"A gift of humanity is what I want for Christmas!!" - Opus
"All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks..."  - Weird Al
"Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year." - Moderator Christmas greeting
'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate! -Australian Christmas
'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate! -Australian Xmas
A Hawaiian Christmas - Poi To The World!
A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I want for Christmas is a box of Smurfs and a mallet!
Angels we have heard on high, tell us to go out and buy!
Athiest Christmas movie: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. -Moderator Christmas greeting
Be naughty....save Santa a trip!
Bill has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card.
Bozego Narodzenie -Polish Christmas
Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo -Italian Christmas
Chag Sameach (Happy Holiday) -Hebrew
Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers:  DEC 25, OCT 31
Christmas Chopin time.  Make a Lizt.
Christmas or nayah saal mubarak -Urdu/Pakistan Christmas
Christmas tagline sale.  Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
Christmas time is here by golly, disapproval would be folly.  -Lehrer
Christmas would be nicer if elves assembled ALL the toys.
Chu'c mu+`ng Gia'ng Sinh va` na(m mo+'i -Vietnamese Christmas
Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay -Pig Latin Xmas
Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia
Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo -Portuguese Christmas
Frhe Weihnachten und ein Gtes Neues Jahr -German Christmas
Frhliche Weihnachten und ein glckliches Neues Jahr -German Christmas
Frhliche Weihnachten und ein glckliches Neues Jahr -German Xmas
Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron -Esperanto Christmas
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
God Jul och Gott Nytt aar -Swedish Christmas
God Jul och Gott Nytt r -Swedish Christmas
God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar -Norwegian Christmas
God Jul og Godt Nytt r -Norwegian Christmas
God rest ye merry merchants, let us make the Yuletide pay!
Good Jul og godt nyter -Danish Christmas
Happy (Winter Holiday Of Your Choice)!
Happy Holidays! Season Greetings!
Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!) -Canadian
Hauskaa joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta! -Finnish Christmas
Hell, Heaven or Hoboken by Christmas.
Hey Santa, how much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
HOLIDAY SEASON: Observed religiously by all at the mall of his choice.
I don't care who you are fat man, get off my roof!
I don't care who you are, get those reindeer off my roof!
I got a sweater for Christmas.  I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I take Christmas very seriously - it's almost a religion with me.
It wouldn't be Christmas without a few disappointments.
Joyeux Noel et Bonne Annee -French Christmas
Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet -Hungarian Xmas
L'shana Tova (To a good year) -Hebrew
Lingerie is to women what giftwrap is to Christmas presents!
Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon! -Tagalog/Phillipine Xmas
Mele Kaliki Maka -Hawaiian Christmas
Mele Kalikimaka nui loa! -Hawaiian Christmas
Merii Kurisumasu (Merry Chistmas) -Japanese
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year -English June-Feb. shopping signs
My wife got 15% off, and put it on the VISA at 19.8%!
Nadolig LLawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda. -Welsh Christmas
Navidad Ara Pora -Guarani Christmas
NEWS FLASH - Dyslexic Christian Sells Soul to Santa!
Newspaper Ad - Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale.
Nollaig Shona Duit -Gaelic/Irish Christmas
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, it takes a loan to buy thee.
Perfir:  The perfect Christmas tree.
S Novym Godom i Rozhdestvom Christovym! -Russsian Christmas
Santa charged everything on *my* American Express Card.
Santa found out the credit cards are all ready max'd.
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru -Malay Christmas
Selamat Hari Natal -Indonesian Christmas
Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahoen Baroe -Indonesian Christmas
Seminar for Men:  We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas.
Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai -Mandarin Chinese Christmas
Shinnen o medeto (Happy New Year) -Japanese
Sing Dan Fae Lok, Gung Hai Fat Choi -Cantonese Chinese Christmas
Suk Sun Wun Christmas, Sa-wat-dee Pi Mai -Thai Christmas
Taglines make great Christmas gifts.
The Best Of Holiday Greetings And Wishes To You All......
The Christmas presents of today are the garage sales of tomorrow.
This little breach of security isn't going to affect my Christmas bonus?
Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok! -Czech Christmas
Vesele' Vianoce a s~t~astlivy' novy' rok! -Slovak Christmas
Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een gelukkig nieuwjaar -Dutch Christmas
Wesolych Swiat i Do Szczesliwego Nowego Roku! -Polish Christmas
What should you give a nudist for Christmas?
Why am I being told to marry a girl called Christmas?
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
X-Mess Day - the cleanup day after Christmas.
Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.  You've got termites in your smile!
Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ano! -Spanish Christmas
͵ An Aardvark is not just for Christmas 
