"A day without dragons is...MUCH SAFER!"
"A dream to some... A nightmare to others!" -- Merlin
"A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty."
"AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying elves are BACK!!!!!!!"
"All fantasy should have a solid base in reality." - Sir Max Beerbohm
"Always where you never expect it.  Always." -- Merlin
"Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?" -- Skid Mark
"And so with vorpal sword in hand..."
"And the mage draws her two handed sword."   We're in trouble.
"And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles -
"Beware of wake turbulence behind departing turtle . . !"
"Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?"
"Ding dong, the Lich is dead." "Of COURSE it's DEAD!"
"Do you suck blood?"    "I got a straw right here pal!"
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
"Gee Mr. Peabody, should I set the "wayback" machine?"
"Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?"
"Have it as you will female," gloated the enhanced priest.
"Hello, I'm 47-49 on the wandering monster table."
"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull an android out of my hat!"
"Hi Rex! I'm Barney!  Will you be my **CHOMP**"
"Humm, anyone got a can opener?"  Said the dragon with a palidin.
"I am the itch you cannot reach!" - DarkWing Duck
"I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil!" - DarkWing Duck
"I feel one of my turns coming on."
"I get it!  He's got his script taped to the floor!" -- Crow T. Robot
"I get to fight the lion" - Scott of the Antarctic
"I hear the sound of wings."
"I'd like to feed your fingertips to the wolverine."
"I'd rather be eaten by a dragon." "That can be arranged."
"I've got a sore throat, I can't breathe fire."
"Is that lemon in your tea?"  "No, s'lime."
"Is this the real life?  Is this just fantasy?"
"It is a time for men and their ways." -- Merlin
"It is the doom of men that they forget." -- Merlin
"Look at th' bones!" -- Tim the Enchanter
"Look into the eyes of The Dragon and despair." -- Merlin
"Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change"
"Oh Weyr, oh weyr has my little dra gon..."
"Oh, Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"OOH! Papa Smurf, NOBODY's ever touched me like THAT before!"
"Oops, gotta go feed the dragon."
"Perhaps you lust for what you cannot have." -- Merlin
"Puff the Magic Dragon" - one of my favorite Warbirds!
"She said it was okay, but I felt like I just ate my young!"
"Some days it all seems so feudal," sighed King Arthur.
"The Pillsbury Doughboy is a albino Smurf!"
"Through the darkness, future passed...."
"Twice and twice shall he be marked" - Dragon Prophecy
"UFO cover-up.......no film at eleven."
"What a useless scroll. Just says, "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR"
"What do they live on when they can't get hobbit...?"
"What do you want from us? We're Evil!"
"What?!  I thought you said fifTEEN kobolds."
"Where's that damn dragon?" - Kitty Pryde
"Why don't you play with your magic nose goblins?"
"You know, elf tastes just like chicken!"
'Dragon Cheese: The Loose Brie Story' -- now at a theater near you!
*Munchkins* wear Gauntlets of Infinite Ring-Wearing
-=>> I brake ON Smurfs <<=-
-=>> My other sentient killing machine is a BOLO <<=-
A 'Restore' or a high-level cleric we will quest for then.
A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
A crucifix?  Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
A dragon form, clashing his scales: at midnight he arose,
A Dragon with THAC0 -98?  It's your turn to go first.
A fight to the death with a zombie has a few inherent problems.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A grimoire that sticks with you: the Velcronomicon.
A paladin's worst knightmare: Dragon with a Can opener!!
A schizophrenic vampire has alot of holes in his neck.
A TROLL BRIDGE? Oh, I thought you said a TOLL bridge!
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A unicorn is nothing more, nothing less, than a horny horse.
Abandon the search for truth, settle for fantasy...
Abandon the search for truth: settle on a good fantasy.
According to this table, I have +3 to damage. Does it kill the dragon?
Ach, twas a wee monster in the lach.
Agrajag- "You may go after I have killed you."
