I got a gun for my boyfriend. Pretty good trade, huh?
I know my boyfriend had sex before we met, but he didn't enjoy it!
I'm not free, I'm not single, but I'm over 21. :)
I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my boyfriend.
Just got a new big screen TV for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!
Just got a new car for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!
Just got a new computer for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!
Just got a new house for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!
Just got a new pool table for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!
Just got a new truck for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!
Love is never jealous or envious. Tell THAT to my boyfriend!
My boyfriend is getting jealous...of the time I spend with my computer.
My boyfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought him an atlas.
My computer is getting jealous...of the time I spend with my boyfriend.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight instead.
Seven course meal: A pizza and a six pack of Budweiser.
So I said to my boyfriend, "Don't be a fool! We'll take the million!"
The best way to love your neighbor is when your boyfriend is away.
To brighten up your boyfriend's evening, sit with him in the dark.
