 Whoa! We're there dude! -- Butthead
"*Come* to Butt-Head...." - Butt-Head, to attractive women
"*Now* we're getting somewhere." - Beavis
"....then it would RULE!" - Butt-Head
"2400 baud sucks.  Huh-huh huh." - V.Bis & Baudhead
"A Marine can stand ANYTHING!" - Buzzcut
"And what's more, I don't *give* a rat's ass." - Butt-Head
"Are you threatening me?" - Beavis
"Beavis - he's got the Playboy Channel!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis has a magic Johnson; it disappears into his hand." - Butt-Head
"Beavis is not dog food... Huh uh huh... He's worm food!" - Butt-Head
"BEAVIS!  What is your major malfunction?" - Buzzcut
"Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this?" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, don't ever take that tone with me!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, don't you *ever* tell me to shut up." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, I'm a little disappointed in you." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, we need to start a band.  TODAY." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, you gotta get a whiff of this!" - Butt-Head
"Breakin' the Law, Breakin' the Law!" - Beavis & Butt-Head
"BURGER WAR!!!" - Beavis & Butt-Head
"But Mrs. Dickie, Beavis & Butt-Head are complete imbeciles." - Daria
"But under these circumstances, it sucks." - Beavis
"Butt-Head, Butt-Head! Come quick! Bare ass on TV!" - Beavis
"Can I get some nachos?" "No!" "Are you sure this is heaven?" - Beavis
"Can we be in your will?" - Butt-Head
"Cartoons now just suck!" - Beavis
"Change it, Butt-Head!! This sucks!! This Sucks!!!" - Beavis
"Check it out.  There's something cool coming up." - Butt-Head
"Check out my butt!" - Beavis
"Choking is cool man, heh uh huh huh..." - Beavis
"Come out with your pants down!" - Beavis
"Could you like shut up and give us some money?" - Butt-Head
"Dammit, Beavis!  Pull your pants up!" - Butt-Head
"Dammit, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks." Butt-Head
"Dammit, Beavis, you are messed up!" - Butt-Head
"Damn, we're smooth!" - Beavis
"Depeche Mode is French for `We're wussies.'" - Butt-Head
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrhea cha cha cha...." - Beavis & Butt-Head
"Did it, like, get quiet?" - Butt-Head
"Disguise your voice!" - Beavis  "Shut up, Beavis..." - Butt-Head
"Does not your scrotum need kicking?" - Beavis
"Does this mean that Beavis'll hafta shave his butt?" - Butt-Head
"Don't bogart my log, dude" - Butt-Head
"Don't make me kick your ass again, @FN@!" - Butt-Head
"Drums, guitars, death.  They finally got it right." - Butt-Head
"Dude, if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you!" - Butt-Head
"Dude, you should start wearing a cup!" - Butt-Head
"Dude...we have the power supreme!" - Butt-Head
"Even the old dude is cool." - Butt-Head
"Excuse me, Beavis.  I have to go spank my monkey." - Butt-Head
"Excuse me, sir, are you dead?" - Beavis
"Fire!  Fire!  Fire!" - Beavis
"Get a haircut, hippy!" - Butt-Head
"Get the kite, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"Getting kicked in the nads by a cow sucks!" - Beavis
"Go on with your bad self, Beavis!"