Ah  Jaquelin ... Will you grab that piece of skull...
Alex, I'll take "Things only I know" for $200.
Aliens need groceries too, and that's when we can catch them.
All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
All in favor of telekinesis, raise my hands.
An Egyptian King passing gas is a toot uncommon.
an expression of an Aquarian Moon challenging the Saturn-Sun
Anachronists do it knightly
And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
And now the adventure begins.
And now... The Larch.
and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars @FN@ to a crisp!!!
and the elf said, "I dunno but it looks like a hamm..." <SPLAT!>
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic.
As he turns away, you hear him chanting quietly...then *POOF* you're a frog
Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer.
Bards are beautiful
Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
Beware of Bigfoot!
Beware of Dragons - For you're crunchy and good with ketchup.
Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways.
Beware of the .. Oh, NOOO! Arghhh!
BIO-GENETIX ENGINEERING LABS: "Playing God so you don't have to."
Blesss us and splash usss, taglinesss for my preciousss.
Blind teleport:  Rough equivalent of DWI, with allowances for falling.
Blood is thicker than water, and tastier.
Borealis Weyr there be dragons.
Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
Brainfood?  Sure, give me a bit of that cerebrum.
Burglar needed.  All applicants please see Gandalf The Grey.
By Pendragon's sword the Dark shall fall.
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked with DISTRESS.COM: RESCUE- (Y)es, (N)o
Can you hold off a vampire with a sun lamp?
Chivalry is alive and well in the SCA
Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
Dammit, sometimes... I did stay inside the lines...
Darn wizards anyways!
Darn, where was the +5 Vorpal sword of dragon slaying.
Dazzling around thy skirts like a Serpent of precious stones.
Deliverance is at hand!  And the Centipede patiently smiles.
Demand a 9600 BAUD psychomodem and a telepathic protocol.
Demons are a ghoul's best friends
Dentist: a vampire's worst enemy.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??
Disney girls and fantasy world...
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
Don't have more to do with dwarves than you can help.
Don't look back--I think the lemmings are gaining on us!
Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards...
DON'T YOU WISH: Just once, Silk had said, "I stole it from Polgara."
Doogie Howser is the Kwizatz Haderach!
Dracula's last words: NO!!  I meant a steak!
Dragon Highlords do it however they want.
Dragon poker? But the dragon always wins!
Dragon slayers wanted. No experience expected.
Dragon to knight: "Leaving so soon?  It's almost lunchtime"....
Dragon w/ Can opener- A paladin's worst knightmare.
Dragon, a lizard with indigestion....
Dragon: A (sometimes!) friendly toaster.
Dragon?  What dragon?  You said we were looking for a worm.
Dragonmen must fly when threads are in the sky.
Dragonriders are weyr'd!
Dragons again?  I activate my +6 Surface-to-Air Missile battery.
Dragons also like lady fingers.
Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!
Dragons aren't extinct, they've just learned to hide in books.
Dragons do it whenever they want.
Dragons make good Pets. Just get lots of newspaper.
Dragons rescued, Virgins slain.
Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers
Dragons: Friendly Toasters
Dragons: Sometimes friendly toasters!
Dragonslayer needed. Immediate position available.
Dream when your asleep.  Roleplay when your awake.
Drinking dwarfs win every contest
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe together!
Each of the kobolds has a Wand of Orcus?
Easy credit terms available. - Satan.
Eric!!! It's Loot, Pillage and THEN burn....Stupid berserkers....
ERROR: in REALITY.SYS, <A>lter Reality, <R>un FANTASY.COM intead?
Ever seen how pale a vampire looks during the day?
Evil! Pure and simple from the eighth dimension!
Eye of newt, toe of frog, & a side of fries, Please...
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
Famous Last Insults: "Hey, Mnementh!  Eat me!"
Famous Last Words #01: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!
Famous Last Words #03: Watch me moon that werewolf!
Famous last words #10: Don't worry, I can handle it.
