"Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!" Another parroty error!
$ not found:  A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.
(1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown
(A)bhor, (R)etch, (F)lail, (I)gnite *
(A)bort (F)ail (R)etry (C)reate a holigraphic image
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (O)verthrow System
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (K)ick the friggin thing
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ay Kaddish
(A)bort (R)etry (S)cream your lungs out
(A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB!
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing...
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ue
(A)bort (R)etry (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor
(A)bort, (F)ail, (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)ay Kaddish
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)elfDestruct 30 SEC
(A)bort, (Q)uit,  (E)nd,  (T)erminate,  (P)erot
(A)bort, (R)aise, (G)ive up for adoption?
(A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant?
(A)bort, (R)etry (S)wear?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (*)*** it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)arf up a bug.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lat...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)omb
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)on't even think of it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)ynamite
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)o fix the coffee
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)lam fist on desk?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)mash forehead on keyboard ?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ormatting C???  AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a bigger hammer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et gun and blow away computer
(a)bort, (r)etry, (G)et out the bloody axe!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et The Sledge Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (C)rash?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail, (N)uke...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ornicate it!!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke It!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h Poop.....
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)elf-Destruct
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it! (A)bort,
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill Innocent Bystanders.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill Noah?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)h sh**....
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ull Tights?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot the SOB!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the frigging thing
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (U)se a better tagline.
(a)bort, (r)etry, (W)hack the friggin thing.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hat the f**k happened?
(A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with hammer.
(Beeeep) Syntax Error! - My reality check just cleared.
(C)ontrol (A)lt (B)ye
(D)inner not ready:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.
65536 bytes in 8 lost chains - Convert to taglines (Y/N)?
<f1> Exit    <f2> Talk to me HAL !!
A)bort R)etry G)et a gun and kill it.
A)bort, R)etry, S)wear?
Abort, Retry, Fail ?
Abort, Retry, Find another line of work.......
Abort, Retry, Forget it!
Abort, Retry, Ignore, hold Requiem Mass?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, plan a Funeral Service?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Valium?
Abort, Retry, Ignore? An optomist picks Retry.
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at FYAH:DEAD, dropping...(click)
An ERROR? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Anything that can go wr . # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Anything that can go wro... #@^% Bus ERROR -- Core Dumped
Apathy ERROR: Don't Bother Striking Any Key.
Apathy ERROR: Strike any key, or none. Who cares?!
Are you sure (Y/Y)?
At the prompt, remove the disk, spit on it, and retry.
Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)nico ?
Backup not found....(A)bort (R)etry (S)oil pants
Backup not found: (A)bort (P)anic (D)iarrhea.
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etire (p)eefirst
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (C)ry
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (D)etonate
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak Out!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)ryalot
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (s)uicide
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)unish Slave
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell Computer
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)hrug (P)anic
Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic.
Backup Not Found: A)bort, R)etry, C)ry
Backup not found: Abort, Retry, Massive heart failure?
Backup not found: I might as well kill myself now...
Bad command or file name.  Go stand in the corner.
Bad command or file name..STUPID!
Bad command or filename - get it right you dope!
Bad Command or Filename.  Or maybe you screwed up.
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
Bad command: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)lace fist in screen.
Bad CRC. BAD CRC! Go up to your room and wait until I call for you!
Bad or missing sysop
BEER.KEG empty!  OVERFLOW ERROR DETECTED!
BTREE ERROR -> Access not possible, undefined error.
C Error #003: You're joking... right?
C Error #007: Irrational concept!
C Error #008: It'll never work, really!
C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found
C Error #011: First C Program, huh?
C Error #012: printf("Hello world\n");
C Error #013: That's Mr. C to you bub!
C Error #022: Missing period eh? Core dump...
C Error #026: Sorry, gone fishing...
C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed
C Error #030: tisk, tisk, tisk
C Error #031: May I suggest delivering pizza?
C Error #034: !!! RAID !!!
C: Drive failure. Oh no, it must be a Monday.. again.
C:drive...C:drive run...C:drive crash...File not found.
C:\> Police Not Found: Try Donut shop [Y/N]?
