"Mr.. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap!
"Some days it all seems so feudal," sighed King @LN@.
<SNICKER!!>....You have quite an imagination, @FN@!
@FN@ - Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
@FN@ come and waste a knight with me...
@FN@ did it his way.
@FN@ gives good tag!
@FN@ must around here some where. The modem is still warm.
@FN@'s an odd name.  Mind if we call you Bruce?
@FN@, stop that!!  My girlfriend's getting suspicious!
@FN@, you certainly know how to make a Point!
@FN@, you know better than to trust a strange computer.
@FN@, you're playing the wrong message!
@RN@ - Poster child for birth control.
@RN@ gets his news from Mad Magazine.
@RN@ has been diagnosed with Blue Wave Fever. It's catching too.
@RN@ is so old that he doesn't learn history.  He remembers it.
@RN@ Reality-ometer: E[\........]F  Hmmph! Thought so...
@RN@ wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
Apology accepted, @RN@.
Captain @LN@, it's the Death Star! We mu*^%#&%$#NO CARRIER
Captain @LN@, the auto-destruct sequence is activated.
Captain Your new ship, the U.S.S. @LN@ is ready in Star-Dock.
Captain, @RN@ off starboard brow unlurking.
Coming to the Sci-Fi Channel. The Life of @RN@.
Damn it @FN@, you're thinking again.
Death and deprivation stalk our land like two great stalking things. -B.A.
Don't be humble @FN@, you're not that great.
Don't look now @RN@, but this message is over...
Don't mince words, @RN@  ... what do you *REALLY* think?
Don't start with me @RN@.  You know how I get.
Don't tell me your problems @FN@.
Due to @FN@'s intense mind fog, all thoughts are grounded.
Ensign @LN@, Lay in a course for the nearest Star Base,  Engage.
Fie! Fie! @RN@ is a fickle tagline collector indeed!
For once @FN@, I have nothing to say.
Greetings to @FN@, on @DA@ at @TI@
Hello, I'm the Doctor, and this is my companion, @RN@.
Here, @FN@, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----,---'----{@
Hey @FN@ let's burn something! FIRE-FIRE-FIRE.
Hey @FN@, are those Bugle Boy Jeans you're wearing?
Hey @FN@, get a grip! <SKWUNCH> Good grip.
Hey @FN@, If we were cannibals, What parts of people would we eat?
Hey @FN@, watch me pull a tagline outta this hat.
Hey @RN@, Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Hey Everybody! @FN@'s buying the drinks!
Hey everybody! @FN@'s buying the hockey tickets!
Hey everybody! Free taglines at @FN@'s place!
Hey! I don't remember @FN@.GIF being in the file directory before.
Hey, @FN@, ...someone's gotta play straight man <g>.
Hey, @FN@, hand me that dolphin burger & side of spotted owl fries.
Hey, @FN@... are *you* in the physics club?
Hey, @FN@... get a load of this:  <.!..>
Hey, @FN@... may the Force be with you.
Hey, look. @FN@'s being eaten.
Hey, lookit that!  A shark wearing @FN@'s SCUBA gear!
Hey, Rocky. Watch me pull @FN@ outta my hat!
Hey, Sideshow @FN@, what are you making?
Hi @FN@! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**
Hi @FN@, you look great in powder blue.
Hi @FN@. Would you like a game of chess?
Hi @RN@ - wherever you are!
Hi, @FN@, missed you. *bang* *bang* Drat! Missed again.
Hi, my name is @RN@ and I'll be your robber tonight...
Hmmmmm ... What would @FN@ do in this situation?
Honest, Officer @LN@, I was only taking the horse's temperature!
Honest, Officer! @FN@ was on fire when I got here.
Honest, Officer! @FN@ was under my car tire when I got here!
Honestly Officer @LN@, I've never seen that Tagline before.
Honestly officer @LN@, It wasn't me with that duck.
Hooray for Captain @LN@, the Outer Space Explorer!
How do you have such creative taglines, @FN@?
How many @LN@'s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many ways are there to painfully die on this planet, @FN@?
I accept your apology, @FN@, but not your explanation.
I am merely responding to @FN@'s nonsensical ramblings.
I appoint @FN@ ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I came. I saw. I stole @RN@'s tagline.
I didn't know that was @FN@ sleeping in the blender.
I don't think so, @FN@.
I don't think we're still connected to @RN@!
I find @FN@'s lack of faith... disturbing.
I had a great tagline here, but @FN@ deleted it.
I have to go, I promised @LN@, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight.
I know @RN@ has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday.
I know my facts are right. I heard them from @RN@.