Famous Last Words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon."
Famous Last Words: Dragon, what dragon?
Fireball, the all purpose spell.
Follow me to the Current Middle Ages
For a good knight call Lancelot (1-900-CAMELOT)
For sale: One soul, slightly used.  Asking 3 wishes, negotiable.
for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a download! -Rhett Sysop
Garlic roll, Barnabas? "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
Garlic?!? Mama mia! You gotta da wrong vampire!
Geez! I must be Lawful Good!  I believe in the Rules!
Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs?  Guys?  Guys?
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
Given enough time, even the unlikely happens.
GM's Motto: Never kill a character without first humiliating him.
Good Intentions Paving Company "We did the road to Hell."
Good to meet you, Dentartherdent..
Goodgulf Greyteeth...magician, huckster, and con-man extraordinaire.
Gort: Klatu Barada Nicto!
Gosh, I bet that dragon bite really smarts!
Gotta' get back to Reality...now where is that stupid Blue Dragon.
Grandma got run over by a dragon.
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
Gravity isn't my fault!  I voted for velcro.
Half-elves unite!
Happiness is a warm dragon
Have you hugged your dragon today?
He who lives by the sword dies by the crossbow bolt
Help me Mr. Wizzard!!!
Hey Kid! This ain't no library! Beat it!
Hey, I'll keep a troll toe in my Jar! (Last words)
Hey.... I don't wanna keep 'em just play with them for a few hours!
Hobbits network with Tolkien Ring adapters
Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here!
Honest, Officer! The elf was under my car tire when I got here!
Honor those the dragons heed, In thought and favor, word and deed.
How did BattleMechs get into this dungeon?
Humph! Bugger off! - Dwarven Proverb.
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
I am having a perfect genteel conversation with a walking corpse.
I am immortal, at least till I die.
I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim.
I appoint @FN@ ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I brake for unicorns...
I don't think Mr. Ranger is going to like this, Yogi.
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guaranty!
I got a Motie in my eye.
I had my car's alignment checked...it's Chaotic Evil.
I have a firm grip on reality.  Now I can strangle it.
I have seen the future, it is just an extended present.
I just escaped the twilight zone and fell into the 0zone.
I know everything, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I like the knight life
I live to chop chicken.  - Titanium Elf
I never heard of a sword of party member slaying.
I paint what I see.  See that dragon over there?
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died
I said CLERIC!  Not CLERK!
I said hit *HIM* with the fireball, not me!  Damn wizards...
I saw Elvis.  He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I think not, said Descartes; and promptly disappeared.
I thought the 10 commandments were multiple choice.
I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it.
I'd rather be flogging the peasants...
I'd rather be riding a dragon.
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted!"
I'm off to see the Wizard, the.....
I'm SMOKING the Dragon...
I've never met a leprechaun I didn't like.
Just how many 30th-level evil wizards are there in this village?
LAK?! What kind of name is Lak?!  oh..Lak the WIZARD!..nice name!
More hit points than you can possibly imagine.
National DMs Association: Monsters don't kill, we do.
Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie...
Never anger a dragon. You are crunchy and go well with brie.
Never argue with a Scorpio - it's frustrating and you'll lose, anyway.
Never extend credit to a dragon.
Never invite a vampire in for a bite.
Never mess with a Wizard!
Never moon a werewolf.
Never stand near a sneezing dragon.
Never throw a bird at a dragon.
Never, ever, pinch a sorceress on the butt.  <ribbit>
Never, never, NEVER moon a werewolf!
Next up:  Tossing @FN@ For Fun & Profit.
No longer a Ghost!
NO! NO! NO! I said raise dead >not< animate dead!!
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
None of you exist; my sysop types all this in.
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
Oh that?  I was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
Oh you cursed brat, look what you've done! I'm MELTING!!
Oh, him?  He was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
Old Celts never die, they just have harp failure.
On a dark summer's night, would you offer your throat to the wolf...
