"Work to become, not to acquire." - Confucius
Confucious Say: Seven days on honeymoon make whole week!
Confucius not know what to say!
Confucius say "Never raise hands to children!" It leave groin exposed.
Confucius say Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles it all over town.
Confucius say he who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose.
Confucius say nothing - Because he's dead!
Confucius say too damn much!
Confucius say wife for life is better than wife for strife.
Confucius say, "Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
Confucius say, "Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is "
Confucius say, "Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles it all over town."
Confucius say, "If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient"
Confucius say, "Look for helping hand on end of own arm."
Confucius say, "Never raise hands to children!" It leave groin exposed."
Confucius say, "Seven days on honeymoon make whole week!"
Confucius Say, "Stop quoting me!"
Confucius say, A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius say, Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius say, Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.
Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberries have ass in jam.
Confucius say, Find old man in dark, not hard!
Confucius say, Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say, Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth.
Confucius say, Girl who rides bicycle, peddles a$$ all over town.
Confucius say, Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body.
Confucius say, He who chases car will get exhausted.
Confucius say, He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Confucius say, He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say, he who sink in woman's arms have arms in woman's sink.
Confucius say, He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck.
Confucius say, He who stick head in oven gets baked bean.
Confucius say, I didn't say that!
Confucius say, Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
Confucius say, Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today.
Confucius say, Man fly upside down have crack-up!
Confucius say, Man should never straddle barbed wire fences.
Confucius say, Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
Confucius say, Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Confucius say, Man who meows ate pussy!
Confucius say, Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner.
Confucius say, Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say, Man who put foot in mouth ... get athlete's tongue.
Confucius say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!
Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot.
Confucius say, Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
Confucius say, Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed.
Confucius say, place to look for helping hand is end of own arm.
Confucius say, Sh*t happens.
Confucius say, wife for life is better than wife for strife.
Confucius say, woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body.
Confucius say....Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose
Confucius say..man who read woman like book, prefer braille!
Confucius say: "Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up."
Confucius say: "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver"
Confucius say: "Is more to running BBS than finding ON."
Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius say: A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Confucius say: A Watched Tandy Never Boots!
Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky.
Confucius say: All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
Confucius say: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
Confucius say: Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard.
Confucius say: Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Confucius say: Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!!!
Confucius say: Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.
Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say: Do unto others what you think is funny.
Confucius say: Don't quote me with stupid accent.
Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard!
Confucius say: Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
Confucius say: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get titbit
Confucius say: Girl laid in tomb soon become mommy.
Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth.
Confucius say: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.
Confucius say: Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body.
Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted.
Confucius say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins.
Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
Confucius say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say: He who puts face in punch bowl.. get punch in nose.
Confucius say: He who refuses to listen is lying.
Confucius say: He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Confucius say: He who snorts Coke gets ice-cubes up his nose
Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck.
Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean.
Confucius say: He you stand on toilet is high on pot!
Confucius say: House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius say: I didn't say that!
Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON.
Confucius say: Is much better to be pissed off than pissed on !
Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
Confucius say: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today.
Confucius say: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous.
Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up!
Confucius say: Man piss in wind, wind piss back.
Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences.
Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
Confucius say: man who chase cars get exhausted.
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.
Confucius say: Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Confucius say: Man who jump through window screen, strain self.
Confucius say: Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke.
Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Confucius say: Man who lay woman on hill not on level.
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house shower in basement.
Confucius say: Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose!
Confucius say: Man who polish knob play pocket pool.
Confucius say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner.
Confucius say: Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker.
Confucius say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue
Confucius Say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge.
Confucius say: Man who read woman like book, prefer braille!
Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again!
Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point!
Confucius say: man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: Man who step in it often say it
Confucius say: Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket: feel cocky all day!
Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around.
Confucius Say: Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
Confucius say: Many men smoke but Fu Man Chu
Confucius say: Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm.
Confucius say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock.
Confucius say: Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose
Confucius say: Rotten wood cannot be carved
Confucius say: S*** happens.
Confucius say: She who rides bike peddles ass all over town.
Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown.
Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucius say: The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius say: Virgin like balloon - one prick all gone.
Confucius say: Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Confucius say: What you not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Confucius say: Wife for life is better than wife for strife.
Confucius say: Woman cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary.
Confucius say: woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway!
Confucius say: Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy.
Confucius say: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
Confucius say: Work to become, not to acquire.
Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!'
What you do not want done to yourself;do not do to others..Confucius
Why did Confucius always speak in English?
