"A crime against god is a demonstrated impossibility." [Ingersoll]
"A cult is a religion with no political power"  [Tom Wolfe]
"A dogma is the hand of the dead on the throat of the living." [Washburn]
"A dogma will thrive in soil where the truth could not get root."
"A handsome bonnet covers a multitude of sins."
"A miracle is not an explanation of what we cannot comprehend."
"A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes."
"A theologian is a person who uses the word "God" to hide his ignorance."
"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it." [Oscar Wilde]
"All Bibles are man-made." --[Thomas Edison]
"All religions die of one disease - that of being found out." [Morley]
"An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support."
"And it is in his own image, let us remember, that Man creates God."
"Being unable to reason is not a positive character trait outside religion."
"Belief means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzche]
"Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America." --[Jerry Falwell]
"Blasphemy is an epithet bestowed by superstition upon common sense."
"Blessings on the man who first dared to doubt." [Washburn]
"Call on God, but row away from the rocks." --[Indian proverb]
"Christianity is a black spot on the page of civilization."
"Christianity is like a slow clock -- always being moved ahead."
"Christianity is the enemy of liberty & civilization" --[August Bebel]
"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man."
"Civilization has come about by going to school more than to church."
"Common people do not pray, my lord: they only beg." [George Bernard Shaw]
"Do not thank God for what man does." [Washburn]
"Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk."
"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."
"Every man thinks God is on his side.  The rich and powerful know he is."
"Every religion in the world that has destroyed people is based on love."
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." [Carl Sagan]
"Faith is often the boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate."
"Fascism is a religious concept." --[Benito Mussolini]
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." [Mark Twain]
"God does not play dice with the universe." --[Albert Einstein]
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
"God is a concept by which we measure our pain." [John Lennon (1940-80)]
"God is usually on the side of big squadrons and against little ones."
"God is, as it were, the sewer into which all contradictions flow."
"God never helps those who need the help of men and women."
"God will forgive me; thats his business." --[Heinrich Heine]
"God's only excuse is that he does not exist." [Stendhal]
"Hell is where cowards have sent heroes." [Washburn]
"Heresy is a cradle; orthodoxy a coffin." --[Robert Ingersoll]
"Heresy is only another word for freedom of thought." --[Graham Greene]
"Honesty is never seen sitting astride the fence."
"I call him free who is led solely by reason." [Spinoza]
"I could prove God statistically." --[George Gallup]
"I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature." [Jefferson]
"I do not need the idea of God to explain the world I live in."
"I don't believe in god because I don't believe in Mother Goose." --[Darrow]
"I don't really miss god, but I sure miss santa claus!" --[Courtney Love]
"I have not the slightest confidence in 'spiritual manifestations.'"
"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty"
"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just." [Jefferson]
"I was at Bible camp, learning how to be more judgmental." [Mrs. Flanders]
"I'm a born-again atheist." --[Gore Vidal]
"I'm looking for loopholes." [W.C. Fields, when caught reading the Bible]
"If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color."
"If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!" --[Clark Adams]
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." [Voltaire]
"If god doesn't like the way I live, Let him tell me, not you."
"If God exists, what objection can he have to saying so?" [Washburn]
"If God made us in His image we have certianly returned the compliment."
"If god really existed, it would be necessary to abolish him." --Bakunin
"If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?"
"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?" --[Bill Maher]
"If religion cannot restrain evil, it cannot claim effective power for good."
"If there is a God, he is a malign thug." [Mark Twain]
"If you love god, burn a church" --[Jello Biafra]
"In God we rust." --[Gordon Charrick]
"In the brain of every religious person there is a god shaped vacuum."
"Increasing knowledge lessens the sphere of the supernatural..."
"Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders?"
"It does not pay a prophet to be too specific." --[L. Sprague de Camp]
"It is best to read the weather forcast before praying for rain." [Twain]
"Jesus died to take our wibbles away, so now we can go to zonk."
"Jesus is just a word I use to swear with" --[Richard Harris]
"Kill them all and God will know his own." --[St. Dominic?]
"Let Bhagwans be Bhagwans." [Washington Post]
"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." [Benjamin Franklin]
"Man is a dog's ideal of what God should be." [Andre Malraux]
"Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly upon our own point of view."
"Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do."
"Moral indignation - jealousy with a halo." --[H.G. Wells]
"Most men would kill the truth if truth would kill their religion."
"Never join a religion that has a water slide."
"No kingdom has shed more blood than the kingdom of Christ." [Montiesque]
"No man ever yet tore down his altar and found a God behind it."
"No man was ever yet canonized for minding his own business."
"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends." -WA
"One Galileo in two thousand years is enough." [Pope Pius XII]
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." --[Robert Heinlein]
"Orthodoxy cannot afford to put out the fires of hell." [Ingersoll]
"Our duty to the god of christianity is to bury him." [Washburn]
"People who rely most on God rely least on themselves."