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep
C:\DAMSEL.EXE x-linked with DISTRESS.COM. RESCUE? (Y/n?)
Cana-DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [O]k, eh!   [N]o way!   [B]eauty!  ?
Cause of Death: CRC ERROR.
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
COFFEE.POT not found; kill (E)verybody (S)elected bodies (Y)ou?
Coffin not available. Press F10 to cremate
Command Interpreter Bad or Missing...
Command Not Understood. . . Now erasing Hard Drive
Command.com not found.  Please sit there and wait.
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
Computer not found.. (A)bort (R)etry (F)^&K IT!
Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
Continuity ERROR: (A)bort, (R)ewrite, (I)gnore?
Core error -- bus dumped.
CPAV Warning:(S)top (C)ontinue (B)urn infected disk
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Disc write ERROR, please drop dead...
Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards
Disk Error - Press ANY Boot To ReLace
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
Disk error: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate release of disk?
Disk Full Error.  Enter 'DELETE *.*' to recover.
Disk write error, please drop dead...
Dos Error #012 - Human error, Human error...
DOS Error - Can't drive to that write.
DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead
Drive C: ERROR, (A)bort (R)etry
Drive C: Error,(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
Drive not ready E: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Geordi
Duplicate file name or file not found - Not sure which
Dynamic linking ERROR. The mistake is now in every file.
Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere.
ERROR # 76 - Check nut on keyboard
Error #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):
ERROR #0001: Windows/NT loaded. Hoo-boy, is your system in danger now.
ERROR #0006: Bad or Missing SysOp. "Hey, everybody...FREE files here!"
ERROR #0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N)
ERROR #0056: Nut loose on keyboard (is it necessary to explain this?).
ERROR #0069: FILE NOT FOUND (I'M LOADING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS SIMILAR)
ERROR #0076: Check nut on keyboard
ERROR #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive.
ERROR #00: CPU TOO *TIRED* TO CONTINUE
ERROR #0110: TIT.COM|TAT.DAT NOT FOUND. DATAFILE EXCHANGE SYS ABORTED.
ERROR #0141: Too many errors.
ERROR #0216: Tagline out of paper
ERROR #0326: TAGLINES nearing empty. "GET... ME... MORE... TAGLINES!!"
ERROR #0666: Computer posessed. "So it believes it's a MAC...So what!"
ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas.
ERROR #1111: VIRUS DISCOVERED IN C:\..DRIVE BEING FORMATTED       NOT!
ERROR #1234:  A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, H)ey... like I'm sorry I asked!
ERROR #1250: FILE NOT FOUND... S)TAY IN JAIL, R)ETURN CAKE, B)ANG CUP.
ERROR #1278: UNABLE TO INSERT WITTY TAGLINE. RUN SONG.COM + DANCE.DAT?
ERROR #1456: COMPUTER NOT LOCATED OR ON-LINE.  YOU'VE BEEN RIPPED-OFF!
ERROR #1511: Brain Offline
ERROR #1511: Brain Offline. "He runs, doesn't he?  Where's the error?"
ERROR #1965: (your 80286 didn't exist when this program was produced).
ERROR #2256:  A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, O)verthrow your computer's CPU?
ERROR #2345: QWK-MAIL NOT LOCATED: PERMISSION TO BEGIN WHINE SEQUENCE?
ERROR #2790:  A)bort, R)etry, P)retend this situation never occured...
ERROR #3214: Operator out of patience!
ERROR #326 = TAGLINES nearing empty. STEAL MORE. . . .
ERROR #34BB: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?
ERROR #4444: FLOPPYS NOT RESPONDING: FORMAT THOSE HARD DRIVES INSTEAD?
ERROR #4817: CPU not found
Error #56: Nut loose on keyboard.
ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new tagline
ERROR #6060: TagLines aren't funny.  Operator taken out back and shot.
ERROR #6543: WITTY TAGLINE.TXT NOT FOUND: F)AKE, P)LUG, S)TEAL...WHAT?
Error #666:  Computer posessed!
ERROR #6800: SYSTEM MOUSE NOT FUNCTIONING...CLICK LEFT BUTTON TO EXIT.
ERROR #7979:  A)bort, F)ail, T)oss your computer system across street?