Once A Knight Is Never Enough
One ring to rule them all and in the darkness...
One ring to rule them all...
One tagline to rule them all, & in the darkness bind them.
Oops, gotta go feed the dragon.
Or did I dream this on rotten mushrooms one summer night?
Our apologies, but reality is not in service at this time.
Oxymoron: Real Fantasy.
Paladins is *sooooo* stupid! - many games, many times.
Pardon me, please.  I just regained consciousness....
Parking: Wizards only!  Violators will be toad!
Pegasus : Horny and Hung Like a Horse.
People from Atlantis are all wet!
PERSEPHONE (Per-SEH-fun-ee) n: Greek goddess of bills
ping.....ping.....ping.....BURP! Six pack detected - and terminated!
Please, Mr. Wizard!  Which way is the Byteroom?
Posessor of a mind not just twisted but actually sprained.
Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
Psychic Con: You know where and when.
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Purple people eater: Hefty,Hefty,Hefty. Barney: Wimpy,Wimpy,Wimpy
Push your mind to the limit and expand your fantasy!
Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.
Radar? For a Dragon? Why?
Rainbow Surfin...on the Rainbow Connection!!!
Reality is a part of fantasy, only more so.
Reality is blinking again...call for repairs.
Reality is for people with no grasp of fantasy.
Reality is for those people who have too tight a grip for fantasy.
Reality is. Fantasy is what we want reality to be.
Reality-ometer:  [E\....F]    Just as I suspected!
Reality: A fantasy that went dreadfully wrong.
Reality=ugly; Imagination=shiny; Fantasy=friendly.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue green meat, that's bad for you.
Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed!
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
SCA...A dream for some, a KNIGHTmare for others...
Schizophrenic vampires have lots of holes in their necks.
Scotch for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.
Send more tourists..... the last ones were delicious!
SF=Science Fiction, Speculative Fiction, Serious Fantasy
Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine for 1492.
Sign at Wizard's Guild: Violators will be toad.
Sign on a fortune-teller's door: Medium prices.
Silly Boy, You NEVER invite a vampire into your home!
Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference.
Sit down and patch my bones
Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons!
Smurfs? Please tell me I'm in the wrong conference!
So I said to my wife, "Don't be a fool!  We'll take the million!!!"
So long, and thank's for all the fish.
So tell me, did a moose ever bite yer sister?
Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe.
Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword.
Speed of Lightning, Power of Thunder.....UNDERDOG!!!!
Staring into the jaws of the Dragon one quickly learns wisdom...
Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! - V. Dracula
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
Take the prisoner to the dungeon he said condescendingly.
Taking up collection to give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!
Teenage Mutant Ninja *WHAT*????
Teenage Mutant Ninja Haggis!!
Teleportation affects your orientation.
Thanks. I always thought having two arms wasn't challenging enough.
That's okay. The spikes broke his fall.
The beauty of a pun is in the Oy! of the beholder.
The best knife is the unseen one. - Drow Proverb
The brim of my hat hides the eyes of a beast.
The Dead Shall Walk the Earth and Dine on Flesh
The feeling you are experiencing is called the Quickening...
The human race is still in beta test.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.
The Next Skull On The Necklace Is Mine
The Road goes ever on and on...
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
The Wizard rules, OZ!
There are so dragons, here we call 'em gators
There's a Yankee in my closet - will trade for skeleton.
There's more to life than RPG's, but not much.
There's no such thing as gravity. The Earth sucks.
These Knights aren't bad after you get the hard shell off.
They can have my broadsword when they pry it from my cold dead fingers
They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!!
They chipped off Tammy Faye's makeup and found Jimmy Hoffa!
They cured my MPD.  Where am I, now, when I need me?
They don't call it Fight-O-Net (tm) for nothing!
They got the library at Alexandria. They're not getting mine!
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
This isn't reality... this is fantasy! Uhura
This Reality is Null and Void.