"Go to hell, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"Good catch, Butt-Head." - Buzzcut
"Good thinking, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"He said penal!" - Beavis
"He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar." - Butt-Head
"He's, like, communicating telepathetically." - Butt-Head
"Heh, heh...Hey Beavis, rock stalking is cool!" - Butt-Head
"Here's a little tale from my nut sack!" - Cryptkeeper Beavis
"Hey Beavis, he's fallen and he can't get it up!" - Butt-Head
"Hey Beavis, I hear disco is making a comeback!" - Butt-Head
"Hey Beavis, you know we could like, go to jail for this?" - Butt-Head
"Hey Butt-Head!  These things cost money!" - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, change it or kill me." - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, does this suck?" - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, have you noticed this video sucks?" - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, I can sing like this guy." - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, this guy has the same last name as you." - Beavis
"Hey Butt-Head, what were we born to do?" - Beavis
"Hey!  It was free, asswipe!" - Butt-Head
"Hey, Beavis - she's thinking about our weiners." - Butt-Head
"Hey, Butt-Head, I think I understood something he said!" - Beavis
"HOSPITAL, Butt-Head!  HOSPITAL!" - Buzzcut
"How 'bout that one: The Grunge That Stole Christmas?" - Butt-Head
"How do you forget something like that?" - Principal McVickers
"How old are you, Beavis?" - Butt-Head
"Huh huh huh - Settle down, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bunghole!" - Beavis/Cornholio
"I didn't know something could kick this much ass!" - Butt-Head
"I don't get it.  It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz." - Butt-Head
"I don't like stuff that sucks!" - Butt-Head
"I don't think we should go back in there, dude." - Butt-Head
"I have a stiffy." - Beavis
"I have seen the way." - Butt-Head  "Yeah - *that* way." - Beavis
"I just made my pants dirtier." - Butt-Head, "Washin' the Dog"
"I like to burn stuff." - Beavis
"I order you to undress and show me your thingies." - Capt. Butt-Head
"I oughta hit you more often, Beavis!" Butt-Head  "You hit me?" Beavis
"I see the beauty." - Butt-Head
"I wish I had a face on my butt." - Butt-Head.
"I'd like a 1/4 Pounder & 2 dozen chicks in tight shorts." - Butt-Head
"I'll wound your inner child.  Then I'll kick your ass!" - Beavis
"I'm just gonna shut my mouth and watch." - Beavis
"I'm Lolita, and this here's Tanka Rae...."
"I'm no Don Johnson ya know...." - Butt-Head
"I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future." - Butt-Head
"I've never seen a puppet with hooters like that!" - Butt-Head
"If I had boobs like that, I'd never leave the house!" - Butt-Head
"If I wanted to read, I'd go to school." - Butt-Head
"If I was Madonna, I would like, fondle my boobs constantly." - Beavis
"If only all videos could be like this." - Butt-Head
"If she was a real punk rock girl she'd eat him alive." - Butt-Head
"Is Pokey gonna get his own video too?" - Butt-Head
"It doesn't get any better than this, dude." - Butt-head
"It doesn't just suck, it...it, like, REALLY sucks!" - Beavis
"It's a poodle - set it on 'Delicate.'" - Beavis
"It's high noon on my sundial!" - Butt-Head
"It's my turn to be the judge, asswipe!" Butt-Head
"It's not fair! we're not gonna score!" - Beavis
"It's over my head." - Beavis  "It's under my butt." - Butt-Head
"LEAK! LEAK! LEAK!!!" - Buzzcut
"Let's go get some nachos!" - Beavis
"Look!  Mouseburger and french flies!" - Beavis
"Manly yes, but Beavis likes it too!" - Butt-Head
"Money just for getting hurt?  That's cool!" - Butt-Head
"Monster face and wuss music do not go together." - Butt-Head
"My dentist always looks at my nads.  I have full coverage." - Beavis
"My Three Son-of-a-bitches...." - Beavis, on Classic TV
"Nachos rule." - Butt-Head
"Naughty naughty...very naughty naughty...naughty!" - Beavis
"No wonder you're such a wuss." - Butt-Head
"No, I'm sorry, sir, we're not offering the butt tattoo promotion."
