"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
"I'm a lawyer."     "Honest?"     "No, the regular kind."
"Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer?" - Shakespeare
A country man between two lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A rooster clucks defiance - but a lawyer...
A society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
Anagram - Lawyers / Sly ware.
Behead a Lawyer for Allah!
Bury a lawyer 12 feet under. Deep down they're nice.
By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
Compiling... Linking... Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron.
Criminal lawyer is redundant redundant.
Criminal Lawyer--a redundancy
Criminal lawyer.  Isn't that redundant?
Criminal Lawyer: a redundant expression
Criminal Lawyer? ... REDUNDANT!
Criminal lawyer? Isn't that redundant?
Cross a lawyer with a blonde? There are things even a blonde won't do.
Cross a vegetable with a lawyer and you get an artichoke with no heart.
Cybersell: firm created by lawyers to generate off-topic advertisements.
Deguerian perfect lawyer for Koresh. Both think they're GOD.
Devolution: Lawyer --> politician --> crook.
Difference 'tween a cockroach an' a lawyer? Oh IS there one?
Disaster is a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff with empty seats.
Disbarium: The best way to get rid of a lawyer.
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Do I pay for two lawyers?
Do the lawyers ever do informal discovery?
Do we need lawyers if we mediate?
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No. Good!
Does my lawyer handle the appeal if I want one?
Does the lawyer ever sell out his client for a bigger fee?
Don't touch me. I've got a lawyer and I'm not afraid to use him!
Earth almost full - delete lawyers (Y,y)?
Eternity .... One lawyer waiting for another.
Ethical question: Drowning lawyer - drive on or watch?
Everyone needs access to a good: car mechanic, doctor and a lawyer!
Everyone needs access to a good: car mechanic, doctor and lawyer!
Everyone needs access to good: car mechanics, doctor and a lawyer!
Feed a cold and starve a lawyer.
Female lawyer without briefs: Solicitor?
Fertilizer: A lawyer's summation.
First be sure you have a good lawyer, then go ahead.
First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
First thing we'll do is kill all the lawyers!
First, kill all the lawyers--then waste Barney.
First, you put the lawyers up against a wall. . .
Fleas can be taught nearly everything a lawyer can.
Four hundred pages, when lawyers are concerned, is filler.
Gibb's Law: Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Glad to be of help/service. In lawyer rates, that will be $500.00.
God's wonders: A lawyer, and an honest man.
Good lawyer can get sodomy reduced to following too close.
Good lawyers are even rarer than honest politicians.
Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following to close
Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following too close!
Good lawyers get sodomy reduced to following too close.
Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the conservatives.
Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the liberals.
Guardhouse lawyers are generally found in the guardhouse!
Having passed on, the lawyer found himself with the devil in a deal.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He must have had a pretty bad lawyer...
Headline:  Snake Bites Lawyer And Dies
Headline: Snake bites lawyer and he dies.
Headline: Snake bits lawyer and he dies.
Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned!
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of woman scorned!
Hello, the lawyer lied.
HELP ME . . . I've fallen and I can't reach my lawyer!
Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
Hi, I'm Bob, your date; this is Chuck, my lawyer.
Hit me, I'm a lawyer.
Hmmm? Are you talking about catfish or lawyers?
Honesty is the best policy...unless you can afford a good lawyer.
How are lawyers and sperm alike? Only one in a million do anything.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
How do I find a lawyer?
How do I know if I have a good enough lawyer?
How do lawyers charge in matrimonial cases?
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips move.
How do you save a drowning lawyer? Throw him a rock.
How does a bankruptcy lawyer expect to be paid?
How does my lawyer learn the facts about my case?
How important is cost in choosing a lawyer?
How is my lawyers secretary important to me?
How many lawyer jokes are there? 3. The rest are fact!
How many lawyer jokes are there? One: the rest are truths.
How many lawyer jokes are there? Three. The rest are facts.
How many lawyer jokes? 3, the rest are true stories.
How many lawyers can roof a house? How thin can you slice 'em?
How many Lawyers does it take to screw up a light bulb?
How to tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
I can't help it - I'm a lawyer.
I don't believe ANY lawyer, but I know what the government will do!
I just tested out my pit bull. He spit the lawyers arm out.
I just wanted to ask if you have any brass lawyers.
I need a lawyer to protect me from my lawyer.
I never knew there were lawyers with morals. --Al Calavicci.
I never met a lawyer that could pass a bar.
I promise I won't bite, said the swimming Lawyer to the shark.