ERROR #8643:  A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, L)eave, K)ick up a little fuss?
ERROR #8686: Your keyboard's not attached...Press any key to continue.
ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive (where's that *&#@ cat?).
ERROR #8765: BACKUP NOT LOADED: A)BORT, R)ETRY, P)ANIC, C)RY OUT LOUD?
ERROR #8901: PC KEYBOARD DISCONNECTED: PRESS [ F1 ] TO RE-BOOT SYSTEM.
ERROR #9022:  (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working
Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
ERROR **  Unable to insert witty tagline.
Error - Operator out of memory!
Error - This message was rejected by @TFName's Mail Reader.
Error - This message was rejected by Ray's Mail Reader
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
ERROR 0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N)
Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow.
ERROR 0076: Check nut on keyboard
Error 015:  Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
ERROR 0301: Keyboard not found - Press F1 to continue.
ERROR 103: Dead mouse in hard drive.
Error 141: Too many errors.
Error 144: Bit bucket overflow.
ERROR 1701 - Your hard drive croaked!!
Error 216: Tagline out of paper.
Error 2469: Tagline outta paper.
Error 256: Programmer Deleted.
Error 27: Program MAY be infected with a virus.
ERROR 301 Keyboard can't be found - Press F1 to continue.
ERROR 301 Keyboard Not found: Press F1 to continue.
ERROR 3F2C: Replace nut behind keyboard.
ERROR 407: Program too idiotic.
ERROR 4387:HA HA HA. Your data has been lunched!
Error 45.61  Documentation is missing.
Error 6  Tagline not funny. Operator deleted.
Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive.
ERROR 9: Disk Full Error / Formatting Drive C: to make space
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
ERROR D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue.
Error executing WACO.EXE -- -- Davidian by Zero
Error failed! Press any key to resume error.
Error finding REALITY.SYS  -  Universe halted.
ERROR IN APATHY CIRCUIT: HONESTLY, DON'T EVEN BOTHER HITTING ANY KEYS.
ERROR IN BIOS - Press any key to reboot...
Error in program: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
Error in QWK packet. (D)elete, (R)etry, (G)o Figure...
Error in REALITY.SYS, Abort Universe (Y/N)?
Error in REALITY.SYS, Run BIG_BANG.EXE (Y/N)?
ERROR IN ROM - Press any key to self-destruct...
Error loading GOD.com <A>bort or <U>nzip BIGBANG.zip?
Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP.
Error locating MAFIA.EXE - program not executed.
ERROR LOCATING MAFIA.EXE: SELECTED PROGRAM RELEASED WITHOUT EXECUTION.
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
Error message: Like, dude, something went wrong
ERROR MESSAGE: Master Chris, you have run out of taglines!
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE, CANNOT RECOVER COUNTRY.USA
Error opening COLDBEER.CAN  Glass not ready.
ERROR OPENING COLDBEER.CAN: GLASS.DAT OR MUG.DAT NOT LOCATED OR READY.
Error opening Tagline file.
Error propagates faster than truth.
ERROR READING C: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mmolate?
Error reading CUT.INJ! A)bort R)etry S)ue
Error reading device: /dev/tagline
Error Reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ledgehammer
Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
Error reading fixed disk. Use (H)ammer (P)istol (N)uke?
Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
Error reading user's mind (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)ntuit
Error with breakfast. No cereal port!
ERROR!  Caught pirating software.....LOADING TAPS.MOD!
ERROR!  KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver.
ERROR!  VIRUS found!  C: drive formated.............NOT!
Error- REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y/n)
Error..... Brain offline....
ERROR:  COLDBEER.CAN Not Found -- Operator Not Loaded
ERROR:  CPU not found
Error:  Msg is Twit. (D)elete, (S)kip, (F)lame
ERROR:  Must execute LIPS.COM before ORGASM.EXE
Error: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ind 12 year old and ask.
Error: (A)dmit inferiority (R)eparse command line (F)ill hd with glue
ERROR: - (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working
ERROR: Abort, Retry, Fail, or Ignore?
Error: ALLWORK.EXE -- Jack is dull boy.
ERROR: AUDIT.COM ... Abort, Retry, Kiss ASCII goodbye?