"No, no, Butt-Head, no, I can't settle down!" - Beavis
"No, that's not it.  Change it."  - Butt-Head
"Not everyone can be as cool as us!" - Butt-Head
"Not tonight, boys, call me when you get some pubes, OK?" - Babes-R-Us
"Now he's gifted." - Beavis
"Now see, that's what I'm talking about, right there!" - Butt-Head
"Now, for the last and most intense move..." - Butt-Head
"Oh - I see you brought some friends." - Butt-Head
"Oh yeah?  How old are you Beavis?" - Butt-Head
"Okay, Beavis, that's enough about poop." - Butt-Head
"Okay, we've got chicks, we've got computer stuff...." - Butt-Head
"On the count of one, unzip your pants!" - Buzzcut
"On the count of three, start leaking!" - Buzzcut
"On the count of two, take out your penises!" - Buzzcut
"On your WHAT!?" - Butt-Head
"One gallon of gas please." - Butt-Head
"PBS is pretty cool." - Butt-Head
"Polly wanna Alka-Seltzer?" - Beavis
"Right on dude!" - Butt-Head
"Saw off his tweeter!" - Butt-Head
"Score one for the secret cervix!" - Butt-Head
"Sea monkeys are cool.  Can you spank a sea monkey?" - Butt-Head
"Settle down, Beavis!  You're gonna soil your drawers!" - Butt-Head
"Shut up Beavis.  Don't make me kick your ass again." - Butt-Head
"Shut up!  You probably score!  And you're a dork!" - Beavis
"Shut up, or I will KILL you!  Do you understand?" - Buzzcut
"Smells like... teen spirit." - Butt-Head
"Stop in the name of all that which does not suck."  -  Butt-Head
"Suffer, dude!" - Butt-Head
"Take that, dumbass." - Beavis
"Tell us again about the end of the world, Socko!" - Beavis
"Testes, Testes.  1... 2... 3?" - Butt-Head
"Thank you, drive through." - Beavis
"Thanks for the mammaries..." - Beavis
"That answer was incorrect.  The penalty is death." - Butt-Head
"That was beyond the limits of good taste." - Beavis
"That was NOT cool." - Butt-Head
"That white smoke is starting to piss me off!" - Butt-Head
"That would be cool.  I'll go get the pliers." - Butt-Head
"That's pretty smooth, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"That's right, SEX-ED week!!" - Buzzcut
"THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR!  GIVE 'EM THE CHAIR!!!" - Beavis
"The fatter they are, the fatter they fall." - Butt-Head
"The forecast is partially cool..." - Butt-Head
"The future sucks; change it!" - Beavis
"The more things change the more they suck." - Beavis
"Then he said 'masturbation'!" - Beavis
"Then he said 'penis'!" - Butt-Head
"Then he said 'vagina'!  That was cool!" - Butt-Head
"There's always been TV.  There's just more channels now." - Butt-Head
"These chicks would not talk to us." - Butt-Head
"These effects aren't very special." - Butt-Head
"These guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes." - Butt-Head
"These guys have no future!" - Butt-Head
"These guys live on the edge." - Butt-Head
"These guys understand the importance of a good butt." - Butt-Head
"They're gonna spend an eternity in Hell." - Butt-Head
"Thinking sucks!" -Beavis
"This guy seems pretty cool." - Butt-Head
"This is COOL!" - Butt-Head
"This is gonna be cool." - Butt-Head
"This is irritating." - Butt-Head
"This is like all wimpy and stuff." - Beavis
"This is musical masturbation!" - Butt-Head
"This rules!  It rules!  Yeah!  Yeah!" - Beavis
"This sucks!  No medicine, no buzz." - Butt-Head
"This sucks.  Let's burn something." - Butt-Head
"This sucks.  Let's get outta here." - Butt-Head
"This video needs more explosions and close-ups of butts." - Butt-Head
"Thou shalt not suck." - Butt-Head
"Uh-oh, Butt-head...I feel a seizure coming on."
