  Dogs,   Cats,   Criminals.
"And to my cat Mittens, I leave my entire...vast...BOOT TO THE HEAD!"
"CATS. CATS ARE NICE." - Death, "Sourcery"
"Did ya put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was burning"
"Everybody wants to be a cat!
"God Bless us cat lovers."
"God made the cat so that we, for a moment, might caress the tiger."
"I don't do mornings." Garfield the cat
"I promise to take good care of your cat."  - Schr|dinger
"I was a cat in my others lives."
"It's a cat book.  You sniff the lines!" -- The Cat
"Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy."
"meooOOW!" SPLAT! "wooOOF!" SPLAT!  (Raining Cats & Dogs)
"Meow culpa." - Something you'll never hear from a cat.
"Peeping Tom" - A perverted cat on stilts.
"The cat's the only cat who knows where it's at!"
"There's more than one way, to cook a cat." --6th Doctor.
"To look like the cat that swallowed the canary." ...Yiddish Saying
#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
(Stubborn Cat)+(Blind Driver)=(Flat Cat).
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
a cat is a terrible thing to waste...drive safely
A cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
A cat is domestic only as long as it suits its own needs.
A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Man
A cat is easier to train than a Moderator.
A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can Buy.
A cat is the universe's way of showing us perfection.
A cat is _always_ on the wrong side of the door.
A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A cat's purr is the rumble of peace in the animal kingdom--Rainey
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute.
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
A country man between two lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.
A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a Purrson!
A dog sees God in his master; a cat looks in the mirror.
A guarantee with a physicist is...  "Confuse-a-Cat."
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
A man without a cat is like a tagline without a point.
A purring cat and a glowing fireplace makes winter bearable.
A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn  <- Tagline from my cat
Actually, Cats are excellent at domesticating people...
Actually, cats are QUITE good at domesticating people.
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
Ah, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
All cats are underachievers
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
And God said, "LET THERE BE CATS!"...and was ignored.
And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted
And what are cat diapers called? PamPurrs?
Anything that's not nailed down is a cat toy.
Arkytech@netcom.com Operator halted!  Cat needs attention!
As interesting as watching the cat shed
ask your sysop for cat on crossnet!
At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate.
ATTACK CAT!!!!    take a bite out of crime!
Avoid messes: Cover cat before microwaving.
Bad or missing mouse - boot the Cat (Y/n)?
Bad or missing mouse driver.  Spank the Cat? (Y/n)
Bagpipe for free: Stuff cat under arm, pull legs and chew tail.
Be like a cat: Make a friend out of your enemy's enemy.
Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Best use for a cat? Speed bump on a busy street!
Bored dogs are subject to episodic cat mirages.
Bureaucat:  A kitty who sleeps on your undies.
Buried the cat.  Took an hour.  Damn thing kept fighting.
But then again, I was a black cat which isn't there.
Call my cat?  No, I just run the can opener.
Caltitude: Height the cat's back can arch to meet the hand stroking it
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse instead (Y/n)?
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse? (Y/n)?
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN: Eat mouse instead? (Y/n)
Cat (n): Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice.
cat (n.) - Small, four legged, fur bearing extortionist.
CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock.
CAT ADVICE: Take some time to eat the flowers.
Cat for rent.  Specialty:  barking dogs surgically removed.
Cat Game #6: fit into the smallest space possible.
cat HAIR all over the keyboard..
Cat on the modem, when the carrier fell.
Cat Rule #32: Bite the hand that doesn't feed you fast enough.
Cat Rule #377:  When fat, arrange self in slim pose.
CAT RULE #4: Reserve hairballs for shag carpets
CAT RULE #8: Add roughage to human's food by shedding on it.
Cat Toy (n): anything not nailed down.
Cat \kat'\ n. 1:  A dog with an attitude problem
CAT! GET AWAY from the monitor!  Geezzzz!
Cat's aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
Cat-holic: Can't stop bringing cats home.
CAT.COM started.  Computer will furball in five seconds.
Cat: A Bit of Heaven Here On Earth
CAT: A dog with an attitude problem.
CAT: A small furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
Cat: Pit bull junk food.
CAT: Walking ego with fur.
Cat:Animal that proves eating and sleeping is not ALL bad
CATALYST   n. an alphabetical list of cats.
CATapult: used to rid oneself of annoying, furry, 4-legged noisemaker!
Catastrophe:  An award for the cat with the nicest buns.
Catatonic (n): an aging cat in desperate need of Geritol.
Catlapse:  Time between removal from a lap and the cat waking.
Cats always land on their feet, but at 10 stories, it doesn't matter.
Cats are always more sarcastic than dogs.
Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves.
Cats are easier to train than men -
Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse?
Cats Are PEOPLE Too
Cats are room-mates.  Dogs are kids.
Cats are smarter than dogs!  You can't get 8 cats to pull a sled!