"Piety could do nothing better than imitate morality." [Washburn]
"Prayer is begging from a pauper." [Washburn]
"Priest and God have formed some of the worst combinations in history."
"Priests will pardon thieves but not philosophers." [Washburn]
"Puritanism- The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away".
"Reason should be destroyed in all Christians." [Martin Luther]
"Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism."
"Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis." --[Sigmund Freud]
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." [Napoleon]
"Religion: just say `no'." --[Tim Smith]
"Religions are like farts.   Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks."
"Religions change; beer and wine remain" --[Harvey Allen]
"Religions tend to disappear with man's good fortune."
"Religious Cult:  The church down the street from yours." [_B.C._ cartoon]
"Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger." --[Abbie Hoffman]
"Saints fly only in the eyes of their disciples." --[Hindu proverb]
"Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proven innocent."
"Same religion that saves - Damns You" --[Sepultura]
"The best defense against Christianity is a good Christian Education"
"The Bible is "a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology."
"The Bible is one of the most genocidal books in history" --[Noam Chomsky]
"The conquering of fear is the beginning of wisdom" [Bertrand Russell]
"The convent is opposed to all that is sacred in human nature."
"The cross everywhere is a dagger in the heart of liberty."
"The cross people carry to-day is made of gold or set with diamonds."
"The day of the Bible is passed. Books have taken its place." [Washburn]
"The egg of prayer never yet became a chicken." [Washburn]
"The feet of progress have always been shod by doubt."
"The hands that help are better far than the lips that pray."
"The happy do not believe in miracles." --[Goethe]
"The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." [Delo McKown]
"The man who gets on his knees has not learned the right use of his legs."
"The man who wants to be an angel is never in a hurry to begin."
"The noble soul has reverence for itself" [Nietzsche]
"The truth cannot be asserted without denouncing the falsehood."
"The unnatural, that too is natural." --[Goethe]
"The way to make money is to start your own religion." --[L. Ron Hubbard]
"The whole of religion has been one uniform curse to the human race..."
"The word heretic ought to be a term of honour..." --[Charles Bradlaugh]
"The world is in need of less religion and more common sense."
"Theology is but the ignorance of natural causes reduced to a system."
"There are no saints, only unrecognized villains."
"There are ten church members by inheritance for every one by conviction."
"There can be no peaceful coexistence with homosexuals" [Kevin Tebedo]
"There is a God, but He drinks" --[Blore]
"There is greater argument in one fact than in all the creeds."
"There is no justifiable Christianity in this age." [Washburn]
"To hate man and worship god seems to be the sum of all the creeds."
"To hell with the U.S. Constitution." --[Father Bernard Leeming]
"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." --[Woody Allen]
"Truth in matters of religion, is simply opinion that has survived."
"We are god because only we can create his existence within our minds."
"We are not accountable for the sins of "Adam" --[Robert G. Ingersoll]
"We are then to conclude that Christianity is held only by the ignorant."
"We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand."
"What Christian love cannot do is effected by a common hatred."
"What has God revealed to man that has ever helped him get a living?"
"When belief in a god dies, the god dies." --[Harlan Ellison]
"When religion comes in at the door common sense goes out at the window."
"When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers." [Oscar Wilde]
"Where are you homosexuals going to go when we win?" [Kevin Tebedo]
"Where the cross has been planted only superstitions have grown."
"Who is more godless than I, that I may rejoice in his teachings?"
"Who made who?" --[AC/DC]
"With soap, baptism is a good thing." --[Robert G. Ingersoll]
"You who hate the Jews so, why did you adopt their religion?" [Nietzsche]
"Your soul will be dead even before your body: fear nothing further."
A zealot's stones will break my bones, but gods will never hurt me.
Any belief worth having must survive doubt.
Atheism makes sense for America.
Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus!
Blasphemy is a blast for me.
Evolution is both fact and theory. Creationism is neither.
God is real, unless declared integer.
Humanity's first sin was faith; the first virtue was doubt.
I love Jesus, Yes I do.  Baked or broiled or in a stew...
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
If you ask the wrong questions you get answers like '42' or 'God'.
Jesus -- The other white meat!
Jesus Christ: Imaginary Playmate to Millions of Adults!
Jesus is coming!  Wear your rubbers!
Jesus was adopted.
Keep Christ out of Christmas.
Nine out of ten priests who have tried Camels, prefer young boys.
Obey Psalms 137:9!
Religious reasons do not excuse violence: they accuse religion.
Saint:  A dead sinner revised and edited. --[Ambrose Bierce]
They found Noah's ark, but there was a sign on it: 'Made in Hong Kong'
Trinity -- a three for one sale on deities.
What a f iend we have in Jesus!
Why be born again, when you can just grow up?