I like @FN@. He isn't as weird as the other two.
I put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you @RN@!
I quit my job... for @FN@!
I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you @FN@.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and @FN@ on the UFO.
I Saw London. I Saw France. I Saw @FN@'s Underpants!
I say we ride down to @FN@'s and steal his tagline file.
I Seize your Commitment, @RN@!
I suggest a new strategy, @FN@. Let the Wookie win.
I swiped this tagline from @RN@.
I taught @FN@ all @FN@ knows; that's why I have little left.
I think, @FN@, you could definitely use a new book.
I think, @FN@, you could definitely use a new suit.
I wanna be @RN@ when *I* grow up!
I want to learn the ways of the Force, become a Jedi like @FN@.
I was just kidding @FN@! Put down that phaser!
I wished and @RN@ heard me!
I wonder what @FN@'s doing right now?
I wrote this tagline JUST for @RN@.
I'd just as soon kiss a @LN@!
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend @FN@.
I'll never forget you @FN@- you're too weird.
I'll take 'Famous @LN@' for $1000, Alex.
I'm going to the St. @LN@'s day parade.
I'm melting!  This is all your fault, @FN@!
I'm not Bajoran. @LN@ punched me in the nose.
I'm original! Just like @RN@.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a -- wait! Come back, @LN@!
I'm sorry @RN@, did you say something?
I'm sorry Captain I lost Mr. @LN@s' transporter signal.
I'm sorry, @FN@, I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm trying to kill you with a minimum of fuss. Cooperate, @FN@!
Is @LN@ dispersing his *OLD* jokes again? :-)
Is that all you ever think about @FN@?
It's the @FN@inator, @FN@-O-Rama, the @FN@meister...
Jerry's Delivery Service: Letter Bombs to @RN@, 30% off.
Just another crazy idea from @RN@
Just ask, @FN@, and see what you get...
Just in. UFO takes @LN@ ... More after the race.
Keep well, @FN@.
Let's not post to @FN@, he is a silly person.
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, @FN@!
Looking with @FN@ for a car pool on the Information Highway.
Lord @LN@, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship!
Lt. Worf, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig!
Ma, @FN@'s is beating up on me again!
Mama warned me about @RN@!
Maybe you should work on a shorter intro, @FN@.
Meet George Jetson... oh, it's YOU, @FN@!
Milo... The walls are crawling with giant, fanged @RN@'s.
Mom, can I go out and play with @FN@?
More exciting than a @LN@ film!
More ramblings from the mind of @FN@
More taglines than you could shake a @FN@ at.
Mos @LN@ Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum.
Mr. @LN@, this message self destructs in 7 seconds...3, 2, 1, *BLAM!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@! <Zzzaapp>
Mr. Worf, please show Mr. @LN@ to the airlock.
My Lord @LN@, I have a cunning plan.
My name is @FN@, and I am a tagline addict.
My other computer looks JUST like @RN@.
My tagline delivered by @RN@...
New User <@FN@> to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW!
NEWS FLASH: The Complete @RN@ Handbook has just been released!
Next up: Tossing @FN@ For Fun and Profit.
No matter where you go, @FN@, there you are.
No, @FN@, put down that gun!
No, @FN@, Shakespeare is NOT a chewing gum flavor!
No, I will not drink blood again, @FN@!
No, no, @FN@! It's pillage, rape and THEN burn.
No, not Tandy, @FN@ said Realistically.
NOOOOBODY expects the @FN@-Inquisition!
Not now, honey, I'm screaming at @FN@!
Note the look on its face as @FN@ runs away.
Now seriously, @FN@... The check IS in the mail!
Now we give you @RN@ and his inflatable knees!
Now you see? What did I tell you, @MA@.
Number One, please remove @RN@ from the Bridge.
Off my desk to @MA@ on @DA@ at @TI@ with regards to @MT@.
Offer expires @DA@ or while supplies last.
Officer @LN@, I wasn't driving fast, just flying low!
Officer, where do I apologize for shooting @MA@?
Oh @FN@! The Dust Bunnies are our friends!
Oh no! Another @LN@! RUN!
Oh! Come on @FN@, just this one last little feature!
Oh, @LN@. You've forgotten the color code!
Oh, c'mon, @FN@, I'll bring the book back....HONEST!
Oh, c'mon, Dr. @LN@, I'll bring the book back....HONEST!
Oh, listen to them, @LN@... they're dying!
Oh, NO, @FN@! I..I CAN'T!
Oh, no... @FN@ has discovered my secret!
Oh, very clever, @RN@! Eat any good books lately?
Old @RN@ is alive and well, sir.