I promise I won't bite, the swimming lawyer told the shark.
I take an instant dislike to lawyers. It saves time.
I tell my kids I play piano in a whore house. I'm actually a lawyer.
I used to be a lawyer - so sue me.
I want to talk to my lawyer! Sure, he's in the next cell...
I want to talk to my lawyer.
I'd rather trust a used car salesman than a lawyer!
I'm a lawyer - I always go were I'm not invited!
I'm a lawyer. Honest? No, the regular kind.
I'm a lawyer. Honest? No, the usual kind.
I'm crabby cuz; Lawyers.
I'm not a lawyer, but I play one in this echo....
I'm not a lawyer, I'm a prosecutor.  There is a difference.
I've got this problem. I wanna be a lawyer but I wanna go to Heaven.
IANAL-I Am Not A Lawyer.
Ideal weight for a lawyer, 2 1/2 lbs including the urn.
If all lawyers were hung, the nymphomaniacs would overrun
If at first you don't succeed, shoot your lawyer!
If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need lawyers!
If James Bond was a lawyer, he'd be licensed to will.
If law school is so hard, why so many lawyers?
If laws were outlawed, only outlaws would be lawyers.
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
If This Is Hell - Where Are the Lawyers?
If this is hell, then where are all the lawyers?
If this is hell, where's the lawyer?
If we're limiting doctor incomes, let's do lawyers, too.
If you have no bad people you don't need good lawyers.
If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.
If you want a lawyer tagline, the first consultation is $50/tagline.
If your lawyer doesn't know the law he should at least know the judge.
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Is a female lawyer without her briefs a solicitor?
Is he a criminal lawyer or a civil lawyer? Is there a difference?
Is it all right to date or have sex with my lawyer?
Is there a lawyer in the house?  <BLAM!>  Any more?
Is there a lawyer in the house?  <BLAM> Is there another?
Is there a lawyer in the house? *BANG!* Any more?
Is there a lawyer in the house? *BANG!* Are there any more?
Is there a Lawyer in the House? *BLAM!* Any more?
Is there a lawyer in the house? <BAM> Anymore?
Is there a lawyer in the house? <BLAM! > Is there another?
Is there a Lawyer in the house? <BLAM!> Ok, any more?
Is there a lawyer in the house? <BOOM> ... Anymore?
Is there a lawyer in the house? BANG! Any more?
Is there a lawyer in the house? Yes? <BANG> Okay, any more?
Isn't criminal lawyer a redundancy?
Isn't criminal lawyer a redundant term?
It won't hurt but a little, the swimming lawyer told the shark.
It'll never stand-up in court -Lorena Bobbits Lawyer
It'll never stand-up in court. --Lorena Bobbitts Lawyer.
It's 2 AM! The bar's closing. No more lawyers admitted!
It's a Lawyer, Spock - set phasers to Main and Mutilate!
It's a lawyer, Spock--set phasers on MAIM!
JABBA - IANAL:  I Am Not A Lawyer
Jeez, you start havin' fun, they send in the lawyers!
Judge: An unemployed lawyer who wears a black dress.
Jury (n): 12 persons who decide who has the best lawyer
Jury - A Group Chosen to Decide Who has the Best Lawyer.
Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Jury: 12 people selected to decide who has the better lawyer.
JURY: 12 people who determine which side has the better lawyer.
JURY: 12 people who determine which side has the funnier lawyer.
Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
Jury: a group set up to decide who hired the better lawyer.
Jury: Group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
Jury: Twelve people who decide which side has the best lawyer.
Just remember lawyers do it to you legally.
Justice is much swifter now that they've abolished all lawyers.
Justice is what a lawyer gets when a judge agrees with him.
Keep America beautiful.. properly dispose of your lawyer.
Kick the lawyers off the bar! (That's where the girls dance!)
Kill a lawyer, before it goes into politics!
Kill a lawyer, put spikes on the rear of an ambulance!
Kill all the lawyers! (but one).
Kill the lawyers first.
Killed a lawyer, put spikes on the back of my ambulance!
Know how to get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Koresh selects Deguerian as lawyer. Both think they're GOD.
Koresh's last words... I'd Kill a lawyer, before it goes into politics!
Lady Justice Blindfold: Hates to see lawyers make deals.
Lady lawyers are appealing.
Lady lawyers are appealling.
Lady lawyers LOVE hung juries.
Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.
Lawyer + Godfather = an offer you can't understand
Lawyer - the larval form of Politician
Lawyer - the larval stage of a Politician.
