BMW             Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW             Beastly Monsterous Wonder
BMW             Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels
BMW             Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW             Big Money Waste
BMW             Big Money Works
BMW             Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW             Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW             Break My Windows
BMW             Broken Money Waster
BMW             Broken Monsterous Wonder
BMW             Brutal Money Waster
BMW             Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BUICK           Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Buick           Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Chevrolet       Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevrolet       Climbs Hills Even Valleys, Runs Over Logs Even Trees.
Chevy           Charged Heavily
Chevy           Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Clinton         Caught Lieing In Nine Times Out of Nine
Clinton         Compulsive Liar In Nations Top Office Now
Clinton         Compulsive Liar Is Nations Top Official Now
D.A.M.N.        Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia
DELTA           Don't Even Leave The Airport
DELTA           Don't Even Let Them Arrive.
DELTA           Don't Expect Loved-one To Arrive
DLTBGYD!        Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down
Dodge           Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
DODGE           Dead Or Dying Gerbil Engine
DODGE           Dirty Old Disgusting Greasy Engine
DODGE           Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
Dodge           Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Fiat            F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat            Failure In Automotive Technology
Fiat            Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat            Fix It Again Tony?
FORD            F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Ford            F**ked On Race Day
Ford            F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Ford            F**ker Only Runs Downhill
FORD            Figure On Repairs Daily
FORD            First On Race Day
Ford            First On Recall Day
FORD            Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD            Found On Road Dead
FORD            Found On Road Disabled
Ford            Found On Road, Dead
Ford            Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Fuck            Franklin University of Cultural Knowledge
GMC             Garage Man's Companion
GMC             Gay Mens Car
GMC             Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC             Get More Chicks
GMC             Got More Crap
GMC             Gotta Nechanic comming...
HONDA           Help Our National Debt Accumulate.
IBM             I Bought McIntosh
IBM             I Bring Manuals
IBM             I've Been Moved
IBM             Idolized By Management
IBM             Impenetrable Brain Matter
IBM             Imperialism By Marketing
IBM             Incest Begets Madness
IBM             Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth
IBM             Incredibly Bastardized Multitasking...
IBM             Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
IBM             Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious
IBM             Ingrained Batch Mentality
IBM             Innovation By Management
IBM             Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks
IBM             Insipidly Bankrolling Millions
IBM             Inspect Before Multiusing
IBM             Install Bigger Memory
IBM             Institution By Machiavelli
IBM             Insultingly Boring Merchandisers
IBM             Intellectuals Being Moronized
IBM             Intelligence Belittling Meaning
IBM             Intimidated, Buffaloed Management
IBM             Into Building Money
IBM             Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches
IBM             Invest Before Multi-tasking
IBM             Investigate Baffling Malodor
IBM             Irresponsible Behave Multinational
IBM             It Beats Mattel
IBM             It's a Big Mess
IBM             It's Better Manually
IBM             Itty Bitty Machine
JASSLA          Just Another Stupid Six-Letter Acronym
Jeep            Junk Each Eagle Produced
Jeep            Just Excrement Expensively Priced
MODEM           Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
Mopar           Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar           Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar           Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Plymouth        Please Leave Your Motor On Unless There's Help
Plymouth        Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood!
Pontiac         Poor Old N***** Thinks It's A Cadillac
ROFL            Rolling On the Floor Laughing
RTFM            Read The Friggin' Manual
SAAB            Same As A Buick
SAAB            Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB            Such An Arrogant Bastard!
SAAB            Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SATURN          Sexy Alternative To Ugly Regurgative Nipponese.
SHIT            Sam Houston Institute of Technology
Toyota          Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto
TWA             The Wrong Airline.
US-AIR          UnSafe and In the Red.
