"And do you know what's inside?  A priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize!" --Stimpy
"C'mon everybody, let's have a hoedown!"  --Stimpy
"Do you have to keep tapping like that?  You bloated sack of protoplasm!"
"Ehh ... we've *evolved*." --Ren
"Ever breathe oxygen kid? Good, don't start.  Me, I'm hooked. Get it?" -Muddy
"Happy happy happy ... peel peel peel." --Stimpy
"He looks good ... mighty good!"  --Mr. Horse
"He talks to *farts*, man!"  --Magic Nose Goblin
"Heeey ... this is PRIVATE!"  --Stimpy
"Hey kids, start jumping up and down like idiots!" --The Log Promo
"Hey you, YAK!  Where's your tag?" -Ren
"I smell something steeeenky!"  --Nerve ending fairy
"I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!"  --Stinky Wizzleteats
"I'm gonna be a monkey, monkey monkey muuuunkey!" --Stimpy
"I'm gonna hit ya ... and you're gonna faaaaaall." --Ren
"I've had it up to HERE with the likes of you people!" --Fire Chief
"I've known fellers like that." --Fire Chief
"Instantly, Powdered Toast Man ... ASSESSES the situation!" --Announcer
"Lemme Go!  Lemme Go!  I'm hurting!" -- Ren Hoek
"Maaaybe something good, maaaybe something bad ... we don't know!" --Ren
"Momma always liked you best!!! --Ren Hoek to Stimpy, "The Baby Scam"
"No sir, I don't like it." --Mr. Horse
"Note how the smooth butt adds a regal appearance to your showdog."
"Now I see from whence the stench came." --Ren
"Oh my beloved ice cream bar ... how I love to lick your creamy center!" --R
"Oh no!  My favorite couch!  My favorite TV!  My favorite friend!" --Ren
"Oh no--- I know what you want--- You coveteth my ice cream bar!" -Ren
"Oh! I'm sorry. I thought you were circus midgets." --Fire Chief
"Oh, you like this game, huh?  Do you reeeeeeeeeealy like it?" --Ren
"Pillage pillage pillage ... loot loot loot!"  --Stimpy
"Recruits Ren and Stimpy please report to tear gas training ... DUH ..."
"See how I LOVE to clean FEEEELTHY CATBOXES!!!!" --Ren
"See this button?  It's the history eradicator button." --Ren
"See?!? I'm the cat!" -Ren
"Silly me.  I had a whole pocketful of change all along! How ironic!"
"Squeak.  Squeak, I tell you, SQUEAK!"  --Ren
"Stimpy!  Move your butt!  It's a higher mammal!" -Ren
"Stinky is not a fantasy, he IS real.  And I will find him!"  --Stimpy
"This thing makes the coolest noises!" --Cadet Stimpy
"What a great couple of guys he is..." --Ren
"Why that *is* a mouse, and he's beating up on our cheese!" --Mr. Pipe
"Will evil ever rest?  I hope not."  --Powdered Toast Man
"Yillickers!  It's so beeg!"  --Sven Hoek
"You could Martinize your shorts!  Spackle the den!" -Ren
"You gave away ... FORTY-SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS?" -- Ren Hoek to Stimpy
"You sick little monkey! Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind?" --Ren
"You sick little monkey!"  --Ren