Cats are the soul of honesty-they hide not their dislikes
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Cats do it purrfectly.
Cats have fur coats because they look sillly in raincoats
Cats have nothing on dragons for inquisitiveness.
Cats only tolerate us, dogs strive hard to please.
Cats remind us that not everything in Nature has a purpose.
Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
Cats took thousands of years to semi-domesticate humans.
Cats' favorite game: "Hah--made you look!"
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Cats: Good for dusting high places.
Cats: Nature's pop-up targets.
Cats: Proof That Eating And Sleeping Isn't All Bad!
Cattin' around, playing with fire.
CatWoman Pregnant?! Holy BatKittens, Batman!!
Choosey cats prefer Logitech mice, 10 to 1...
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY.
Contrary to popular belief, a Cat is NOT a Domesticated Animal!
Cross over to Cats
Curiosity and Cats - Why does everyone always put the two together?
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower!
Curiosity killed the cat, but at first we suspected you.
Curiosity killed the cat. Where can I find Curiosity?
Curiosity might have killed Schr*dinger's cat.
DATA is truly intelligent... he has a cat!
Death to fleas that prey upon the lifeblood of my cats!
Delicate:  A dainty kitty who likes kosher.
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
diet is die with a "t" added....Garfield the cat
Do Invisible Cats Drink Evaporated Milk?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Dogs are more loyal than men. Then again, my cats are more loyal.
Dogs come when you call.  Cats have answering machines.
Dogs look up to us, Cats look down on us, and Pigs treat us as equals.
Door:  something a cat wants to be on the other side of.
DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:..
Ensign Alf just asked the replicator for a live cat!
ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive (where's that *&#@ cat?).
ERROR 351C: Please remove cat from drive A:
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse instead (Y/n)?
Ever see a Manx cat try to chase it's own tail?
Excessive mouse activity detected.  Running C:\CAT.EXE
Fiddle:  Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Franklin's observation on older women: In the dark, all cats are gray.
From The Department of Duplicates Office (DODO).
Give your cats exercise -- throw them in front of a dog.
God created cats so that men could learn to understand women.
God made the cat so man could pet the lion.
God said "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored
Gotta run!  The cat's caught in the printer again....
Gotta run. The cat needs mowing.
Had a cat once...kinda tasted like chicken
Have you hugged your cats today?
Hey Cat, get off that..! -NO CARRIER-
HEY, Get that cat off the keyboard!! fWqYSjhowur; u hd
How do you get Cat Hair out of a Hard Drive?
I * my cat, I * my Dog.
I always wear real fur - the cats sleep on the laundry!
I Can't Use Windows!!!..My Cat Ate My Mouse....!
I didnt know cats quacked until I stepped on my cats paw!
I found this tagline in the cat's litter box!
I got rid of the children - because the CAT was allergic
I had proof of the existence of God, but my cat ate it.
I had to delete Windows... my cat ate the mouse.
I hate bathing my cat, I can't stand their hair in my mouth
I have a blender and a cat. Soups On!
I have a watch cat!  Just break in and she'll watch.
I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
I inherited curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
I love my boyfriend, but I trust my cat.
I swear, lad, cats have nothing on dragons for cussed inquisitiveness.
I thought I saw a Puddy Cat.....
I twaught I twa a pussy cat, I did!  I did!
I understand cats, men are the mystery!
I understand life and the universe.  Cats are beyond me.... *
I [ ] My Cat.
I [ ] My Cat.  I [ ] My Dog.  (Would you [ ] my ex-wife ?)
I'm busier than a cat in a Litter Box!!!
I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
I'm too Sexy for my Cat, Too Sexy for my Cat! - Data
If dogs had catapults, would cats be safe in trees?
If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?
If the bowl is empty, the cat is full.
If you buttered a cat's back, what side would it land on?
If you want the best seat in the house, move a cat.
If you want to know a man, observe how your cat treats him.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
If you're happy and you know it, SHRED YOUR CAT!
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
In my next life I'm coming back as my cat!
INNUENDO: Where your cat sits to look outside at the birds.
Is that a hairball in your tagline or is the cat back?
It's @HOUR@...do you know what your cats are shredding?
It's @TIME@ - do you know what your cats are shredding?
It's a cat book. You sniff the lines! --The Cat.
It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
It's always darkest just before you step on the cat.
iT's HarD tO tYPe WHilE HolDiNG a cAT!
It's sunning cats and dogs.
It's the cats' house.  We just pay the mortgage.
K*#~)$K aj838 *f#*DHey cat!  <SMACK>....and stay OFF my keyboard!
KITTY.CAT virus found.  MOUSE.COM deleted.
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
Know why cats are so independent?  They can scratch their own backs.
Look what the cat dragged in!" "@TOFIRST@?"
Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence?
Man killed by family cat, after he shoots it 8 times...