Lawyer in posh restaurant? Ambiance chaser.
Lawyer Testing:Cause some things even RATS won't do.
Lawyer \LAW-yer\ v. 1. Uses the law to get yers.
Lawyer's favorite Japanese corporation: Sosumi ( so sue me).
Lawyer's houses are built on the heads of fools. --G. Herbert.
Lawyer's houses are built on the heads of fools. --Herbert.
Lawyer.....One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
Lawyer.....One skilled in the circumvention of the law. --Ambrose Bierce.
Lawyer: a cat who settles disputes between mice.
Lawyer: An ambulance chaser.
Lawyer: I prefer representing female; system clearly biased in her favor.
Lawyer: Justice as Politician: Honest.
Lawyer: One skilled in circumvention of the law.
Lawyer: One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.
Lawyer: Someone trained in circumventing the law.
Lawyer: the larval form of a politician.
Lawyer: The only animal that defecates from both ends....
Lawyers *ARE* the problem.
Lawyers - can't live with them...can't die without them.
Lawyers - the larval form of politicians.
Lawyers and hookers are both hired to get their clients off.
Lawyers and Hookers: Both hired to get their clients off.
Lawyers and wagon wheels must be well greased.
Lawyers and wagon wheels need to be well greased.
Lawyers are extraterrestrials.
Lawyers are like cactuses, except the pricks are inside!
Lawyers are like Sperm, one in a million turns out to be human!
Lawyers are like Sperm: 1 in a Million turn out to be Human.
Lawyers are the larval form of politicians.
Lawyers aren't crooks - just ethically challenged.
Lawyers can remove their wingtips.
Lawyers collect on marital bonds!
Lawyers complain about briefs.
Lawyers confuse justice for income.
Lawyers could be an important source of protein.
Lawyers do it in billable units.
Lawyers do it in briefs.
Lawyers do it in front of the Judge and Jury.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Lawyers DO IT on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it to anybody.
Lawyers DO IT to anyone and everyone and as often as they can!
Lawyers do it to anyone they can!
Lawyers do it to anyone.
Lawyers do it to everyone.
Lawyers do it to you.
Lawyers do it with clause.
Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs.
Lawyers do it with precedents.
Lawyers do it, then charge high fees.
Lawyers eat their young.
Lawyers get frequent flier miles. Vultures don't.
Lawyers have got you in their cites!
Lawyers have got your in their cites!
Lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
Lawyers never lose their appeal.
Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett.
Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumps... Hmm, tough choice...
Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumps...hmmm, tough choice.
Lawyers representing the Meek contacted me about my inheritance.
Lawyers The #1 Cause of Divorces...
Lawyers try to pleas many clients.
Lawyers View: If sh!t Happens, SUE!
Lawyers wear tight collar to keep foreskin hidden.
Lawyers wear tight collars to keep foreskin off their face.
Lawyers work in their briefs.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Lawyers, the larva form of politicians
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Lawyers, the roadblocks to progress!
Lawyers, your ambulance-chasing kind of people!
Lawyers--the larval form of politicians.
Lawyers. Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!
Lawyers: n. the larval form of Politicians.
Lawyers: n... The larval stage of politicians...
Lawyers: The best argument against gun control.
Lawyers: The Larval Form Of Politician.
Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
Lawyers: the larval stage of politicians.
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and orde
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.
Let's kill all the lawyers. --Shakespeare.
Liar:  A lawyer with a roving commission.
M/H Insurance: No lawyers, politicians move in next door.
Major cause of Lawyer death, ambulance's backing up!
Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be lawyers...
May your life be filled with lawyers.
Microsoft is suing American Airlines 'cause they have lawyers too.
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Motorcycle gang lawyers for rough justice...
Must the lawyer be a matrimonial specialist?
My bankruptcy lawyer is @TO@.
My bankruptcy lawyer is @TOFIRST@.
My bankruptcy lawyer is Alan Dershowitz.
My Ex-wife or My Lawyer: who do I shoot First?
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My lawyers want a word with you out in the limo.
Never argue with a skunk or a lawyer. You'll either lose or stink.
Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.
New "Lawyers" postage stamp: You spit on BOTH sides!
New Lawyers postage stamp: You can spit on both sides!
No more lawyers? No more freedom!
No more lawyers? No more pettifoggery!
No wonder. Saddam Hussein is a lawyer!
Nobody likes a crooked lawyer until they need one.
Of the people, by the lawyers, for the liberals.
Oh, Jesus! Sounds like another lawyer! Get the spray!
Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
Old lawyers never die, they just rest their cases.
Old lawyers never die... they just lose their appeal.
Old lawyers never die; they just make another appeal.
One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
Only 3% of people like lawyers. Over 70% of Congress is Lawyers.
Only a lawyer calls a 10,000 word document a brief.
Only a lawyer has to have a ladder to scratch a snake's belly.
Only a lawyer would call a 137-page document a brief.
Only defense lawyers profit from tickets
Only lawyers are despised more than child molesters.
Only lawyers are trusted less than used car salesmen.
Oxymoron: Blameless Lawyers.
Oxymoron: Criminal Lawyer
Oxymoron: Decent lawyer.
Oxymoron: Good Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Honest Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Moral Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Respectable Lawyer.
P! U!...Who stepped in a pile of lawyer?
Pee-Wee didn't need a lawyer; he got himself off!
PeeWee doesn't want a lawyer. Says he can get himself off.
Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself.
Poetic Justice : A Lawyer with his tongue cut out.
POLITICIANS: Lawyers who don't inhale.
PUNNY BOOK: Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett.
Put lawyers on the ethics committee (for balance).
Q: What do you call a lawyer with a 75 IQ? A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with a @SECOND@ IQ? A: Your Honor.
Question: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
Question: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
Rattlesnakes refuse to bite lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Rattlesnakes won't bite lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Redundancy (n.): A lawyer with an air bag in his car.
Redundancy (n.): To say a lawyer's car contains an air bag.
Redundancy - Criminal Lawyer.
Redundancy: Rich Lawyer
Rent-a-lawyer: You lease 'em, we'll fleece 'em.
Resorting to lawyers is proof of failure.
Roses are red violets are blue, me and my lawyer are about to sue you.
Roses are red, Violents are blue, My lawyer and I are about to sue you
Roses are red, Violets are blue, My lawyer and I are about to sue you!
Save laboratory animals - use lawyers instead!
Save laboratory animals - use lawyers.
Save Laboratory Animals. Use Lawyers instead.
Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers.
Save the Planet, make a lawyer disappear.
Sen. Packwood's lawyers: Letcher, Fondler, Chauvinist, and Pigg.
Send lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan!
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money.
Send lawyers, guns, and money, the shit has hit the fan.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad get me outta this.
Sharks don't attack lawyers - professional courtesy.
Sharks don't eat lawyers out of professional courtesy.
Sharks don't feed on lawyers; professional courtesy.
Sharks won't eat lawyers, due to professional courtesy.
Sheesh!  You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send in the lawyers!
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Should I ever respond or talk to her lawyer?
Should I have a written contract with the lawyer?
Should I shop for a lawyer? How?
Should I tell my lawyer the whole truth?
Shouted the lawyer's client. You're a scoundrel!
Shure, trust me, I'm a lawyer... (Famous last words.)
Since over 70% of Congress is Lawyers I can see why they have no ethics.
So many lawyers, so few bullets.
Something's wrong with this world when clowns are lawyers too!
Something's wrong with this world when clowns got lawyers too!
Sorry, I can't leave any lawyer taglines. So sue me.
Stealing is legal for lawyers, politicians, and @TOFIRST@
Support doctors. Kill lawyers. At least run them over.
Support your Lawyers... Become a Doctor!
Support your Local Police....Support Antlerless Lawyer Season.....
Sure, trust me, I'm a lawyer... (Famous last words.)
Take Back Your Country: Shoot a Lawyer!
Talk is cheap - unless it's a lawyer talking!
Talk is cheap -- until you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap ... unless you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap until you get a lawyer.
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer
Talk is cheap. 'til you hire a lawyer!
Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheep, until you hire a lawyer.
Talk's cheap till you need a lawyer.
Teenagers, protesters and lawyers think they're never wrong.
Test your pit bull: give it a lawyer's arm.
The best client a lawyer ever had is a scared millionaire.
The country is a mess and people keep voting for lawyers.
The difference between cockroaches and lawyers? Is there one?
The earth is 98% full. Delete lawyers.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. --Shakespeare.
The handlers don't become so attached to the lawyers.
The jury's purpose is to decide which side had the best lawyer.
The Law is your friend... but watch out for the Lawyers.
The lawyers want a word with you out in the limo.
The Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.
The Nanites have *lawyers?*
The only ethical lawyer is a dead lawyer.
The only good lawyer is a - naw, not even then.
The only good lawyer is a dead one.
The only honest lawyer is a deceased lawyer.
