"Why do you stay with that sadist?"   "Beats me!"
( ) Official Business ( ) Surreptitious Business (X) Subversive
71 (which is 69 with 2 fingers up your ass)
A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou.
A good masochist takes a lot of beating!
A great party, chips, dip, chains, whips!!
A perversion of nature....how exciting!
All Tied Up and No Place to Go....
And now a word for dog lovers.  Kinky.
Answer quick! Time drags when you're all tied up!
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
as always, YOUR humble slut
Be creative  -  invent a perversion
Beat me first ... ask questions later ... ;*)
Buggery is boring. Incest is relatively boring. Necrophilia is dead boring.
Care to dance with an intense whip-toting stranger in leather & heels?
Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.
Chains required.  Whips optional.
Chastity is the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
De Saade Tagline: Place on hairy parts [__:::__] and YANK
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
Don't just stand there...KNEEL!!
Don't waste water.  Pee on a friend.
DOWN AND OUT: A very ugly gay guy...he has to go out with girls.
Errr, this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo.
Get a powerful right arm: subscribe to Playboy.
Give Sadists a fair crack of the whip.
Go into an adult theater with a squirt gun full of warm hand lotion.
Grabbing the doorknob to a public restroom and finding it wet and slimy.
Gross - Kissing your grandmother and having her slip you the tongue.
Gross - Used toilet paper on the clothesline.
Had to quit cunnilingus and B&D together--always getting tongue-tied
Handcuffs.... for a truely binding relationship.
Have a date with your vacuum cleaner. Hoover sucks!!!
He's studying to be a child molester at the Seminary.
HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar!
Hey Baby, If I said you had a hot body...would you hold it against me???
Honey, get out the whips and chains... company!
I circumsized my son by kicking his sister in the jaw.
I love kitty's.. May I stroke your pussy???
I once had sex with a pregnant woman - and something grabbed my prick.
I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
I'm a pseudo-masochist. Just pretend to hurt me.
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning!
Incest gets you involved with relatives.
Is Arnotts Family Assorted like Incest?
It's been so long since I've had sex, I forget who gets tied up!
It's like having Kim Bassinger and a cattle prod AT THE SAME TIME!
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman...
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the chicken.
Let the perversions begin!
My Wife wanted a golden shower. I could only afford antique brass.
Nine out of ten men who try Camels prefer women.
No, NO! RAPE the women and steal the SHEEP!
No, no, NOT "born again." I said I was into PORN again!
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection
One good swallow would have solved this problem.
OW! Quit it.  OW! Quit it.  OW! Quit it.  OW! Quit it.
Pain and Pleasure is a matter of reference
Pain? PAIN?!? You want pain? I'll give you pain!
Picture this .... you... me.... whips... chains ...
Pornography is in the groin of the beholder.
S&M means never having to say you are sorry ...
Sex, sex, ducks!  Don't ask...
The best things in life are free - but kinky costs extra.
The Roissy International Resort Chain--with REAL chains!
There's always room for filth!
There's some lovely filth over here...
Transvestite:  He who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Twelve lines should be enough, now BEND OVER
Want some candy, little girl?
We practice S&M: she Sleeps & I Masturbate.
Well, whips and chains are Hardware, right?
What a perverted train of thought you ride ....
What about the time I caught you naked with that bowl of Jello?
Where all the Masochists go to get abused.
Whips & Chains?  Sorry sounds like a hardware problem.
Words you never want to hear during sex:  "I'm really only 14."
Would you care for some cum with your champagne?
Yes Miss,I'll have a fur burger & a side of thighs
You aren't screaming loud enough....You must want MORE!!
You're going to stick that where?
You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul perverted.
