"What do you mean 'I burnt the oatmeal'?"   That's COFFEE!.
Coffee line forms here.  Take a number.
Coffee via I.V. Drip... (Doughnuts optional).
COLA: Poor coffee substitute!
Decaffeinated coffee is like kissing your sister.
DOC's???    Oh, the stuff you wipe spilt coffee up with...
Ever think about switching to Decaff?
Get me some coffee and ask me again in ten minutes.
hiGhEr bRAiN FUnCtiON ERROr... inSERt COFfEe.
I can't live without my coffee and my PC....
I eat my coffee straight from the can.  Why dilute it?.
Instant Human:  Just add coffee.
Is there life before coffee?
Just bring me my coffee, and s-l-o-w-l-y back away..
Just give me the coffee, and no one will get hurt.
Life begins after coffee!
Make another pot of coffee...I'm gonna read mail..
Maybe you just need a little more coffee.
Message brought to you by sufficient coffee ingestion.
Nonsense. There is no such thing as too much coffee.
Of course, coffee *is* one of the major vitamins..
Three Food Groups:  Coffee, Chocolate, Ice Cream!
Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!.