One pound @RN@ ... sliced thinly please.
Only @RN@ would steal this tagline.
Only a master of evil, @LN@.
Open hailing frequencies @FN@.
Open the pod bay doors, @FN@.
Open the Rest Room doors HAL. I'm sorry @FN@, I can't do that.
Open your front door @FN@, my pit bull is waiting to say hello.
Our last master was Captain @LN@.
Pardon me, @FN@ - Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
Party on, Wayne. Party on, @FN@.
Perhaps @RN@ could take some lessons from a TI-01 calculator.
Please excuse @FN@ Friday. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse @FN@ from school yesterday. He had a stomach egg.
PLEASE, a little respect! Don't you know who @RN@ is?
Praise @FN@, praise @FN@, PRAISE @FN@!
Promise you won't tell @FN@?
Psychic Hotline -- Hello, @FN@. I know what you're going to say.
Push the button @FN@.
Put the sword down, @FN@. You're scaring the mundanes.
Put your clothes back on @FN@ , it's time to go home.
Quick @FN@, what color is an Orange? "Is this Multiple Choice?"
Quick, @FN@, send your wife over to train my girlfriend!
Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on @RN@'s head.
Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, @FN@.
QWacK.... QWacK.... QWacK! @FN@? Where's my shotgun?
Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let @FN@ come over?
Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, @FN@.
Riker to Lt. @LN@, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to, uh, relax.
Ring the bells! @RN@ must ring the bells!
Run, @FN@! Run!
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that @RN@ is not real.
Say good night @FN@. Good night @FN@!
Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig.
See @RN@ for all your unstable molecule needs.
See you on the next Geraldo, @FN@!
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: @RN@.
Set your course for @FN@'s home planet of Alderaan.
She'll be all right. Inform Lord @LN@ we have a prisoner.
Shields at 99%...98%...shields have failed, Captain @LN@.
Sir, the @LN@ is not responding.
Sir, the @RN@ spider is alive and responding!
So @FN@, you like Bajoran girls, huh? --Kira.
So he says to his friend, "lets look up @RN@ and have a race!"
So what do you think of her, @FN@?
Some day @FN@, you too will have urges like me.
Sorry @RN@, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry @RN@, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry, @FN@, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
Sorry, @RN@ doesn't live here anymore.
Sorry, @RN@ is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him.
Sorry, Commander @LN@ , but I must decline.
ST:TNG - To boldly go where @RN@ has gone before!
Stand by, @FN@, here we go. Cut in the sublight engines.
Stand down from battle stations, Ensign @LN@, go change your pants.
Star Date @DD@@DM@@DY@ - Admiral @LN@ bites Worf!
Star date @DD@@DM@@DY@, @RN@, beamed down for a pee...
Starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: @RN@
Stay away from the swirling vortex of hell, @FN@.
Suddenly and embarrassingly, @LN@'s swash came unbuckled.
Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for @FN@!
Sure @FN@, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Surrender, @FN@...
Taglines...? What are they, @RN@?
Take care, @FN@, and don't be mean to yourself.
Take it from @FN@.
Take my hand, @FN@.
Talk to me @RN@. Make believe I'm your bartender.
Tell me everything I need to know @FN@.
Tell me, young @FN@, what brings you out this far?
Thank God the ship cleans itself, Lt. @LN@ just left holodeck 2!
Thanks @RN@ for replying to my message.
That @FN@. Just gotta' love 'im, eh?
That was really uncalled for, Senator @LN@.
That's when @FN@ realized it was a daymare!
The @FN@ Channel!
The @FN@ that can be described is not the true @FN@.
The @RN@ School of Tagline Thief--Creative Acquisition?
The Doctor will see you now @FN@. Please disrobe!
The Enterprise just docked at a star base @LN@.
The EXXON monster of Planet Hazelwood just ate @FN@.
The Force is with @RN@!
The lab called ... @FN@'s brain is ready.
The most dangerous part of a car is @RN@ at the steering wheel.
The puck sneaks past a stunned @LN@!
The walls are crawling with giant, fanged @RN@'s.
The women can come back out now, @LN@ has gone.
Then Losira appeared and said, I am for you, @RN@.
There @FN@ goes again....totally disregarding reality...
There @RN@ goes again, confusing me with real life!
There @RN@ goes again, confusing TV with real life!
There are no giant crabs in here, @FN@.
There is one called @LN@ among them. He is mine.
There you go, @RN@! For the first time you're wrong again!
There'll be no escape for @FN@ this time.
There'll be no escape for the @LN@ this time.
There's no more tempting target than @RN@ trying to be clever.
