Not content with molesting harmless Brazilians, Aliens are constantly leaving their murderous grafitti on livestock. Perhaps testing the functionality of their weapons in earth's atmosphere, perhaps merely acting on their violent tendencies. I mean everyone likes to disembowel a helpless calf now and then, but this is just morally reprehensible. Check out the carnage:

Colorado-Between 1973 and 1975 over one-hundred and thirty mutilated animal corpses were found. Deaf to the complaints of many ranchers and farmers, the FBI refused to investigate, saying it had no jurisdiction in the case. Colorado's Governer Richard Lamm expressed his emotions on the subject."The mutilations are one of the biggest outrages in the history of the western cattle industry," he said, "It is important that we solve the mystery as soon as possible. The cattle industry is already hard hit from an economic point of view. From a human point, we cannot allow these muitilations to continue."

In Nebraska, the mutilation situation got so bad that eventually ranchers of the area took the Constitution up on its 2nd Amendment and formed a well regulated militia to combat the evil. Even helicopters in the area were fired upon, most notably a power company chopper that received a couple bullets in the canopy for the heinous crime of checking utility poles. All low flying vehicles in the area were ordered to higher air and some were even grounded, yet the mysterious sky lights continued, and cows were still not safe.

A calf mutilation in Copperas Cove,Texas was characteristic of many mutilations. The reproductive system had been sheared out without a drop of blood lost. Strange concentric circles were found for up to 30 feet around the corpse, suggesting some kind of aerial assault. Several residents had reported seing strange orange lights in the general area of the carnage.

Waco, Texas has more to offer than upity Branch Davidians. In 1980, a rancher searching for one of his pregnant cows noticed a couple of strange green guys. "They was wearin' some kind of tight-fittin' green clothes like the color of mesquite leaves in the spring," he was quoted as saying. The aliens turned to look at him. "I was afraid of them seein' me", he continued,"I've read all about them abductions and I didn't want them takin' me away in some flyin' saucer! I took off down the hill pretty fast...." The rancher returned to the area two days later to find the same cow with it's skin pulled inside out over its skull. There was no blood to be found. A ribless calf backbone was found a foot away from the corpse. Aliens out on a bar-b-q run, or cruel sadism? You be the judge.