"Uh-oh.  Wait a minute.  What's this?  This sucks!" - Butt-Head
"Uh... that was pretty cool.. now what?" - Butt-Head
"Uhh, that isn't chocolate, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"Uhhh, do you use that language at home?" - Butt-Head
"Uhhh, we think you're like, cool. Huh-huh...." - Beavis & Butt-Head
"Uhhhhhh, No." - Butt-Head
"Use the choke-hold!  The choke-hold!" - Beavis
"UUhhh, no thanks.  That won't be necessary." - Butt-Head
"UUhhhhhh, OK." - Butt-Head
"Wait a minute.  What's this?  This sucks." - Butt-Head
"Washin' the dog!  Washin' the dog!" - Beavis and Butt-Head
"Watch your back, homie." - Beavis
"We're done."  "Of course you are, boys, of course you are." - Buzzcut
"We're gonna be wussies forever!  It's gonna suck!" - Beavis
"We're old enough to smell bad." - Butt-Head
"We're, like, closed or something..." - Butt-Head
"Well, whatever it was, it gave *me* a stiffy!" - Butt-Head
"What a dork!" - Butt-Head
"What are you, some kind of butt ventriloquist?" - Butt-Head
"What do you know, asswipe?" - Beavis
"What the hell is this crap?" - Butt-Head
"What the hell is this guy saying?" - Butt-Head
"What's this butt-munch doing on the stage?" - Butt-Head
"When your wiener's happy, you're happy." - Beavis
"Where did this guy come from?" - Butt-Head
"Whoa!  It's Hammer time!" - Butt-Head
"Whoa!  It's that dude!  The Grim Rapper!" - Butt-Head
"Whoa!  Preach on, Brother Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"Whoa!  We're there, dude!" - Butt-Head
"Whoa!  You look REAL cool now!" - Beavis
"Whoa! Is this the weather channel?" - Butt-Head
"Whoa! She just had sex? Why don't they show that?" - Butt-Head
"Whoa!"  "Yeah!"  "Whoa!"  "Yeah!" - Beavis & Butt-Head on nude babes
"Whoa, head rush!  Hey, Butt-Head, do my ears look funny?" - Beavis
"Whoa...it's @FN@!" - Butt-Head
"WHOOMP, there's my butt!" - Butt-Head
"Would you like to SEE my bunghole?" - Beavis
"YES!  It's about time they played something cool." - Butt-Head
"YES!  Now we're getting somewhere!" - Butt-Head
"You asked for it, dude...." - Butt-Head
"You asswipe!  I was about to have a wet dream!" - Butt-Head
"You butt...uh, head...." - Butt-Head
"You can't polish a turd, Beavis..." - Butt-Head
"You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!" - Cornholio
"You guys are never gonna get any." - Daria
"You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay!" - Cornholio
"You idiots!  That's a live grenade!" - Army recruiter, B&B
"You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candy-ass!" - Buzzcut
"You know what else sucks?" - Butt-Head
"You know what sucks, Beavis?" - Butt-Head
"You need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool." - Butt-Head
"You sound really stupid most of the time." - Butt-Head (to Beavis)
"YOU STINK OF DEATH!" - Buzzcut
"You watch Oprah? What a wuss!" - Butt-Head, to Beavis
"You're a butt-monkey, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"You're a dumbass, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"You're a little too good at that, Beavis...." - Butt-Head
"You're a man?  NO WAY!  Huh huh huh...." - Butt-Head on Boy George
"You're a prevert, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"You're disgusting, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"You're full of good ideas today, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"You're gonna soil your drawers!" - Butt-Head
"You're pretty stupid, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"You've gotta have the right tool for the job, Beavis." - Butt-Head
"Your dentist inspects your nads?" - Butt-Head
"Your skin is purple, man - I don't dig you!" - van Driessen
30 seconds of Beavis & Butthead is like 30 hours of the 3 Stooges.
A Butthead virus would be annoying! uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!
A Marine can stand ANYTHING! - Buzzcut
After these messages, Beavis & Butthead play nice.
America's Beavis & Butthead: clinton and gore.
Are you Beavis or Butthead??
Are you threatening me? - Beavis
Beavis and Butthead are not role models....
Beavis and Butthead: MST3K for morons.
Beavis has a magic Johnson- It disappears into his hand -Butthead
Beavis is not dog food! .. huh uh huh He's worm food!
Beavis lied for your SIMMS....
BEAVIS! What is your major malfunction? - Buzzcut
Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this? - Butthead
Beavis, don't ever take that tone with me! - Butthead
Beavis, you gotta get a whiff of this! - Butthead
BEVIS and BUTTHEAD are actually based on most of MTV's viewers.
Blame Beavis and Butthead, they made me do it...
Borgus & Butthead: Huh huh huh assimilation is cool!
Borgus & Butthead: Huh huh You said assimilation!
Breakin the Law, Breakin the Law, huh huhh - Beavis & Butthead
Brother, said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet.