Mouse not found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
My cat ate my mouse, and now I'm stuck with arrow keys.
My cat ate my mouse. He thought it was dinner.
My cat can lick your cat!
My cat got my tounge and she won't give it back!
My cat had puppies, so I spayed the cricket.
My cat just loves to play Hide-And-Go-Puke!
My cat likes to play Hide-and-Go-Puke...
My cat types with his tail.
My cat walks all over me  :*  :*  :*  :*
My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty'
MY Cat's on Steroids - it's NOT a pussy any more....
My cats are to me, as roses without thorns.
My dog thinks he's human..  My cat thinks he's GOD!
My hard drive has a furball, my cat has bad sectors.
My other cat is a Leopard
Nervous as a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs.
Network management is like trying to herd cats.
Never Ask A Hungry Cat If It Loves You For Yourself
Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you!
Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
Never trust a smiling cat.
Never try to chase a dog with a cat in your arms.
Never try to out stubborn a cat
Never wear anything in public that panics your cat.
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats!
No, I'm tellin ya my CAT REALLY ate my 1040 form!
NOTICE! * This tagline protected by an attack cat.
Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling.
Only Cats, Music, Books, and Computers justify the human race.
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
Peeping Tom - A perverted cat on stilts.
People Who Dislike Cats were RATS in a former life!
People who hate cats were rats in a previous life!
Pet peeves? I tried dogs, cats, birds, and fish. Peeves are better.
Pets are fun. My cat likes to play Hide-and-Go-Puke.
Pixel, the cat you don't have to let out.
Please tell your cat that I am not a tree.
Proverbs: Even a cat may look at a king.
Punishing the cat.  YOU open the can of cat food!
Purranoia: The fear that your cats are up to Something!
Purranoia: The feeling that your cats are out to get you.
Purring (adj). Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter bearable...
Put the cat out?  But it's not on fire!
Put the cat out?  I didn't know it was on fire!
Put your cat in box, add postage and mark "Schr*edinger."
QUICK! Hand me the cat! The cherry bomb's lit!
Radioactive cats are very, very HOT!
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis.
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep.
Save a bird...help a dog...kick a cat.
Schr*dinger's cat?  Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Sign for homeless cats - "Will purr for food."
So how long have you been working at a cat house?
Some jokes are as interesting as watching the cat shed.
Support the coyote habitat..abandon cats in the country.
Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
Taglines are like cats.  You just think they're yours.
That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
The cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights.
The cat that ate the ball of yarn had.... MITTENS!
The cat was created when the lion sneezed.  -Arab Mythology
The cat's crawling in the printer now--hair raising!
The Cats let me live here
The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat.
The mice may have the right but the cat has the claws
The more a cat runs over your car, the more pawprints it gets.
The more I know men, the better I like my cat.
The more people I meet; the more I like my cat!
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on ...
The nice thing about a kitten is that it becomes a cat.
The only self cleaning thing in this house is my cat.
The only thing worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis.
The thing I like best about cats:  THEY DON'T BARK!!
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it's a cat.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
There isn't a door which can stop a lover or a cat.
They decided to stay together for the sake of the cat.
Think like a cat:  Make friends with your enemy's enemy.
This tagline protected by an attack cat.
To a cat (or a child) "NO" means "Not while I'm looking."
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking."
To prevent splatter, cover dish before microwaving cat.
To the old cat, the tender mouse.
Tomorrow I'm gonna see if I can have sex with something. --The Cat.
Took an hour to bury the cat.  Silly thing kept moving ...
Training is not hard for a cat; mine trained me very well!
WANTED:  DEAD AND ALIVE! - Schroedinger's Cat
Warning this pc protected by two cats with black belts in kimpo
WARNING!  Tagline protected by Trained Attack Cat!
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #27 Use an electric belt sander.
We got rid of the kids.  The cat is allergic!
We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
What do you mean you 'formatted' the cat?
What's this? A cat hair, can't leave home without them!
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
When the cat's away, the mice use Visa.
When you call a cat it says "Put it in writing and I'll get back to ya."
Where the hell are all the singing cats?
while(cat != here) play(mice);
Who needs Valium when you have a cat you can pet!
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
Why don't lawyers lay on the beach? Cats would bury them
Why is that cat chewing on that phone cor#@$!%^*!@#  NO CARRIER
Women & Cats do as they like; Men & Dogs had better get used to it.
Women and cats do as they like.  Men and dogs get used to it.
Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs better get used to it.
Yes we have no bananas..  the cat eats them!
You can put your cat in the oven, but you can't call it a biscuit!
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
You should never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
You'd have more success herding cats.
You're not a person until you cat takes advantage of you
You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat.
Your cat just ran over my dog.
Your dog just ran over my cat!
Yuck! My cat just spit up a dead tribble!
^%#$^%;kjh;lkjd^$##   Hey! No cats on the keyboard!