Error: Brain not attached - Press F1 to continue
ERROR: BRAIN not found. Continue?  (Y/N)
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse instead (Y/n)? ___
ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN not found! USER.SYS not loaded.
ERROR: COMPUTER POSSESSED. LOAD EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)
ERROR: CPU not found
ERROR: Current directory is totally irrational
ERROR: D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue.
ERROR: Device LEGS: Not open for entry.
ERROR: Drive C: not ready.
ERROR: Drive C: open.
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: {SMACK} C:\>
ERROR: FAILED! Press any key to resume error.
ERROR: finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
ERROR: finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
ERROR: Fingers Not Ready. Bang Head On Keyboard To Continue.
ERROR: General Protection Fault. Do Not Go To Next Message.
ERROR: in REALITY.SYS. Run BIGBANG.EXE? (Y/N)
ERROR: Incompatible File Format
ERROR: Incompatible File Format Etc., etc., etc.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press any key to continue.
ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
ERROR: LPT1 not found... use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: NO DISK SPACE...REWRITING OVER PREVIOUSLY USED SECTORS!
Error: No Keyboard: Press F1 to Continue.
ERROR: Off topic. Commit sepukku? (Y/y)
ERROR: opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.
ERROR: propagates faster than truth.
Error: RAM address without valid Zip Code.
ERROR: reading FAT Table... Try Skinny one? (Y/N)
ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable
ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot Universe [Y][N]
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded.
Error: Run XLAX.COM to correct impacted data.
Error: SALARY.COM system interrupted. Get a job.
ERROR: Smash face against keyboard to continue..
ERROR: TAGLINE NOT FOUND: F)AKE, P)LUG, S)TEAL *** WHAT?
ERROR: This message was rejected by DOS.
ERROR: this problem will only be solved by lots of money.
ERROR: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?
ERROR: TIT.COM tat.dat not found. Data exchange aborted.
ERROR: Unable to come up with a new tagline
ERROR: USER CORRUPT. TERMINATING...
ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps.
ERROR: Your machine didn't exist when this was written
Error:014 - Nonexistent error.  This cannot really be happening.
Error:014-Nonexistent Error.
Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
ERRORS show up in the duplicate while the Boss reads it.
ESCHATON.SYS Found. Immanentize? (Yes/No/Quit/Fnord)
Every day is the dawn of a new error.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Exhaustion error: DOS is too tired to boot.
F1[Panic] F2[Passout] F3[Smash keyboard] F4[Cry]
Fatal Database ERROR: Sysop late for work
Fatal error stealing tagline! Call Technique Computers
Fatal ERROR Using Mouse. Please bury/replace.
Fatal Error Using Mouse. Replace and Bury Operator.
Fatal Error! - (A)bort (Retry) (E)xplode
Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space.
FATAL ERROR: User Executed
Fatal Error: You're dead.
FATAL LOGIC ERROR - Engage Brain and (R)etry
Fatal System ERROR - please insert a quarter to fix it
Fatal System Error: (A)bort (R)etry (G)et OS/2
FILE ALLOCATION TABLE BAD:  One leg fell off
File COLDBEER.CAN not found - Operator not loaded!
File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars...
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is cool!
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
File not found, Loading something *I* find interesting.
File Not Found.  Backup Not Found.  Sure you don't want a drink?!
File not found.  Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_
File not found.  S)tay in jail, R)eturn cake, B)ang cup.
File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don't want a drink?
File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_
File not found. Haha, you're stuffed now, aren't you?
File Not Found. Loading something that looks similar.
File not found. Nobody leave the room!
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File Not Found. Want me to Fake it? (Y/N)
File Not Found.....Loading something that looks similar.
File not found....Now you're in the DEEP doodoo!
File Not Found...Delete User instead? (Y/y)
File Not Found:  Guess You F***ed Up Big-Time, Eh Ace????
File Not Found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (K)ill innocent bystanders
File not found: <A>bort <R>etry <F>lingOutAWindow
File not found: <A>bort <R>etry <T>hreaten with gun
File not found: Loading something that looked similar.
File not found: Look behind refrigerator? (Y/n)
File to fit, hammer to suit, paint to hide.