BURGER WAR!!! - Beavis & Butthead
Bush/Quayle disappear from public view, & Beavis & Butthead appear...
But Mrs. Dickie, Beavis & Butthead are complete imbeciles.
Butthead! Butthead! Come here quick. Bare ass on TV!
Butthead, Butthead! Come here quick! SQUID baseball on tv! huh huh
Butthead, Butthead! Come quick! Bare ass on TV!
C'mon Butthead, change it. Change Butthead. This sucks!
Can I get some nachos? No! Are you sure this is heaven? -Beavis
Change it! Change it, Butthead!! This sucks!! This Sucks!!!
Check it out Beavis, it's one of those laboratory retrievers!
Check it out. There's something cool coming up. -- Butthead
Check out my butt! - Beavis
Clinton and Gore - The Bevis and Butthead of politics
Clinton and Gore: Beavis and Butthead do DC...
Clinton/Gore - DC's version of Beavis and Butthead!
Clinton/Gore elected then Beavis & Butthead appear. Coincidence?
Clinton/Gore elected; Beavis & Butthead appear. Coincidence?
Clinton/Gore is to the presidency as Beavis & Butthead are to cartoons.
Close only counts in horseshoes and lemonade or something... -Butthead
Come out with your pants down! -Beavis
COOL! THIS RULES!!! -Beavis and Butthead on the Invid Invasion
COOL!! THIS RULES! - Beavis and Butthead on Urotsukidoji
Could you like shut up and give us some money? -Butthead
Damn, we're smooth! -Beavis
Damnit Beavis! Pull your pants up! -Butthead
Death by..uh Saw off his tweeter!- Butthead 'n Lorena Bobbit...
Depeche Mode is French for we're wussies. -- Butthead
Diareaha cha cha chaa, Dirareaha cha cha cha....-Beavis & Butthead
Did you know that BBS stood for Beavis and ButtheadS ?
Disguise your voice Shut up, Beavis...
Does not your scrotum need kicking? - Beavis
Don't bogart my log, dude -Butthead
Don't make me kick your ass again, %UN! -Butthead
Dude, if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you! -Butthead
Dude...we have the power supreme! - Butthead
Even the old dude is cool. -- Butthead
Excuse me, Beavis. I have to go spank my monkey. -Butthead
Filmmaker: "What is your 'raison d'tre?'" Beavis: "It's in my pants!"
Fire! Fire! Fire! - Beavis They can't ban that from my tagline!
Getting kicked in the nads by a cow sucks! - Beavis
Go on with your bad self, Beavis!
Good catch Butthead. -- Mr. Buzzcut
Guitars, drums, and death..they finally got it right -Butthead
He said penal! -Beavis
He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar. -- Butthead
HEADLINE: President & VP change names back to Bill Beavis & Al Butthead.
heh heh..He said HARD DRIVE..heh heh -(Beevis & Butthead)
Hehe hehe hehe... That was cool... Hehe Hehe. -- Butthead
Hey Beavis, he's fallen and he can't get it up!
Hey Beavis, I hear disco is making a comeback! -Butthead
Hey Beavis, you know we could like, go to jail for this? - Butthead
Hey Butthead! These things cost money! - Beavis
Hey Butthead, change it or kill me. -- Beavis
Hey Butthead, I can sing like this guy.
Hey Butthead, pull my finger. NO WAY, pull my leg. huh huh huh
Hey Butthead, what were we born to do?
Hey Butthead. Change it or kill me. -- Beavis
Hey Butthead. Does this suck? -- Beavis
Hey Butthead. Have you noticed this video sucks? -- Beavis
Hey Butthead. This guy has the same last name as you. -- Beavis
Hey! It was free a**wipe! -- Butthead
HOSPITAL, Butthead! HOSPITAL! - Buzzcut
How 'bout that one: The Grunge That Stole Christmas? -Butthead
How old are you, Bevis? -- Butthead
huh huh huh Settle down, Beavis! - Butthead
Huh huh. Barney sucks. Heh heh heh. Shut up Butthead.