This is @FN@. He's 1st mate on a ship that might suit our needs.
This is all YOUR doing, @LN@!
This is my pet tagline, @FN@.
This is not a @LN@ tagline. You are not what you own.
This is the part where @FN@'s head explodes.
This is your last chance, @FN@. Free us or die!
This malarkey brought to your computer by @RN@.
This tagline has been made expressly for @RN@.
This tagline is dedicated to my bird friend @FN@.
This tagline is made for everyone except @RN@.
This tagline prohibited by @RN@...
This tagline was ALWAYS meant for @RN@.
Three jacks for handsome young Ensign @LN@. --Troi.
Today on @FN@'S World: Stalking the wild veggie.
Toilet seats. Now in 49 wonderful flavors. Just ask @RN@.
Tok @LN@. Bo Ka Goo Pa En At A-Awn-Awn-Aw.
Too bad, @RN@, but you know too much. ... AARRGGHH!!!
Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the bridge.
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, @FN@!
U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
Uh, Houston, we got a problem--@FN@'s makin' moves on the babe.
Uh...@FN@, could you pick your butt with your nose? huh huh huh
Universe.Dat not located, suspect @RN@.
Unrecoverable Application Error, @FN@.
Upon receiving this message, @FN@, sign here:[_].
Use the Force, @FN@!
Ve have vays to make you talk, @RN@!
Wait, @FN@! It's too dangerous!
Waiter, there's a @FN@ in my tagline!
WANTED: @RN@ for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward!
Warning! @FN@ is a black belt master of Ti Kwan Leep! (Boot To The Head)
WARNING: Do not feed the @LN@s.
Watch your back, @FN@.
Watch your mouth @FN@, or you'll find yourself floating home.
We eat meat without fire too. @FN@, you are an unusual visitor.
We have secretly replaced @RN@'s life with Folgers Crystals.
We want to discuss the matter of your resignation, @FN@.
We're a success here, @LN@.
We're gonna need another @FN@!
We're losing @FN@'s pattern. Cross circuit A to B!
Welcome @FN@, to Totally Hidden Psychiatrist!
Welcome to the afterlife @RN@, you're dead. --Q.
Well sure, @FN@, we *ALL* have 20/20 hindsight...
Were you using glue today, @FN@?
Whadya mean what flavor? It's bleedin' @RN@ flavor!
What a wonderful smell you've discovered, @FN@!
What are you doing @FN@?!? The message is over, GO AWAY!
What did I tell you, @FN@! There's your worm hole!
What does it all MEAN, @FN@?
What is this need of yours for costumes, @RN@?
What is your security clearance, citizen @LN@?
Wheel of Randomity, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the taglines @RN@?
When there's trouble, you call @FN@.
Where is Mr. @LN@? Making room for more beer.
Which way did he go, @FN@, which way did he go?
While I stand safely behind camera, @FN@ will take the cub.
Who says nothing is impossible? @RN@'s been doing nothing for years.
Why not ask @LN@ to fix them?
Why remember quotes when you can make them up?"  -@RN@
Why whine when @LN@ already does it for you?
Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter @LN@s?
Will Rogers obviously never met @RN@.
Worf! Confine Lieutenant, no, ENSIGN @LN@ to the brig!
Worf, fire at will! Oh it's YOU @FN@. Worf, fire at @FN@!
Wow! @RN@ breathes as though he has asthma, but doesn't!
Wow! Another one. Welcome aboard, Commander @FN@!
Yes, it's true @FN@, I've fallen in with the wrong crowd.
You @FN@, are part of the Rebel Alliance...and a traitor.
You are absolutely right, @LN@. I knew I'd forgotten something.
You are no Starfleet Admiral, @RN@.
YOU can double your money, @FN@! Here's how: fold it in half!
You can tell that to @LN@, he may only take your ship.
You can't win, @LN@.
You do have a big heart, @FN@...I like you a lot.
You have the con Mr. @LN@.
You have to have a quick wit to keep up with @FN@.
You hit me! @LN@ never hit me! I'm not @LN@.
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, @FN@.
You know @FN@, sometimes I amaze even myself.
You know of the Rebellion against @LN@?
You know that little @LN@ is going to cause me a lot of trouble.
You named ALL the fish @FN@!? Helps me keep the names straight.
You see, Lord @LN@, she can be reasonable.
You see, Lord @LN@, she's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
You're a Good Girl, @FN@.
You're all clear, @FN@! Now let's blow this thing and go home!
You're watching the @RN@ Show on Network XXIII.
You, @FN@. There in the back row. Stop laughing or leave the room!
Your safety is not our concern, @FN@. Your gold, is.