Files not found:  Delete user instead? (Y/y)?
FILES=1  BUFFERS=0  FCBS=SAYWHAT  BREAK=GIMME
Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ?
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
Floppy not responding. Can I kiss it and make it well?
Floppy not responding.Can you kiss it and make it well?
Format C:<CR>......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
Freedom of Choice not found: <A>bort Cancelled
General Brain Failure.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh!
General Brain Failure.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h.
General Failure reading drive A:  Please remove your fist.
General stupidity error reading drive C:
Grade not found: <F>ail <F>ail <F>ail
Guess retain files, or any other key to reformat C:
HD Recovery: see online documentation....
Hello World!  17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
hiGhEr bRAiN FUnCtiON ERROr... inSERt COFfEe.
Human ERROR - It's all ***YOUR*** Fault.
Illegal error.  Do not get this error.
Inane tagline found.  Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Insert diskette in Drive C. Press [ENTER] to continue.
Insufficient Memory Error ... Remove that stupid BUFFERS=2037463 line.
Insufficient resourses : insert Wallet into drive A: ...
Invalid COMMAND.COM, System disobeying.
Invalid path:  try the one not taken
IRS ERROR, TRW screwed, credit destroyed, foreclosure...
Keyboard error : Please do not press that button again.
Keyboard error: Press [F1] to continue [F2] to Abort!
Keyboard not connected, press <F1> to continue.
Keyboard not found.. think F1 to continue.
Mars Probe ERROR: A)bort R)etry T)ell 'em where I am?
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory ERROR on Brain1 - (R)eboot (S)mack upside the head
Memory Overload ERROR ... Meltdown Evident.
Memory overload error noted ... Meltdown now evident.
Memory parity ERROR - Turn computer on and off 12 times
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Moderator ERROR: Moderator deleted.
MulNtOitPaRsOkBiLnEgM?S-abort,retry,fail?
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
No device ERROR attempting to read user's mind....
No Errors Found - Hmmmmm, that can't be right.
Not Ready Error reading user's mind.
Notice!! Executive Error,  Starting Sysop Erasure
Oat bran can cause cereal output errors.
Op Code: EOI - Execute Operator Immediate
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot...
Operating system overwritten.  Terribly sorry!
OPERATOR ERROR: Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!
Over-tensioned the toaster-eject again?
PARODY ERROR: Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE
PCBackup: 1 of 1362 disks.
Pieces of eight, pieces of nine...Awk parrotty error!
Polly want a Ham on Rye - Another parroty error
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to store all new data:
Press any key to initiate auto-destruct sequence.
Pro-Choice, because "(R)etry, (I)gnore" doesn't cut it...
Pro-Lifer's DOS: Can't A)bort or DELete. Continue? (Y/y)
PROGRAM (n.) Organized sequence of counteracting errors.
Program ERROR: Unable to read user's mind!
Program too small to fit into memory.
READ ERROR: Remove cat from drive A:
REALITY.SYS Corrupted:  Re-Boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Restore: disk read error (i)gnore (r)etry (f)ail (a)bort.
Sanity not found.  Abort, Ignore, Retry, Fail?
Sector not found: did you look under the sofa?
SEEK Error Reading Drive C:
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
Severe Error 102: Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted.
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty
STRING space corrupt?  But I always use TAPE!
Sysop not found! Please notify computer
System Crash  (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
SYSTEM ERROR 1303: POWER NOT ON
SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR:  Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR:  press F13 to continue...
System Failure.  Push (B)ullshit  (W)hine  (S)urrender.
System halted -- Press any key to do nothing
Terminate botch job? [Y/N]
The number you have reached is not in service !
Throw the keyboard out the window to continue.
To err is human.  And stupid.
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.
Toto, look, no resending errors in Windoze - NOT!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Processor Halted!
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue job? Y/N
Undetectable errors are always infinite in variety.
UNKNOWN WARNING... Contact your local dealer
Unrecoverable Application ERROR - Detonation follows.
Unrecoverable ERROR: File POLITICS.SYS is corrupt. Reformat? (Y/N)
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user
User error: Hit user with keyboard to continue.
User Error: Replace user, hit any key to continue.
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