Huh huh...uh...huh huh...Minmei Sucks! -Beavis and Butthead
Huh uh huh uh, You said .WAD! -Butthead
huhh, ..he said RAM!, hehh, uhhh... (Beevis & Butthead Reply)
I am Beavis of Borg. Umm-umm-mmm Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is...uh...cool! he he.
I am Butthead of Borg. Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool...
I am Butthead of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated.
I am ButtHead, a Borg. Duh-Uh, Resistance sucks.
I AM CORNHOLIO! I need TP for my bunghole!
I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. T.P for my bunghole! -Beavis
I can't remember names so I'll just call you Butthead.
I confess that I love Pooh and have never seen Beavis and Butthead.
I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz. -- Butthead
I don't like stuff that sucks! -Butthead
I have a stiffy. -Beavis
I just made my pants dirtier. -Butthead in Washin' the Dog
I know Butthead it might be cool but it's going to give me a seizure.
I like it too.. but you don't have to slobber all over me, Beavis!
I order you to undress and show me your thingies. - Capt. Butthead
I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butthead show! -Primus
I wish I had a face on my butt - Butthead.
I'd like a 1/4 Pounder & 2 dozen chicks in tight shorts. - Butthead
I'll wound your inner child. Then I'll kick your ass! -Beavis
I'm Lolita, and this here's Tanka Rae....
I'm no Don Johnson ya know.... -- Butthead
If I wanted to read I'd go to school. -- Butthead
If only all videos could be like this. -- Butthead
If she was a real punk rock girl she'd eat him alive. -- Butthead
Is Pokey gonna get his own video too? -- Butthead
It doesn't get any better than this, dude. -Butthead
It doesn't just suck, it...it, like, REALLY sucks! - Beavis
It's a poodle... set it on delicate. -- Butthead
It's high noon on my sundial! -Butthead
It's my turn to be the judge, asswipe! Butthead
It's not fair! we're not gonna score! - Beavis
It's over my head. -- Beavis It's under my butt. -- Butthead
Knight Sabers Baseball!!! -Beavis & Butthead as Boomers.
Let's go Crevis..and remember we're not from here! - Butthead
Let's go get some nachos! -Beavis
Located next door to the Beavis & Butt-Head School of Social Graces.
Manly yes, but Beavis likes it too! -- Butthead
Monster face and wuss music do not go together. - Butthead
My dentist always looks at my nads. I have full coverage. - Beavis
Nachos rule. -- Butthead
Naughty naughty... very naughty naughty.. naughty! -Beavis
No, I'm sorry, sir, we're not offering the butt tattoo promotion.
No, no butthead no I can't settle down! - Beavis
No, that's not it. Change it. -- Butthead
Not everyone can be as cool as us! -Butthead
Not tonight, boys, call me when you get some pubes, OK? - Babes-R-Us
Now he's gifted. -Beavis
Now which one does Bill Clinton play in the show, Beavis or Butthead?
Now, for the last and most intense move - Butthead.
Oh Bother! said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
Oh oh. Wait a minute. What's this? This sucks.... -- Butthead
Oh yeah? How old are you Beavis? -- Butthead
Oh, Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged!
Oh, let it be done. -- Butthead
Old people suck! huh uh huh Butthead
On your WHAT!? -- Butthead
One gallon of gas please. -Butthead
Our polls are rising! huh uh huh huh -Butthead
PBS is pretty cool. -- Butthead
Polly wanna Alka-Seltzer? - Beavis
Right on dude! -- Butthead
Saw off his tweeter! -Butthead
Score one for the secret cervix! -Butthead
Sea monkeys are cool.Can you spank a sea monkey?-Butthead
See, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool -Butthead
Senor Butthead, Como es Juan? Uh, burritos! huh huh huh
Settle down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers! - Butthead
She's only 17.. - This is Joey Butta-fuko's theme song. -- Butthead
SHUT UP asswipe! you probably score! heh! and you're a DORK!-Beavis
Shut up! You probably score! And you're a dork! - Beavis
Shut up, Beavis! Oh, sorry man!