This sounds sinister and illegal. Tell me more!
Tinker gnomes invented Uzis?
to say NOTHING about Sun Ra & his Solar Astro-Infinity Arkestra!
Tomorrow is another day, but it'll suck too.
Took the mage's brain? Stupid orcs, just get the spellbook!
Transillvania Morgue: You brain em', we'll drain em'
Travelling this spring? Visit Pern in between
Troll Appreciation Society, join today!!
Truck pulls: for people that can't understand wrestling
Trust the stunt man, Luke.
Try Dragon's Egg Mead.
Two guys walk into a bar...  *clang*  *clang*  "OOF!"  "OW!"  -SLR
Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas.
Two Minds But with a Single memory! Max Headroom
UNCH Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here
Undercover Angel, midnight fantasy.
Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are!
Unknown to the Wicked Witch, the squirt gun was loaded.
VAMPIRE BITES CHRIST.  Ponder the ramifications.
Vampires do it aaaaalllllll  nniiiiiight lllllooooooonnnnnggggg!
Vampires do it allllll niiiiight looooong!
Vampires do it in the dead of night.
Vampires don't attack Lawyers.  Professional courtesy.
Vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
Vampires: If you hung upside down all day wouldn't you bite someone?
Vampyrex the unburnable.
Vegetarians eat vegetables; I'm a humanitarian!
Wait a second. Does that dragon have a tag that says "MC"?
WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation
Want a hickie <sp> ? -Young Dracula
Warlocks make it with magick!
Warning!  This vehicle is protected by attack faeries!
WARNING: I am carrying a concealed broadsword.
Was Sigmund Freud the Wizard of Id?
Watch out for that cliff, Conan #$*&(^NO BARBARIAN
Watch the Smurfs.  Root for Gargamel.
We have no crime after dark. 'SWAT Team?' Vampires.
We really didn't need a Cleric anyway.  (Famous Last Words)
We're off to see the wizard, he's sure to have an answer.
We've come a long way in five thousand years.
Weird' is a relative term - Frank N. Furter
Well, don't look at ME.  Ask the troll.
Weyrling Training Rule #2: Learn to hide...QUICKLY!
What do you mean I hit with negative damage?
What foods these mortals be - Smaug
What has reality ever done for ME??
What has reality ever done for ME?? It made misery real!
What UNIVERSE is this, please??
What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?
What's in this potion?  I just run my Spell Checker...
When facts meet the legend, go with the legend.
When is the last time the Haggis Fairy visited you?
Where's the necromancer? We need horses for the cart.
Which way to Castle Anthrax??...
While hermits have no pier pressure; Trolls do!
Who's the Round Table's roundest knight?  Sir Cumference.
Why are elves chaotic?  Brownian motion.
Why ask me? I'm just visiting reality.
Why should I have to pay a troll just to cross a bridge? B.G. Gruff
Will you cater to every fantasy I've got?
With so many disease, its not safe for a vampire to bite anymore.
Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!
Wizard's Guild Parking Only - Violators Will Be Toad.
Wizard's parking only.    Violators will be toad.
Wizards do it with crystal balls
Wizards do it with magic wands
Wizards do it with magic!
World Ends at 3pm; Film at 5 on WLKY Early News....
World to end at 5:00pm. See it on the 11:00pm news.
World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Yeah, I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.
Yes, in scene 4 we vaporize the actor and ...
Yes, that is the rare Aluminum Foil Dragon.
Yethth Mathter,... Anything you thay Mathter
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. - L. Long
You are in a maze of twisty little passages.
You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree...
You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
You can pick your friends, but you can't roll them into green balls.
You can tell fantasy from reality -- if it sucks it's real!
You Can Wish for a Dragon, But you Can't Make Him Obey
You can't soar with dragons if you work with gargoyles.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
You have entered a dark place ...
Your fighter doesn't get bonuses because he drinks coffee.
Yur'assic Park: Where you butt is on the line daily
