that "kinkier than thou" look!
Don't kiss ass, Kick it!
Excuse me @FN@, is that a rash or just PRICKly heat?
Excuse me while I whip this out!
Gee, Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night.
Give sadists a fair crack at the whip.
Give YOUR car a golden shower at Midas' Car Wash.
Handcuffs, for a truely binding relationship ...
He say's he's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts.
Honey, get out the whips and chains... company!
I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again?
I always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace...
I am in total control, but please don't tell my wife.
I bite harder ...
I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments.
I don't need your word, I've got your short hairs!
I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!
I looked up executrix. It has nothing to do w/ leather and high heels.
I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away!
I'll be gentle honey...I promise...
I'm a pseudo-masochist. Just pretend to hurt me.
I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken @N@.
I'm so glad to see you! I've run out of people to torment.
If you can't lick 'em---bite 'em!
It all hinges on your definition of 'a good time'.
It always helps to use the right tool for the job.
It is things like this that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
It only seems kinky the first time.
It's fun to harm people while they play twister.
It's NEW!  Malibu Barbie's torture chamber!
Keep things the way they are...vote for the sado-masochist party!
Keep your feet and knees together.
Kids seeing Batman Returns: Mommy, what's a dominatrix?
Kirk does S&M: "Beat me up, Scotty."
Learn the delicious kiss of the lash.
Let me take you under my thumb.
Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!"
Maybe your best was not kinky enough.
Men, can't live with em...and ya can't sell em for parts!
Men... Pat their tush and they'll do all your bidding.
Men: can't live with 'em, and there's no resale value.
My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
Never let an amateur whip you.
No Thanks, I Don't Breed Well In Captivity.
Oh yeah?  You into Gor? HmMMMMmMM she said.
Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty.
Ok, let yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back.
OW! Quit it.  OW! Quit it.  OW! Quit it.  OW! Quit it.
Pain is inevitable, misery is optional    .
Practice random hickies and senseless acts of biting.
Pretend to spank me, baby -- I'm a pseudomasochist!!
Put on this blindfold.  I want to try something.
Put the cuffs on him, sis!
Quirt: a riding whip with a short handle and a rawhide lash.
Rubber gloves come in very handy.
Rule #52: Do not stick it where it does not belong. Yeah, RIGHT!
Sado-masochism means having to say your sorry
Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry.
Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure.
Sticks & Stones may Break Bones, but Whips & Chains Excite Me!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
Sticks/stones break bones, but whips/chains excite me.
Stop it!  Oh, stop it!  Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee!!!!!!!!
Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious!
Ta-Sardar-Gor
That would have worked if the rubber band hadn't broke!
The floggings will continue until morale improves.
The three most painful words to any man: "Is it in?"
There are times when I long for a Klingon woman. * Worf
Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.
What do you mean "I'm fired," I thought slaves were sold.
What do you mean, you formatted the slave?!?!?!?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
Where There's A Whip There's A Way..
Where's that horsewhip when you need it?!?
Whip me, beat me, but don't make me read my mail online!
Whip me, beat me, crush me, is this wrestling or what?
Whip me, Mistress, whip me... OOPS! ...wrong echo.
Whips & chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem.
Whips and chains are only toys...
Whips and chains?  Sorry, that's a hardware problem.
Whips required...  Chains optional...
Would you like me better if I were tied down?
You little Temptress. I want to see you BEG! Arnie Becker (L.A. Law)
You want to do WHAT with me?!  <gryn>
You WHAT?! You told my wife I said I was in total control??!?!