Shut up, or I will KILL you! Do you understand? - Buzzcut
Slow down! Yeah! Slow down or shut up! -Beavis & Butthead
Smells like... teen spirit. -- Butthead
Stay tuned as Beavis wounds Butthead's inner child.
Stay tuned as Butthead moons Beavis' inner child.
Suffer, dude! -Butthead
Testes, Testes 1... 2... 3? -Butthead
Thank you everybody, we're Nine Inch Nails. -Butthead
Thank you, drive through. -Beavis
Thanks for the mammaries... -Beavis
That was NOT cool. - Butthead
That white smoke is starting to piss me off! -Butthead
The forecast is partially cool... -Butthead
The future sucks... change it... -Beavis
The Problem with Bevis & Butthead is which one is clinton???
Then it would RULE! -- Butthead
These effects aren't very special. -Butthead
These guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes. -- Butthead
These guys have no future! Butthead
These guys live on the edge. -- Butthead
These guys played at the state fair last year - Butthead on Loverboy.
These special effects aren't very special. -- Butthead
Thinking sucks! -Beavis
This guy seems pretty cool. -Butthead
This is COOL! -- Butthead
This is irritating. -- Butthead
This is musical masturbation! -Butthead
This post is over my head. Yeah, it's under my butt. -Butthead
This sucks! No medicine. No buzz - Butthead.
This sucks. Let's burn something. -- Butthead
This sucks. Let's get outta here. - Butthead
This video needs more explosions and close-ups of butts - Butthead.
Thou shalt not suck. - Butthead
Uh-oh, Butthead.. I feel a seizure coming on.
Uh... huh huh here's like one we just wrote.... -Butthead
Uh... that was pretty cool.. now what? -Butthead
Uhh.. we're like closed or something... -Butthead
Uhhh, do you use that language at home? - Butthead
Uhhh, we think you're like...cool. Huh-huh.... Beavis & Butthead
Uhhhhhh, No. -- Butthead
Use the choke hold! ...the choke hold! -Beavis
UUhhh, no thanks. That won't be neccessary. -- Butthead
UUhhhhhh, OK. -- Butthead
Wait a minute. What's this? This sucks. - Butthead
Wash'in the dog! Wash'in the dog! --Beavis and Butthead.
We should start a band and call it Butthead Butthead.
We're done. Of course you are, boys, of course you are. - Buzzcut
We're gonna be wussies forever it's gonna suck! - Beavis
We're old enough to smell bad. -Butthead
We're we're we're gonna like never score! - Beavis
What a dork! -Butthead
What are you, some kind of butt ventriloquist? - Butthead
What do you know, asswipe? -Beavis
What the hell is this crap? - Butthead
What's this butt-munch doing on the stage? -- Butthead
When your wiener's happy, you're happy. - Beavis
Where did this guy come from? -- Butthead
Whoa! Is this the weather channel? -Butthead
Whoa! It's Hammer time! -- Butthead
Whoa! It's that dude! The Grim Rapper! -- Butthead
Whoa! You look REAL cool now! - Beavis
Whoa...it's @FN@! - Butthead
Whoomp, there's my butt! -Butthead
Why is it whenever I tell Butthead to change it, he never does it?
Would you like to see my bunghole? -Beavis
Yeah I've been injured. I've got a big crack in my butt - Butthead.
YES! It's about time they played something cool. -- Butthead
YES! Now we're getting somewhere! -- Butthead
Yes, it is a very manly soap. Manly, yes, but Beavis likes it too!
You asked for it dude. . . . . - Butthead
You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream! -Butthead
You butt.. uh head.... -Butthead
You can't polish a turd, Beavis but I bet it was pretty cool to try!
You could have Butthead sit on a glass jar and fart.
You stink of death! - Buzzcut
You watch Oprah? What a wuss! Butthead on Beavis.
You're a man? NO WAY! huh huh huh - Butthead on Boy George.
You're pretty smart, Butthead - Beavis
You're pretty stupid, Beavis. -Butthead
You've gotta have the right tool for the job, Beavis. - Butthead
Your dentist inspects your nads? - Butthead
YYYOOUU...Got what I neeeeed... -- Butthead