The only respected lawyers include two fictional and a dead one.
The quickest way to a lawyer's heart is with a broadsword.
There are no lawyer jokes, they are all true.
There are only 3 lawyer jokes, the rest are true stories.
There are only three lawyer jokes. The rest are facts.
There are things rats won't do that lawyers will.
There's a lawyer criminal. You mean criminal lawyer. Same difference.
There's only 1 lawyer in Lawyerville, New York.
Tortilla: Lawyer's lunch choice.
Total lack of ethics? Become a Christian lawyer!
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Trust me, I'm a lawyer... <sound of automatic weapons fire>.
Typical of lawyers...take a tagline...and give nothing in return.
Ultimate putdown: Your mother is a lawyer.
Unfrozen caveman lawyer!
Use lawyers. Scientists don't get as attached to them as lab rats.
Useful? Sure! Lawyers are an excellent source of protein.
Vampires don't attack Lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Veni, Vidi, Vulture! (I came, I saw, I called my lawyer!)
We don't eat our enemies! We have lawyers for that!
We have lots of criminal lawyers. We just haven't convicted any yet.
We kill Pirates! But I'm a Lawyer! BLAM! - that's WORSE!
We kill Pirates. I'm no pirate, I'm a lawyer KILL THE LAWYER!
We kill Pirates. I'm no pirate, I'm a lawyer Same thing.... BLAM!
We ought to ban lawyers from advertising.
Well... never visit CA. This is lawyer shark haven.
Whaddya call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start!
What did my lawyer say? Plead guilty just short of murder.
What do doctors, lawyers and comedians have in common? The best are Jewish!
What do I do when I can't afford the lawyer anymore?
What do I need to know for my initial lawyer interviews?
What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.
What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
What do you call 1000 lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 2? 'Your Honor'.
What do you call a man lying on a lawyer's desk? Will.
What if I can't afford a lawyer?
What if lawyers had to wait 5 days before talking?
What if my lawyer doesn't answer my questions?
What if my lawyer doesn't return my phone calls?
What if my spouse suggests a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in the swamp? A good start!
What's black and brown and looks good on Lawyers? A Doberman.
What's black, white, and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
What's the big deal about lawyers at the bar.
What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri? Run over a lawyer.
Whatcha got if a lawyer is up to his neck in sand? Too little sand!
When is my lawyers representation of me completed?
When is No-Fault faulty?  Ask Ontario lawyers!
When lawyers make laws, laws will benefit lawyers.
When should i telephone my lawyer?
When someone on trial tells the truth a lawyer objects!
When somone on trial tells the truth a lawyer objects!
When you die, the lawyer takes 30%.
Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery
Where do lawyers live? In legal pads.
Where there is a will, there are lawyers.
Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
Where there's a will, there's a probate lawyer.
Who is worse: Lawyer, Politician, Reporter?
Who pays the guardian-lawyers fees and costs?
Why bury lawyers at sea? Because way down deep, they're not so bad.
Why can't lawyers take a bath ... oil and water don't mix.
Why don't lawyers lay on the beach? Cats would bury them
Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy!
Why Don't Sharks Bite Lawyers? Professional Courtesy!
Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Professional Courtesy!
Why experiment on animals when there's so many lawyers around?
Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there!
Why experiment on animals? There are many lawyers!
Why lawyers don't lie on the beach: cats would bury them.
Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer? --Hamlet.
Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer? --Shakespeare.
Why sharks don't eat lawyers: Some things even they can't stomach
Why use laboratory rats when there are so many lawyers out there?
Why was the hospitalized Lawyer reading a Bible? Looking for Loopholes!
Why was the sick Lawyer flipping through a Bible? Looking for loopholes!
Why won't pigs mate with lawyers? Some things even a pig wont do.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Why won't sharks eat lawyers? ProfessionaWant a taste of religion? Bite a
Why wont pigs mate with lawyers? Some things even a pig wont do.
Why would I want to be friends with other lawyers?
Why you - YOU - YOOOOUUUU - LAWYER!
Why you... You... You.. Lawyer!
Will my lawyer tell me how I handled the deposition?
Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
Woe unto ye also, ye lawyers! --St. Luke.
Worse than a lawyer - a lay person with a lawyer's mind set.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a lawyer
You can never grow fond of a lawyer.
You don't have to marry a lawyer to get screwed by one.
You know a lawyer's lying if his lips are moving.
You start having fun, they send in the lawyers
You'll never get to heaven if you pay a lawyer.
